| 1. iJustine gets 500,000 MONETIZED VIEWS on her MAGIBON Parody by STARING AND NOT TALKING on camera. | 2. ShaneJensen says he has 400 SUBSCRIBERS but ONLY GETS about 12 COMMENTS and 200 VIEWS PER VIDEO. | 3. ShaneJensen says he has SUBSCRIBERS who HAVE NOT LOGGED IN FOR OVER 1 YEAR on YouTube. | 4. SrgtWilliePete gets the 2008 YouTube Award for SPAMMING the Most Videos to the Top 100 Most Discussed on Peoples and Blogs Category. | 5. SrgtWilliePete says BLACK WOMEN are like GAY MEN who DO NOT WANT TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET. |
| 1. Nalts says YouTubers get BURN-OUT because they want MORE SUBSCRIBERS, VIEWS, COMMENTS and RATINGS. | 2. MysterEy1 aka EntertainmentGiant says ItsChrisCrocker is a HOMO FAGGOT FLAMER who is RUINING YOUTUBE. | 3. Zkueker88 says WOMEN WHO GET AN ABORTION are in fact MURDERERS according to the Bible. | 4. FadedHolySoldier says those 8 Florida teenagers who beat that girl are TRAILER TRASH WIGGERS. | 5. FadedHolySoldier says TRAILER TRASH WIGGERS are WHITE PEOPLE who THINK THEY ARE BLACK or MEXICAN. |
| 1. DaveMaster42 LEAVES YOUTUBE! He says his YOUTUBE HATERS were PMing him DEATH THREATS. | 2. DaveMaster42 LEAVES YOUTUBE with 450 subscribers and 40 videos about video games. | 3. Boh3m3 has DRUGS IN HIS BEDROOM with a man SNORTING COCAINE in front of ArtieTSMITW. | 4. WaverlyFlams won the $25,000 SKETCHIES CONTEST for their film Sherlockbot & The Case of the Purloined Piggybank. | 5. TokenBlackChic FAILED in ADVERTISING for P0ykpac because WaverlyFlams WON THE SKETCHIES CONTEST. |