| 1. TheMysteryChannel CHEATS and GAMES THE SYSTEM by REGISTERING just 2 DAYS AGO and has already watched OVER 1,300 VIDEOS. | 2. YsabellaBrave says she MISSES HER LOYAL YouTube FANS but at the same time SHE HAS NEVER MET THEM. | 3. AlphaCat PIMPS HIS GIRLFRIEND YouTube Singer LisaLavie1 aka LisaLavie's NEW ALBUM that comes out May 14th. | 4. SweetnessChrissy says she is SO EXCITED to be a YouTube PARTNER but DOES NOT KNOW WHY. | 5. Transsexual JohnnyBoyXO says she is NOT OVERWEIGHT or FAT but VERY THICK. |
| 1. 5BoringPeople REINSTATED! After being HACKED BY ThePiratesGuild which was very lulzy LeonWestbrook GOT BUTTHURT and typed in the channel description FUCK YOU Trevor Rieger. | 2. Renetto was rumored to NOT HAVE BEEN OFFICALLY INVITED to the SECRET CELEBRITY YOUTUBE GATHERING in New York so he got mad and uploaded his I AM LEAVING YOUTUBE video. | 3. YourTubeAdvocate GOES DOWN THE TOILET AGAIN by PROMOTING EGOTISTICAL Nalts and WHORE MONGER STORYTELLER FallOfAutumnDistro. | 4. ElectroJed says PERMABAN DanielsPengies and TrashiestZeroo (PERMABAN TrashiestZero) and Sarj and the rest of the PERMABAN ThePiratesGuild are all BUTTPIRATES. | 5. TroyRiser EXPOSES LoganSperman2 by USING A CHILD VOICE SYNTHAZIER concluding that LoganSperman2 IS AN ADULT and NOT A CHILD. |
| 1. R3NDI3R GrimRendier SUSPENDED! RonBudda6669 and The 6699 Family went on a FLAGGING CAMPAIGN to get him SUSPENDED. | 2. GrimRendier (PERMABAN R3NDI3R) LEAVES YouTube with 3,900 SUBSCRIBERS and 75 VIDEOS and will FOR NOW ON post on his BlogSpot website. | 3. AirricksReloaded (PERMABAN DJairrick1200) and RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) both Illegally YouTube Partners STILL complain about their videos being FLAGGED. | 4. Zipster08 says he is A GOONY CHARACTER that started out as a reply to Renetto and is FOREVER STUCK WITH THAT YouTube IDENTITY CRISES. | 5. Peron75 WHATTHEBUCKSHOW says MANY FAKE YouTubers WHO ACT NICE ON YouTube ARE REAL ASSHOLES when you meet them in person at YouTube Gatherings. |