August 31 2008

1. LCSsings aka LeahSayssSo Leah myspace.com/lcssings 16 years old says in her YouTube video titled THE OFFICE IS LOVE that she cannot make a YouTube video all of the time because SHE HAS A LIFE and there is no reason why she is making a vlog because SHE HAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT except she LOVES THE OFFICE television show but she wants to marry Dr. Who Scottish actor David Tennant and have his babies which is kinda creepy that a 16 year old girl is thinking about becoming pregnant at such a young age but what else do you expect from YouTube teenage sluts who have Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears as role models.

2. MoreThanaBlog Carswani myspace.com/carswani 23 years old says in his YouTube video titled NO MORE PUSSY AND BITCH that he has taken down his 2 most viewed YouTube videos titled BITCH WHERE IS MY MONEY and PUSSY TASTES LIKE BURGERS because he has FINALLY REALIZED that future employers in REAL LIFE may find his YouTube videos and not hire him and his college teachers might give him a bad grade and he has already lost e-friends over his videos but e-friends are nonexistent but he is still looking for e-friends because he has Janet Jackson concert tickets to giveaway.

3. KingHuman KingHuman.com says in his YouTube video titled PISSED OFF AGAIN that Sony gave him software to auction off to 2 children like T.J. and so he auctioned off Sony Movie 9 but the highest bidder REFUSED TO PAY THE MONEY on eBay and the other bidders also refused to pay and T.J. cannot even keep his monthly electric bill on so KingHuman cannot take it anymore and will go back to Vegas and will auction more stuff off and then will go back to doing his original drunken art videos.

4. Dyansis says in his YouTube video titled REPLY THANKS TO MY 700 SUBS that he admits to make mistakes in his videos and watches some of the Transformers Reviewers on other YouTube Channel but this grown ass man playing and reviewing Transformer Action Figures everyday makes one think that this man is insane and needs to get him and the other Transformer Retards on YouTube like Blunty3000 and get them all in a CLUSTER FUCK with all of their toys and then ship them off to sea for a long bon voyage goodbye.

5. DeeJayemet Dee Jay myspace.com/shemilee says in his YouTube video titled YHVH YESHUA IS NOT THE JEWISH MESSIAH that Jesus Christ is NOT THE JEWISH MESSIAH but ONLY THE CHRISTIAN MESSIAH because he has been studying more of the Torah and the Talmud and the Tanakh and the more he studies the Torah the more he sees that Jesus Christ IS NOT THE MESSIAH and HE DOES NOT NEED A MAN MADE MESSIAH and because of this he has DELETED ALL MOST ALL OF HIS VIDEOS which previously says he believed that Jesus Christ was the Messiah for the Jews.

6. Yokeup Jeff yokeup.net yokedup.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled ATHEIST'S BIGGEST BABY TommyfromtheBRONX that TommyfromtheBRONX is a CRY BABY and a SISSY and THREATENS TO LEAVE YOUTUBE because YouTubers watch his stupid YouTube videos but when he puts time and energy in his creative YouTube videos that nobody watches them but Yokeup says it is because TommyfromtheBRONX DOES NOT HAVE JESUS CHRIST as his PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOUR and if he did then he would not worry about subscribers and views and basing his values on people who's comments DO NOT MATTER AT ALL.

7. MickMusing who is not a vlogger even though his YouTube Channel says Vlogging and is just a dry humour low budget comedian who makes videos saying HIS DOG MOLESTED HIM and then in his YouTube video titled MOMENTOUS NEWS he flosses his teeth which is more disgusting then talking about his hybrid mutt raping him because then all YouTubers have to look at this half-witted comic who wants YouTubers to believe he is a real life in the flesh vlogger.

8. TheJoeFrom1993 Joseph thejoefrom1993.tk New Zealand has on his YouTube Channel that he is not 9 years old and not a girl and not gay and not from England says in his YouTube video titled TheJoeFrom1993 Meets A1S9T8S7R05GSNJ121 that A1S9T8S7R05GSNJ121 came to visit him and is the first YouTuber he has met but with a YouTube username with 18 meaningless letters and numbers together like that TheJoeFrom1993 should RUN FOR HIS LIFE because this weird creep on YouTube looks like he is a Cyber Stalker or something.

9. KalsolarUK Kal from United Kingdom says in his YouTube video titled ARE YOU A BIBLICAL SPACE CADET that people believed that English people were going to be flying in space and going to a Russian Space Camp but the whole thing was a HOAX set up by a England reality show broadcast on a British television station where the cadets actually thought they were in Russia but yet none of them ever left England and is now known as the greatest television hoax scandal in England.

10. Smile2DayTears2Morro Amy MonkeyPoohPooh@yahoo.com says in her YouTube video titled WHILE YOU WERE MAINTAINING that YouTube maintains for a long time while they are maintaining and then when they stop maintaining then she can never can tell what YouTube maintains and that is because YouTube Monkey Staff themselves never knows what they are maintaining and they usually break more things then they usually fix because they have yet to learn the one important rule of IF IT IS NOT BROKEN THEN DO NOT FIX IT.

11. ShaneJensen Shane Christian Vlogger from New York says in his YouTube video titled FRIDAY NIGHT RITUAL that this friday he is making tortellini alfredo but then he starts showing STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION from his television set and if YouTubers really wanted to watch Star Trek then they can go to NetFlix or watch copyrighted video clips on YouTube since YouTube does not care if people upload thousands of star trek video clips or not.

12. StylistBrighton stylistbrighton.com stylistbrighton.blogspot.com stylistbrighton@gmail.com angelcheeks.net London says in her YouTube video titled ELI PREFERS BLONDES that this English Woman dyed her hair blonde for him but the JOKE IS OVER and she needs to CHANGE IT BACK TO BRUNETTE because now she looks like a TRANSVESTITE CIRCUS CLOWN with German blonde hair and shitty blue contact eyes and now she looks worse than her normal plain appearance.

13. TheYoungTurks theyoungturks.com the first nationwide liberal talk show and first live and daily internet TV show says in their YouTube video titled STRIPPERS GET HIT BY WALL STREET CRISES that TMZ is reporting that STRIPPERS ARE GETTING PAID LESS TIPS since the banking and loan crises in Manhattan but if these Turkish Men have to rely on TMZ for their YouTube video news then they should just closed their accounts now if they cannot think of their own material to scandalize about.

14. RiftGirlBlog Leith beingt.blogspot.com who describes herself on her YouTube Channel as a CRAZY TRANS WITCH BITCH and in her YouTube video titled TRANSSEXUAL GAL ICE CREAM starts sexually licking ice cream and pouring chocolate syrup all over her body which is just plain disgusting coming from a man who is now a woman and then at the end she says she wants to POP HER CHERRY but it will not cooperate and that is because MEN DO NOT HAVE CHERRIES dipshit.