| 1. ItsChrisCrocker says he should be TREATED LIKE A QUEEN. | 2. ItsChrisCrocker says it is HIS DESTINY to BE AN ASSHOLE on YouTube. | 3. ItsChrisCrocker says the Paparazzi FOLLOWS HIM AROUND. | 4. ItsChrisCrocker says he has been on 21 MAJOR TELEVISION SHOWS. | 5. ItsChrisCrocker says he was OFFERED HIS OWN TV SHOW. |