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July 1 2008

1. YouTube IS NOT A VERY GOOD MARKETING PROSPECT FOR ADVERTISERS AND SPONSORS when you have to watch AtheneWins and LisaNova and HotForWords and sXePhil for ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT.

2. YourTubeAdvocate Channel has turned into a Channel JUST TO GET FEATURED FOR A WHOLE MONTH and NOTHING MORE since ALL YOUTUBERS ALREADY KNOW that YOUTUBE STAFF DOES NOT LISTEN.

3. YourTubeAdvocate host JohnReaganNumber1 says THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY IS GETTING SMALLER and ARE BEING WEEDED OUT and ARE SEGREGATED meaning THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY IS ON LIFE SUPPORT.

4. YourTubeAdvocate host JohnReaganNumber1 says TO SEND HIM YOUTUBE PMS and EMAILS about YOUTUBE PROBLEMS meaning JUST COPY AND PASTE THE PMs THAT YOU SENT To THE LAST YourTubeAdvocates.

5. YourTubeAdvocate for July is JohnReaganNumber1 who is NOT VERY ACTIVE in the YouTube Community and will have NO CONNECTION TO YOUTUBE STAFF just like MasterGunner99 NEVER DID.

6. LouRyder woke up this morning and found out YOUTUBE HAS NEVER MADE A DIME IN PROFIT meaning all of you YouTube Partners out there SHOULD BE EXCITED TO BE MAKING PENNIES EVERYDAY.

7. Booshoe37 VIOLATES YOUTUBE TOS Terms Of Service by giving CadeGoesToCollege his YouTube Password and to TAKE OVER Booshoe37's CHANNEL until he gets back at the end of August.

8. KikiKanniballl aka Kiki Kannibal MYSPACE CELEBRITY BITCH says LOVE BITES AND BRUISES is a FAKE JEWELRY COMPANY to BRING HER DOWN but as the saying goes IF THE SHOE FITS WEAR IT.

9. ShaneJensen is having a MIDDLE AGE LIFE CRISES by CELEBRATING HIS 30th BIRTHDAY in his YouTube video and then in the following video he is PLAYING WITH HIS STUFFED BLUE SMURF DOLL.

10. AsaTheComic calls himself THE BLACK sXePhil because of his short skits but in order to be the BLACK sXePhil then you need some BLACK WOMEN BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURES to go with it.

11. ArshaAsteraki VIOLATES YOUTUBE TOS Terms Of Service by saying SUBSCRIBE OR DIE and then says to COMMENT AND RATE AND FAVORITE AND SUBSCRIBE OR YOU WILL BE MURDERED.

12. Peron75 aka WhatTheBuckShow says to START VLOGGING ON YOUTUBE but the reason why MANY YOUTUBERS DO NOT VLOG is because they would rather BE IN THE AUDIENCE AND WATCH THE CIRCUS.

13. AtheneWins WOULD BE A NOBODY if there WAS NO TIT THUMBNAIL PICTURE and NO TITLE WITH THE WORD SEX OR SEXY IN IT so in order to BE POPULAR ON YOUTUBE just SHOW TITS AND ASS.

14. DejuanP says if you DO NOT LIKE HIS VIEWPOINTS OR OPINIONS OR HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR VIDEOS then TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM HIM and to GET THE FUCK OFF OF HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL NOW.

15. TheAmazingAtheist HAS A HARD ON for BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA who says Obama's Foreign Policy Scorecard is HIGHER than John McCain's meaning ATHEISTS ARE NOT PATRIOTIC in America.

16. AirricksReloaded (PERMABAN DJairrick1200) says HE MADE WhatTheBuckShow POPULAR ON YOUTUBE because he showed WhatTheBuckShow how to edit his videos when he ONLY HAD 200 SUBSCRIBERS.

17. GimmeaBreakMan GAMES THE SYSTEM by CHANGING HIS VIDEO TITLES MULTIPLE TIMES in the FIRST 48 HOURS so YouTubers are MANIPULATED INTO CLICKING ON THEM AGAIN for MORE FAKE VIEWS.

18. OlgaKay GAMES THE SYSTEM by her YouTube video titled STEVE JOBS WANTS TO SCREW ME about BAD APPLE TECH SUPPORT and hopefully she won't be E-BEGGING YouTubers for a NEW HARD DRIVE.

19. XGoBoBeanX GAMES THE SYSTEM by trying to GET MORE VIEWS by having WhatTheBuckShow as her Thumbnail PICTURE but it DID NOT WORK because YouTubers wants to SEE HER HUGE BREASTS.

20. ADementedOne Damian Demento who used to be in the WWF World Wrestling Federation is PETITIONING Vince McMahan to STOP GIGGING aka SELF BLEEDING because children may also try it.

21. The NorthWest Portland, Oregon Gathering was a SUCCESS compared to The New England Boston, Massachussetts Gathering where you FILLED OUT A SURVEY IF YOU WERE INSANE OR NOT.

22. TheHill88 went to the New York City GAY PRIDE PARADE with her two girlfriends meaning TheHill88 DOES NOT NEED Boh3m3 anymore because HE IS FAT AND UGLY AND TOO FULL OF HIMSELF.

23. TheHill88 and her 2 girlfriends ACT LIKE LESBIANS when celebrating GAY PRIDE in New York City but you NEVER EVER see GAY YOUTUBERS trying to PASS THEMSELVES OFF AS STRAIGHT.

24. Portland Gathering CadeGoesToCollege and BooShoe37 and iTalkToSnakes and YourAverageAdam and OwlsSayHooot and Ryry158 and MissAlissa15 and LittleMissCierra and MalarayOfSunshine

25. VoicesInTheHead (PERMABAN SupExcellency) says Inmendham FILED A LAWSUIT ON HIM but Inmendham CANNOT SUE VoicesInTheHead (PERMABAN SupExcellency) because HE IS ALREADY PERMABANNED FROM YOUTUBE AND DOES NOT LIVE IN America.


July 2 2008

1. Blunty3000 SHOULD LOSE HIS YOUTUBE PARTNERSHIP by SUPPORTING SUICIDE by telling EMO KIDS aka EMOTIONALLY AND MENTALLY UNSTABLE TEENAGERS to GO CUT THEMSELVES AND BLEED TO DEATH.

2. xSparkage says SHE IS TIRED OF BEING A YOUTUBE MODEL WHORE and tired of ADVERTISING PRODUCTS from companies that will give it to them for free like so many other YouTubers now do.

3. VenetianPrincess says her YouTube video title LARA CROFT SAVES YOUTUBE ONLY GOT 40,000 VIEWS in 2 DAYS and YouTube even FLAGGED her video meaning YouTube Staff are TIRED OF HER.

4. VenetianPrincess GAMES THE SYSTEM by TITLING HER VIDEOS MULTIPLE TIMES WITH DIFFERENT TITLES to GET MORE VIEWS but many YouTubers ARE NOT FALLING FOR HER OLD CHEATING WAYS ANYMORE.

5. Blade376 starts his 3rd ANNUAL StickAID CHARITY called StickAID 2008 on July 19 and 20 on his Stickam Channel but will host it at Stickam Headquarters in Los Angeles, California.

6. CharlesTrippy says he had 560 VIEWERS watching him on his BlogTV WHORE SHOW meaning 560 STUPID PEOPLE wasted their time IN REAL LIFE just to watch A FAKE YOUTUBE BlogTV VLOGGER.

7. AsaTheComic says in his YouTube video titled EBONICS BASTARD that he got RACIST HATE MAIL for speaking EBONICS meaning a BLACK sXePhil SPEAKING EBONICS is a NO GO on YouTube.

8. LisaNova GAMES THE SYSTEM and gets 600 COMMENTS IN 7 HOURS for her AFFIRMATION GIRL FAKE VLOG meaning TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOURSELF will get you MANY HATE COMMENTS.

9. CollegeHumor YouTube Channel says they CHEW UP POP CULTURE AND SPIT OUT TV QUALITY COMEDY meaning that CollegeHumor IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for ALOT OF THE CRAP that is on YouTube.

10. BadBoysRecords P Diddy Sean Puffy Combs says WHITE AMERICA IS RACIST by making actor Will Smith in the movie HANCOCK to be an ALCOHOLIC SUPERHERO who GETS BEAT UP BY A WHITE WOMAN.

11. Nerimon wants ADVICE about what he should BLOG ABOUT and how to be a REAL VLOGGER ON YOUTUBE meaning HOW DO YOUTUBERS PRETEND TO VLOG WITHOUT ANYBODY NOTICING THEY ARE REALLY FAKE.

12. JoeyBlondeWolf2 says HE WANTS YOUTUBERS TO VOTE FOR Him at WhyiDeserveaScholarship website so he can GET FREE COLLEGE MONEY meaning HE WANTS TO BE REALLY LAZY AND NOT FIND A JOB.

13. CornHolieo88 GAMES THE SYSTEM by telling YouTubers to SPAM COMMENT THE MOST TIMES on the video titled THE MOST COMMENTED VIDEO EVER ON YOUTUBE for 5,000 COMMENTS in 8 HOURS.

14. MediocreFilms is a YouTube Partner and IS GETTING PAID for their video series titled RETARDED POLICEMAN meaning YouTube Staff DOES NOT CARE about OFFENDING THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED.

15. FRED GAMES THE SYSTEM with the YouTube video title FRED'S MOM IS MISSING for 4,600 COMMENTS in 4 HOURS meaning FRED has a TALENT AGENCY that LOVES to COMMENT SPAM HIS VIDEOS.

16. TheAlienNetwork has COLLAPSED FROM WITHIN by PERMABAN MyBoss and Vork4President both having HUGE EGOS AGAINST ONE ANOTHER while at the same time SENDING LOVE MESSAGES to VanaPrime.

17. PERMABAN MyBoss CLOSED HIS CHANNEL after BEING EMBARRASSED when WATCHING Vork4President's DRUNKEN LAMPSHADE VIDEO talking about PERMABAN MyBoss being an ex-cop and one of The Duke Boys.

18. LaneMergess CLOSED HIS Vork4President Channel and is now VorkResurrected because PERMABAN MyBoss SCARED HIM SHITLESS by TELLING HIM TO TAKE DOWN HIS DRUNKEN LAMPSHADE VIDEO.

19. Nessalu CLOSED HER VanaPrime Channel and is now VanaPrimeLives because PERMABAN MyBoss and Vork4President CLOSED THEIR CHANNELS which ENDED TheAlienNetwork on YouTube.

20. PERMABAN MyBoss has been in DAMAGE CONTROL ever since he posted a YouTube Bulletin that he WAS SHUTTING DOWN IN 20 MINUTES because of Vork4President DROPPING HIS DOX in his video.

21. PERMABAN TomSerson says VanaPrimeLives HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS and WOULD FUCK AN OLD MAN if given the chance but now she is into FUCKING MIDDLE AGE OLD ALIENS IN HER ASS CAT.

22. PERMABAN TomSerson says VorkResurrected is a LONELY SON OF A BITCH who THINKS HE IS A MUSICIAN but is doing way better TRYING TO CYBERFUCK VanaPrimeLives than PERMBAN MyBoss is.

23. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN MyBoss and VorkResurrected are BOTH LONELY PATHETIC MIDDLE AGE MEN DRESSED UP IN HALLOWEEN SKI MASK COSTUMES trying to CYBERFUCK VanaPrimeLives.

24. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN MyBoss and VorkResurrected aka BOTH got a HARD ON for VanaPrime aka Nessalu when she made that video that SHE LIKES OLD MIDDLE AGE WOMEN.

25. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN Burk (PERMABAN NuclearApocalypse) was AgentOrange on EncyclopediaDramatica and he would hang out in 14 year old EMO GIRL Stickam Rooms telling them to SHOW THEIR BREASTS.


July 3 2008

1. Alexa Website Ranking Shows GimmeaBreakMan website RANKED 4 MILLION and FallOfAutumnDistro's website ViralVideoWannabe RANKED 2.7 MILLION and Trevor Rieger's UTubeDrama website is RANKED 600,000.

2. GimmeaBreakMan NEEDS TO WORK ON GETTING A BETTER RANKING because HIS WEBSITE GimmeaBreakMan website is RANKED 4 MILLIONth Alexa website meaning 4 MILLION WEBSITES RANK BETTER THAN HIS.

3. GimmeaBreakMan FAILS on UTubeWhining just like FallOfAutumnDistro did before him and Renetto did before that with his FICTIONAL TheTropolis website that NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF DAY.

4. UTubeWhining website IS DEAD and has been that way for the past 6 months from the webmaster FallOfAutumnDistro and will be THE SAME WAY under the new webmaster GimmeaBreakMan.

5. Compete Website Ranking Shows that UTubeDrama website VISITORS AVERAGE 7 PAGE VIEWS PER VISIT and THE AVERAGE LENGHTH OF STAY on UTubeDrama website IS OVER 6 MINUTES.

6. PigSlop says GimmeaBreakMan aka GimmeaScamMan IS THE MOST OBSSESSED CONTROLLING NUTBAG ON YOUTUBE and PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 is THE LADY STALKER METH HEAD.

7. PigSlop says GimmeaBreakMan aka GimmeaScamMan now has HIS OWN PERSONAL WEBSITE TO VENT HIS PERSONAL ANGER with the likes of PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 and PERMABAN MyBoss.

8. PigSlop says PERMABAN MyBoss IS THE BIGGEST PSYCHO ON YOUTUBE and has RECENTLY BECOME A MESS since telling YouTubers to CONTACT THE REDWOOD CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT about PigSlop.

9. PigSlop says he DOES NOT WANT HIS LIKENESS or IMAGE or VOICE or MUSIC or ANYTHING TO DO WITH GimmeaBreakMan's website UTubeWhining which is REALLY FallOfAutumnDistro's website.

10. PigSlop says Eire138's head looks liket THE TIP OFF OF GHANDOFF'S PENIS and SUCKS PERMABAN MyBoss' nuts so much he would be THE FIRST YOUTUBER TO JOIN A SUICIDE CULT.

11. PigSlop says TheBeeOBee is a DOX DROPPING SON OF A SCUMBAG FUCKING LITTLE MAGGOT PUSSY BEHIND THE SCENES BITCH who WAS BUTTHURT because HE WAS NOT ALLOWED INTO WARisArt.

12. PigSlop says TheBeeOBee is a FAILED MUSIC PRODUCER and had EVERYTHING TO DO with DROPPING DOX on MikeSkehan's wife and PigSlop will HUNT TheBeeOBee down until HE IS DEAD.

13. PigSlop says TheBeeOBee IS A LITTLE BITCH who ADMITTED DROPPING DOX on his wife IN REAL LIFE IRL and TheBeeOBee DID NOT HAVE THE $800 to buy MUSIC BEATS off of PigSlop.

14. PERMABAN TomSerson says TheBeeOBee HACKING his old YouTube account is like TheBeeOBee MOVED INTO AN APARTMENT THAT HE LIVED IN 2 MONTHS AGO AND HE IS WEARING Tom's OLD T-SHIRTS.

15. TheBeeOBee says he HACKED PERMABAN TomSerson's YouTube account and that he called TomSerson's work who says TomSerson makes 8 dollars an hour in a SPECIAL ROOM all by himself.

16. sXePhil WHORES HIMSELF by wanting to do his YOUTUBE SHOW 5 DAYS A WEEK meaning he wants to MAKE AN ASS OUT OF HIMSELF EVERYDAY and that is how one becomes a YouTube Celebrity.

17. SMPFilms Mr. Safety Cory Williams MAKES A JACKASS OUT OF HIMSELF by fracturing his hand while doing a CAR STUNT GONE WRONG meaning SMPFilms will PAY FOR HIS OWN MEDICAL BILLS.

18. TheMeanKitty Channel has made a TURN FOR THE WORST when SMPFilms's stupid cat tries to learn CAT TRICKS with CIRCUS CLOWN JUGGLER OlgaKay with FAIL WRITTEN ALL OVER THIS VIDEO.

19.NigaHiga does a PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENT with a REAL HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY STAR Will Ferrell and advertises iBeatYouVids YouTube Channel for a STARING COMPETITION CONTEST.

20. JamesNintendoNerd does a PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENT for the new Batman movie The Dark Knight with cable channel SPIKE TV as SpikeTV and iFilm merging now on the Spike website.

21. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM with a WOMAN BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURE and the YouTube video SEXUALLY EXPLICIT title of I CAME AND NOW YOU COME for 50,000 VIEWS in 6 HOURS.

22. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM for their SHOCKING YouTube video titled GOD IS DEAD AND I TOOK HIS PLACE meaning AtheneWins are a bunch of EUROPEAN ATHEISTS who LOVES THE BEATLES.

23. MissTilaTequila aka Tila Tequila who is a MySpace SINGING CON ARTIST FAKE made her way from ONLINE to TELEVISION and will have a 3rd SEASON for her FAKE SHOT OF LOVE tv show getting paid $125,000 PER EPISODE.

24. Madonna YouTube Channel GETS LOW VIEWS for her BEHIND THE SCENES video title 4 MINUTES with ONLY 25,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS meaning Madonna at AGE 50 may be TOO OLD for YouTubers.

25. PlaceForMusic YouTube Channel shows 3 Irish Catholic Priests RECORDING THEIR HYMN WORSHIP MUSIC at The Vatican who recently signed a MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT with SONY BMG MUSIC.


July 4 2008

1. VIACOM now that it is collecting ALL USERNAMES AND IP ADDRESSES from YouTube will hopefully track down that damn LisaBot who SPAMMED EVERYBODY ON YOUTUBE even to NON-SUBSCRIBERS.

2. VIACOM LAWYERS WILL SOON REALIZE and LAUGH when they find out that MANY OF The Most Subscribed YouTubers CREATED THEIR OWN GHOST ACCOUNTS and AUTO-REFRESHED THEIR OWN VIDEOS.

3. VIACOM HAS WON A FEDERAL JUDGE RULING to COLLECT ALL USERNAMES AND IP ADDRESSES for ALL YOUTUBERS no matter if anybody has actually seen a Viacom video on YouTube or not.

4. VIACOM who is going forward with their 1 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT against YouTube and Google for COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT says YouTube IS STILL PROFITING FROM ILLEGAL VIACOM CLIPS.

5. VIACOM is MAKING MANY YOUTUBERS RACIST by recent videos saying VIACOM IS RUNNED BY THE JEWS and even so far as to say VIACOM IS 50 PERCENT OWNED BY THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY.

6. PERMABAN MikeSkehan says GimmeaBreakMan is NOT RELEVANT and is ONLY SOME YOUTUBER'S SUBSCRIPTION IN THEIR SUBSCRIBER BOX and GimmeaBreakMan is ONLY WATCHED when THEY GET BORED.

7. PERMABAN MikeSkehan says GimmeaBreakMan WAS NOT BORN INTELLIGENT and TRIES TO GET WEAK PEOPLE TO BE HIS FRIEND BY INTIMIDATING THEM but talks behind other YouTubers backs.

8. PERMABAN MikeSkehan says GimmeaBreakMan who has a SMALL PERUVIAN PENIS is a WANNABE PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL who thinks he knows something about ANONYMOUS which he DOES NOT.

9. TheBeeOBee says in March 2008 he was INVESTIGATED BY THE FBI and ALL OF HIS COMPUTERS AND HARDDRIVES WERE ALL CONFISCATED for 3 weeks and that was why he didn't login to YouTube.

10. TheBeeOBee says Baz0Man wore eyeliner and wanted 5 year olds on camera and was harassing 15 and 16 year old girls and GAVE GOLDEN SHOWERS by urinating on 15 year old girls.

11. FallOfAutumnDistro is STILL IN SELF DENIAL that HE WOULD BE A NOBODY ON YOUTUBE if he didn't hang on TheDiamondFactory Danny Diamond's COCK and LICK the VlogBrothers BUTT CRACK.

12. WhatTheBuckShow is a HOMOSEXUAL who is MARRIED but in his YouTube video titled FALL OUT BOY PETE WENTZ IS A FAG meaning it MUST BE OK to call HOMOSEXUALS AND GAY PEOPLE FAGS.

13. DaveDays HAS MADE IT OUTSIDE OF YOUTUBE by DOING A COVER for Hip Hop rapper Lil Wayne for the song LOLLIPOP meaning YouTube is JUST A STEPPING STONE to BECOMING A STARVING ARTIST.

14. JohnnyDurham19 FORGOT TO ADD THE MUSIC INTRO on his FiveAwesomeGuys video this week meaning NOT HAVING THAT STUPID ANNOYING INTRO made it a MUCH MORE PLEASANT VIDEO TO WATCH.

15. ShayCarl YouTube Partner Comedian has uploaded 100 VIDEOS and he also WHORES HIMSELF on his own website and TWITTER and BlogTV and is pimping his wife's YouTube channel Katilette.

16. ThebDonski STILL THINKS UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger got MrDoodyHead2 PERMABANNED from YouTube when in reality MrDoodyHead2 GOT HIMSELF SUSPENDED for just being an IDIOT.

17. LaneMergess aka VorkResurrected well known on YouTube as Drunk LampShade Vork who SUCCESSFULLY BROUGHT DOWN TheAlienNetwork all by himself is a REAL TRUE PIRATE and MOLE FOR ThePiratesGuild.

18. LaneMergess aka VorkResurrected SHOULD HAVE REPLACED GNR1234 on the FiveAwesomeDrunks Channel because VorkResurrected LEAKS ALIEN SECRETS on camera and MAKES A FOOL OF HIMSELF.

19. MemeMolly GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a SEMI-NUDE THUMBNAIL PICTURE while promoting the Garden Party movie talking in her English BROKEN DOWN Canadian accent while showing her TITS.

20. ChristopherMast wants his video to be FEATURED ON YOUTUBE'S FRONT PAGE where he talks about YOUTUBE TECH SUPPORT IS CRAP and then says HE IS NOT THE ATTENTION WHORE HE USED TO BE.

21. VlogBrothers has a YouTube video titled AMERICA STANDS FOR AWESOME meaning the 4th of July Independence Day is to CELEBRATE KILLING all those 1776 BRITISH NERDFIGHTERS and winning.

22. MissTilaTequila GAMES THE SYSTEM and WHORES HERSELF by titling her YouTube video TILA TEQUILA STRIPTEASE but in the 2 minute video she is JUST DANCING and IS NOT NAKED AT ALL.

23. XGoBoBeanX uploads a YOUTUBE PSA PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT HOLIDAY CAMPAIGN about July 4th INDEPENDENCE DAY and OlgaKay is celebrating too BUT SHE IS NOT AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.

24. Girls United Independence Dance PSA HOLIDAY CAMPAIGN YouTube video had the following YouTubers in it like XGoBoBeanX and OlgaKay and BeanerLaRue and AnnSpade and Lilylulay.

25. ThreeGirlsOneTyler is a team with TylerOakley and MemeMolly and iTalkToSnakes and OwlsSayHooot teaming with YourAverageBattle aka YourAverageAdam but none of it makes any sense.


July 5 2008

1. LonelyGirl15 CANCELED! LonelyGirl15 who was number 1 MOST SUBSCRIBED just 2 short years ago is now BAILING OUT OF THE YOUTUBE TV SERIES DISASTER due to LOW RATINGS and LOW VIEWS.

2. 7seveng7 comments that UTubeDrama website is 99 PERCENT ACCURATE WITH THEIR INFORMATION and that GimmeaBreakMan is on Trevor Rieger's and MikeSkehan's and PigSlop's SHIT LIST.

3. AndyMcGaffigan takes a NEW APPROACH to his BlogTV on Saturday nights at 9PM and that is for YOUTUBE HATERS to INSULT HIM IN PERSON instead of insulting him with SOCK ACCOUNTS.

4. OwlsSayHooot and iTalkToSnakes says THEIR CHOCOLATE IS POPPIN for CadeGoesToCollege and Booshoe37 meaning these 2 HORNY GIRLS wants to have another meetup gathering REAL SOON.

5. HelloRodney says BigTicer is an EXCELLENT POLITICAL VLOGGER who is not afraid to say that BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS A RACIST because for 20 years he believed in BLACK LIBERATION THEOLOGY.

6. AngryAussie SHOULD LOSE HIS YOUTUBE PARTNERSHIP for his YouTube video title GEORGE BUSH IS GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER and YouTube wants to know why The Community is LEAVING.

7. KSicsFaces (PERMABAN KSicProductions) is BACK AGAIN CHEATING with MORE FAKE YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS for Karem wannabe Sanjaya fan who was EXPOSED by UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger back in 2007.

8. Jon4Lakers GETS FEATURED for his video about PRODUCT PLACEMENT APPLE iPHONE and the NEW 3G iPHONE coming out meaning YouTube SPONSORED ADVERTISER APPLE gets another FEATURED VIDEO.

9. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM with his YouTube video title MILEY CYRUS and says HE HAD NO INTENTION ON POSTING THE VIDEO and then says to RATE and COMMENT and FAVORITE and SUBSCRIBE.

10. GothGuurl1989 is one scary EMO GOTH BITCH on YouTube who works at a GOTH CLOTHING STORE and WRITES DARK POETRY and CREATES MORBID ART and WEARS A MASK to HIDE HIS SCARY GOTH FACE.

11. MeGay0utube GAMES THE SYSTEM ON PURPOSE by AUTO-REFRESHING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWS and ADVERTISES THEIR SERVICES for $200 for 150,000 VIEWS email MeGaYouTube at gmail.

12. ForFun808 WHORES HIMSELF by TELLING YOUTUBERS TO RATE ALL 12 OF HIS FUCK YOU VIDEOS 5 STARS on NewGrounds website making ForFun808 a HYPROCRITE for his past EXPOSE RANT VIDEOS.

13. SMPFilms Mr. Safety Cory Williams would rather upload YouTube videos and hang out with OlgaKay and her boyfriend Adam and LittlePandaExpress instead of being a firefighter again and FIGHT CALIFORNIA FIRES.

14. JPizzle1122 aka IdeoProductions MICROWAVES DIFFERENT ITEMS like BlendTec does by blending but after 3 MILLION VIDEO VIEWS JPizzle1122 wants to know why HE HAS NEVER BEEN FEATURED.

15. JPizzle1122 aka IdeoProductions channel puts different items in the microwave like CONDOMS and CHRISTMAS LIGHTS and CELLPHONES and FLASHLIGHTS and GAMEBOYS and FIRE CRACKERS.

16. sXePhil MONETIZES HIS FUCK VIACOM VIDEO but CapnOAwesome who is also a YouTube Partner HAS NOT MONETIZED his FUCK VIACOM CAMPAIGN VIDEOS meaning sXePhil WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY.

17. CapnOAwesome WHORES HIMSELF AGAIN with ANOTHER ANTI-VIACOM YOUTUBE VIDEO titled FUCK VIACOM CAMPAIGN and telling YouTubers to CALL YOUR LOCAL MEDIA so CapnOAwesome CAN BE ON TV.

18. CapnOAwesome and sXePhil ARE BOTH YOUTUBE WHORES and ARE BOTH COMPETING on who can get the MOST COMMENTS AND VIEWS for their FUCK VIACOM VIDEOS meaning THEY ARE BOTH SELLOUTS.

19. CapnOAwesome says 90% of his YouTube viewers are MIDDLE AGE WHITE ATHEIST GUYS meaning DIRTY OLD PERVERTS are yelling FUCK GOD while at the same time masturbating to CapnOAwesome's videos.

20. LoveBScott well known on YouTube as the BLACK CHRIS CROCKER ItsChrisCrocker has a NEW HAIR STYLE for his LOVE MUFFINS which looks like A BAD 80's WEAVE that was worn by Star Jones.

21. WalllOfWeird IS VERY PALE AND HAS A VERY BAD COMPLEXION EVEN THOUGH SHE IS WEARING MAKEUP in her Scooby Doo YouTube video so hopefully is was just BAD LIGHTING when she filmed it.

22. WalllOfWeird HAS LOST IT IN THE HEAD with her YouTube video titled iTalkToWallls about nothing but nonsense and then says I DO WHAT I WANT WITH MY CHANNEL SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

23. ChanelHeaven (PERMABAN Heavennevaeh and ChannelHeaven) says TO CHOOSE ABSTINENCE OVER PRE-MARITAL SEX and FORNICATION and to WAIT UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED because NO WED NO BED.

24. WpgPeanut WENT ON HER FIRST DATE WITH A REAL LIVE MAN from the interwebs and he lives far away from her meaning MOST ONLINE LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS SIMPLY DO NOT LAST.

25. Achampag has been VLOGGING ABOUT HER PAST ARMY EXPERIENCES but SHE WILL NOT UPLOAD HER NAKED PICTURES ON THE INTERNET so if you want to see her NAKED then go to YourTubeAdvocate.


July 6 2008

1. FallOfAutumnDistro Alan Lastufka and Michael Dean has titled their book YOUTUBE : AN INSIDER'S GUIDE TO CLIMBING THE CHARTS November 15, 2008 O'Reilly Media, Inc. ISBN 0596521146

2. FallOfAutumnDistro's book YOUTUBE : AN INSIDER'S GUIDE TO CLIMBING THE CHARTS should be titled YOUTUBE : HOW TO CHEAT AND GAME THE SYSTEM BY BOOB THUMBNAIL PICTURES AND CREATING GHOST ACCOUNTS AND AUTO-REFRESHING.

3. Paperlilies comments on a ResponseOfNalts video to TELL Pipistrello that MTV says HELLO meaning expect more of this nonsense on Nalts' NING SOCIAL NETWORK at YouTubeLive.ning.com.

4. Nalts the EGOTISTICAL YOUTUBE WHORE says to go to his NING SOCIAL NETWORK at YouTubeLive.ning.com to learn more about the YouTube Gathering MeetUp in Philadelphia on July 12, 2008.

5. SpeedyConKiwi has STOPPED MAKING GERMAN VIDEOS and has a video title THE MISADVENTURES OF VIDEO GIRL but she would get MORE VIEWS if she GOT RID OF THAT SCARY EMO GOTH EYELINER.

6. Phantom409 says GimmeaBreakMan and FallOfAutumnDistro STOLE UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger's HTML SCRIPT for UTubeWhining website and has been a FAILURE because it is just a PARODY.

7. Phantom409 says GimmeaBreakMan and FallOfAutumnDistro website UTubeWhining IS AN EXACT CLONE of UTubeDrama and is the LAMEST IDEA EVER and THERE IS NOTHING ORIGINAL about it.

8. Phantom409 says GimmeaBreakMan HAS LOST HIS REPUTATION with UTubeWhining by CLONING UTubeDrama and is an UNORIGINAL FAILURE because it is BASED ON THE SAME OLD REPRODUCED CONTENT.

9. CommunityChannel Natalie ADVERTISES PRODUCT PLACEMENT PROMOTIONAL MOVIE Garden Party but when MemeMolly PROMOTES THE SAME MOVIE she does NOT have the keyword ORGASM in her title.

10. LeafDude has a NEW BOUNCING BABY BOY ADDITION to his family and he is excited to be a daddy so all YouTubers need to go to his LeafDude YouTubeChannel and CONGRATULATE HIM.

11. YourTubeAdvocate host JohnReaganNumber1 says he has learned that THERE IS A CREEPY YOUTUBE UNDERGROUND with SOME OF THE DARKEST THINGS THAT YOU COULD IMAGINE that HURT GOOD PEOPLE.

12. YourTubeAdvocate host JohnReaganNumber1 says THE PURPOSE OF EACH ADVOCATE IS TO MOVE THIS CHANNEL FORWARD and A COLLECTION OF WEALTH TO MOVE THE COMMUNITY GOAL FURTHER.

13. YourTubeAdvocate host JohnReaganNumber1 says when you go to MY VIDEOS on your channel it should say VIDEO ID MATCHES but if you get a NEGATIVE 1 then that is a COPYRIGHT VIOLATION.

14. InsaneMojo QUITS TheAlienNetwork! InsaneMojo WAS OUT OF THE LOOP on what was going on with the Aliens but what really did it was TheAlienNetwork and PERMABAN MyBoss picking on PERMABAN TomSerson.

15. MintGurl says she DUMPED PERMABAN TomSerson but PERMABAN TomSerson says HE DUMPED HER FIRST and verifies that by COUGHING UP BLOOD which is allegedly from his own drug abuse.

16. sXePhil WHORES HIMSELF AGAIN by saying he is FLYING TO NEW YORK for some WHORING YOUTUBE BUSINESS TRIP and to KEEP UP WITH sXePhil you need to go to his website blog and TWITTER.

17. TheComputerNerd01 GAMES THE SYSTEM with his video title THE GREATEST YOUTUBE EXPERIMENT with the KEYWORD TAGS GUITAR HERO and says to COMMENT SPAM and RATE IT 5 STARS and FAVORITE.

18. Toddly00 has a YouTube video title POOP THE SONG but HE NEEDS TO WRITE AND SING HIS OWN SONGS because this song was written by his ENGLISH TEENAGE IDOL CharlieIsSoCoolLike.

19. Twish1999 GAMES THE SYSTEM by having her ANOREXIC CAT as her THUMBNAIL PICTURE with the YouTube video title CAT ACTIVITY CENTRE making it THE MOST VIEWED VIDEO FOR HER IN MONTHS.

20. DownStairsGuys aka The Dude Zone is another FAILED YOUTUBE REALITY SOAP OPERA SERIES just like the 2006 FAILURES OF VanNuysGuys and WeHoGirls and NoHoGirls and now LonelyGirl15.

21. Warren26Peace aka Warren25Smash (PERMABAN Warren25) says CapnOAwesome is a FUCKING PARANOID DELUSIONAL SELLOUT WHORE ON YOUTUBE who is an ANARCHIST WHO SLANDERS AND MOCKS MUSLIMS AND CHRISTIANS just to GET VIDEO VIEWS and SUBSCRIBERS.

22. Gpellis1 says 2,500 AtheneWins fans did a MASSIVE FLAGGING CAMPAIGN on his video and SHOULD HAVE NEVER MADE PARTNERSHIP because AtheneWins is a THUMBNAIL BOOB CHEATER.

23. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) GAMES THE SYSTEM and MONETIZES his YouTube video titled DEATHACUTION in which he PRETENDS TO BE ELECTRICUTED TO DEATH by wires from a battery.

24. TgirlQueensland has a YouTube video title RESPECT BITCH but YouTubers cannot respect a DRAG QUEEN who is a PRE-OP TRANSSEXUAL TgirlQueensland when she THUMBNAIL CHEATS her videos.

25. CamelCars has a ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY COLLAB YOUTUBE VIDEO with YouTubers LisaNova and CharlesTrippy and DaveDays and ThebDonski meaning DannyDiamond Crew was involved in it.


July 7 2008

1. PeopleGettingBusted is an alleged PEDOPHILE YOUTUBE CHANNEL that was CREATED IN JUNE 2008 that has a THUMBNAIL PICTURE OF A NAKED BOY and CHATS SEX TALK WITH OTHER CHILDREN.

2. Gpellis1 says AtheneWins is a YouTube Partner and STOLE HIS VIDEO he first had as a video response to them but now has FILED A DMCA against them and DEMANDS THEY TAKE IT DOWN NOW.

3. Bally2x4 SUSPENDED! TheAlienNetwork loses another FAILED ALIEN AGAIN from ThePiratesGuild MASSIVE FLAGGING CAMPAIGN which NEVER FAILS because YouTube HAS NEVER FIXED THE GLITCH.

4. BarryAldridge says HE HAD A DREAM he was at a SEX HOTEL CARING CANNIBAS CONDOMS and OmgmHazzrocks was having SEX with Nerimon while MusicFromBlueSkies SHOVED A UKULELE UP HIS ASS.

5. JohnnyBoyXO WHO CLAIMS THIS TRANSSEXUAL IS 17 YEARS OLD sings a song with the lyrics THEM BOYS SCREAM AND WANNA TASTE MY ICE CREAM and I AM NOT A SLUT BUT I'LL TAKE THAT GOO.

6. YouTube Channel has an ANIMATED VIDEO titled HOW DO YOU GET FEATURED ON YOUTUBE and what the video FAILS TO SHOW is if you have 180,000 SUBSCRIBERS like FRED then IT IS SIMPLE.

7. BatTim WHORING HIMSELF AGAIN by getting on the BOYCOTT VIACOM BANDWAGON just like sXePhil and CapnOAwesome did just to get MORE VIEWS and MORE COMMENTS and MORE SUBSCRIBERS.

8. BeanerLaRue is another BLOGTV WHORE who will have her first show this Sunday July 13, 2008 but then she says she will have a SPECIAL GUEST HOST HER OWN SHOW which makes NO SENSE.

9. FiveAwesomeGuys have started their own BLOGTV WHORE CHANNEL and will start their first show on Saturday July 19, 2008 because on BlogTV you get PAID MONEY TO BECOME A BLOGTV WHORE.

10. FiveAwesomeGuys Host FallOfAutumnDistro says he is splitting up their Adsense Revenue YouTube Check 5 ways meaning CharlieIsSoCoolLike and Nerimon will both get $5.00 EACH.

11. DaveyBoyz interviewed DaveDays and says HE IS ONE OF THE BEST MUSICIANS ON YOUTUBE which isn't saying a whole lost since MOST YOUTUBE MUSICIANS CANNOT MAKE IT IN THE REAL WORLD.

12. Pruane2Forever shows a TOUR OF HIS HOUSE with his camera but THERE WAS NO TOILET meaning what do you expect from a child named SEXMAN who puts 54 as his age on his YouTube Profile.

13. OhCurt is HAVING A SISSY FIT AND TANTRUM because TexasRed63 changed his video to OhCurt's name in the title after OhCurt UNSUBSCRIBED FROM HIM and made a lame video about it.

14. JohnnySmooth says HE IS GOING BACK TO COLLEGE and to NEVER STOP LEARNING meaning when you are ADDICTED TO YOUTUBE EVERYDAY then you will know A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE.

15. CadeGoesToCollege is a BLOGTV WHORE on Sundays 8PM EST and Tuesdays 10pm EST and he also has Booshoe37's PASSWORD and LOGS INTO HIS ACCOUNT which is clearly against YOUTUBE TOS.

16. Perserved GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a WIN A SONY PSP CONTEST by WHOEVER COMMENT SPAMS his video and then in his Channel Description it says WE ARE WACK KIDS MAKING WACK VIDEOS.

17. Nayders07 GAMES THE SYSTEM by saying she will CREATE THE BIGGEST SHOUT OUT VIDEO EVER ON YOUTUBE but the catch is that YouTubers MUST SUBSCRIBE TO HER for her to say their names.

18. Blunty3000 IS A PERVERT and GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a MALE UNDERWEAR THUMBNAIL PICTURE and then wants YouTubers INLCUDING BOYS to EMAIL HIM VIDEOS OF THEM IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.

19. Blunty3000 GAMES THE SYSTEM by titling his YouTube Video VIBRATOR BATTERIES advertising PRODUCT PLACEMENT for the Nintendo Wii which is a HUGE SPONSOR OF YOUTUBE and GOOGLE.

20. AngryAussie JUMPS ON THE ANTI-SCIENTOLOGY ANONYMOUS BANDWAGON with his YouTube title SCIENTOLOGY IS NOT A RELIGION IT IS A DANGEROUS CULT just to get MORE VIEWS AND SUBSCRIBERS.

21. MrPregnant GAMES THE SYSTEM and says IT TAKES HIM 24 HOURS TO CREATE A VIDEO and for YouTubers to COMMENT SPAM HIS VIDEO with words LOL or LMFAO or NICE which only takes 2 SECONDS.

22. TheComputerNerd01 Josh GAMES THE SYSTEM with his UGLY BLACK CHARCOAL FACE and his video title THE GREATEST YOUTUBE EXPERIMENT gets 9,000 SPAM COMMENTS in 48 HOURS.

23. TheComputerNerd01 Josh TRIES TO ACT LIKE THAT DORK KID NAMED FRED but is NOT CUTE and is NOT FUNNY and VERY ANNOYING and FAKES THAT HE IS PLAYING GUITAR HERO 3 when HE SUCKS AT IT.

24. HotForWords GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a BIKINI THUMBNAIL PICTURE of a WOMAN'S BUTT WITH A SOCCER BALL ON TOP OF IT for 175,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

25. FiveAwesomeGirls Kristina iTalkToSnakes WHORES HERSELF and wants YouTubers TO BUY HER NEW ALBUM she is selling on Kunaki website and go to her MySpace page called TheParselMouths.


July 8 2008

1. YouTube's NUMBER 1 MOST VIEWED VIDEO today is a 1 minute video of a CHIHUAHUA DOG for 400,000 VIEWS in 1 DAY meaning DOGS STILL RULE ON YOUTUBE even if they are NOT on skateboards.

2. YouTubers upload YouTube videos about HATERS and HOW YOUTUBERS ARE STALKING THEM but then they make videos telling YouTubers to FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND WATCH THEM ON BLOGTV.

3. YouTube FEATURES A VIDEO about TWITTER the SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITE meaning ALL YOUTUBERS SHOULD HAVE A TWITTER PAGE and be a TWITTER WHORE and LITTLE TWITTER MUNCHKINS WILL FOLLOW.

4. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM by having 4 VIDEOS OUT OF 20 VIDEOS ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE MOST VIEWED LIST TODAY meaning AtheneWins videos are 20% of the MOST VIEWED FRONT PAGE.

5. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM with the YouTube video title TANIA LIKES MANGA SEX meaning AtheneWins are EUROTRASH FAG ASS CLOWNS who are making BELGIUM THE STINKY ASSHOLE OF EUROPE.

6. MoneyHouse says HE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SCIENTOLOGISTS and DOES NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS but luckily he had a webcam and access to the internet so he can post his video on YouTube.

7. ShayCarl says IT IS OK TO COMMENT THE WORD FIRST! ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS because the more YouTubers who COMMENT THE WORD FIRST! means your YouTube video will be in the MOST DISSCUSSED.

8. Spricket24 has a YouTube video titled GAY HETEROSEXUAL LOVE in which she ADMITS TO HER PARENTS that SHE IS BI-SEXUAL and WOULD LOVE TO FEEL AND TOUCH XGoBoBeanX's BREASTS AGAIN.

9. VlogBrothers says to BUY THE BOOK AN ABUNDANCE OF KATHERINES for LESS THAN A GALLON OF GAS which is meaningless because HARDCORE YOUTUBE NERDFIGHTERS DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE ANYWAY.

10. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM with the POPULAR SEXY KEYWORDS in the YouTube video title BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOS AND TRICKS MADONNA GETS A ROD for 50,000 VIEWS in 12 HOURS.

11. DoggBisket says he is THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE AVERAGE UTUBEDRAMA WEBSITE VISITOR which IS A LIE because most of the visitors DO NOT LIKE GimmeaBreakMan or FallOfAutumnDistro.

12. DoggBisket says he is TIRED OF SEEING TheAlienNetwork V.S. ThePiratesGuild on UTubeDrama website meaning he wants to see MORE OF HIS VIDEOS like MrDoodyHead2 V.S. GNR1234 on UTubeDrama website.

13. GregSolomon got DMCA'd for his Renetto RANT VIDEO saying how Renetto's TUBE IT video was COPYRIGHTED MUSIC meaning Renetto is an UNCREATIVE ARTIST when it comes to YouTube Music.

14. GimmeaBreakMan says he was gone from YouTube for 4 days because he was busy meaning GimmeaBreakMan GOT HIS E-FEELINGS HURT by UTubeDrama webmaster Trevor Rieger's video about him.

15. AskCarrieLee wants YouTubers to watch last year's 777 YouTube Gathering in New York meaning watching a YOUTUBE GATHERING RERUN is worse than watching a RERUN OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

16. OlgaKay has a video titled INTERNET CRUSHES but it should be titled YOUTUBE WHORES WHO HAVE CRUSHES ON OTHER YOUTUBE WHORES since MOST of the YouTubers are the MOST SUBSCRIBED.

17. OlgaKay's YouTube video INTERNET CRUSHES has Spricket24 and XGoBoBeanX and BeanerLaRue having YOUTUBE CRUSHES on CharlesTrippy and SMPFilms Mr. Safety and HappySlip and LisaNova.

18. ApplesAndMustard GAMES THE SYSTEM USING STREET SMARTS just by ASKING YOUTUBERS QUESTIONS AND HAVING THEM COMMENT in her video like SEX AGE RACE for 400 COMMENTS in 24 HOURS.

19. FiveAwesomeGirls host Lauren DevilisshylyPure uploads her video at 11PM EST TUESDAY meaning SHE IS LATE but at the same time she STILL GOT 170 NERDFIGHTER SPAM COMMENTS in 5 HOURS.

20. XenuTV Mark Bunker talks about ANONYMOUS RAID on COMIC-CON THE WORLD'S LARGEST COMIC BOOK CONVENTION in San Diego, California meaning Scientologists LOVE READING DIANETICS COMICS.

21. JohnnyDurham19 and MusicFromBlueSkies both got MYSTERY PACKAGES telling them TO USE AND ABUSE THEIR YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS FOR THEIR OWN GAINS because THEY ARE YOUTUBE'S MOUTHPIECE.

22. Gpellis1 tells AtheneWins CULT FOLLOWERS that HE IS NOT A FAT REDNECK and that HE IS JUST FAT but he STILL DEMANDS that AtheneWins TAKE DOWN HIS VIDEO which is OWNED BY YOUTUBE.

23. TheOriginalTyler who is the Monday Host of SevenAwesomeTeens who LOOKS AND ACTS GOOFY like TylerOakley will be going to the 888 YouTube MeetUp Gathering to meet OTHER GOOFY FOLKS.

24. FiveAwesomeDrunks host CinderFNRella GAMES THE SYSTEM by MAKING MANY COMMENT REPLIES on her FiveAwesomeDrunks Video WITH HER OWN CinderFNRella account to GET ON THE MOST SUBSCRIBED.

25. FiveAwesomeDrunks host CinderFNRella says her friend WAS DRUNK ON STICKAM IN HER BRA while ElectroJed was FOAMING AT THE MOUTH watching her BOOBS JUMP UP AND DOWN LIVE ON STICKAM.


July 9 2008

1. MemeMolly and CommunityChannel Natalie are rumored to be GETTING PAID $350 for each video PROMOTING GARDEN PARTY and an extra $350 for every 50,000 YouTube VIDEO VIEWS.

2. GottaBeAndrew says Blade376 IS GOING TO MAKE YOUTUBERS PAY 45 POUNDS about 90 AMERICAN DOLLARS to attend the next YOUSTAGE GATHERING in Blade376's hometown of READING in LONDON.

3. TheHill88 and Boh3m3 and sXePhil are all 3 PISSED that TWITTER SQUATTERS HAVE STOLEN THEIR USERNAMES for TWITTER meaning YOUTUBE USERNAMES ARE NOT COPYRIGHTED TRADEMARKS.

4. Renetto IS BACK WITH HIS BLACKFACE NEGRO YOUTUBE VIDEO that he reuploaded onto YouTube titled LEAVING IDENTITY ISSUES TO OTHER FOLKS meaning Renetto IS BACK JUST TO STIR UP MORE DRAMA.

5. TylerOakley and ResidentMikeLee and WalllOfWeird ARE RUMORED to MEET FACE TO FACE soon but with MILES APART BETWEEN THEM and GAS PRICES SO HIGH they may just get on Stickam.

6. GimmeaBreakMan LIED AGAIN when he says that he bought UTubeWhining website from FallOfAutumnDistro when the Registration CLEARLY SHOWS FallOfAutumnDistro STILL OWNS the domain.

7. GimmeaBreakMan says UTubeWhining IS HIS WEBSITE when in reality FallOfAutumnDistro is the person who uploaded the TEMPLATE HTML CODE and GETS THE UTubeWhining GMAIL EMAILS.

8. GimmeaBreakMan IS NOT THE PERSON RUNNING UTubeWhining website AND NEVER WAS even though HE TRIES TO ACT LIKE HE DOES when in fact GimmeaBreakMan is ASSOCIATED WITH THE WEBSITE BY BEING THE JOHN THE BAPTIST PROMOTIONAL ADVERTISING SPOKESPERSON ONLY.

9. DoggBisket says UTubeDrama website IS A SINKING SHIP meaning he has been BIASED and on the ALIEN'S SIDE ever since he helped Nessalu aka VanaPrimeLives with her anti-BuzKill Pirate video.

10. PERMABAN TheRedSkull says MyRealityBytes LIED about filing a DMCA on GregSolomon and had his video removed and then TheRedSkull INVITES ALL TROLL GROUPS TO PAY HER THE MOST ATTENTION.

11. GimmeaBreakMan says HE WANTS MOLES AND SPIES to find YouTube videos for him but what he DOES NOT KNOW is SOME OF THESE SAME MOLES AND SPIES are emailing UTubeDrama about GimmeaBreakMan.

12. GimmeaBreakMan PROUDLY says PERMABAN MyBoss (WHO WAS SUSPENDED FOR CREATING AN ANIMATED VIDEO SHOWING YOUTUBE HEADQUARTERS BLOWING UP) is one of the UTubeWhining webmasters.

13. GimmeaBreakMan PROUDLY says PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 (WHO TOLD YOUTUBE STAFF TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND SUSPENDED FOR DROPPING DOX ON DanielsPengies) is one of the UTubeWhining webmasters.

14. GimmeaBreakMan PROUDLY says iKilledYourParents aka I KILLED YOUR PARENTS RickyRicardo123 aka TheSuperCoven (WHO WAS SUSPENDED FOR DROPPING AngelLizzie'S DOX) is one of the UTubeWhining webmasters.

15. GimmeaBreakMan would have let PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 become ONE OF THE FiveAwesomeDrunks but GimmeaBreakMan WAS TOO AFRAID that YouTube Staff would SUSPEND THE CHANNEL.

16. VorkResurrected aka LaneMergess LEAVES PERMABAN MyBoss and TheAlienNetwork! VorkResurrected says HE IS LEAVING BECAUSE HE HAS A REAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUTUBE meaning GETTING DRUNK.

17. DctCool aka THEytG0D says AtheneWins iPOWER IS A DANGEROUS CULT and to BOYCOTT JamesNintendoNerd because HE WORKS FOR VIACOM COMPANIES and to PAY THEytG0D's HIS CHILD SUPPORT.

18. MeanBlackDude puts out a PROMOTIONAL KISS ASS VIDEO about GimmeaBreakMan's UTubeWhining website (which is STILL REGISTERED AND OWNED BY FallOfAutumnDistro) because GimmeaBreakMan let MeanBlackDude become a member of the FiveAwesomeDrunks.

19. ElctroJed puts out a PROMOTIONAL KISS ASS VIDEO about GimmeaBreakMan's UTubeWhining website (which is STILL REGISTERED AND OWNED BY FallOfAutumnDistro) because GimmeaBreakMan let ElctroJed replace GNR1234 on FiveAwesomeDrunks Channel.

20. ElctroJed says that UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger SHOULD WATCH OUT WHO HE ALIGNS HIMSELF WITH meaning to ALIGN HIMSELF with ElctroJed's friend PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101.

21. GPellis1 filed a DMCA on AtheneWins FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT and YouTube REMOVED THE VIDEO because AtheneWins STOLE THE VIDEO FROM GPellis1 AND POSTED IT AS THEIR OWN VIDEO.

22. Cyber9Rounder1 says FUCK GimmeaBreakMan Victor from Japan because he CLAIMS TO HELP THE LITTLE GUYS ON YOUTUBE and to FUCK PERMABAN MikeSkehan who he says IS A FUCKING PUNK.

23. FragUPlenty says Cyber9Rounder1 is BUTTHURT and NEEDS TO STOP PLAYING ONLINE POKER ALL DAY and to STOP MAKING POINTLESS ODD YOUTUBE VIDEO RESPONSES ON DIFFERENT SOCK ACCOUNTS.

24. FragUPlenty says UTubeDrama website is LIKE A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN meaning he MUST HAVE HAD FLASHBACKS of HIS MOTHER BITCH SLAPPING HIM and CURSING AT HIM EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE.

25. Maryoftoday LEAVES YOUTUBE! Maryoftoday leaves with 61 VIDEOS because SHE HAS FOUND A REAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUTUBE and had enough NONSENSE on the internets for 1 year.


July 10 2008

1. HotForWords Talent Agency Manager FINALLY GOT THE TWITTER NAME after DEMANDING that another SECRET competitor's manager HAND HIM OVER the HotForWords USERNAME ON TWITTER.

2. EffStawp SINGS A SONG ABOUT PEDOPHILIA with lyrics I LIKE LITTLE KIDS PLUCKED FRESH FROM THE HIGH CHAIR PULL UP IN THE VAN AND GIVE THEM CANDY PISSING ON YOUR FACE LIKE R KELLY.

3. RyRy158 MUST HAVE A HARD ON FOR CadeGoesToCollege because at the NorthWest YouTube Gathering in Portland, Oregon RyRy158 COULD NOT STOP FILMING his IDOL CRUSH CadeGoesToCollege.

4. AlwaysTextBack takes a ROAD TRIP THROUGH THE YOUTUBE CIRCUS FREAK SHOW throughout his house where he sees ItsChrisCrocker Chris Crocker CRYING ABOUT Britney Spears.

5. YouTube Subscription Glitch HAS NOT BEEN FIXED so keep expecting to get 10 MISSED VIDEO SUBSCRIPTIONS EVERYDAY since it is now the weekend and the YouTube Staff ARE OFF.

6. SignorSincero SUSPENDED! ThePiratesGuild Wins Again! SignorSincero's videos comparing UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger to Hitler was enough for VIACOM employee Trevor Rieger to make one simple phone call.

7. UnPicked1 has a YouTube video of a DANCE OFF between UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger and TechnoViking from Germany but UnPicked1 is a year too late in remixing both of these dance videos.

8. P0lardeth HAS ONLY 14 SUBSCRIBERS but has 27 VIDEOS and his YouTube friends are POPULAR YOUTUBERS like CharlesTrippy and JKLproduction and iJustine and ArshaAsteraki.

9. FRED GAMES THE SYSTEM by getting HALF A MILLION VIEWS for his 28 SECOND YOUTUBE VIDEO titled FRED ON HIATUS just to tell YouTubers THAT HE WILL COME BACK NEXT MONTH IN AUGUST 2008.

10. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM by getting 250,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS for the YouTube video title TANIA'S SEX TIP meaning she will teach women how to open their legs and mouth and swallow.

11. RodBurch55 says YouTube and MySpace are THE REPOSITORY OF FUCKTARDS for people like PERMABAN MyBoss and TheBeeOBee and PERMABAN MikeSkehan and UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger.

12. RodBurch55 says PERMABAN MyBoss IS A PUSSY FAGGOT WORTHLESS POINTLESS FUCKING LITTLE SHIT BITCH ANONYMOUS COWARD who WEARS A BAG OVER HIS HEAD AND AUTOMATICALLY FAILS BECAUSE HE BLOCKS YOUTUBERS.

13. RodBurch55 says UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger and PERMABAN MikeSkehan ARE TWO PASTY LITTLE WHINEY WHITE GUYS and one of them is A FAGGOT WHO RANTS IN FRONT OF THE AMERICAN FLAG.

14. RodBurch55 says HE ONLY LOVES PERMABAN TomSerson and that PigSlop HAS MORE TO OFFER IN HIS RANT VIDEOS than UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger and PERMABAN MikeSkehan combined.

15. RodBurch55 says Leigh CANNOT ACT and TheBeeOBee IS WEAK like Burk (PERMABAN NuclearApocalypse) who is semi-good looking but with the WEAKEST SISSY ASS VOICE who sometimes wears the Vendetta Mask.

16. WasteTimeChasingCars is RUMORED TO BE CYBER DATING Alicia4JaSam and they have been SECRETLY SENDING EACH OTHER LOVE NOTES on MSN instant messenger and WHORING THEMSELVES ON BLOGTV.

17. WasteTimeChasingCars sounds like that other YouTuber with a Pick Your Car username but instead of just saying SUBSCRIBE TO WasteTimeChasingCars he says CLICK THE YELLOW BUTTON.

18. NicoleNicoleNicole79 IS RUMORED to be DATING Jon from JKLproduction because they spend A LOT OF TIME on BlogTV and Skype and AIM AOL American Online INSTANT MESSENGER TOGETHER.

19. NicoleNicoleNicole79 says HER BEST FRIEND is CadeGoesToCollege and HER BROTHER IS Jon from JKLproduction and HER HOE IS ArshaAsteraki AND HER BOYFRIEND IS Ryry158 AND HER TWIN IS ThatZak.

20. DecimalBrothers makes a YouTube video about trying to make MRirian Magibon talk but SHE SAYS NOTHING TO THEM so one of the DecimalBrothers COMMITS SUICIDE AND HANGS HIMSELF.

21. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) says JohnCocktoston HAS BLOCKED HIM but IS STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT RECEIVING HIS YOUTUBE BULLETINS and RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) told JohnCocktoston THAT HE HOPES HE NEVER BECOMES POPULAR.

22. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) GAMES THE SYSTEM by SPAMMING HUNDREDS OF YOUTUBE CHANNELS with the word HELP meaning HE HAS ANOTHER YOUTUBE VIDEO OUT HE WANTS YOU TO WATCH.

23. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) and his Nesquick Nestle Quick Commercial Contest YouTube Video IS NO COMPETITION compared to the CHILDREN who have sent their videos to NesquikContest.

24. NesquikContest will award the $10,000 Grand Prize to the BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO COMMERCIAL about Nesquick Chocolate Milk which will end after Summer on September 5, 2008.

25. TheBeeOBee says PERMABAN TomSerson DROPPED PERMABAN HellionExciter's DOX AFTER GETTING HIM SUSPENDED and told YouTubers where PERMABAN HellionExciter works at IRL IN REAL LIFE.


July 11 2008

1. TonyStockert HIJACKS MemeMolly's YouTube account because SHE FORGOT TO LOG OUT OF HIS LAPTOP AND UPLOADS 4 YOUTUBE VIDEOS and NOW YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL HIM TONY STALKER.

2. TonyStockert LOOKS LIKE MemeMolly's FATHER and that HE FUCKS HER but that is IMPOSSIBLE because RUMOR HAS IT TonyStockert IS GAY and last year HAD CYBERSEX ON STICKAM with PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101.

3. MemeMolly and CommunityChannel Natalie are in Los Angeles, California BECAUSE THEY ARE GETTING PAID TO PROMOTE THE INDEPENDENT MOVIE Garden Party WHICH FLOPPED at the BOX OFFICE.

4. CommunityChannel Natalie and MemeMolly had KevJumba and NinjaDrops IN BED WITH THEM in Los Angeles, California and NOTHING ON YOUTUBE COULD HAVE BEEN A MORE AWKWARD SITUATION.

5. Spricket24 STARTS ANOTHER FAILED VIDEO PROJECT by introducing RocciGiovanniberrini into her YouTube videos making Spricket24 NOW UNFUNNY talking about CARVING A PENIS ON A CAR.

6. Nalts has a YouTube video called PRANKING POPULAR YOUTUBERS and names CharlesTrippy but then Nalts names TheMightyThor1212 and ShayCarl WHO ARE BOTH NOT POPULAR YOUTUBERS AT ALL.

7. Nalts is so EGOTISTICAL that his YouTube video title PRANKING POPULAR YOUTUBERS would NEVER be a video called PRANKING UNPOPULAR YOUTUBERS because Nalts WHORES THE VIDEO VIEWS.

8. TheRealWeeklyNews MAKES ANOTHER ANTI-VIACOM YouTube video telling YouTubers TO BOYCOTT VIACOM and VIACOM PRODUCTS while other YouTubers says VIACOM IS RUNNED BY JEWISH ZIONISTS.

9. MeowMeowMitchell who has been found PLAGERIZING ZacksMovies YouTube video in the past and is now saying MissTilaTequila aka Tila Tequila WANTS HIM in A CUMSHOT OF LOVE.

10. TheeStranger HAS BEEN MISSING IN ACTION when he posted his last YouTube video 2 MONTHS AGO at that time stating he was TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF and LEAVING THE YouTube Underground.

11. PERMABAN TomSerson says TheBeeOBee IS A FUCKING FAGGOT AND LITTLE BITCH and LEIGH IS AN INSANE PSCYHO SKANKY WHORE who CANNOT ADMIT ON CAMERA THAT SHE WANTS TO TOUCH HIS PENIS.

12. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN TheRedSkull is a RACIST PSYCHOTIC who is in ThePiratesGuild with Captain Pengies Sparrow PERMABAN DanielsPengies who WOMAN WOULD NOT TOUCH.

13. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN MyBoss IS AN OLD 40 YEAR OLD MAN WEARING A HALLOWEEN COSTUME with ANOTHER OLD 40 YEAR OLD MAN with A SUPERMAN T-SHIRT and STRUNG OUT ON CAFFEINE.

14. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN MyBoss says he has MILLIONS OF DOLLARS but yet CANNOT FIND A WOMAN IN REAL LIFE IRL and INSTEAD has to HIT ON A MARRIED WOMAN WITH CHILDREN.

15. PERMABAN TomSerson says HE HAS CREATED A COMMUNITY AROUND HIMSELF ON YOUTUBE and HE DOES NOT NEED PITY FROM YOUTUBERS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL HIS SHEEP AND HE IS THEIR SHEPHERD.

16. PERMABAN TomSerson and RodBurch55 BOTH WIN because they have BOTH PWNED PERMABAN MyBoss and TheBeeOBee and PigSlop and PERMABAN MikeSkehan and UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger.

17. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN DanielsPengies is a SELF ADMITTED WELFARE CASE IN A DIRTY HOUSE who TROLLS 16 YEAR OLD 4Chan CHILDREN instead of TAKING CARE OF HIS OWN SON.

18. TheBeeOBee HAS LOST the VLOG WAR with PERMABAN TomSerson ALREADY because he himself admitted that the FBI CONFISCATED ALL HIS COMPUTERS something that hasn't happened to TomSerson.

19. TheBeeOBee says PERMABAN TomSerson HAS LOST THE VLOG WARS ON YOUTUBE but in reality PERMABAN TomSerson HAS WON because HE HAS NOW GOT MORE ATTENTION THAN PERMABAN MyBoss ever had.

20. TheBeeOBee says PERMABAN TomSerson has a DRUG RECORD and IS GOING TO DROP HIS DOX to PERMABAN TomSerson's 3 local judges in Canada so his DRUG RECORD DOES NOT GET EXPUNGED.

21. PERMABAN TomSerson says THERE ARE NO ALIENS WITHOUT PERMABAN TomSerson because if it was not for TomSerson then TheAlienNetwork and PERMABAN MyBoss WOULD HAVE NOTHING AT ALL TO TALK ABOUT.

22. PERMABAN TomSerson says HE GREW UP IN GOVERNMENT HOUSING and STILL HAS TO RELY ON HIS PARENTS FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT and sometimes for some money to SUPPORT HIS DRUG HABIT.

23. PERMABAN MyBoss says UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger is THE MAIN PIRATE LEADER of ThePiratesGuild who TROLLS AROUND YOUTUBE using his FLAG BOTS and getting CHANNELS SUSPENDED.

24. PERMABAN MyBoss says RodBurch55 and PERMABAN TomSerson BOTH LIKE YOUNG CHILDREN and SEEK OUT LITTLE KIDS ON YOUTUBE to WATCH THEIR VIDEOS and MAKE SUGGESTIVE COMMENTS to them.

25. PERMABAN MyBoss says PERMABAN TomSerson IS AN EMOTIONAL WRECK and ONLY IS SUPERIOR TO HIMSELF who HANGS OUT IN CREEPY PARKS WANTING OTHER HOMELESS FAGGOTS TO TOUCH HIS DICK.


July 12 2008

1. HotForWords wants to know how UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger found out about her manager DEMANDING another YouTuber's manager to GIVE HER THE BLOGTV name back and UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger ain't telling.

2. The TonyStockert Uploading YouTube videos onto MemeMolly's account WAS A BIG HOAX and that is why the previous videos ARE NOW ON PRIVATE and TonyStockert NEVER MADE ANY COMMENTS.

3. Wall Street Journal says YouTube HAS NOT BEEN PROFITABLE and IS NOT POPULAR AT ALL with BIG CORPORATE ADVERTISERS because of the AMATUER VIDEOS THAT PLAGUE YOUTUBE SERVERS.

4. ColdFlint aka SteelyFlint says Zipster08 IS AN OVERRATED YOUTUBE PARTNER and GETS VERY FEW VIDEO VIEWS COMPARE TO HIS 18,000 SUBSCRIBERS meaning Zipster08 has MANY GHOST ACCOUNTS.

5. GimmeaBreakMan VIOLATES YOUTUBE PARTNER TOS TERMS OF SERVICE AGAIN by FEATURING PizzaBoy180 (PERMABAN GrayTooth1 and GrayThagoras) on HIS AUTOPLAYS for BOTH of his Channels.

6. Wall Street Journal says Google STOCK HAS FALLEN 25% SINCE FALL 2007 and WILL SOON BE ADDING PREROLL and POSTROLL ADS ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS which will CAUSE VISITORS TO LEAVE YOUTUBE.

7. Wall Street Journal says Google HAS STATED THAT YOUTUBE WILL FALL FAR SHORT OF REVENUE EXPECTATIONS in 2008 and WILL MAKE ONLY $200 MILLION BEFORE COSTS ARE ADDED.

8. Wall Street Journal says YouTube Partners ONLY MAKE UP 4% OF THE TOTAL OF YOUTUBERS and THEIR VIDEOS ARE NOT HIGHLY MARKETABLE to their PROMOTIONAL ADSENSE ADVERTISEMENTS.

9. Wall Street Journal says YouTube HAS A 900 POUND GORILLA ON THEIR BACK with VIACOM CURRENTLY WINNING in the $1 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT and to NOT PLACE ADS ON THESE TYPES OF VIDEOS.

10. The TonyStockert YouTube videos that are now on PRIVATE on MemeMolly's account is titled THE PAYOFF and titled hrmm... and the INTERNET PUBLIC can READ THE COMMENTS.

11. HotForWords email address username is word-love108 which has the Russian name Orlova in it meaning HotForWords can use this NEXT TIME she does a BREAST LEXICON YouTube video.

12. HotForWords and OlgaKay are BOTH RUSSIANS who LIVE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA trying to become Hollywood stars and models but AT LEAST OlgaKay INTERACTS WITH THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY.

13. PizzaBoy180 (PERMABAN GrayTooth1 and GrayThagoras) got an email last year from YouTube Staff saying his account is PERMANENTLY DISABLED for putting a microphone down his pants.

14. PizzaBoy180 (PERMABAN GrayTooth1 and GrayThagoras) FIRST STRIKE AGAINST HIM was when he TOOK A SHIT IN THE BATHROOM and UPLOADED IT which was QUICKLY REMOVED by the YouTube Staff.

15. WasteTimeChasingCars and AlwaysTextBack says ArshaAsteraki SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN FEATURED ON YOUTUBE but ArshaAsteraki calls WasteTimeChasingCars A QUEER in IM A GAMER RAP video.

16. GregSolomon says his YouTube video was a FRIVOLOUS and FRAUDULENT DMCA claim from MyRealityBytes and GregSolomon HAS FILED A COUNTERCLAIM and it will BE BACK UP ON YOUTUBE.

17. MyRealityBytes WILL SOON HAVE GregSolomon's REAL NAME AND ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER when she GETS THIS PRIVATE INFORMATION FROM YOUTUBE for GregSolomon filing a DMCA COUNTERCLAIM.

18. GregSolomon says MyRealityBytes will probably be MADDER THAN A WET HEN and should STEW IN HER OWN JUICE when she finds out that GregSolomon REPOSTED HIS VIDEO up on LiveVideo.

19. GregSolomon says LiveVideo website GAVE HIM HIS USERNAME BACK when SOMEBODY ELSE STOLE THE USERNAME and WAS SQUATTING ON IT which are known all over the internet as SQUATTERS.

20. ThatZak aka ZakToTheFuture aka DeltaGGSquad says UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger is A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN but Trevor Rieger comments back that ThatZak NEEDS TO GET A HAIRCUT.

21. JasonSpeaks PENNY WHORES HIMSELF and will give away 5 SHINY BRIGHT NEW 2008 AMERICAN PENNIES to YouTube Partners WHO AUTOPLAY HIS YOUTUBE VIDEO 1,000 TIMES on their Channels.

22. BlakeOwnzU says FRED SUCKS at making YouTube Videos and FRED'S MANAGER HAS OVERRATED FRED and that he WANTS TO FIGHT HIM because BlakeOwnzU says he is 100 TIMES STRONGER than FRED.

23. ShoTzVlogz has a YouTube video titled MY YOUTUBE CRUSHES in which he NAMES and SHOWS TEENAGE GIRLS AGES 14 to 19 YEARS OLD ON YOUTUBE that he LOVES TO WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

24. BlendTec ADVERTISES THEIR WillItBlend PRODUCT by BLENDING their PROMOTIONAL new 3G Apple iPhone while JPizzle1122 takes another 3G Apple iPhone and MICROWAVES IT IN THE OVEN.

25. Frezned is now a NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST for GeelongAdvertiser website in Geelong, Australia which is a VERY RARE JOB these days in America because MANY COLUMNISTS ARE GETTING FIRED.


July 13 2008

1. AlphaCat is FINALLY REINSTATED! A FALSE DMCA was filed but THEN AlphaCat TURNS FROM BLACK TO MEXICAN and sings A BIGOT SONG with lyrics I AM A SHORT MEXICAN I EAT MEXICAN FOOD.

2. VanaPrimeLives aka Nessalu LEAVES YouTube! VanaPrimeLives HAS NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE VorkResurrected aka LaneMergess LEFT and is THE LATEST CASUALTY in the FAILED SAGA of PERMABAN MyBoss and TheAlienNetwork.

3. Many YouTube Partners ARE COMPLAINING that THE ADSENSE ADVERTISEMENTS have NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THEIR VIDEOS then THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BECAME A PARTNER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

4. FRED says HE HAS PLANS TO KILL THE YOUTUBE CHARACTER FRED OFF like GETTING TRAMPLED BY A HORSE or until SOMEBODY SMART ENOUGH ON YOUTUBE figures out THAT HE HAS BEEN CHEATING.

5. 7seveng7 says WhatTheBuckShow IS NOT FUNNY AND OVERRATED AND RUDE AND ANNOYING and HIS ADULT YOUTUBE VIDEO CONTENT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS under the age of 16 years old.

6. FRED who was had an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW on CNN saying he is 14 year old Lucas Cruikshank from Nebraska meaning even children from the midwest states can become YouTube Celebrities.

7. FRED is APPEARING in a NICKELODEON COMMERCIAL for TEXT MESSAGING FOR CHILDREN so FRED is BRANCHING OUT INTO THE TELEVISION WORLD to see if all those AUTO-REFRESHES work on TV.

8. FRED the YouTube character is a FAST TALKING 6 YEAR OLD who now has 200,000 SUBSCRIBERS in 3 MONTHS with all 18 videos ALL OVER 1 MILLION VIEWS meaning YOUTUBERS AUTO-REFRESHING.

9. FRED says he created the YouTube videos to PARODY other YouTubers and has passed up MileyMandy Miley Cyrus and JonasBrothersMusic Jonas Brothers and DaxFlame who STOPPED MAKING VIDEOS when FRED PASSED HIM UP.

10. DisneyKid1 LOOKS TERRIBLE LATELY and looks DISGUSTING and SICKLY and PALE AND ANOREXIC and HE HAS DARK CIRCLES UNDER HIS EYES from LACK OF SLEEP and HE NEEDS TO GAIN WEIGHT FAST.

11. Many YouTube Partners ARE COMPLAINING that THEY ARE OBLIGATED TO MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS instead of FEELING LIKE IT then THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BECAME A PARTNER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

12. Many YouTube Partners ARE COMPLAINING that THEY HAVE RAN OUT OF IDEAS and YOUTUBE IS NOT FUN ANYMORE then THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BECAME A PARTNER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

13. Many YouTube Partners ARE COMPLAINING that THEY HAVE YET TO RECEIVE THEIR FIRST PAYCHECK FROM YOUTUBE then THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BECAME A PARTNER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

14. Many YouTube Partners ARE COMPLAINING that YOUTUBE is FAVORITING THE MOST SUBSCRIBED PARTNERS AND NOT THEM then THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER BECAME A PARTNER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

15. Zipster08 in his YouTube video title WAKE UP! is a video response to ColdFlint aka SteelyFlint accusing him of having THOUSANDS OF GHOST ACCOUNTS that Zipster08 himself HAS NO IDEA why his subscribers ARE NOT WATCHING HIS VIDEOS.

16. Nalts says ONLY WHITE PEOPLE showed up at the YoTube Gathering which means NO BLACK YOUTUBERS WERE AT ANOTHER GATHERING MEETUP meaning the YouTube Community IS DIVIDED AMONG RACE.

17. PERMABAN MikeSkehan on FiveAwesomeDrunks says GimmeaBreakMan is a PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER LOW LIFE SCUMBAG PERUVIAN PIECE OF TRASH SMALL PENIS VICTOR FROM JAPAN.

18. 7seveng7 says THE MOST PATHETIC YOUTUBE VIDEO in the past 90 days were 30 and 40 year old women at a PAJAMA SLUMBER PARTY talking about INTERNET CRUSHES like 13 year old girls do.

19. Nichwyto HAS FAILED in his YouTube collab called TheWeeklyKids and now he is FAILING HARD in his new collab group called TheRandom5 because HE CANNOT FIND 5 YOUTUBERS to do it.

20. SongsFromaHat Abby NerdFighter ACTS LIKE A MIDGET IN REAL LIFE or DWARF to be POLITICALLY CORRECT and SHE PLAYS THE GUITAR ON YOUTUBE TO COVER UP HER SMALL BODY when she sings on Sundays.

21. GimmeaBreakMan GOT A LITTLE PERUVIAN BONER when GregSolomon PM'd him to say HE IS GOING TO FILE A LAWSUIT AGAINST him but GimmeaBreakMan's 9 minute video was 4 minutes too long.

22. GregSolomon says GimmeaBreakMan ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES EVERY 30 SECONDS and that is because HIS GLASSES ARE TOO BIG FOR HIS NOSE that is rumored to be the same size as his penis.

23. SteAndKel has a YouTube video title YOU SUCK IT AND LICK IT but neither Steven or Kelly says WHO SUCKS AND LICKS WHAT but they DO WANT ALL YOUTUBES to BUY A T-SHIRT at CAFEPRESS.

24. ShayCarl GAMES THE SYSTEM by his YouTube video title HUGE NAKED YOUTUBE PARTY but NOBODY WAS BUTT NAKED even though OlgaKay and SupaDupaFlyGirl was at the YoTube Gathering.

25. MrBlackMovieReviews HAS FINALLY WOKE UP and made a video PROMOTING SMALL YOUTUBE REVIEWERS WITH FEW SUBSCRIBERS and now maybe YouTubers will help him in his VIACOM CAMPAIGN.


July 14 2008

1. VenomFangX LEAVES YOUTUBE! VenomFangX HAS QUIT HIS CHRISTIAN MINISTRY DUE TO CYBER STALKER YOUTUBE DEATH THREATS to him and his family meaning ATHEISTS ARE THE CAUSE OF IT.

2. sXePhil is A PIMP IN SHEEPS CLOTHING and PEDDLING SOFT PORN by wanting YouTube girls to STRIP THEIR CLOTHES OFF so HE CAN MAKE MONEY OFF OF THEM but HE DISGUISES IT AS CHARITY.

3. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM with his SEXUAL PEDOPHILE YouTube title HANNAH MONTANA NAUGHTY SHOWER for 90,000 PEDOPHILE STALKER VIEWS and 3,000 PERVERTED COMMENTS in 13 HOURS.

4. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews aka JustA11en WILL NEVER BECOME A PARTNER because of his CRITICAL VIDEOS AGAINST YOUTUBE LAST YEAR on his MrBlacksMovieReviews channel.

5. GregSolomon says GimmeaBreakMan IS A HYPOCRITE and SHAKING LIKE A DOG IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT and NEEDS TO CALM DOWN and GET A TRAIN OF THOUGHT but GimmeaBreakMan HAS NO THOUGHT.

6. GregSolomon says GimmeaBreakMan and his HYPOCRACY and GLARING INCONSISTANCIES and INABILITY TO CLEARLY THINK HIS ANSWERS THROUGH that he is NOT EVEN READY FOR A GAME OF CHECKERS.

7. GregSolomon says GimmeaBreakMan WHINING and COMPLAINING and ANNOYED because GregSolomon HAD A WORK AROUND and put the DMCA on LiveVideo but GimmeaBreakMan has done the SAME THING.

8. GimmeaBreakMan SECRETLY TOLD his YOUTUBE CLAN to POST PROMOTIONAL ADVERTISING YOUTUBE VIDEOS for UTubeWhining like PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 and ElectroJed and TheSuperCoven and MeanBlackDude.

9. HotForWords and AtheneWins BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURES YouTube videos WERE NO MATCH IN VIDEO VIEWS for 5 videos of Venezuela Miss Universe 2008 FALLING AGAIN for the 2nd year now.

10. HotForWords GAMES THE SYSTEM by titling her YouTube video CHOKING with a THUMBNAIL PICTURE of Marina with HER MOUTH WIDE OPEN as if EXPECTING TO SWALLOW A MONSTER COCK WHOLE.

11. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says GimmeaBreakMan is A BIG ATTENTION WHORE FUCKING SELL-OUT MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT from Japan who ALWAYS HAS TO BE IN EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS.

12. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says HE IS AN OPINIONATED ASSHOLE who thinks UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger LOVES HIM because HE LOVES TO WRITE ABOUT HIM on his UTubeDrama website.

13. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says when FallOfAutumnDistro created UTubeWhining website 6 months ago HE REFUSED TO LET PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 UPDATE IT so the website FAILED.

14. Venezuela Miss Universe 2008 videos of her tripping and falling DOMINATES THE YOUTUBE MOST VIEWED LIST and the previous person to DOMINATE THE LIST was the DEATH OF GEORGE CARLIN.

15. TysiPhoneHelp is a YouTube Channel that is SUPPOSE TO HELP OTHER YOUTUBERS with their Apple iPhones and iPods but his videos just tell users how to get the FIRMWARE and that is it.

16. Nalts says HE DOES NOT HAVE ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE but a disease called PROSOPAGNOSIA or FACE BLINDNESS which IS A DISORDER where a YOUTUBER CANNOT RECOGNIZE OTHER YOUTUBE CHEATERS.

17. XGoBoBeanX has a YouTube video title WHO IS THE PUSSY NOW talking about cats but EVERY HORNY YOUTUBE BOY and Spricket24 knows that XGoBoBeanX IS STILL THE #1 PUSSY ON YOUTUBE.

18. TheAmazingAtheist has a YouTube video title DEAR TJ in which TJ and TAA start giving out BAD ADVICE to HELPLESS YouTubers and for MORE BAD ADVICE email YouTubeDearTJ@gmail.com.

19. Blunty3000 WHORES HIMSELF when talking about SUBSCRIPTION WHORING on how YouTubers say at the end of their YouTube videos to RATE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE which is what Blunty3000 DOES.

20. CharlieIsSoCoolLike BlogTV WHORES HIMSELF on Mondays and Fridays at 3pm EST but YOU MUST EMAIL HIM FOR TEXT QUESTIONS BlogTVLike@GoogleMail.com and Voice Mail at SnapVine website.

21. LisaNova does her 3rd FAKE AFFIRMATION GIRL BLOG singing the Annie song TOMORROW meaning LisaNova DO NOT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB but that is hard to do since YouTube is her job for now.

22. sXePhil wants his 170,000 YouTube Subscribers to SUBSCRIBE TO HIS FRIEND ShayCarl which is how he got 15,000 subscribers is BECAUSE OF sXePhil and NOT BECAUSE ShayCarl IS FUNNY.

23. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews aka JustA11en GOT REJECTED FROM THE YOUTUBE PARTNERSHIP PROGRAM BECAUSE YourTubeAdvocate owner JustA11en IS ALREADY A YOUTUBE PARTNER.

24. LisaLavie1 aka LisaLavie says HER ALBUM IS DOING WELL on iTunes WITHOUT HAVING IT BEING PROMOTED BY ANY RECORD LABEL just by WORD OF MOUTH and of course her YOUTUBE WHORING SKILLS.

25. YouTube Rick Astley video is out on HOW TO PROPERLY RICK ROLL SOMEBODY in 3 SIMPLE STEPS but of course THERE ARE NO STEPS and DUMB ASS YouTubers got RICK ROLL anyway.


July 15 2008

1. AngryAussie says he took the FREE SCIENTOLOGY PERSONALITY TEST and FOUND OUT THAT HE DOES NOT HAVE A PERSONALITY but all he had to do to find that out was to WATCH HIS OWN YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

2. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says YouTube has GONE DOWN HILL LIKE A HELL IN A HANDBASKET and IT IS ALL ABOUT THE ME GENERATION NOW and VLOG WARS AND DRAMA DEBATES ARE LONG GONE.

3. NicoleNicoleNicole79 EXPOSED! NicoleNicoleNicole79 IS A VERY PRETTY UP AND COMING TALENTED ACTRESS who has acted in HANNAH MONTANA on DISNEY and Zoey 101 on NICKELODEON OWNED BY VIACOM and SPY KIDS movie among other shows.

4. Boycott FRED! FRED aka JKLproduction IS CURRENTLY WORKING IN NICKELODEON STUDIOS in Los Angeles, California WHICH IS OWNED BY VIACOM who is SUING YouTube for 1 BILLION DOLLARS.

5. YTWatchdog aka Channel072 aka JimmyJimJimJoeBob HAS LOST HIS IDENTITY AND PURPOSE ON YOUTUBE by making STUPID VIDEOS about Shaq and Miss Universe and Miley Cyrus and HAS NOT EXPOSED A YOUTUBE CHEATER IN OVER 1 YEAR.

6. VenomFangX WILL NOT LEAVE YOUTUBE! VenomFangX instead decides to DELETE HALF OF HIS VIDEOS including the anti-MUSLIM videos and KEEP THE anti-ATHIEST videos for good measure.

7. VenomFangX is another YOUTUBE ATTENTION WHORE who SAYS HE IS LEAVING and DOES NOT just like PERMABAN BrettKeane and TheAmazingAtheist TJ and CapnOAwesome and Saturninefilms and TOMMYfromtheBRONX and JezuzFreek777.

8. KatiesOpinion AFTER 2 MONTHS uploads a YouTube video about her being ADDICTED TO EATING WHIPPED CREAM and LICKING IT FROM HER MOUTH unless that was something else KatiesOpinion was licking.

9. XGoBoBeanX says SHE IS OBSESSED WITH TWITTER and even WHORES HERSELF MORE by BROADCASTING YOUTUBE BULLETINS for BORED NO LIFE YOUTUBERS to FOLLOW HER ALL DAY LONG on Twitter.

10. AndreasChoice says SHE HAS YOUTUBE HATERS that tell her SHE IS NOT SPECIAL which is FALSE because AndreasChoice IS SPECIAL with her FAKE HAIR and FAKE MAKEUP and COLLAGEN LIPS.

11. YTWatchdog aka Channel072 aka JimmyJimJimJoeBob HAS GONE DOWN HILL ever since he WAS WRONG about InsultAlien being UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger and Magibon MRirian being a MOVIE ACTRESS.

12. YTWatchdog aka Channel072 aka JimmyJimJimJoeBob NEEDS TO STEP UP HIS GAME and GET BACK INVOLVED WITH THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY because HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS HAVE LOST THEIR EXCITEMENT it once had.

13. Spricket24 on her Karen24Alloy Channel says that SHE IS FAT AND SHE HAS A BIG ZIT and HER TEETH ARE CROOKED and HER GLASSES ARE UGLY meaning SHE IS YOUR AVERAGE YOUTUBE WOMAN.

14. DaveyBoyz interviews the YOUTUBE PARTNER SELLOUT the honorable Geriatric1927 who has been recording records with THE ZIMMERS BAND which will be released August 4, 2008 on iTunes.

15. ThesePeopleComedy GAMES THE SYSTEM and MONETIZES the SEXUAL YouTube title HOMEMADE PORN and HAVING A WOMAN NAKED LEGS THUMBNAIL PICTURE for 150,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

16. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says he has been banned 60 TIMES and YouTube HAS BECOME A CESSPOOL where MISERABLE LIKE MINDED SOULS WHO GET TOGETHER BECAUSE MISERY LOVES COMPANY.

17. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says HE DESERVES BETTER YOUTUBE TROLLS instead of BOTTOM FEEDING TROLLS and HATERS who use MULTIPLE SOCK ACCOUNTS to HARRASS HIM ON YOUTUBE.

18. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says TROLLS AND HATERS who DMCA and FLAG YouTube Accounts like his are just KILLING THE YOUTUBE WEBSITE that TROLLS AND HATERS LOVE TO HATE ON.

19. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says HE IS THE LEAST BULLY ON YOUTUBE because HE DOES NOT BLOCK YOUTUBERS and HE DOES NOT DELETE COMMENTS and HE DOES NOT FLAG OR DMCA ACCOUNTS.

20. MyDisabilityTalk says YOUTUBE STAFF DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE HANDICAPPED because his YouTube Partnership Application WAS DENIED but the 30 VIEWS he gets PER VIDEO only equals 1 tenth of a cent.

21. sXePhil says HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT 15 YEAR OLD BOYS GETTING TORTURED instead of about 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS SHOWING THEIR BOOBS because HE SAYS HIS SHOW IS NOT ALL ABOUT THE VIEWS.

22. sXePhil is DOING SECRETS WITH KevJumba and that the YouTube Celebrity MeetUp with sXePhil and CharlesTrippy and ClipCritics is in Los Angeles, California at the CityWalkHollywood.

23. Who1ners (PERMABAN Whoners) has SAFELY UPLOADED 16 YOUTUBE VIDEOS for 3 WEEKS since June 24, 2008 on his NEW CHANNEL oWHONERSo for all you Whoners VIDEO WATCHERS out there.

24. NicoleNicoleNicole79 says SHE IS TIRED OF THE DRAMA AND THE HATE and her cyberboyfriend Jon from JKLproduction have been getting HOT AND HEAVY on BlogTV and AIM Instant Messages.

25. KoolJeffrey is CYBER DATING Katie from JKLproduction on Skype and AIM but doesn't have much time because he is also WhatTheBuckShow's intern and good friends with ArshaAsteraki.


July 16 2008

1. TomGreen99 LEAVES YOUTUBE! After his Canadian BASTARD CHILD OF YOUTUBE PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 got BANNED AGAIN for titling his video FUCK TREVOR! TomGreen99 left for good.

2. PeriUrban UrbanBlog says YOUTUBE HAS LOST THE DRAMA IT ONCE HAD saying 2 years ago YouTubers DID NOT KNOW if Renetto and GregSolomon were actors or not in their DRAMA VLOG WARS.

3. TheAlienNetwork IS FINISHED! PERMABAN MyBoss HAS NOT LOGGED IN OVER 2 DAYS and Nessalu aka VanaPrimeLives and LaneMergess aka VorkResurrected HAVE DISABLED THEIR CHANNEL COMMENTS.

4. GimmeaBreakMan gets DMCA'd and HIS GregSolomon video WAS REMOVED BY YOUTUBE because GimmeaBreakMan DID NOT HAVE PERMISSION FROM GregSolomon TO READ HIS PRIVATE MESSAGE ON VIDEO.

5. XGoBoBeanX asked Jabazzy HOW COME SHE NEVER SAW HER VIDEOS BEFORE and that is because XGoBoBeanX IS NOT PART OF THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY otherwise she would have known about Jabazzy.

6. Warren26Peace aka Warren25Smash (PERMABAN Warren25) says YOUTUBE HAS BECOME STALED and his RANTS WAS JUST A PERSONA and he ONLY HAD 2 YEARS OF LEARNING GEOPOLITICS FROM YOUTUBE.

7. GimmeaBreakMan GOT ANOTHER LITTLE PERUVIAN BONER by GETTING BLOCKED by GregSolomon and VIOLATED GregSolomon's PRIVACY by READING GregSolomon's PMs and EMAILS in 2 YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

8. GimmeaBreakMan HAS HAD TOO MUCH JAPANESE CAFFEINATED TEA and is INCOHERENT at DRIBBLING at 200 WORDS PER MINUTE meaning his 15 minute video was 12 MINUTES WAY TOO TOO LONG.

9. GimmeaBreakMan TRIES TO BE A COMEDIAN with his JohnnieTV Southern American accent WHICH FAILS ALL THE TIME and he has TOO MUCH ANXIETY and NEEDS TO CALM DOWN when making videos.

10. PeriUrban says on his UrbanBlog Channel that the GregSolomon V.S. GimmeaBreakMan YouTube videos ONLY GOT 2,000 VIEWS compared to GregSolomon V.S. Renetto which got 30,000 VIEWS.

11. UTubeWhining FAILS at BAD LAYOUT DESIGN by WEBMASTERS PERMABAN MyBoss and GimmeaBreakMan and iKILLEDyourPARENTS aka RickyRicardo123 aka TheSuperCoven not to mention FallOfAutumnDistro WHO STILL LEGALLY OWNS THE DOMAIN.

12. FiveAwesomeGuys Wednesday Host Nerimon says CharlieIsSoCoolLike FAILED TO MAKE ANOTHER TUESDAY VIDEO and so for now on they will make PRIVATE VIDEOS and CIRCLE JERK EACH OTHER.

13. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) put out a YOUTUBE BULLETIN that he is LOOKING FOR SEXY WOMEN ON YOUTUBE to be in his COLLAB VIDEO but YouTubers would call that an OXYMORON.

14. WhereTheresGold is TRYING TO STEAL Alicia4jasam AWAY FROM HIS BEST FRIEND WasteTimeChasingCars who is currently secretly CYBER DATING her until she DUMPS HIM for WhereTheresGold.

15. ArshaAsteraki has been giving BlogTV OPERATING PRIVILEGES to Alicia4jasam behind her Cyber Boyfriend WasteTimeChasingCars' back so that WasteTimeChasingCars won't get so jealous.

16. JacobDyerMedia is a United Kingdom YouTube Partner but has a RACIST BACKGROUND with the words FRESHLY SQUEEZED ORANGE JEWS with pictures of JEWS in ORANGE CLOTHES.

17. JacobDyerMedia is a United Kingdom YouTube Partner and the NASTY SEXUAL TITLE of his YouTube channel says EJACULATING YOUTUBE HAPPINESS ALL OVER YOUR FACE whatever that means.

18. JacobDyerMedia IS THE FIRST YOUTUBE PARTNER TO LEAVE BLOGTV and he has DELETED HIS BlogTV Channel to focus more of his time BEATING UP ON POTS AND PANS and calling it MUSIC.

19. Fearoksik is rumored to be NOT POLITE TO THE TEENAGE GIRLS ON BlogTV and he better be nice to Crystalkay14 and other girls or he may find himself KICKED OFF OF BlogTV someday.

20. Ryry158 is SECRETLY CYBER DATING MalarayOfSunshine who is CONFLICTED because she REALLY HAS THE HOTS for CadeGoesToCollege who she says DOES NOT AT ALL LOOK LIKE Zac Efron.

21. WillThePlank has a YouTube video title WHAT A NICE PUSSY in which he videotapes his cat in response to AllAboutJadiie WHO SHOWS HER SMALLER PUSSY CAT that she has at home.

22. VerityAtTheDisco is rumored to be Cyber Dating Froghandi because EVERYBODY LOVES THE FRO but AllAboutJadiie wants to Cyber Date Froghandi because SHE LOVES THE FRO.

23. 5FunnyFellas Channel LineUp is Monday ArshaAsteraki Tuesday ShoTzVlogz Wednesday Stuntman89 Thursday JesseGilbertFilms WHO CLOSED HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT and Friday JewFroDude

24. FunnyEffect is a collab comedy sketch production YouTube Channel made up of 2 teenagers NickPunk22342 Nick and FreshOffDaSmurf Andrew who both idolize DaveDays and IGproduction24.

25. 2AwesomeTeens is a TEENAGE YOUTUBE COLLAB CHANNEL made up of FunnyEffect and AustinHewittFilms who uploads videos on Mondays and Fridays but there is nothing AWESOME about them.


July 17 2008

1. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews SUBSCRIBES TO MANY YOUTUBE CHANNELS that BELIEVES AMERICA CREATED 911 and that the TERRORIST ATTACKS WAS AN INSIDE GOVERNMENT JOB.

2. Nerimon would be a NOBODY if it WAS NOT FOR CharlieIsSoCoolLike and that goes for ALL of the FiveAwesomeGuys who should MAKE A NEW CHANNEL and call themselves FiveLonelyJerks.

3. LeonWestbrook GETS DENIED PARTNERSHIP FOR THE 4th TIME and DELETES ALL OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS meaning ThePiratesGuild Wins Again For AngelLizzie and KARMA IS A BITCH TOOT! TOOT!

4. LonelyGirl15 Productions is SO DESPERATE FOR VIEWS AND COMMENTS that right before ending the whole show their fans decide to SPAM THE COMMENTS on the HANDCUFFED YouTube video.

5. MakeMeBad35 HAS LOST HIS COMEDIC APPEAL from his latest YouTube video title MY PRETTY GENIE with VenetianPrincess Boob Whore who is trying to SPONGE off of his 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS.

6. Nerimon on FiveAwesomeGuys is JEALOUS of CharlieIsSoCoolLike because of his FAN GIRLS when Nerimon REALLY SHOULD BE THANKING CharlieIsSoCoolLike for STEALING HIS SUBSCRIBERS.

7. Nerimon is a SCRAWNY PRISSY PUSSY WHORE SHIT with a WEBCAM who looks like a PALE ANOREXIC CASPER THE GHOST with no belly who works at a London Apple store so he can feel important.

8. MysterEy1 aka PeterAppleseed aka UtubiaPresident says the UTUBIA TREASURY has ONLY MADE 30 DOLLARS but he will SET UP A STUDIO for a REAL UTUBIA LOCATION to ESTABLISH UTUBIA.

9. xSparkage is doing a PRODUCT PLACEMENT PROMOTIONAL for DISNEY SNOW WHITE MAKEUP TUTORIAL but xSparkage LOOKS UGLY with it on so maybe her SLEEPING BEAUTY MAKEUP will be better.

10. ComedyComedy GAMES THE SYSTEM and MONETIZES a WOMAN BREAST BIKINI THUMBNAIL PICTURE with the SEXUAL YouTube title MAKE A HOT GIRL JIGGLE ALL THE WAY for 90,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

11. ShayCarl is NOT HAPPY WITH JUST WHORING on sXePhil and CharlesTrippy and SMPFilms videos but to WHORE HIMSELF on SMPFilms's TheMeanKitty video makes him a BOTTOM LOW LIFE FURFAG.

12. MakeMeBad35 TRIES TOO HARD to be a DaveDays weird expressions kind of guy to a quirky FRED who everyone laughs at and then to add VenetianPrincess in his video was just PLAIN WRONG.

13. VenetianPrincess TEAMS UP WITH MakeMeBad35 in her YouTube video title DRUNKEN GENIE to WHORE MORE SUBSCRIBERS and NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY because everyone knows they are not.

14. Spricket24 GAMES THE SYSTEM by SHOWING SOME OF HER TIT CLEAVAGE in her Thumbnail Picture with the YouTube title NAKED SEX where she acts like a child for 90,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

15. iJustine does a PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENT YouTube video COMMERCIAL for the Apple iPhone saying JARED THE BUTCHER SONG is a nice application when in reality that song SUCKS.

16. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says VIACOM DOES NOT WANT YouTuber's IP Address or HISTORY of what YouTube videos watched but MAY GET YOUR IP ADDRESS FROM A JUDGE LATER.

17. PapaLimp aka TubeGranny has one of those YOUTUBE SPAMMING CONTESTS title YOU GOT TO HAVE IT and so far he has 1,300 SPAM COMMENTS on his video because YOU GOT TO HAVE IT.

18. LoveBScott says Rapper Yung Berg is RACIST because HE DOES NOT LIKE DARK BUTTS but that is not an issue for LoveBScott who LOVES ALL BUTTS of ALL SHAPES and SIZES and COLORS.

19. JezuzFreek777 tries to comfort VenomFangX WHO IS LEAVING YOUTUBE and to IGNORE THE YOUTUBE CYBERSTALKERS and E-THUGS who THREATENS TO HARM VenomFangX AND HIS FAMILY IN REAL LIFE.

20. JezuzFreek777 says HE IS A HYPOCRITE and that being a Christian sometimes you SAY ONE THING AND DO OR ACT ANOTHER WAY and THIS VIOLATES GOD'S LAW and therefore IT IS A SIN.

21. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says HE HAS A SMALL YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHICH IS A LIE because IN REALITY his MrBlacksMovieReviews account HAS 20,000 SUBSCRIBERS.

22. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says he will be uploading WEEKLY NEWS but BEING BIASED AGAINST VIACOM and telling YouTubers to CALL THE JUDGE is NOT UNBIASED NEWS.

23. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews was REJECTED as a YouTube Partner maybe because he has FAVORITED over 600 videos that are AGAINST and SLANDERS YouTube and YouTube Staff.

24. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews IS A LEFTIST who SUBSCRIBES TO the Anti-American YouTube Channel Aljazeera and Ron Paul and the Political satire Channel The Onion.

25. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says he wants to be a YouTube Partner and GIVE HIS REVENUE TO THE MILITARY POW's which is an OXYMORON because HE IS AN AMERICAN LEFTIST.


July 18 2008

1. Google Stocks PLUNGE DOWNWARD in the 2nd quarter to UNDER 500 SHARES and is DIRECTLY REFLECTED from the RECESSION ECONOMY making LESS ADS BEING CLICKED ON meaning LESS REVENUE.

2. YouTube is THE GARBAGE DUMP for Google according to ADVERTISERS who CANNOT IMAGINE THEIR ADS NEXT TO JUNK AMATUER VIDEOS that HAVE NO PURPOSE EVER BEING ON THE INTERNET AT ALL.

3. RCARecords video AVRIL LAVIGNE GIRLFRIEND is now NUMBER 1 MOST VIEWED YouTube VIDEO with 93 MILLION VIEWS and beats Judsonlaipply's video EVOLUTION OF DANCE with 92 MILLION VIEWS.

4. RCARecords and Avril Lavigne's manager says YouTube now owes them $2 MILLION DOLLARS for the 93 MILLION FAKE VIEWS meaning Avril Lavigne's revenue is 1 DOLLAR PER 47 VIDEO VIEWS.

5. YouTube is now being OFFERED ON TiVo which will come AD FREE and since THERE WILL BE NO ADS NEAR THE VIDEOS then that is a BIG PROBLEM for YouTube Partners who will NOT GET PAID.

6. YouTube now has a contract with Lions Gate Entertainment Inc. to show MOVIE CLIPS of SAW and other movies which was announced at the Ad Age and William Morris Agency Conference.

7. AngryAussie gets ANGRY that the Bush Administration has DESTROYED THE AMERICAN ECONOMY and goes on a PISSING RAGE as if AngryAussie REALLY GIVES A SHIT SINCE HE LIVES IN AUSTRALIA.

8. TOMMYfromtheBRONX says HE WILL CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY but his whole family are ALREADY CHRISTIANS and RAISED IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH so he should STOP PRETENDING TO BE AN ATHEIST.

9. TOMMYfromtheBRONX says HE IS RUNNING FOR GOD and any YouTuber who wants to JOIN THE TOMMYfromtheBRONX Church can as long as they OBEY HIM AND WORSHIP HIM and CHRISTIANITY.

10. LittleRadge wants YouTubers to know that HE IS SCOTTISH from Scotland because they are 100% DIFFERENT than ENGLISH BASTARDS from England but to Americans they are ALL THE SAME.

11. MidNighter666 says RonBudda6699 and the 6699 GROUP ATTACKED HIS LITTLE DAUGHTER and ARE FUCKING MORONS AND HYPOCRITES that has a STUPID CIRCUS FREAK with PennyWise The Clown.

12. Onision says the reason why HE FILTERS 90% of his YOUTUBE COMMENTS is because HE DOESN'T ALLOW FILTH on his channel meaning HE DOES NOT ALLOW FREEDOM OF SPEECH ON YOUTUBE.

13. FuryoftheFilmFan says there are YouTube Partners that have ACCUSED HIM OF USING THEIR COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL in his videos but he says what he uses in his videos are UNDER FAIR USE.

14. YTsuxAMIRITE aka PERMABAN TheKaraokeBandit aka SockySockman says HE IS A YOUTUBE BULLY toward PERMABAN CherylShuman because SHE WANTS TO SELL HER LIFE STORY about INTERNET BULLIES.

15. CherylShuman is IN THE HOSPITAL IN REAL LIFE because SHE WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT and earlier last month she was filming herself going up to another PERMABAN YouTuber's house.

16. ChanelHeaven (PERMABAN Heavennevaeh and ChannelHeaven) says SHE IS GOING TO STOP THE RACISM ON YOUTUBE and WHITE YOUTUBERS CALLING BLACK YOUTUBERS NIGGERS IN THEIR VIDEO COMMENTS.

17. BffTaylor from FiveAwesomeTeenagers says WEBCAMS SHOULD BE TAKEN AWAY FROM TEENAGERS because THEY USE THEIR CAMERAS TO SHOW THEM MASTURBATING THEMSELVES and PEDOPHILES CAN WATCH.

18. Anakin1814 STEALS and COPIES a video that has been down MANY TIMES BEFORE about WHY DO YOU YOUTUBE and what he SHOULD BE ASKING is WHY DO WE MAKE VIDEOS ASKING WHY DO WE YOUTUBE.

19. DannacaLynn IS DOING CHARLIE CHAPLIN SILENT FILMS FROM THE 1920's because SHE JUST MOVED INTO A NEW APARTMENT AND HAS NO WEBCAM so she is ILLEGALLY doing videos AT HER WORK.

20. FiveAwesomeTeenagers YouTube Channel Show LineUp Miss Monday Itskiwi321 Miss Tuesday SaraxxxLou Miss Wednesday BffTaylor Miss Thursday CuteBunney001 Miss Friday xGossipQueenx

21. Katers17 newest YouTube video is titled LEARN JIBBERISH LESSON 1 where she makes a YouTube video FULL OF NONSENSE JIBBERISH meaning MOST YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE FULL OF GARBAGE.

22. Ily0livia tells HER HATERS in her YouTube video that SHE DOES NOT HAVE A LISP but SHE DOES and she needs to PRACTICE SAYING 10 times fast SHE SELLS SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE.

23. XGoBoBeanX has a YouTube video on her GoBoSpeaks Channel titled GO TO HELL and the funny part about it all is the ADVERTISEMENT NEXT TO HER VIDEO IS FOR A FREE VIOLENT VIDEO GAME.

24. SaraxxxLou says all United Kingdom YOUTUBERS can come to the MEETUP LONDON YOUTUBE GATHERING and SHARE POPCORN TOGETHER as EVERYBODY WATCHES Wall-E and HOLD HANDS AND SING KUMBAYA.

25. TonyaTKO HAS HER OWN NEW YORK TALK SHOW but UNLIKE THE TELEVISION NEW YORK TALK SHOWS this will be ALL ON HER OWN and her SUBSCRIBERS CAN COME AND SEE HER IN NEW YORK if they want.


July 19 2008

1. WhatTheBuckShow on his Peron75 Channel has a YouTube video titled I WENT POOP and YouTubers want to know why BIG NAME ADVERTISERS are not ADVERTISING THEIR PRODUCTS on YouTube.

2. MrBlacksMovieReviews aka TheRealWeeklyNews says YOUTUBE IS TRYING TO GET RID OF THE NON-PARTNERS and phase out INDEPENDENT REVIEWS because NON-PARTNERS DO NOT BRING IN THE REVENUE.

3. BGirl5 says sXePhil CHEATED ON HER WITH ANOTHER YOUTUBE WHORE and now BGirl5 HAS BEEN CRYING FOR 3 DAYS while sXePhil is DATING an iJustine LOOK-A-LIKE YouTuber in Los Angeles, California.

4. FRED and DaxFlame and ItsChrisCrocker Chris Crocker are AN ADVERTISER'S WORST NIGHTMARE because THEIR YOUTUBE VIDEOS ARE NOT APPEALING TO THE AVERAGE AMERICAN DAILY HOUSEHOLD CONSUMER.

5. Advertisers DO NOT WANT TO ADVERTISE NEXT TO USER GENERATED VLOGGER VIDEOS on YouTube and that is why YouTubers like sXePhil and WhatTheBuckShow are DOING CELEBRITY ENTERTAINMENT.

6. YouTube is FORCED TO COMPLY WITH ADVERTISERS in order to MAKE A PROFIT by WEEDING OUT THE AMATUER USER GENERATED CONTENT meaning GETTING RID OF THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY VLOGGERS.

7. YouTube IS NOW REALIZING that USER GENERATED VIDEO CONTENT IS NOT A VIABLE BUSINESS OPTION to 3RD PARTY ADVERTISERS and MARKETERS meaning The YouTube Vlogger Community IS DOOMED.

8. Google bought YouTube to MAKE A PROFIT and TO DOMINATE by providing QUALITY ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT meaning AMATUER VLOGGERS IN THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY DO NOT MAKE YouTube RICH.

9. ADVERTISERS say YouTube USER GENERATED VIDEO CONTENT IS HARD TO GET MONETIZED because of the LACK OF QUALITY PROFESSIONAL VIDEOS WITH QUALITY CONTENT meaning NO STUPID FRED VIDEOS.

10. LivingLegends is a YouTube Channel THAT GOT FEATURED wanting YouTubers to ASK Rapper Snoop Dog a QUESTION meaning ASK HIM WHY HE CALLS WOMEN NAMES LIKE CUNTS and BITCHES AND HOs.

11. WhatTheBuckShow is MAKING BIG MONEY by having YouTubers subscribe to MinisodeNetwork YouTube Channel from Crackle.com website which is OWNED BY SONY who is a SPONSOR OF YouTube.

12. WhatTheBuckShow's PROMOTION of MinisodeNetwork Crackle.com was ORIGINALLY GROUPER NETWORKS which was BOUGHT LAST YEAR by Sony for 65 MILLION DOLLARS and ADVERTISES ON YOUTUBE.

13. MinisodeNetwork Crackle.com originally called GROUPER who PULLED OUT OF THE USER-GENERATED VIDEO SHARING MARKET and is now a SCREENING ENTERTAINMENT NETWORK to find ONLINE TALENT.

14. MinisodeNetwork Crackle.com formerly GROUPER founder says ADVERTISERS DO NOT WANT THEIR CONTEXT ADS NEXT TO USER GENERATED AMATUER VIDEOS LIKE SOMEBODY JUMPING OFF OF A ROOF.

15. MinisodeNetwork Crackle.com formerly GROUPER USED TO BE A SOFT PORN VIDEO SHARING WEBSITE as well as THOUSANDS OF COPYRIGHTED VIDEOS from The Simpsons to The Family Guy.

16. iJustine does another PRODUCT PLACEMENT PROMOTIONAL ADVERTISEMENT for the iPHONE 3G because Apple LOVES HIRING SPOKESMODELS iJustine and MelissaJenna to ADVERTISE THEIR iPRODUCTS.

17. LonelyGirl15 a YouTube Channel Icon has SOLVED THE CODE to their MYSTERIOUS DRAMA SERIES FINALE on their HIDDEN TREASURES video and the code is LonelyGirl15 QUITS YOUTUBE FOR GOOD.

18. Magibon MRirian does her 40 seconds OF NOTHING on camera to get her 14,000 VIEWS and 600 COMMENTS in 13 HOURS but her ADVERTISEMENT AD is for TheRichJerk.com which is VERY FITTING.

19. Nalts last YOUTUBE PROJECT was doing parodies like a YOUTUBE DISCOVERY KIDS CHANNEL and his LATEST YOUTUBE PROJECT is FAKE PUNKING OTHER YOUTUBERS which will soon GET OLD AS WELL.

20. WubearKitten UPLOADS A YOUTUBE VIDEO WITHOUT HER MAKEUP AND EYELINER ON and says there has been NUCLEAR STUDY TESTS done on her recently and SHE HAS A GALL BLADDER PROBLEM.

21. Universal Music Group says when they DMCA YouTube videos that THEY ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO THINK ABOUT FAIR USE PRACTICES under the DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT of 1998.

22. Stephanie Lenz WANTS TO BE PAID FOR EMOTIONAL STRESS by Universal Music Group for FILING A DMCA against her baby's YouTube video with the PRINCE LETS GO CRAZY background music.

23. Jpizzle1122 aka ideoProductions is a YouTube Partner but STILL WANTS YOUTUBERS TO GIVE HIM MONEY and DISGUISES HIS PAYPAL LINK BUTTON with a TinyURL link in his video description.

24. Jpizzle1122 aka ideoProductions is RIPPING OFF BlendTec WillitBlend by TAGGING the keywords WILL IT BLEND in order to GET MORE VIEWS AND SUBSCRIBERS from the BlendTech groupies.

25. Jpizzle1122 aka ideoProductions MICROWAVES A PREGNANCY TEST in the microwave oven but his YouTube KEYWORD TAGS ARE DISGUSTING like BABY GOOEY SPERM in order to GET MORE VIEWS.


July 20 2008

1. YourTubeAdvocate Host JohnReaganNumber1 says A YOUTUBER FILING A FALSE DMCA is ILLEGAL but JohnReaganNumber1 IS WRONG because IT IS NOT ILLEGAL nor IS IT AGAINST THE LAW.

2. YourTubeAdvocate Host JohnReaganNumber1 is a PRIME EXAMPLE of THE IDIOTS RUNNING YourTubeAdvocate by putting out FALSE INFORMATION that FILING A FALSE DMCA is against the law.

3. Filing a FALSE DMCA takedown notice HAS NEVER EVER SENT ANYBODY TO JAIL because there are ABSOLUTELY NO COURTS WILLING TO SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS on DMCA FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS.

4. Filing FALSE DMCAs will CONTINUE TO FLOOD YOUTUBE STAFF and YouTube Videos and YouTube Accounts will CONTINUE TO BE PULLED and NO LEGAL COURT ACTION WILL EVER BECOME OF IT.

5. FallOfAutumnDistro says that HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO BE IS IN HIS BEDROOM because THAT IS WHERE HE SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME meaning IT IS SAD THAT HE HAS NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUTUBE.

6. YouTube HAS A DMCA POLICY to REMOVE YOUTUBE VIDEOS when a DMCA claim is filed but whether the DMCA claim is FRAUDULANT OR NOT is in itself NOT ILLEGAL and IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW.

7. YouTubers have the MISCONCEPTION that if it is YouTube Policy then IT MUST BE LAW AND THEREFORE ILLEGAL which IS NOT THE CASE as in filing DMCAs DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT.

8. YouTube Staff wants YouTubers TO THINK THEY WILL GO TO JAIL IF THEY FILE A FALSE DMCA but to the contrary NOBODY WILL GO TO JAIL for FILING A DMCA because IT IS UNCONSTITUIONAL.

9. YouTubers who think FILING A FALSE DMCA is ILLEGAL are STUPID and IGNORANT about THE LAW ON THE BOOKS and DISTIGUISHING IT from YOUTUBE'S OWN POLICY about filing false DMCAs.

10. YouTubers CANNOT NAME ANOTHER YOUTUBER who has GONE TO JAIL because they FILED A FALSE DMCA because IT DOES NOT HAPPEN and WILL NEVER HAPPEN and is just a POLICY BY YOUTUBE.

11. DMCAs DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT is a LEGAL DOCUMENT ONLY IN THE UNITED STATES and HAS NO REVELANCE TO OTHER COUNTRIES like Canadians or British WHO FILE FALSE DMCAs.

12. YouTube Staff CAN BE SUED FOR COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL ON THEIR SERVERS but SOMEBODY WHO DMCAs ANOTHER YOUTUBER HAS TO GO AFTER YOUTUBE and NOT THE INDIVIDUAL YOUTUBER they DMCA'd.

13. YouTubers ARE IGNORANT and DO NOT KNOW that DMCA HAS BEEN USED AND ABUSED and IS FOR COPYRIGHT HOLDER CLAIMS and IS NOT FOR ANOTHER YOUTUBER DROPPING DOX or PERSONAL INFORMATION.

14. DMCAs DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT is for PEOPLE STEALING COPYRIGHTED CONTENT and IS NOT FOR YOUTUBERS REVEALING PRIVATE INFORMATION or DISAGREEING WITH A YOUTUBE HATER.

15. YouTubers who THREATEN TO SUE OTHER YouTubers over a FALSE DMCA filing are just TALKING THROUGH THEIR ASSES because in reality THE UNITED STATES COURTS DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

16. DMCAs DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT was made for HUGE MEDIA CONTENT CORPORATIONS to FILE LAWSUIT DAMAGES for ILLEGAL DISTRIBUTION such as the VIACOM V.S. YOUTUBE LAWSUIT.

17. DCMAs CANNOT BE FILED for FIRST ADMENDMENT FREE SPEECH or the FAIR USE POLICY or A PARODY VIDEO or HATE SPEECH or an OPINIONATED VLOGGER but FALSE DMCAs MAY BE FILED anyway.

18. FallOfAutumnDistro says on BlogTV that CharlieIsSoCoolLike FAN GIRLS are SPLITTING THE FiveAwesomeGuys APART because the other 4 DO NOT HAVE FAN GIRLS like CharlieIsSoCoolLike.

19. FallOfAutumnDistro says on BlogTV that HE IS A MULTIMEDIA NERDFIGHTER meaning HE IS NOT EXCLUSIVE TO JUST TheDiamondFactory Danny Diamond's dick but also the VlogBrothers' dicks.

20. FallOfAutumnDistro says on BlogTV that HE REALLY IS NOT A Nerdfighter because HE NEVER MADE A Nerdfighter song and he has NEVER BANGED OR EVEN MET ANY OF THE FiveAwesomeGirls.

21. FallOfAutumnDistro LIKES NAME DROPPING and KISSES ASS to WhatTheBuckShow and CharlieIsSoCoolLike and LisaNova more than other YouTubers to TRY TO GET MORE YOUTUBERS to WATCH HIM.

22. FallOfAutumnDistro WHORES BlogTV by keep reminding YouTubers to BUY HIS BOOK and IF YOU WANT TO BE A NICE YOUTUBE WHORE then YOU MUST KISS ALOT OF ASS IN THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY.

23. FallOfAutumnDistro says on BlogTV that HE WANTS TO WHORE HIMSELF and do a REMAKE of an old Boh3m3 video meaning he wants to SPONGE AND SNATCH Boh3m3's SUBSCRIBERS but Boh3m3 DOES NOT LIKE HIM IN REAL LIFE IRL.

24. FallOfAutumnDistro says on BlogTV that HE IS VERY GOOD AT NETWORKING and MAKING THINGS HAPPEN ON YOUTUBE meaning FallOfAutumnDistro LOVES TO WHORE HIMSELF on YouTube.

25. FallOfAutumnDistro says on BlogTV that HE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN HIS SMALL TOWN in Illinois WHO IS ON YouTube because HE HAS NEVER BEEN RECOGNIZED IN REAL LIFE as a YouTube Whore.


July 21 2008

1. DudeNeedaEaseOnUp says A CREEPY PEDOPHILE MAN WAS HITTING ON HIM meaning DudeNeedaEaseOnUp needs to STOP ACTING LIKE A FAGGOT and STOP using a FLAT IRON HAIR STRAIGHTENER.

2. PERMABAN CaseyNunez TheDramaTube ThePsychoHurricane says HE PUT VOODOO ON Roger TheBoringDispatcher (PERMABAN TheDispatcher) by SAYING HE WAS GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIE and Roger DID the next week.

3. XxGamingMazterxX (PERMABAN GamingMazter) is a boy under the age of 13 years old on YouTube and has been suspended before but decides to DANCE on his HOW TO BE A UFC Fighter video.

4. JohnnyBoyXO who is a 17 year old transsexual who says that HOMOPHOBIA IS NO DIFFERENT THAN RACISM meaning if you are a BLACK LESBIAN WOMAN then YOU ARE LITERALLY DOUBLE FUCKED.

5. ForFun808 has a YouTube video titled THE 12 FUCK YOU VIACOM which is 10 days late in JUMPING ON THE ANTI-VIACOM bandwagon and he MONETIZED HIS VIDEO making HIMSELF A HYPOCRITE.

6. MattG124 has a blog on blogspot called 1MattG2Goats 1 MattG 2 Goats meaning Canadians must have fun fooling around with their goats and MattG124 has 2 of them he plays with.

7. MoneyHouse has a NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL called PrisonOfScientology because SCIENTOLOGISTS HAVE FOUND HIS MoneyHouse Account on YouTube so he will be posting all of his videos there.

8. FLuffeeTalks says he CRUSHED HIS FINGER and then talks about OTHER PAINFUL HAND MUTILATION STORIES meaning Canadians will TALK ABOUT ANYTHING in order to get 30,000 SUBSCRIBERS.

9. OmgOctopus does not know IF SHE IS AN EMO BOY OR AN EMO GIRL but she does love Skype so she can talk about an AMERICAN SMELLY BIG RAT named CHUCK E. CHEESE who sings and dances.

10. TheRockinVloggers Channel LineUp Sunday Benjy1416 Monday KaylasNotGrey Tuesday RawrGabbie Wednesday LCSsings Thursday JusteenBean Friday RockinBlueWit Saturday The707Juveniles

11. ForFun808 says VIACOM THINKS THEY OWN EVERYTHING meaning ALMOST EVERYTHING like Paramount Pictures DreamWorks CBS CW WB UPN MTV VH1 BET CMT COMEDY CENTRAL NICKELODEON SHOWTIME.

12. ForFun808 says VIACOM STEALS OTHER PEOPLE'S MATERIAL FOR THEIR OWN SHOWS BUT PEOPLE CANNOT STEAL THEIR MATERIAL meaning VIACOM can steal because NOBODY WILL STAND UP TO THEM.

13. ForFun808 says VIACOM DOES NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO YOUTUBER'S PRIVACY meaning only YouTube Staff and the THOUSANDS of DoubleClick Ad Agency Partners can have that information.

14. ForFun808 says YOUTUBE IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR HAVING VIACOM VIDEOS ON THEIR SERVERS meaning ForFun808 has just became THE STUPIDEST YOUTUBER ON THE WHOLE DAMN INTERWEBS.

15. ForFun808 says VIACOM SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT MILLIONS OF YOUTUBERS ARE WATCHING THEIR VIDEOS FOR FREE meaning YouTube and Google have been POCKETING the revenue from these videos.

16. ForFun808 says VIACOM FILES FALSE DMCAs TAKE DOWN NOTICES ON YOUTUBE AND FOR YOUTUBERS TO FILE COUNTER NOTICES meaning YouTubers will be giving VIACOM their personal information when they counter file.

17. ForFun808 says VIACOM SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUTUBERS WATCHING THEIR VIDEOS OR THEY WON'T WATCH THEM meaning it is OK for YouTubers to watch COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT VIDEOS on YouTube.

18. ForFun808 says NOBODY KNEW WHO VIACOM WAS UNTIL THEY SUED YOUTUBE meaning ForFun808 must have never owned a TV or gone to the movies if he never heard of VIACOM before this.

19. ForFun808 says JUDGE LOUIS STANTON IS A STUPID ASS FOR GIVING VIACOM PRIVATE INFORMATION ABOUT YOUTUBERS meaning only Google and Microsoft and your ISP INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER can have your PRIVATE INFORMATION.

20. ForFun808 says JUDGE LOUIS STANTON GAVE VIACOM THE OK TO GET ALL THE IP ADDRESSES FROM YOUTUBERS meaning only the websites you go to can have your IP ADDRESS and cookies file.

21. ForFun808 says VIACOM IS A BUNCH OF STUPID UPTIGHT DOUCHE FAGS WHO SHOULD UPLOAD THEIR OWN VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE meaning VIACOM should ask YouTubers to RATE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE too.

22. ForFun808 says VIACOM IS MAKING THEMSELVES LOOK BAD WITH POOR MARKETING DECISIONS meaning VIACOM needs to hurry up and get the 1 billion dollars from Google to buy more companies.

23. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM and almost always starts their VIDEO TITLES WITH THE KEYWORD SEXY with the BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURE to go with it in order to get over 200,000 VIEWS.

24. iJustine GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a JELLYFISH that LOOKS LIKE A BRA THUMBNAIL PICTURE with the video keyword title FAKE BREASTS WASHING ON SHORE for 100,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

25. HotForWords GAMES THE SYSTEM with a WOMAN AND MAN HAVING SEX THUMBNAIL PICTURE and the YouTube video sexual keyword title THE BIRDS AND THE BEES for 50,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.


July 22 2008

1. LisaNova has a YouTube video titled YOUTUBE CELEBRITY GUESTS on BlogTV like DaveDays and CharlesTrippy and sXePhil who are all well known for GAMING THE SYSTEM with Breast Thumbnails and SPAM BOTS like Friend Bots and Subscriber Bots.

2. FallOfAutumnDistro DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT YOUTUBE HISTORY because he GOT INVOLVED IN THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY ONLY 12 MONTHS AGO last Summer in 2007 which was 6 months AFTER UTubeDrama Channel owned by Trevor Rieger was already SUSPENDED.

3. FallOfAutumnDistro WAS NOT AROUND ON YouTube in 2006 and so everything he has been told about the YouTube Community and the YT Underground and vloggers back then IS ALL HEARSAY.

4. FallOfAutumnDistro TRIES TO BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE on YouTube and TRIES TO FIT IN EVERYBODY'S LITTLE CLIQUES when in reality HE IS IN HIS OWN LITTLE YOUTUBE CLIQUE ALL BY HIMSELF.

5. FallOfAutumnDistro is LATE IN THE GAME and is a n00b when it comes to trying to WRITE A BOOK about HOW TO GET FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE and about The YouTube Community as a whole.

6. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON otherwise you would see THOUSANDS of YouTube Subscriber Fans going to MEET THESE SAME YOUTUBERS IN PERSON at these YouTube Gatherings but in reality only less than 100 show up.

7. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON otherwise the CELEBRITY TABLOID NEWSPAPERS and the PAPARAZZIs would be DYING TO SNAP PHOTOS and REQUEST INTERVIEWS for their trade publications.

8. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON otherwise they would be STARRING IN MOVIES or IN TV SERIES and NOT BE KISSING ASS to INDEPENDENT HEAD HUNTERS and Talent Agencies who is ONLY IN IT FOR THEMSELVES.

9. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON otherwise THEY WOULD HAVE MOST OF THEIR SUBSCRIBER BASE WATCHING THEIR VIDEOS and NOT JUST A FRACTION which is USUALLY LESS THAN 10 PERCENT.

10. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON otherwise they should have MILLIONS of Subscribers after 2 years of WHORING YOUTUBE and not just TENS OF THOUSANDS of INACTIVE GHOST ACCOUNTS.

11. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON just because IanCrossland Crossmack appeared in an ORBIT GUM COMMERCIAL which HE THINKS IS A STEP UP from YouTube is NOT SAYING VERY MUCH AT ALL.

12. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON just because CharlesTrippy was on an Internet Millionaire show by Joel Comm WOULD NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY on a TELEVISION REALITY SHOW.

13. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON just because SMPFilms Mr. Safety Cory Williams is on a little independent cable show on DirectTV which HAS BEEN LOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS in STOCK VALUE.

14. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON just because beautiful talented actress LittleLoca host Stevie Ryan was on the CW Network and the Online Nation ratings didn't get above 1 MILLION WEEKLY VIEWERS and UNFORTUNATELY got AXED within the first 6 weeks.

15. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON just because Renetto FAILED to get his own hosting gig with THE HISTORY CHANNEL and other TELEVISION PILOTS that are on the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR.

16. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON just because LisaNova worked in a handful of MAD TV episodes and then FOX DROPPED HER from the network means HER YOUTUBE CELEBRITY STATUS FAILED.

17. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON because a REAL CELEBRITY like Britney Spears who gets in trouble BECOMES MORE FAMOUS where as a YouTube Celebrity Channel would GET SUSPENDED.

18. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON because MOST OF THEM DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY but yet everytime they upload a video they want you to RATE COMMENT SUBSCRIBE.

19. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON because THE MOST SUBSCRIBED YOUTUBERS are STILL LIVING MONTH TO MONTH on their REGULAR PAYCHECKS and THEIR SUPPLEMENTAL GOOGLE ADSENSE CHECKS.

20. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON because THE AVERAGE PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY and the ones who have think YouTube Celebrities are Miley Cyrus and SouljaBoy.

21. YouTube Celebrities are YouTubers WHO THINK they have CELEBRITY STATUS just because THEY HAVE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF GHOST ACCOUNTS that have been INACTIVE for 2 YEARS on YouTube.

22. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON itself just like American Idol Contestants who are FAILING TO SELL RECORDS and Survivor Reality TV Stars who are LONG AGO FORGOTTEN.

23. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON because THE AVERAGE PERSON thinks it is a DOG ON A SKATEBOARD or ItsChrisCrocker CRYING or A FAKE 19 YEAR OLD VLOGGER named Bree on LonelyGirl15.

24. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON because YOU DO NOT BECOME A CELEBRITY by SIMPLY UPLOADING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE that is why not even LonelyGirl15 herself IS A MOVIE ACTRESS.

25. YouTube Celebrity is an OXYMORON because if you survey 100 random people in your local mall and ask them to name them a person from YouTube you will NOT GET AN ANSWER.


July 23 2008

1. TylerOakley a COLLEGE GAY MAN has a YouTube video title ABSOLUTELY NO INCEST ALLOWED where he questions if INCEST is BAD while acting like he is talking to LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD BOYS.

2. FiveAwesomeGuys host CharlieIsSoCoolLike says after he got off of BlogTV and another FiveAwesomeGuys YouTuber took over that HUNDREDS OF CharlieIsSoCoolLike FAN GIRLS LEFT the BlogTV Chatroom.

3. RepresentativePress IS STILL NOT ON THE YOUTUBE PARTNER LIST AFTER 5 MONTHS because RepresentativePress believes 911 was AN INSIDE JOB DONE BY A RIGHTWING REPUBLICAN CONSPIRACY.

4. sXePhil looks like HE HAS GAINED 20 POUNDS making his flipflop Hussein Obama T-Shirt look 20 POUNDS FATTER in the face while he was at CityWalkHollywood in Los Angeles, California.

5. SupaDupaFlyGirl NEEDS FOOD TO EAT NOW because SHE IS CURRENTLY LIVING OFF OF TOP RAMON NOODLES which IS NOT HEALTHY for a Super Hero YouTuber who calls herself Supa Dupa Fly Girl.

6. FiveAwesomeGuys host CharlieIsSoCoolLike says HE DOES NOT LOVE Nerimon ANYMORE because Nerimon GOT JEALOUS that GIRLS LOVE CharlieIsSoCoolLike and ONLY COME TO BlogTV to WATCH HIM.

7. FiveAwesomeGuys host Nerimon says EVERYBODY SHOULD WATCH ALL OF THE FiveAwesomeGuys and NOT JUST CharlieIsSoCoolLike meaning just log into BlogTV and PRETEND TO WATCH THE OTHERS.

8. FiveAwesomeGuys host CharlieIsSoCoolLike does PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENTS for HERSHEY'S and NINTENDO which are both well known HUGE SPONSORS of Google and YouTube.

9. VenetianPrincess wants YouTubers to SUBSCRIBE to her SECONDARY YOUTUBE CHANNEL which is SkyDiamondz and it is BASICALLY A DUMPING GROUND FOR HER GOOFY LEFT OVER SCRAP CLIPS.

10. VenetianPrincess just created HER OWN BLOGTV WEBSITE called VponBlogTv.com meaning she has a page on BlogTV but then also CONFUSES YOUTUBERS by putting BlogTV in her domain name.

11. iJustine HAS FOUND A NEW JOB MAKING BLUE COTTON CANDY but SHE WAS FIRED ON THE FIRST DAY because it looked like BLUE COTTON CANDY ON CRACK which DID NOT look like a tasty snack.

12. TheComputerNerd01 says HE DOES NOT TAKE DRUGS before he makes his YouTube videos but that he MAKES ENERGY DRINKS and that is the reason why he is so hyper in his videos like FRED.

13. HotForWords GAMES THE SYSTEM with a PANTIES THUMBNAIL PICTURE with the YouTube video title WEDGIE and the description says BE MY TEACHER'S PET for 210,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

14. CapnOAwesome says THE BIGGEST LIE EVER TOLD IS THAT PRAYER IS BANNED IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS and is a LYING PROPAGANDIST PIECE OF BULLSHIT but you cannot be FORCED TO PRAY IN SCHOOLS.

15. LoveBScott interviews Eva Marcille aka Eva Marcelle Pigford who was the WINNER of America's Next Top Model Season 3 and is now a Soap Opera actress on The Young and the Restless.

16. AsaTheComic SELLS OUT TO MTV OWNED BY VIACOM WHO IS SUING YOUTUBE and wants YouTubers to VOTE FOR HIS VIDEO so he can get a 15 MINUTE SPOT and to BUY HIS T-SHIRTS on CAFEPRESS.

17. AsaTheComic says FRED and sXePhil WILL NOT ACCEPT HIS YOUTUBE VIDEO RESPONSES but WhatTheBuckShow will and HE WAS NOT EVEN INVITED to the California YouTube Gathering AS AN USHER.

18. RallisP says he is a sophomore at the School of Visual Arts in New York City and majoring in Film and Video but if he is going to get anywhere he needs to STOP BEING SO BORING.

19. RallisP who has his own Peter Rallis Productions company does YouTube videos on MOVIE REVIEWS but he really needs to hire a SPEECH THERAPIST so he can get rid of that GAY LISP.

20. AndrewBravener tries to get that EMO HAIR DO going on his head but his latest YouTube video looks like HE NEVER WASHED IT and so it turned out to be a SupRicky06 HAIR DO.

21. SwiftKarateChop creates A NEW WORD called SKITLOG which is A VLOG HIDDEN IN RANDOMNESS AND FUNNIES but this HAIRY EMO Alabama College Boy is MISSING THE FUNNIES part in his videos.

22. CorporalCadet in his YouTube video title TODAY AT SCHOOL is SO HYPERACTIVE that THIS 17 YEAR OLD TEENAGER NEEDS TO TAKE HIS MEDS before THE MEN IN WHITE COATS comes to get him.

23. DavidSpates says he is an actor writer and part time SUPER HERO and has a YouTube Channel Partner Banner that says HELP ME GET MY COMEDY MADE meaning HE CANNOT MAKE THEM HIMSELF.

24. Fronk2107 aka Fronk N Dego FND FNDfilms.com says they are both studying Film at Columbia College Chicago but after watching their videos THEY NEED TO QUICKLY TRANSFER COLLEGES.

25. TheRoandCoShow aka The Ro and Co Show with Hannah Montana actor Cody Linley and actor Roshon Fegan from Camp Rock both from The Disney Channel so far has 8,500 YouTube subscribers.


July 24 2008

1. iSeeHaters LEAVES BlogTV! iSeeHaters had his FIRST AND LAST LIVE INTERNET BLOG SHOW or VLOG SHOW because ONLY 2 PEOPLE SHOWED UP TO WATCH HIM BLOG meaning BlogTV is NOT STABLE.

2. UpDownMostly says YouTube DOES NOT CARE HOW VIEWS GET GENERATED if it is a GOOD or BAD video like on PEDOPHILIA just as long as YouTube and Google ARE GENERATING REVENUE.

3. Renetto says he is going to start a YouTube Channel about DMCAs DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT but this is just ANOTHER FALSE PROJECT Renetto IS TRYING TO ORGANIZE ON YOUTUBE.

4. HappySlip and sXePhil and WhatTheBuckShow all have EXCUSES why they TAKE DOWN A VIDEO AND THEN REUPLOAD IT but the REAL REASON IS BECAUSE THEIR FIRST VIDEO DIDN'T GET ENOUGH VIEWS.

5. FiveAwesomeDrunks ARE TOO DRUNK TO VLOG! Since GNR1234 has left SHIT HAS ROLLED DOWN HILL creating MULTITUDES OF PROBLEMS AND ARGUMENTS for the FiveAwesomeDrunks YouTube Channel.

6. Renetto LIED when he FILED A COUNTER DMCA by saying that HE CONSULTED LEGAL COUNSEL WHICH HE HIMSELF SAID THAT HE DID NOT meaning HE HIMSELF COMMITTED PERJURY.

7. Renetto says HE WAS PRAYING THAT THE POKEMAN CORPORATION WOULD SUE HIM when he filed his COUNTER CLAIM meaning HE WAS HOPING TO MAKE SOME MONEY and FAME from the countersuit.

8. Renetto says SOMEBODY FILED A FALSE DMCA AGAINST HIM for the BLACKFACE VIDEO but THERE WAS NO FALSE DMCA FILED AGAINST HIM BECAUSE Renetto'S VIDEO WAS PUT ON PRIVATE BY HIM.

9. Renetto says filing a FALSE DMCA IS PERJURY but what Renetto IS TOO STUPID TO REALIZE is YouTube IS NOT IN THE LEGAL BUSINESS and COULD CARE LESS if the DMCA is FALSE or NOT.

10. Renetto says the black lady will create a video and Renetto will upload it on his channel talking about the BLACKFACE VIDEO which is ANOTHER Renetto DRAMA THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

11. UpDownMostly says YahwehClan is EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSED and it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS when UpDownMostly calls them TROLLS but in fact THEY ARE TROLLS AND THEY ARE IDIOTS aka EDiots.

12. UpDownMostly says Renetto called him on the phone for an hour to TALK ABOUT THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY and that the MODEL TO BE SUCCESSFUL ON YOUTUBE is to GET VIEWS AND SUBSCRIBERS.

13. UpDownMostly says Renetto wants to create a VIDEO SHARING WEBSITE with the COMMUNITY AS THE FOUNDATION and NOT about AD REVENUE or a BIG DISTRIBUTION CENTER or a BIG TV STATION.

14. UpDownMostly says Renetto wants to have a VIDEO SHARING WEBSITE that PROTECTS CHILDREN from CYBERSTALKERS and TROLLS and PEDOPHILES unlike what happens everyday on YouTube.

15. FactCheck.org YouTube Video is a current SPOTLIGHT FEATURE ON YOUTUBE but FactCheck has been CRITICIZED NUMEROUS TIMES for ERRORS IN THEIR POLITICAL STORIES that were NOT FACT.

16. TrueBlueAustralian WANTS the next YourTubeAdvocate Host to NOT BE AN AMERICAN or COMING FROM NORTH AMERICA especially considering the latest video is titled 12.4 SEGREGATION.

17. YourTubeAdvocate Host JohnReaganNumber1 says YouTube is SEGREGATED BY COUNTRIES where there is a GLOBAL YOUTUBE and then YouTube for countries like Canada and UK and Australia.

18. YourTubeAdvocate Host JohnReaganNumber1 LOSES HIS $278 GLASSES while VLOGGING IN THE WATER because he was demanding YouTube to add an ARTS AND POETRY CATEGORY for LIBERAL STUDIES.

19. YourTubeAdvocate Host JohnReaganNumber1 says VLOGGERS MADE YOUTUBE and that YouTube should HAVE A NEW CATEGORY FOR THE COMMERCIALIZE YOUTUBE Channels like Sony BMG and Universal.

20. Magibon MRirian GAMES THE AUTOREFRESH SYSTEM AGAIN with her FAKE JAPANESE WEEBO SPEAKING 34 SECOND YOUTUBE VIDEO TALKING ABOUT NOTHING AGAIN for 120,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

21. FiveAwesomeDrunks Host MeanBlackDude says HE IS LEAVING FiveAwesomeDrunks because he is TIRED OF COLLABS and WORKS 80 HOURS A WEEK IRL and had a recent YouTube Gathering DISASTER.

22. FiveAwesomeDrunks Host MeanBlackDude says YouTube has FEATURED HIM ON THE FRONT PAGE 1 TIME and 2 SPOTLIGHT VIDEOS meaning his YouTube Staff Editor friend BigJoeSmith FEATURED HIM.

23. FiveAwesomeDrunks Hosts ElectroJed and CinderFNRella says the other FiveAwesomeDrunks such as GimmeaBreakMan ARE NOT DOING THEIR OBLIGATIONS BY POSTING COMMENTS ON THEIR VIDEOS.

24. FiveAwesomeDrunks Hosts ElectroJed had GimmeaBreakMan HATERS in his previous FiveAwesomeDrunks video causing GimmeaBreakMan to question MikeSkehan and LeafDude about all the HATE.

25. FiveAwesomeDrunks Host GimmeaBreakMan FINALLY uploads his video after SEVERAL WEEKS which is NO EXCUSE just because the FiveAwesomeDrunks Channel is GOING DOWN THE TUBES FAST.


July 25 2008

1. MovieNutz (Permaban MrDoodyHead2) KIDNAPS HIS GIRLFRIEND K80Blog and TORTURES HER in his YouTube video making ThebDonski comment that THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST YOUTUBE VIDEOS HE HAS EVER SEEN.

2. Achampag SPENT 50 CENTS PER MINUTE for OVER 1 HOUR to HAVE PHONE SEX WITH PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 and WpgPeanut meaning NEXT TIME Achampag decides to have a THREESOME PHONE SEX make sure it is FREE.

3. FallOfAutumnDistro with 8,471 SUBSCRIBERS PASSES UP GimmeaBreakMan with 8,434 SUBSCRIBERS meaning these 2 CLOWNS OF YOUTUBE sadly share many of the same INACTIVE GHOST ACCOUNTS together.

4. AskCarrieLee says SHE HAS MADE $200 in the 7 months she has been a YouTube Partner meaning AFTER TAXES SHE WILL HAVE MADE $130 in 7 months which IS ALMOST $20 EVERY MONTH.

5. Bnessel1973 says YouTube IS GOING TO STEAL ALL OF HIS REVENUE HE IS SUPPOSE TO GET FROM THEM just because Google Adsense REQUIRES that YouTube Partners are suppose to get a PIN PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER.

6. Anakin1814 says HE HAS A YOUTUBE CLONE called Anakin1418 that HAS BEEN LEAVING HATE MESSAGES on YouTube videos and WANTS YOUTUBERS TO TRY TO GET THIS YouTube Channel SUSPENDED.

7. AskCarrieLee says Non-Partners DO NOT LIKE CLICKING ON YouTube Partner Channels because their AUTOPLAY FEATURED VIDEOS AUTOMATICALLY PLAYS and IT IS ANNOYING and DISTRACTING.

8. AskCarrieLee says Adsense Revenue is that YouTube Partners get paid 33% of what the advertisers pay YouTube for side ads and 50% for in video ads meaning DO NOT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.

9. Bnessel1973 says he does videos FOR FUN but HE WANTS HIS MONEY HE HAS MADE so HE CAN SPEND IT TO GO TO 888 YouTube Toronto Gathering so he can WHORE TOGETHER WITH OTHER WHORES.

10. Bnessel1973 says he DID NOT KNOW HE NEEDED A PERSONAL IDENTIFICATION NUMBER PIN in order to COLLECT HIS THOUSANDS OF PENNIES he has made in the 6 months being a YouTube Partner.

11. AndyMcGaffigan says MyRealityBytes IS A LAUGHABLE IDIOT for THROWING AWAY MONEY to HER ATTORNEY for a DMCA counterclaim on this QUASI RETARDED YOUTUBE FLAME WAR with GregSolomon.

12. AndyMcGaffigan says MyRealityBytes IS CURRENTLY SUING THE MOST BORING MAN ON THE INTERNET GregSolomon for HURTING HER E-FEELINGS when he provided a FALSE DMCA to remove her video.

13. AndyMcGaffigan says GregSolomon IS MORE BORING THAN CHURCH and CNBC and PUBLIC RADIO PUT TOGETHER and IS CONSUMING OXYGEN AND EXPELLING CARBON DIOXIDE as a DEATH VIDEO MEMORIAL RERUNS for his grandkids to watch.

14. AndyMcGaffigan says MyRealityBytes SUING YOUTUBERS like GregSolomon OVER VLOG WARS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER while YOUTUBERS WATCH HER VIDEOS JUST TO LAUGH AND MOCK HER.

15. ClipCritics GAMES THE SYSTEM with a WOMAN BIKINI THUMBNAIL PICTURE with the YouTube video tags HOT CHICK BOOBS WINDOWS VISTA CHRISTIAN BALE DARK KNIGHT BATMAN for 50,000 VIEWS.

16. CharlieIsSoCoolLike wants YouTubers to attend the DAVID YOUTUBE GATHERING on August 1, 2008 at 12 NOON SHARP in Leicester Square in London and BITCHY Nerimon IS NOT INVITED.

17. CharlieIsSoCoolLike says HE IS GAY AND HAS A SECRET MANCRUSH ON DAVID meaning THOUSANDS OF CharlieIsSoCoolLike FAN GIRLS ARE NOW DISAPPOINTED that Charlie is a CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL.

18. AirricksReloaded says he wants ALL YOUTUBERS to SIGN UP for his website called VIEWTUBERS viewtubers.ning.com where HE WILL BE JUDGE AND JURY on WHOEVER POSTS ON HIS WEBSITE.

19. AirricksReloaded says he has a CELL PHONE where YOU CAN CALL HIM at 757-343-2272 meaning ANY BOYS WHO LIKES WATCHING HIS NAKED VLOGS ON XTube can RING HIS BELL DING A LING A LING.

20. iJustine does a PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENT YOUTUBE SPONSOR for the Apple iPhone in her YouTube video title FINALLY GOT AN IPHONE for 25,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.

21. SupaDupaFlyGirl does a PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENT for SKY MALL MAGAZINE meaning YouTubers have BROUGHT YOUTUBE TO A NEW LOW by making videos about AIRPLANE TUPPERWARE MAGAZINE PRODUCTS.

22. SupaDupaFlyGirl says she PRIVATED 40 OF HER VIDEOS showing the DIRTY DANCING SIDE OF HER meaning SHE GOT RID OF HER YOUTUBE SOFT PORN DANCING VIDEOS so she can BECOME A YOUTUBE PARTNER.

23. AsaTheComic ASA THIBODAUX PRODUCTIONS HAS 20,000 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS since he started 8 MONTHS AGO while his YouTube Comic competitor DejuanP only has half with 10,000 SUBSCRIBERS.

24. TheYoungTurks says YouTubers SHOULD VOTE FOR HUSSEIN OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT meaning Hussein Obama is TURKEY AND IRAN'S BEST FRIEND and a FRIEND OF IRAN IS A FRIEND OF THE DEMOCRATS.

25. TheAmazingAtheist says WE LIVE IN A CULTURE OF DREAMS IN AMERICA like when MUSLIMS ATTACKED THE WORLD TRADE CENTER and then their MUSLIM MOSQUES got attacked out of revenge.


July 26 2008

1. Phantom409 says on Phantom409.com that GimmeaBreakMan IS A HYPOCRITE when he TAKES SIDES OF THE MOST POPULAR YOUTUBERS ONLY IF IT SERVES HIS OWN PURPOSE and his OWN AGENDA.

2. NigaHiga Production by Ryan Higa and Sean Fujiyoshi have made it from YouTube to THE BIG TIMES by starring in their own LOW BUDGET DARK HORROR COMEDY FLICK which DOES NOT SAY ALOT.

3. YUPchannel has a YouTube video title SMPFilms Mr. Safety Cory Williams SHUTS DOWN VIACOM showing an animated VIACOM building GETTING BLOWN UP while Renetto gives that same disturbing video a 5 STAR RATING.

4. Zipster08 is rumored to have done the DEAD GAY BOYFRIEND VISITS ME WITH POST-IT NOTES YouTube video in order to ENTER THE $10,000 YOUTUBE PostItNotes Channel SHORT VIDEO CONTEST.

5. MovieNutz (Permaban MrDoodyHead2) says K80Blog GIVES GREAT HEAD but DOES NOT SWALLOW meaning Permaban MrDoodyHead2 CHEATED ON HIS WIFE who has a 6 year old daughter by him.

6. NigaHiga HAS NEVER BEEN A YOUTUBE PARTNER because they are produced by Zemrak and Pirkle Productions in Danville, California contact Derek Zemrak ZemrakPirkle@aol.com 925-552-1499

7. NigaHiga Producer Derek Zemrak is married to Japanese woman named Kaori Sakamoto and Derek Zemrak is known in the INDEPENDENT HORROR FLICK MOVIE INDUSTRY as THE KING OF BAD MOVIES.

8. FallOfAutumnDistro SELFISHLY and GREEDILY WHORES HIS OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL AUTOPLAY by FEATURING HIS OWN EMO and LisaNova VIDEOS off and on for 8 MONTHS to get that YOUTUBE CHECK.

9. FallOfAutumnDistro SELFISHLY and GREEDILY WHORES HIS OWN VIDEOS on his AUTOPLAY in order to MAKE HIM MONEY while GimmeaBreakMan WILL NEVER AUTOPLAY HIS OWN VIDEOS to make money.

10. FallOfAutumnDistro uses his YOUTUBE EMO ICON and his EMO VIDEOS to ATTRACT TEENAGERS TO SUBSCRIBE meaning putting HIS OWN FACE on his ICON CHANNEL SLOWS DOWN HIS SUBSCRIBER COUNT.

11. Zipster08 says his GAY PARTNER TIM who died November 20, 2007 from asbestos related cancer IS NOW A GHOST and HAUNTS Zipster08 by placing old POST-IT NOTES around his house.

12. Zipster08 says his YouTube Zipster08 character is an EXTENSION OF HIMSELF meaning HE IS DOING HIS VIDEOS FOR VIEWS like BELIEVING IN HIS GAY BOYFRIEND TIM WHO DIED AND IS A GHOST.

13. Phantom409 says on his website that PERMABAN MikeSkehan CAUGHT UP ON HIS CHILD SUPPORT ONLY when his ex-wife put out a YouTube video about him missing past child support payments.

14. Phantom409 says on Phantom409.com that PERMABAN CaseyNunez TheDramaTube The Psycho Hurricane IS THE BIGGEST MOST RETARDED GUY WHO SPREADS HATE AND LIES with NO MERIT TO STAND ON.

15. Phantom409 says on Phantom409.com that Weatherman IS A CRACK HEAD WITH A CRIMINAL RECORD and EncyclopediaDramatica LIED when it says that Phantom409 is A CHILD MOLESTOR.

16. Jabazzy FINALLY BECOMES A YOUTUBE PARTNER SELL OUT WHORE so now she can LEGALLY FELLOWSHIP WITH THE OTHER PARTNER WHORES on YouTube while STILL WHORING BenRobot to all YouTube Partners.

17. Renetto wants TheMaskedAnalyst TO TAKE OFF THAT SILLY FUNNY LOOKING MASK OFF meaning IT IS OK for Renetto TO WEAR BLACKFACE but NOT OK FOR TheMaskedAnalyst TO WEAR A BLUE MASK.

18. Renetto wants TheMaskedAnalyst TO TAKE OFF HIS MASK but if he did then he COULD NOT BE CALLED TheMaskedAnalyst just like HE WOULD NOT BE Renetto IF HE TOOK OFF HIS BLACK GLASSES.

19. TheMaskedAnalyst TAKING OFF HIS MASK would be like UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger TAKING DOWN HIS FLAG and HelloRodney stop doing his trademark intro schtick saying THANK YOU FOR WATCHING MY VIDEO.

20. tlg847 Tom does a YOUTUBE PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT saying HE WILL VOTE FOR HUSSEIN OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT and he supports the YouTube Democrat Propaganda Channel 2008Conventions.

21. CapnOAwesome says THERE IS NO BAN ON STEM CELL RESEARCH just like THERE IS NO BAN ON TokenBlackChic giving out BLOW JOBS to YouTubers who are APATHETIC CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL ATHEISTS.

22. WalllOfWeird YouTube Gathering will be at Virginia Commonwealth University on Labor Day Weekend Saturday July 6, 2008 at Monroe Park in Richmond, Virginia and BRING A DONATION for THE WalllOfWeird E-BEGGAR FOUNDATION.

23. ThebDonski asks his sister LisaNova's music business partner DaveDays if he can have some of his 90,000 SUBSCRIBERS meaning HELP ME BECAUSE I AIN'T MAKING ANY MONEY ON YOUTUBE.

24. Atomicus5000 does a YOUTUBE WHORE COLLABORATION VIDEO with 123 YouTubers to STROKE Atomicus5000's OWN EGO and TO SPONGE SUBSCRIBERS off of the others as well as to GET MORE VIEWS.

25. HotForWords GAMES THE SYSTEM with a VAMPIRE WOMAN BITING THE NECK OF A MAN THUMBNAIL PICTURE and the YouTube title CARNAL RELATIONS for 150,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS.


July 27 2008

1. Collab Channels GAME THE SYSTEM ALL THE TIME by MAKING COMMENTS FROM THEIR OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL ACCOUNTS instead of logging into their collab channel to get on the MOST DISCUSSED.

2. MysterEy1 says YouTubers GO TO YOUTUBE GATHERINGS WITH NO PURPOSE but to meet other people WITHOUT HAVING ANY KIND OF FUTURE GOALS IN MIND THAT THEY WOULD LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH.

3. WhatTheBuckShow IS ONLY FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE FOR SPONGING OFF OF HOLLYWOOD TEENAGE CELEBRITIES and A+ SINGERS like Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and Jonas Brothers.

4. WhatTheBuckShow GETS HIS VIEWS AND SUBSCRIBERS by ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan and Jonas Brothers meaning HE IS NOTHING WITHOUT THEM.

5. JustinMazing says MeanBlackDude LEFT the FiveAwesomeDrunks BECAUSE JustinMazing told MeanBlackDude that he could STAY WITH HIM if MeanBlackDude went to the YouTube Gathering.

6. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM with the YouTube title HANNAH MONTANA BOYCOTT AND BRITNEY SPEARS IS HOT meaning WhatTheBuckShow talking about Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears WILL GET HIM VIEWS.

7. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM because whenever he talks about a HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITY IN THE NEWS people type these popular celebrities in the YouTube Search AND FIND HIS VIDEOS.

8. MysterEy1 former UtubiaPresident WANTS TO BE THE NEXT YourTubeAdvocate but that might not sit too well with his long time nemesis JustA11en who is the YourTubeAdvocate Channel owner.

9. MysterEy1 IS LEAVING Utubia and GOING BACK TO HIS ROOTS to PROMOTE THE SMALLER YOUTUBERS and he claims to HAVE MORE YOUTUBE PARTNER CHANNELS THAN ANYBODY ELSE ON YOUTUBE.

10. FiveAwesomeDrunks makes many videos and talks alot about the MEN on the FiveAwesomeDrunks Channel but out of the 5 YouTubers there is 1 YouTuber who IS A WOMAN named CinderFNRella.

11. CommunityChannel Natalie GAMES THE SYSTEM by titling her YouTube video I FUCKED YOUR MUM AND SHE LIKED IT with lyrics AGE DOES NOT MATTER for 250,000 VIEWS in 24 hours.

12. MakeMeBad35 GAMES THE SYSTEM by KEYWORD STUFFING his YouTube video title DRUG DEAL GONE BAD with the YouTube keyword tags JERK OFF BONER LAID DAVEYBOYZ I AM FRED.

13. JohnnyBoyXO GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a 17 SECOND YOUTUBE VIDEO title LA LA LA LA LA meaning all this TRANNY does is MUMBLE FOR 17 SECONDS for 600 COMMENTS in 24 HOURS.

14. TylerOakley says in his YouTube video descriptions to CHAT LIVE WITH HIM WHEN HE IS ONLINE meaning he thinks that STUPID YOUTUBERS may try to CHAT LIVE with him when he is OFFLINE.

15. CapnOAwesome has a YouTube video title HELP A WHITE CRACKER OUT but he is so close to the camera that his NOSTRILS ARE UNEVEN AND TERRIFYING the CHRISTIANS who WANT TO DEBATE HIM.

16. JustinMazing GAMES THE SYSTEM by SPAM COMMENTING on his own FiveAwesomeDrunks YouTube video by using his OWN JustinMazing ACCOUNT instead of the FiveAwesomeDrunks account.

17. JustinMazing TURNED HIS HEAD FROM SIDE TO SIDE OVER 157 TIMES ON CAMERA in his recent FiveAwesomeDrunks video meaning JustinMazing might be on SOMETHING MORE than just drinking.

18. FiveAwesomeGirls Kristina iTalkToSnakes HATES EDWARD CULLEN and will vote for TEAM JACOB his rival both who are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS in the Stephanie Meyer Twilight Series books.

19. PERMABAN TomSerson says HE HAS NEVER MADE A SOCK ACCOUNT on YouTube and has NEVER TALKED ON ONE and IS NOT A WEIRDO despite how many sock accounts PERMABAN MikeSkehan makes.

20. PERMABAN TomSerson says HE IS NOT A LOSER AND IS NOT INSANE and HE HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD ON YOUTUBE because ALL HE DOES IS POST VIDEOS AND MAKE COMMENTS and MAKE ENEMIES.

21. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN MyBoss IS THE CREEPIEST MOTHER FUCKER ON YOUTUBE and IS NOT A NICE PERSON and IS THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT ON YOUTUBE because HE IS A TROLL.

22. PERMABAN TomSerson says NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO PERMABAN MyBoss unless TomSerson gives him ATTENTION because PERMABAN TomSerson made PERMABAN MyBoss and VorkReturns VorkResurrected Vork4President LaneMergess .

23. PERMABAN TomSerson says Bally3x4 (PERMABAN Bally2x4) is GAY who THINKS HE IS A NAKED HOMO ALIEN who wears a mask while flexing his muscles and dancing around showing his butt.

24. PERMABAN TomSerson says TheBeeOBee HARRASSED PERMABAN RacerXWTFS WHATTHEFUCKS because she IS A TRANNY or TRANSSEXUAL JUST LIKE HARRASSING A BLACK PERSON BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOR.

25. PERMABAN TomSerson says HE FEELS BAD FOR PERMABAN TheRedSkull and TRIED TO HELP HIM THE BEST HE KNEW HOW but PERMABAN TheRedSkull WOULD NOT TAKE PERMABAN TomSerson's advice.


July 28 2008

1. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews HAS JUST REALIZED THAT YOUTUBE DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR USERS when VIACOM sent him a DMCA and YouTube REMOVED HIS VIDEO.

2. FilthyWhore CLOSES HER YOUTUBE ACCOUNT! FilthyWhore is now JacciJacciJacci but SHE IS STILL E-BEGGING and WHORING YouTubers to GIVE HER MONEY via PayPal Jaccijaccijacci@hotmail.com

3. TaraIsCrushed EXPOSED! TaraIsCrushed is in the Category of VLOGGER on her YouTube Channel but is REALLY AN ACTRESS NAMED Natalie Dickinson who STARS IN THE MOVIE titled CRUSHED.

4. PogoBat VIOLATES YOUTUBE PARTNER TOS TERMS OF SERVICE POLICY by TELLING YOUTUBERS TO COMMENT SPAM HIS VIDEO titled YOUTUBE COUNTING for 1,500 SPAM COMMENTS so far in 7 HOURS.

5. NewWarriorMan IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST WHORES ON YOUTUBE because NewWarriorMan recently made a YouTube video to show YouTubers that HIS NAME POPS UP WHEN HE TYPES IT IN Cuil Search.

6. TaraIsCrushed EXPOSED as actress Natalie Dickinson in the movie titled CRUSHED is a LOW BUDGET COMEDY HORROR FLICK that cost $70,000 TO PRODUCE and was filmed in Dallas, Texas.

7. TaraIsCrushed EXPOSED as actress Natalie Dickinson was also in at least 1 Episode of the FOX TV SHOW called PRISON BREAK and a LOW BUDGET film that made $20,000 called SOUL FLYERS.

8. TaraIsCrushed EXPOSED as actress Natalie Dickinson first came to YouTube right after the LonelyGirl15 was EXPOSED as a FAKE 15 YEAR OLD VLOGGER who was a 19 year old actress.

9. TaraIsCrushed YouTube Account Username shows the movie titled CRUSHED as the woman Tara played by Natalie Dickinson as being CRUSHED and SAD about her own love life gone bad.

10. INTERNET RIGGED DANCE BATTLE between MileyMandy singer Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux V.S. JonmChu ACDC Adam and Chu Dance Monday August 4, 2008 8PM FOX TEEN CHOICE AWARDS SHOW.

11. Pruane2Forever says in his video to FUCK THE HATERS meaning YouTubers describe him as an INBRED making HIS MOTHER HALF RAT AND HALF DUCK and HIS FATHER HALF TROLL and HALF SHARK.

12. PeeDeeFlo PDFlo Pedro D. Flores well known as THE 1 HIT WONDER video THE KINGS OF MYSPACE fame back in 2006 is EXCITED ABOUT WINNING A FORD FOCUS CAR THAT NOBODY WOULD BE CAUGHT DRIVING IN for the Microsoft Sync Your Life Contest on YouTube.

13. VenomFangX is BACK ON YOUTUBE and his latest YouTube video is titled HELL AND SATAN meaning there is a GOD IN HEAVEN and a SATAN IN HELL and YOUTUBERS who are STUCK IN PURGATORY.

14. JiaTV makes a 17 MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO about DOMESTIC VIOLENCE where she talks about helping an abused girl meaning HER TRIFLING ASS NEEDS TO DITCH THE ZERO AND GET WITH AN HERO.

15. NewWarriorMan says HE CAN FIND HIS NAME on Cuil Search website but not on the first 20 pages of Google's website meaning NewWarriorMan is NOT POPULAR ENOUGH for Google to care.

16. Renetto has a YouTube video titled THE WAR WITHIN talking about DMCA issues but out of the 380 COMMENTS for his video about 100 of them ARE SPAM COMMENTS from LUNATIC EdenMaze.

17. Renetto in his THE WAR WITHIN video talks about how YouTubers SHOULD NOT DMCA EACH OTHER and how FREE SPEECH IS IMPORTANT but then in his description he says DO NOT PROVE ME WRONG.

18. CharlieIsSoCoolLike puts out a 9 SECOND VIDEO on the FiveAwesomeGuys Channel that HE IS MAKING A PRIVATE YOUTUBE VIDEO making THE CharlieIsSoCoolLike CHARLIE FANGIRLS FURIOUS for 400 COMMENTS in 12 HOURS.

19. CharlesTrippy is SO GAY he wants TO KNOW HOW BIG IS YOUR WIENER meaning CharlesTrippy WANTS TO MEASURE HIS BUTT BUDDY ShayCarl's WIENER and COMPARE HIS HOTDOG IN A BUN TO HIS OWN.

20. TylerOakley says to STAY OUT OF HIS BEDROOM and HE WILL FUCK WHOEVER HE WANTS but if he wants YouTubers to STAY OUT OF HIS BEDROOM then all he has to do is TURN OFF HIS WEBCAM.

21. KevJumba STARTS COLLEGE NEXT MONTH meaning HE WILL HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUTUBE not like other YouTube college kids who STAY ALL DAY IN THEIR DORM to watch stupid YouTube videos.

22. Peron75 WhatTheBuckShow says HE HAD A NIGHTMARE AND DaveDays WAS IN IT but what is really the nightmare for all YouTubers was WATCHING DaveDays AND sXePhil SINGING TOGETHER.

23. Nalts has another disease besides his PROSOPAGNOSIA or FACE BLINDNESS and that is SPONDYLOLISTHESIS and a FRACTURED SACRUM meaning Nalts LOVES TO HURT HIMSELF like SMPFilms Mr. Safety Cory Williams does.

24. All of the Nerdfighter Girls and Gay Boys in England and in America can now watch the new 90 second HARRY POTTER TRAILER on YouTube titled HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE.

25. FiveAwesomeGirls Kristina iTalkToSnakes tells her EDWARD FANGIRLS TO NOT UNSUBSCRIBE FROM HER just because SHE HATES EDWARD CULLEN in the Stephanie Meyer Twilight Series books.


July 29 2008

1. YouTube Staff FUCKS UP YOUTUBE AGAIN by DECREASING THE FONT SIZE on the Profile pages so now NOBODY OVER THE AGE OF 65 YEARS OLD CAN READ ANY OF THOSE NASTY HATE CHANNEL COMMENTS.

2. Renetto HAS FINALLY FALLEN OFF OF THE TOP 100 MOST SUBSCRIBED LIST and HE WILL NEVER EVER BE IN THE TOP 100 EVER AGAIN and his YouTube Partner Ranking has FALLIN DOWN to NUMBER 89.

3. XGoBoBeanX DUMPED Spricket24 and is INTO AnythingSarcastic WHO IS 100% LESBIAN and XGoBoBeanX GOT AnythingSarcastic DRUNK AND TOOK FULL ADVANTAGE OF HER making her another VICTIM.

4. SMOSH SUSPENDED! Rumor has it that this was ALL A SET UP OR INSIDE JOB and TeylerJay was the person PROMOTING THE DMCA SUSPENSION telling Youbers to SEND HATE EMAILS TO YOUTUBE.

5. KatiesOpinion has nicknames for PENIS such as ding-a-ling schlong joystick pee pee ding dong pencil dick the magic stick hotdog sword but one that she forgot was GOOD FOR NOTHING.

6. SMOSH REINSTATED WITHIN 2 HOURS! SMOSH is once again BACK UP because YouTube LOSES MONEY ON THEM if they would ever to leave for good meaning DO NOT FUCK WITH THE POKEMAN.

7. AnthonyPadilla SUSPENDED! SMOSH is now REINSTATED but AnthonyPadilla is STILL SUSPENDED meaning YouTube is not MAKING ANY MONEY from that Channel so they will wait until morning.

8. G4TV SUSPENDED! G4TV was a CRAPPY YOUTUBE CHANNEL anyway and ONLY FEATURED Top YouTubers with THOUSANDS OF GHOST ACCOUNTS so there will be NO LOSS since they still have their own website and cable channel to MOCK YOUTUBERS with.

9. Phantom409 LEAVES YOUTUBE! Phantom409 says that he is MOVING and will not be on the internet meaning his cyber fight with PERMABAN CaseyNunez looks like Phantom409 is running away.

10. Phantom409 was suppose to help Renetto on DMCA issues and GimmeaBreakMan with his FAILING UTubeWhining website which is STILL REGISTERED WITH FallOfAutumnDistro but now he is not.

11. sXePhil says he will be at the 888 Toronto YouTube Gathering and to EMAIL HIM sXePhil@gmail.com to help him find on a CHEAP DIRTY MOTEL ROOM with ALL THE MONEY he has collected on YouTube.

12. AnythingSarcastic does YouTube videos on THURSDAYS on the BeaverBunch Channel which is a LESBIAN COLLAB CHANNEL GLBT Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender which WILL NOT GET YOU HARD.

13. BeaverBunch Channel LineUp Monday CautiousPlay Jess Tuesday GetNervous Christina Wednesday AskAJanything AJ Thursday AnythingSarcastic Michelle Friday LuCaro22 Lu

14. JTRiley1 says WHITE AMERICA WOULD NOT WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST IF HE WAS BLACK and WHITE AMERICA sells LIQOUR AND PORK RHINES TO BLACK MUSLIMS TO TRY TO SECRETLY KILL THEM SLOWLY.

15. JTRiley1 is a HOOD RAT GRILLED ASS NIGGA who says HE WAS RAISED IN PRISON MOST OF HIS LIFE and says WHITE AMERICA IS RACIST with MOST of his YouTube videos from THAT DAMN JT.

16. RUMOR HAS IT THAT KirstieKalamity and JewFroDude ARE CYBER DATING and CYBER SKYPING TOGETHER ALL THE TIME and they are both NYMPHOMANIACS because TRIX ARE FOR JOES AND HOES.

17. RUMOR HAS IT THAT MissAlissa15 and RyRy158 are DATING IN REAL LIFE AND FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER ON BlogTV sending each other TEXT MESSAGES ALL NIGHT LONG until they FALL ASLEEP.

18. RUMOR HAS IT THAT CharlieSkies HAS BEEN DRINKING AND PARYTING LIKE CRAZY due to his INSOMNIA from going to the movie theater and watching the movie WALL-E 8 times in 2 weeks.

19. PERMABAN Burk says UpDownMostly IS SAD because HE LOST SLEEP OVER YOUTUBE COMMENTS and HIS CARE-O-METER IS OFF THE SCALES and HIS INTERNETS ARE BEING SURROUNDED via GOOGLING.

20. PERMABAN Burk says Argent009 IS NO LONGER MAKING DEATH THREATS against PERMABAN MikeSkehan and now they are on SPEAKING TERMS but Argent009 STILL DOES NOT LIKE PERMABAN CaseyNunez.

21. LookItsKeriann has GOT IT and poor Jabazzy and YOUTUBE WHORES HappySlip and YOUTUBE WHORES CommunityChannel DO NOT because LookItsKeriann can SING and PLAY HER GUITAR HERO INSTRUMENT and IS FUN TO WATCH.

22. TeylerJay aka TaylorKa WHORES HIMSELF on his YouTube Channel demanding YouTubers to SEND HIM FAN MAIL meaning once a YouTuber gets 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS THEY THINK THEY HAVE FANS.

23. TeylerJay aka TaylorKa wants his 1,000 YouTube Subscribers to send him fan mail at Taylor Kalin P.O. Box 908 Cannon Beach, Oregon 97110 meaning GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND MAIL IT.

24. OurDirtyLittleSecret YouTube channel ONLY EXISTED FOR 1 MONTH with ONLY 100 SUBSCRIBERS with 3 YouTubers hosting it TeylerJay aka TaylorKa and LookItsKeriann and ZacharyxBinks.

25. PERMABAN Burk says HE IS A FIRM BELIEVER OF THE POWER OF RUINATION and he says GOD HAS PERSONALLY SENT HIM DOWN TO EARTH TO CREATE INTERNET DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTACKS DDOS CHAOS.


July 30 2008

1. tlg847 says Nalts puts his WHORING YOUTUBE VIDEOS on DVD but NOBODY BUYS THEM meaning YouTube Whores who put their YouTube videos on DVDs to BE RICH are LIVING IN FANTASYLAND.

2. Renetto paints FaintStarlite as THE POSTER CHILD FOR THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY but FaintStarlite has gone for MONTHS WITHOUT POSTING A VIDEO and has NEVER COMMENTED ON YourTubeAdvocate.

3. FaintStarlite TRIES TO ACT LIKE SHE IS IN TOUCH WITH THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY but HER PRESENSE ON YOUTUBE FITS HER USERNAME which is FAINT STAR LIGHT because SHE IS INVISIBLE.

4. FaintStarlite is THE SAME PERSON who says IT IS OK FOR HATERS TO MAKE FUN OF YOU and if you are going to WHINE AND CRY ABOUT IT then you should GTFO GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE.

5. MysterEy1 says he has 70 YOUTUBE PARTNER CHANNELS meaning IF ANY OF THOSE 70 YOUTUBE CHANNELS GETS SUSPENDED then ALL OF HIS ACCOUNTS GET SUSPENDED which is LIVING A RISKY LIFE.

6. DarkTrashMan2 (PERMABAN TrashMan) is 42 year old YouTuber Anton Dunn WHO WAS ARRESTED IN NEW YORK CITY for THREATENING TO POISON GERBER BABY FOODS in one of his YouTube videos.

7. DarkTrashMan2 (PERMABAN TrashMan) is best known on YouTube for saying that HE GAVE AIDS TO 15,000 WOMEN and that he was GOING TO KILL AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE uploaded onto YouTube.

8. DarkTrashMan2 (PERMABAN TrashMan) PULLED A YOUTUBE PRANK by having YouTuber Gathering Whore DannacaLynn FOOLED MANY YouTubers that SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH HIS AIDS BABY.

9. DarkTrashMan2 (PERMABAN TrashMan) was RUMORED to also to be a PORN PRODUCER and that PowderPink was one of the PORN STARS which is HARD because PowderPink IS A LESBIAN.

10. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says a YouTuber sent him a FALSE DMCA under the NAME OF VIACOM INTERNATIONAL and YouTube REMOVED THE VIDEO but it is now REINSTATED.

11. FaintStarlite is THE SAME PERSON who says to SUBSCRIBE TO YOUTUBE HATERS and that SHE WOULD FEATURE PigSlop's video IF HE MADE A HATER VIDEO ABOUT HER CALLING HER LITTLE MANDUDE like he did to TheHill88.

12. FaintStarlite is THE SAME PERSON who is INFAMOUS for MAKING A SUICIDE YOUTUBE VIDEO talking about attempting suicide while she was in college studying INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS.

13. FaintStarlite says her YOUTUBE VIDEO VLOG is an ELECTRONIC DIARY and CYBER SCRAPBOOK OF HER LIFE where there is a RECORD TO PASS DOWN TO HER CHILDREN'S CHILDREN when SHE IS DEAD.

14. FaintStarlite says THE CREATION OF VIDEO BLOGS is TO CAPTURE THE MOMENT OF ISSUES THAT YOU ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT and to ENCAPSULATE people's lives like an ELECTRONIC FAMILY ALBUM.

15. Renetto's Canopy Chair is in Men's Journal Magazine but if he keeps GIVING THEM AWAY FOR FREE like he did for ThebDonski then Renetto THE COMPANY Paul Robinette himself owns will SOON GO BANKRUPT.

16. HeidiSaid is the NEW YourTubeAdvocate for the MONTH OF AUGUST and has been GROOMING FOR THE POSITION since she CREATED her VLOGGING CHANNEL 2 WEEKS AGO called HeidiVlogs.

17. HeidiSaid JUST RECENTLY STARTED POSTING ON THE YourTubeAdvocate Channel 2 WEEKS AGO when she CREATED HER HeidiVlogs ACCOUNT and WAS TOLD SHE WILL BE THE AUGUST YourTubeAdvocate.

18. Phantom409 IS MOVING OUT OF HIS HOUSE and WILL NOT BE ELECTRONICALLY CONNECTED TO CYBERWORLD FOR A LONG TIME because his apartment landlord is RAISING THE RENT on all of the units.

19. Phantom409 says HE IS A PHANTOM and HE WAS FIRED FROM HIS JOB and HIS LANDLORD REFUSED TO RENEW HIS APARTMENT LEASE meaning he will post his YouTube videos AT THE PUBLIC LIBRARY.

20. TubeAddictsReloaded Channel LineUp GaryPetersJr and TakingTheGlovesOff and Furnifur and SamSaraJade and AcesWolf and AhimsaShadow and ClockWorkMeltdown and LukaIsntLuka and LordCrom and SplitPZ

21. GimmeaBreakMan WHORES HIS UTubeWhining.com Webmasters by HAVING BOTH OF HIS CHANNELS GimmeaBreakMan and GimmeaFlakeMan AUTOPLAY videos from RickyRicardo123 aka iKilledYourParents aka TheSuperCoven.

22. RickyRicardo123 aka iKilledYourParents aka TheSuperCoven is HELPING with UTubeWhining.com ONLY IF GimmeaBreakMan AUTOPLAYS HIS VIDEOS which he has been doing on BOTH CHANNELS.

23. GimmeaBreakMan FINALLY and LEGALLY OWNS THE DOMAIN of UTubeWhining.com and now the WHOIS RECORDS shows GimmeaBreakMan Victor Boggio instead of FallOfAutumnDistro Alan Lastufka.

24. GimmeaBreakMan made YouTube videos about Trevor Rieger SPAMMING YOUTUBE to PROMOTE UTubeDrama but GimmeaBreakMan DOES THE EXACT SAME THING with VIDEOS and BULLETINS and COMMENTS.

25. SamSaraJade says on TubeAddictsReloaded that GimmeaBreakMan is a GREAT YOUTUBE COMMUNITY PROMOTER meaning GimmeaBreakMan promotes ONLY HIS INNER CIRCLE which MAKES HIM BIAS.


July 31 2008

1. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says he wants THE PERSON'S NAME AND ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER WHO SENT HIM A DMCA but YouTube WILL NOT give it to him for PRIVACY REASONS.

2. YouTube Gatherings are BIAS towards CERTAIN GROUPS OF YOUTUBERS meaning YOU HAVE DIVISIONS EVEN AT THESE MEETUPS because YOUTUBERS TEND TO ONLY TALK TO THEIR OWN FRIENDS LIST.

3. YouTube Gatherings MAKE NO SENSE and as long as these MEETUPS happen in DIFFERENT COUNTRIES SURROUNDED BY WATER like Australia and England then THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS COMMUNITY.

4. LonelyGirl15 FINALE HAS ENDED was a YOUTUBE FEATURED SPOTLIGHT VIDEO that DID NOT MAKE ANY SENSE meaning LonelyGirl15 was ONLY GOOD when THOUSANDS OF PEDOPHILES used to watch.

5. LonelyGirl15 was created 2 years ago and BECAME FAMOUS ONLY BECAUSE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEDOPHILES watched what THEY THOUGHT was a 15 year old girl in pajamas talking on her bed.

6. YouTube Gatherings are BIAS because YOUTUBERS HAVE THEIR OWN CLIQUES that they LEECH ONTO and IGNORE EVERYBODY ELSE because they have never TALKED TO THEM AT A PREVIOUS GATHERING.

7. YouTube Gatherings are BORING because even though you are SUPPOSE TO BE THERE TO MEET OTHER YOUTUBERS you SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME LOOKING THROUGH A SMALL CAMERA to film videos.

8. YouTube Gatherings are BORING because once you get there and meet other YouTubers and all they talk about is PAST VIDEOS THEY MADE ABOUT THEMSELVES and how AWESOME they are.

9. YouTube Gatherings are BORING because the several hours that you are there the ONLY thing in the back of your mind is HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE SPENT AND HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE LEFT.

10. YouTube Gatherings are BORING because YOU MEET YOUTUBERS WHO HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY OF YOUR VIDEOS and the ones that HAVE SEEN THEM HAVE NEVER LEFT A COMMENT which makes you cry.

11. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says Corporate Business like VIACOM that make FALSE COPYRIGHT CLAIMS need to be PUNISHED SEVERLY FOR THEIR ACTIONS for removing a video.

12. TheRealWeeklyNews aka MrBlacksMovieReviews says on YouTube THERE IS NO DISTINCTION BETWEEN A COPYRIGHT INFRINGING YOUTUBE VIDEO and a YOUTUBE VIDEO DEALING WITH FAIR USE.

13. TheComputerNerd01 WHORES HIMSELF by ADVERTISING GUITAR HERO with his other YouTube Partner account called JohnRocksGuitarHero where he fools YouTubers into believing he can play.

14. WhatAboutAdam FINALLY makes another YouTube video where he says he went to Japan on vacation and he has turned 18 years old but he looks OLDER meaning DO NOT DRINK JAPANESE WATER.

15. iJustine DOES ANOTHER PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENT for APPLE PRODUCTS and the iPhone by VLOGGING IN YET ANOTHER Apple Store meaning YouTube must be paying her THE BIG BUCKS.

16. MakeMeBad35 says his YouTube video titled JIMMY HAS A BONER was REMOVED BY YOUTUBE so his latest video is called JIMMY HAS NO BONER with the tags JUST JERK OFF TO NEIGHBOR GIRL.

17. MakeMeBad35 WHORES YOUTUBE by trying to COPY FRED in his latest YouTube videos with the pitchy speedy chipmunk voice because he is NOT SATISFIED with ONLY 120,000 SUBSCRIBERS.

18. MakeMeBad35 says that his YouTube video titled JIMMY HAS A BONER was REMOVED because the girl Haley in the video looks like a minor but in real life IRL she is 20 years old.

19. FRED puts out a 1 MINUTE YOUTUBE VIDEO TEASER for his Internet Show FOR THE 2nd Season of FRED starting August 21 for 200,000 VIEWS WITHIN 20 HOURS meaning NO MORE PATHETIC AMATUER ACTOR DaxFlame.

20. sXePhil wants YouTubers to HANG OUT WITH HIM DURING HIS 24 HOUR CHAT on BlogTV meaning YouTubers HAVE NO LIVES than to sit in front of their computer to watch 24 hours of sXePhil TALK ABOUT HIMSELF.

21. Unforgiven11 BECOMES A YOUTUBE PARTNER because he DYED HIS HAIR FROM BROWN TO BLONDE AND HE IS NAKED not to mention that he used to AUTOREFRESH HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS back in 2006.

22. 5AwesomeGays are PROMOTING the YouTube BeaverBunch Channel meaning GAY MEN WILL NOT DATE STRAIGHT WOMEN but THEY HAVE NO PROBLEMS WATCHING LESBIAN WOMEN EAT OTHER WOMEN'S BEAVERS.

23. SeventeenMagazine YouTube Channel by POPULAR Seventeen Magazine interviews FAMOUS HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES but since 2006 it HAS ONLY 5,000 SUBSCRIBERS and GETS A FEW THOUSAND VIEWS.

24. LonelyGirl15's VERY FIRST SUBSCRIPTION PAGE has NO YOUTUBERS FROM 2006 THAT ARE STILL ACTIVELY POSTING OR VLOGGING IN 2008 like they were as much in 2006 including FilthyWhore.

25. AusOneSydney is having a YouTube AusOne Gathering on Saturday November 29, 2008 in Sydney, Australia meaning you can buy your $4,000 airfare from America if you purchase TODAY.

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