| 1. HotForWords Talent Agency Manager FINALLY GOT THE TWITTER NAME after DEMANDING that another SECRET competitor's manager HAND HIM OVER the HotForWords USERNAME ON TWITTER. | 2. EffStawp SINGS A SONG ABOUT PEDOPHILIA with lyrics I LIKE LITTLE KIDS PLUCKED FRESH FROM THE HIGH CHAIR PULL UP IN THE VAN AND GIVE THEM CANDY PISSING ON YOUR FACE LIKE R KELLY. | 3. RyRy158 MUST HAVE A HARD ON FOR CadeGoesToCollege because at the NorthWest YouTube Gathering in Portland, Oregon RyRy158 COULD NOT STOP FILMING his IDOL CRUSH CadeGoesToCollege. | 4. AlwaysTextBack takes a ROAD TRIP THROUGH THE YOUTUBE CIRCUS FREAK SHOW throughout his house where he sees ItsChrisCrocker Chris Crocker CRYING ABOUT Britney Spears. | 5. YouTube Subscription Glitch HAS NOT BEEN FIXED so keep expecting to get 10 MISSED VIDEO SUBSCRIPTIONS EVERYDAY since it is now the weekend and the YouTube Staff ARE OFF. |
| 1. SignorSincero SUSPENDED! ThePiratesGuild Wins Again! SignorSincero's videos comparing UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger to Hitler was enough for VIACOM employee Trevor Rieger to make one simple phone call. | 2. UnPicked1 has a YouTube video of a DANCE OFF between UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger and TechnoViking from Germany but UnPicked1 is a year too late in remixing both of these dance videos. | 3. P0lardeth HAS ONLY 14 SUBSCRIBERS but has 27 VIDEOS and his YouTube friends are POPULAR YOUTUBERS like CharlesTrippy and JKLproduction and iJustine and ArshaAsteraki. | 4. FRED GAMES THE SYSTEM by getting HALF A MILLION VIEWS for his 28 SECOND YOUTUBE VIDEO titled FRED ON HIATUS just to tell YouTubers THAT HE WILL COME BACK NEXT MONTH IN AUGUST 2008. | 5. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM by getting 250,000 VIEWS in 24 HOURS for the YouTube video title TANIA'S SEX TIP meaning she will teach women how to open their legs and mouth and swallow. |
| 1. RodBurch55 says YouTube and MySpace are THE REPOSITORY OF FUCKTARDS for people like PERMABAN MyBoss and TheBeeOBee and PERMABAN MikeSkehan and UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger. | 2. RodBurch55 says PERMABAN MyBoss IS A PUSSY FAGGOT WORTHLESS POINTLESS FUCKING LITTLE SHIT BITCH ANONYMOUS COWARD who WEARS A BAG OVER HIS HEAD AND AUTOMATICALLY FAILS BECAUSE HE BLOCKS YOUTUBERS. | 3. RodBurch55 says UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger and PERMABAN MikeSkehan ARE TWO PASTY LITTLE WHINEY WHITE GUYS and one of them is A FAGGOT WHO RANTS IN FRONT OF THE AMERICAN FLAG. | 4. RodBurch55 says HE ONLY LOVES PERMABAN TomSerson and that PigSlop HAS MORE TO OFFER IN HIS RANT VIDEOS than UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger and PERMABAN MikeSkehan combined. | 5. RodBurch55 says Leigh CANNOT ACT and TheBeeOBee IS WEAK like Burk (PERMABAN NuclearApocalypse) who is semi-good looking but with the WEAKEST SISSY ASS VOICE who sometimes wears the Vendetta Mask. |
| 1. WasteTimeChasingCars is RUMORED TO BE CYBER DATING Alicia4JaSam and they have been SECRETLY SENDING EACH OTHER LOVE NOTES on MSN instant messenger and WHORING THEMSELVES ON BLOGTV. | 2. WasteTimeChasingCars sounds like that other YouTuber with a Pick Your Car username but instead of just saying SUBSCRIBE TO WasteTimeChasingCars he says CLICK THE YELLOW BUTTON. | 3. NicoleNicoleNicole79 IS RUMORED to be DATING Jon from JKLproduction because they spend A LOT OF TIME on BlogTV and Skype and AIM AOL American Online INSTANT MESSENGER TOGETHER. | 4. NicoleNicoleNicole79 says HER BEST FRIEND is CadeGoesToCollege and HER BROTHER IS Jon from JKLproduction and HER HOE IS ArshaAsteraki AND HER BOYFRIEND IS Ryry158 AND HER TWIN IS ThatZak. | 5. DecimalBrothers makes a YouTube video about trying to make MRirian Magibon talk but SHE SAYS NOTHING TO THEM so one of the DecimalBrothers COMMITS SUICIDE AND HANGS HIMSELF. |
| 1. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) says JohnCocktoston HAS BLOCKED HIM but IS STILL COMPLAINING ABOUT RECEIVING HIS YOUTUBE BULLETINS and RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) told JohnCocktoston THAT HE HOPES HE NEVER BECOMES POPULAR. | 2. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) GAMES THE SYSTEM by SPAMMING HUNDREDS OF YOUTUBE CHANNELS with the word HELP meaning HE HAS ANOTHER YOUTUBE VIDEO OUT HE WANTS YOU TO WATCH. | 3. RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) and his Nesquick Nestle Quick Commercial Contest YouTube Video IS NO COMPETITION compared to the CHILDREN who have sent their videos to NesquikContest. | 4. NesquikContest will award the $10,000 Grand Prize to the BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO COMMERCIAL about Nesquick Chocolate Milk which will end after Summer on September 5, 2008. | 5. TheBeeOBee says PERMABAN TomSerson DROPPED PERMABAN HellionExciter's DOX AFTER GETTING HIM SUSPENDED and told YouTubers where PERMABAN HellionExciter works at IRL IN REAL LIFE. |