| 1. YouTube's NUMBER 1 MOST VIEWED VIDEO today is a 1 minute video of a CHIHUAHUA DOG for 400,000 VIEWS in 1 DAY meaning DOGS STILL RULE ON YOUTUBE even if they are NOT on skateboards. | 2. YouTubers upload YouTube videos about HATERS and HOW YOUTUBERS ARE STALKING THEM but then they make videos telling YouTubers to FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER AND WATCH THEM ON BLOGTV. | 3. YouTube FEATURES A VIDEO about TWITTER the SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITE meaning ALL YOUTUBERS SHOULD HAVE A TWITTER PAGE and be a TWITTER WHORE and LITTLE TWITTER MUNCHKINS WILL FOLLOW. | 4. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM by having 4 VIDEOS OUT OF 20 VIDEOS ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE MOST VIEWED LIST TODAY meaning AtheneWins videos are 20% of the MOST VIEWED FRONT PAGE. | 5. AtheneWins GAMES THE SYSTEM with the YouTube video title TANIA LIKES MANGA SEX meaning AtheneWins are EUROTRASH FAG ASS CLOWNS who are making BELGIUM THE STINKY ASSHOLE OF EUROPE. |
| 1. MoneyHouse says HE HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY SCIENTOLOGISTS and DOES NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS but luckily he had a webcam and access to the internet so he can post his video on YouTube. | 2. ShayCarl says IT IS OK TO COMMENT THE WORD FIRST! ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS because the more YouTubers who COMMENT THE WORD FIRST! means your YouTube video will be in the MOST DISSCUSSED. | 3. Spricket24 has a YouTube video titled GAY HETEROSEXUAL LOVE in which she ADMITS TO HER PARENTS that SHE IS BI-SEXUAL and WOULD LOVE TO FEEL AND TOUCH XGoBoBeanX's BREASTS AGAIN. | 4. VlogBrothers says to BUY THE BOOK AN ABUNDANCE OF KATHERINES for LESS THAN A GALLON OF GAS which is meaningless because HARDCORE YOUTUBE NERDFIGHTERS DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE ANYWAY. | 5. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM with the POPULAR SEXY KEYWORDS in the YouTube video title BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HOS AND TRICKS MADONNA GETS A ROD for 50,000 VIEWS in 12 HOURS. |
| 1. DoggBisket says he is THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE AVERAGE UTUBEDRAMA WEBSITE VISITOR which IS A LIE because most of the visitors DO NOT LIKE GimmeaBreakMan or FallOfAutumnDistro. | 2. DoggBisket says he is TIRED OF SEEING TheAlienNetwork V.S. ThePiratesGuild on UTubeDrama website meaning he wants to see MORE OF HIS VIDEOS like MrDoodyHead2 V.S. GNR1234 on UTubeDrama website. | 3. GregSolomon got DMCA'd for his Renetto RANT VIDEO saying how Renetto's TUBE IT video was COPYRIGHTED MUSIC meaning Renetto is an UNCREATIVE ARTIST when it comes to YouTube Music. | 4. GimmeaBreakMan says he was gone from YouTube for 4 days because he was busy meaning GimmeaBreakMan GOT HIS E-FEELINGS HURT by UTubeDrama webmaster Trevor Rieger's video about him. | 5. AskCarrieLee wants YouTubers to watch last year's 777 YouTube Gathering in New York meaning watching a YOUTUBE GATHERING RERUN is worse than watching a RERUN OF GILLIGAN'S ISLAND. |
| 1. OlgaKay has a video titled INTERNET CRUSHES but it should be titled YOUTUBE WHORES WHO HAVE CRUSHES ON OTHER YOUTUBE WHORES since MOST of the YouTubers are the MOST SUBSCRIBED. | 2. OlgaKay's YouTube video INTERNET CRUSHES has Spricket24 and XGoBoBeanX and BeanerLaRue having YOUTUBE CRUSHES on CharlesTrippy and SMPFilms Mr. Safety and HappySlip and LisaNova. | 3. ApplesAndMustard GAMES THE SYSTEM USING STREET SMARTS just by ASKING YOUTUBERS QUESTIONS AND HAVING THEM COMMENT in her video like SEX AGE RACE for 400 COMMENTS in 24 HOURS. | 4. FiveAwesomeGirls host Lauren DevilisshylyPure uploads her video at 11PM EST TUESDAY meaning SHE IS LATE but at the same time she STILL GOT 170 NERDFIGHTER SPAM COMMENTS in 5 HOURS. | 5. XenuTV Mark Bunker talks about ANONYMOUS RAID on COMIC-CON THE WORLD'S LARGEST COMIC BOOK CONVENTION in San Diego, California meaning Scientologists LOVE READING DIANETICS COMICS. |
| 1. JohnnyDurham19 and MusicFromBlueSkies both got MYSTERY PACKAGES telling them TO USE AND ABUSE THEIR YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS FOR THEIR OWN GAINS because THEY ARE YOUTUBE'S MOUTHPIECE. | 2. Gpellis1 tells AtheneWins CULT FOLLOWERS that HE IS NOT A FAT REDNECK and that HE IS JUST FAT but he STILL DEMANDS that AtheneWins TAKE DOWN HIS VIDEO which is OWNED BY YOUTUBE. | 3. TheOriginalTyler who is the Monday Host of SevenAwesomeTeens who LOOKS AND ACTS GOOFY like TylerOakley will be going to the 888 YouTube MeetUp Gathering to meet OTHER GOOFY FOLKS. | 4. FiveAwesomeDrunks host CinderFNRella GAMES THE SYSTEM by MAKING MANY COMMENT REPLIES on her FiveAwesomeDrunks Video WITH HER OWN CinderFNRella account to GET ON THE MOST SUBSCRIBED. | 5. FiveAwesomeDrunks host CinderFNRella says her friend WAS DRUNK ON STICKAM IN HER BRA while ElectroJed was FOAMING AT THE MOUTH watching her BOOBS JUMP UP AND DOWN LIVE ON STICKAM. |