| 1. PaulFetch aka MrFetch says he is going to TROLL THE TROLLS and MAKE THEM BUTTHURT because YouTubers who says DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS are ALL PUSSIES because they let the TROLLS win. | 2. E-Beggar sXePhil says HE WANTS TO DEFEAT DISNEY and to go to SporeVote website and VOTE FOR sXePhil so he can WIN $15,000 and he SAYS it will go for CHARITY yeah like IN HIS POCKET. | 3. sXePhil meets up with iJustine who is another YouTube WHORE who is SPONSORED by MANY ADVERTISERS including APPLE but what went on OFF CAMERA should be a concern to BGirl5. | 4. Nerimon has ANOTHER YOUTUBE CHANNEL called NerimongHoover but with his PodCasting and his Nerimon YouTube Channel and his FiveAwesomeGuys Channel shows he REALLY HAS NO LIFE. | 5. Oreo Moments Contest SPONSORED by NABISCO on YouTube has a contest for the BEST OREO VIDEO and the WINNER will get FEATURED ON THE HOMEPAGE so YouTubers can WHORE THEMSELVES MORE. |
| 1. BCJ999 is so OBSESSED with Inmendham that BCJ999 has posted a YOUTUBE BULLETIN telling YouTubers to CHECK OUT HIS 2 PLAYLISTS about Inmendham threatening to file a DMCA on him. | 2. SubscribeYou GAMES THE SYSTEM for another YOUTUBE COMMENT CONTEST and the winner with the MOST COMMENTS will get a FREE PSP Playstation game system for 3,000 comments in 24 HOURS. | 3. FRED aka JKLproduction GAMES THE SYSTEM by already having 7,000 COMMENTS IN 8 HOURS for his latest video titled FRED GOES SWIMMING. | 4. TylerOakley GAMES THE SYSTEM by SHAKING HIS ASS on camera for VIEWS and RATINGS and COMMENTS and this plus the fact he is on the 5AwesomeGays is PROOF that TylerOakley is a QUEER. | 5. ArtieTSMITW says since he has a NEW website that he DOES NOT NEED YOUTUBE ANYMORE because YouTubers are LITTLE PEOPLE and HE IS BIG meaning he FINALLY REALIZED THAT HE IS OBESE. |
| 1. Rickyste aka LazyDork DELETES MOST OF HIS VIDEOS AGAIN including his 2006 YouTube video that made him a YouTube Celebrity titled LONELYGIRL LAZYDORK IS BETTER THAN YOU. | 2. TheHill88 was made a YouTube Celebrity in 2006 ONLY BECAUSE of her FAKE ASS RAPPING YouTube video response LONELYGIRL LAZYDORK IS BETTER THAN YOU for 4 MILLION VIEWS. | 3. Rickyste aka LazyDork was a ONE HIT WONDER back in 2006 and even on his LazyDork Channel all of his 29 videos are UNDER 10,000 VIEWS with LESS THAN 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS. | 4. SillyCrusader says PUPPERONI666 is STEALING HER YOUTUBE VIDEOS of her HARD ANIMATION WORK she put in her videos along with the COPYRIGHTED JAPANESE MUSIC in the background. | 5. OlgaKay says she WANTS YOU and HER TO GET FEATURED ON YOUTUBE but if she wants MORE SUBSCRIBERS and MORE VIEWS then instead of JUGGLING BALLS she should be JUGGLING HER TITS. |
| 1. Vanawesome traveled to Canada JUST TO DO HIS LAUNDRY and THEN LEFT but is STILL WONDERING WHO TIPPED UTubeDrama off that Vanawesome was GETTING MARRIED to OriginalTessaMessa. | 2. TehBigToaster says 4Chan won't let him in and 7Chan was BOUGHT BY GOOGLE and 711Chan wants him to pay $150 and Infinity Chan is DEAD and BritChan says he DOES NOT LIVE IN THE UK. | 3. GimmeaBreakMan on the FiveAwesomeDrunks Channel says GNR1234 has missed 3 Fridays and talked bad about GimmeaBreakMan saying he has sock accounts which is 100% true of course. | 4. GimmeaBreakMan on the FiveAwesomeDrunks Channel says either he leaves or GNR1234 leaves and almost all of the YouTubers vote for GNR1234 to STAY and for GimmeaBreakMan to LEAVE. | 5. GimmeaBreakMan wants to CONTROL the FiveAwesomeDrunks Channel just like he TRIES to CONTROL YouTubers to THINK THE WAY HE THINKS or you are NOT IN HIS LITTLE CLIQUE OF BIGOTS. |
| 1. FRED aka JKLproduction OVERTAKES KevJumba Boy Wonder IN SUBSCRIBERS making FRED now the 4th MOST SUBSCRIBED OF ALL TIME on YouTube and the PEDOPHILES REJOICE ONCE AGAIN. | 2. FRED beats KevJumba in MOST SUBSCRIBED ALL TIME and WhatTheBuckShow beats HappySlip in MOST SUBSCRIBED ALL TIME meaning WHITEY IS TAKING BACK YOUTUBE FROM THE UNTALENTED ASIANS. | 3. FRED aka JKLproduction REACHES 200,000 SUBSCRIBERS WITH ONLY 15 VIDEOS UPLOADED setting a NEW YouTube RECORD for the MOST SUBSCRIBERS WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF VIDEOS. | 4. ShayCarl WHORES HIMSELF and wants YouTubers to WATCH HIM on BlogTV Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5pm PST and Saturdays at 1pm PST and SUBSCRIBE TO HIS WIFE YouTube Channel Katilette. | 5. SamSaraJade films herself taking a BUBBLE BATH but when the BRITISH WOMAN shaves her HAIRY ARMPITS it is VERY OFFENSIVE TO OTHER EUROPEAN WOMEN who DO NOT SHAVE THEIR ARMPITS. |