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May 31
1. MasterGunner99 IS THE NEW June YourTubeAdvocate but as long as he STAYS AWAY FROM MY AudreyNoland then I won't have a problem with his half-witted sketch comedy satire. 2. SnarkDeTriomphe says SHE IS PISSED that SarryCrey HAS NOT CONTACTED HER IN A LONG TIME where as several months ago SarryCrey used to email and PM her all the time. 3. TonyaTKO is having a PRIVATE PARTY and wants YouTubers to come to her PRIVATE PARTY and admire her HUGE BREASTS that YouTube seems to find OFFENSIVE and FLAGS ALL OF HER VIDEOS. 4. OfficialDannyNoriega says HE HAS A CLONE ACCOUNT DannyNoriega THAT IS NOT HIS ACCOUNT and the American Idol Singer has 2,000 FRIEND REQUEST PAGES and promises to be on Stickam. 5. LittleLoca says her Stickam Chat is EVERY WEDNESDAY at 7pm with co-hosts Silent Girl and ItsChrisCrocker aka Chris Crocker who is trying to STRETCH his 15 MINUTES OF FAME.

May 31
1. PERMABAN CherylShuman says SHE IS GETTING A DIVORCE because of YOUTUBE STALKERS stalking her on YouTube and MySpace and LiveVideo. 2. PERMABAN CherylShuman says YouTube Stalkers TAKE PLEASURE IN PUTTING PEOPLE IN PAIN and the stalking they do on YouTube is WRONG. 3. JohnCocktoston IS 7 MONTHS LATE in talking about Boh3m3 and Numa Numa starring in the PAPER AND PLASTIC movie which was POSTED ON UTubeDrama website back in December 2007. 4. NewWarriorMan says JohnnySmooth is TWO-FACED by first THANKING NewWarriorMan for WRITING A POEM about him and then turns around and says WHO GIVES A SHIT about NWM poem. 5. NewWarriorMan says JohnnySmooth IS A YOUTUBE CHEATER and NEEDS TO SHOW THE 200,000 YouTubers HE HAS SUBSCRIBED TO that he has hidden since he is THE ORIGINAL Sub4Sub YouTuber.

May 31
1. Blade376 has FINISHED and has UPLOADED YouTube's BIGGEST COLLAB VIDEO EVER with 400 YouTubers taking part in a very WELL DONE video. Congrats! 2. Nassalu is an ANOREXIC FLAT CHESTED WOMAN trying to SHOW HER MUSCLES ON HER ARMS with her BIG HOOP 1970 EARRINGS with her REDNECK SOUTHERN HICK accent. 3. Spricket24 says she wants the YouTubers who are showing up at the MidWest Gathering on Saturday June 7 to show up at the GREAT MALL and PLAY WITH TOY LEGOS AT LEGO LAND. 4. Werneroi HIJACKS THE MOST VIEWED LIST with 10 videos on CARD TRICKS and MAGIC TRICKS getting HALF A MILLION VIEWS for EACH VIDEO. 5. Illumistream GAMES THE SYSTEM by having an ALMOST NAKED VAGINA THUMBNAIL PICTURE and titling their video WHAT TRIPS THE HERPES TRIGGER for 100,000 VIEWS in 10 HOURS.


May 30
1. Renetto says HE HAS PRIVATED HIS 7 ESSAY VIDEOS because HE GOT A DMCA from NPR National Public Radio but MANY YOUTUBERS BELIEVE Renetto is trying to SAVE BLACK FACE instead. 2. SeanBedlam says Renetto IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED and USUALLY APOLOGIZES LATER for OFFENDING OTHER YOUTUBERS and then USUALLY TAKES DOWN HIS VIDEOS like he just now did. 3. SeanBedlam says Renetto commented on his video that he is an EPIC DUMBASS for being so concerned that Renetto was BLACKFACE in his National Public Radio essay video. 4. SeanBedlam is a VIDEO WHORE and GOING CRAZY posting 90 videos in 1 month on his new account SecretNaughtyBedlam talking about ANYTHING and NOTHING and EVERYTHING. 5. UrbanBlog says SeanBedlam DOES NOT LIKE Renetto IN THE FIRST PLACE and ONLY WATCHED THE FIRST 5 SECONDS OF THE VIDEO so he CANNOT STATE HIS OPINION of a video HE DID NOT WATCH.

May 30
1. BatTim says Renetto and his BLACKFACE IS EXPLOITING BLACKS FOR HIS OWN VIEWS AND GAINS and making a video last year that there are VERY FEW BLACKS on YouTube WAS A DISSERVICE. 2. BatTim says MrPregnant is the reason why BLACKS DO NOT WANT TO BE ON YOUTUBE because of the RACISM and the NEGATIVE STEREOTYPES about BLACK PEOPLE. 3. BatTim says SMPFilms Mr. Safety Cory Williams REFUSED TO PROMOTE BatTim ANYMORE because BatTim CALLED Renetto OUT that Renetto is A RACIST AND BIGOT. 4. SeanBedlam says Renetto commented on his video and Renetto was very JUVENILE, POUTY, FROWNY FACE, HURT, WOUNDED BIRD, TEAR STAIN, THROWING HIMSELF ON HIS STAR TREK BED COVER. 5. SeanBedlam has a THROWAWAY CHANNEL secondary channel called SecretNaughtyBedlam and it is NOT GOING TO BE A FUNNY CHANNEL but a SERIOUS THOUGHT PROVOKING CHANNEL.

May 30
1. Tomken8dy aka Tomkenn8dy YouTube Partner says HE KILLED A MAN IRL IN REAL LIFE so now we have YouTube Partners who ARE KILLERS on the website thank you YouTube. 2. MeanBlackDude says Renetto ILLEGALLY MONETIZES AND PROFITS OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE'S COPYRIGHTED WORK and that Renetto COULD HAVE POSSIBLY VIOLATED YouTube TOS Terms Of Service. 3. MeanBlackDude says Renetto MONETIZED ALL OF HIS NPR NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO essays and ESPECIALLY THE BLACKFACE character which he read an essay WORD FOR WORD about NEGROES. 4. Renetto commented on MeanBlackDude's video that HE MAY USE HIS VIDEO WORD FOR WORD and can LATER SUE HIM for USING THE WORD NIGGER as many times as MeanBlackDude did. 5. BatTim says Renetto USES RACE BAITING AND PEDOPHILIA AND MAKING BOMB THREATS ON AIRPLANES as a way to GAIN MORE SUBSCRIBERS AND VIEWS no matter HOW ILLEGAL OR WRONG it may be.


May 29
1. VanAwesome and OriginalTessaMessa ARE GETTING MARRIED just as soon as BabyPorridge and UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger get hitched. 2. PERMABAN Galipoka GETS BANNED AGAIN BY YOUTUBE under his new account TemporaryGalipoka even though he is now 13 YEARS OLD and OLD ENOUGH to register for his OWN ACCOUNT. 3. EsmeeDenters instead of hiring PROFESSIONALS will HIRE CHEAP LABOR and pay them $500 to any YouTuber who creates the best logo for her new website. 4. TheFatAussieBarstard (PERMABAN OZPete2111) says he thanks the handful of YouTubers who came to the Noosa Tube Pre Gathering Party in Australia. 5. 5OldGays Channel LineUp Monday MickMusing Michael Tuesday Timido66 Van Wednesday Rauliara Raul Thursday ItalianStallionette Gina Friday AAjunior David.

May 29
1. YouTube FEATURES TylerOakley's video titled SPEAK OUT AGAINST HATE SPEECH meaning in other words NEVER UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO ON OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE WILL CENSOR and SUSPEND YOU. 2. MrFetch aka PaulFetch says XenuTV Mark Bunker is an INCONSIDERATE FAT PIECE OF SHIT and ToryMagoo44 is a FORMER SCIENTOLOGIST CRACK WHORE who is INFILTRATING ANONYMOUS. 3. AshleyTisdale WHORES HERSELF and RUINS RICK ASTLEY's SONG by singing NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP and TRIES to JUMP ON THE RICK ROLLED BANDWAGON but FAILS MISERABLY. 4. TLG847 says Renetto was in BLACKFACE in his YouTube video because IT IS A WORK OF ART and since something is a WORK OF ART it CANNOT BE CRITICIZED since it is just YOUTUBE. 5. Tscsweeper11 WHORES COMMENTS by having a COMMENT CONTEST of WHO CAN COMMENT THE MOST in order to win SUBSCRIBERS and CHANNEL VIEWS gets his video 10,000 COMMENTS in 24 HOURS.

May 29
1. MrPregnant SEDUCES A SESAME STREET GAY ELMO MUPPET and TURNS HIM INTO A JAMAICAN STRAIGHT ELMO PUPPET WITH DREADLOCKS for 1,000 COMMENTS IN 14 HOURS. 2. HotForWords uploads a YouTube video WITH NO BOOB THUMBNAIL and ONLY GETS 30,000 VIEWS in the first 24 hours COMPARED TO the usual 150,000 VIEWS WITH A BOOB THUMBNAIL. 3. Weezer WHORES THEMSELVES by WHORING AFTER TayZonday SUBSCRIBERS and having TayZonday sing an acoustic of their song PORK AND BEANS for 100,000 VIEWS in 24 hours. 4. Illumistream GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a WOMAN NURSE BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURE and having their YouTube video titled UNDERSTANDING GONORRHEA STD for 200,000 VIEWS in 24 hours. 5. Illumistream GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a PENIS THUMBNAIL PICTURE and having their YouTube video titled MALE ANATOMY LESSON GUIDE TO THE PENIS with a link to SexHealthGuru.


May 28
1. ElenManon1 aka Els666 WHORES HERSELF and wants to know if her YOUTUBE SINGING VIDEOS will get her on UTubeDrama website and the answer is NOPE. 2. DannacaLynn says she DOES NOT HATE BLACK MEN when she did the YouTube collab video with JClax10 but her OWN SUBSCRIBERS are STILL MAD AT HER and rated her video 2 STARS. 3. PERMABAN MyBoss says THE FURRIES ARE MAD AT HIM because MyBoss took ALL THE CREDIT FOR HACKING UTubeDrama website and they are going to DMCA his videos. 4. JohnnySmooth says a LITTLE BOY ON YOUTUBE says HE IS THE REASON why JohnnySmooth is now a YouTube Partner and HE WANTS TO BE RECOGNIZED for it. 5. KimOsh72 says YouTubers CENSOR OTHER YouTubers when THEIR VIDEO RESPONSES SETTINGS are set for APPROVAL ONLY meaning they DO NOT HAVE TO AUTOMATICALLY ACCEPT your video.

May 28
1. GimmeaBreakMan LIES by saying YouTube is RESPONSIBLE for REINSTATING Mark Bunker's accounts XenuTV and XenuTV1 when YouTube HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL to do with it. 2. GimmeaBreakMan has 8,000 SUBSCRIBERS on his MAIN CHANNEL and ONLY 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS on his THROWAWAY CHANNEL GimmeaFlakeMan meaning he has 7,000 GHOST ACCOUNTS HAUNTING HIM. 3. GimmeaBreakMan aka GimmeaFlakeMan COMPLAINS and CRIES that YOUTUBERS DO NOT COMMENT ON HIS VIDEOS and that is because his THROWAWAY ACCOUNT GimmeaFlakeMan is just that GARBAGE. 4. GimmeaBreakMan comments on a YouTuber's YouTube video that HE HAS BLACK BLOOD IN HIM so now he is a BLACK PERUVIAN who is an AMERICAN living in JAPAN married to a JAPANESE woman. 5. GimmeaBreakMan is rumored to have married a Japanese woman because SHE WANTED HER AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP so they got married in Hawaii 1 year ago on AMERICAN SOIL.

May 28
1. PERMABAN TomSerson says YouTube IS BORING because THERE IS A CIVIL WAR HAPPENING IN THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY and HE IS THE LEADER OF THE YouTube UnderGround. 2. PERMABAN TomSerson says IF HE WAS NOT PERMABAN he would right now HAVE OVER 10,000 SUBSCRIBERS on YouTube because HE IS CONTROVERSIAL and a REAL VLOGGER. 3. PERMABAN TomSerson says TheMaskedAnalyst is THE MOST ENTERTAINING VLOGGER ON YouTube because he ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY on YouTube. 4. PERMABAN TomSerson says PERMABAN TheRedSkull IS A LITTLE BITCH and A COWARD by PLAYING BOTH SIDES OF THE FENCE of the YouTube UnderGround. 5. PigSlop says he will MAKE VIDEOS about YouTube ALL SUMMER but then adds to the IRONY that HE WILL NOT UPLOAD ANY OF THEM because they WILL BE BOOTLEGGED ONTO YouTube again.


May 27
1. CoffeeDude65 SUPPORTS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT who is rumored to be a RACIST MARXIST SOCIALIST ANTI-CONSTITUTION ANTI-PATRIOT LIBERATION THEOLOGY LEFTEST DICTATOR. 2. CoffeeDude65 DELETES ALL BUT 24 OF HIS VIDEOS! All of CoffeeDude65's POLITICAL and FUNNY videos of TruePatriotAction are GONE and he will STOP MAKING POLITICAL VIDEOS once again. 3. NewWarriorMan comments that YouTube Staff Editors Mia and Sadia are POSSIBLY LESBIANS for RECOMMENDING A VIDEO about a WOMAN TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION which YouTube TOOK DOWN. 4. PapaLimp aka TubeGranny says he has BEEN A YOUTUBE PARTNER FOR 5 MONTHS and STILL HAS NOT RECEIVED A PAYCHECK from YouTube because he HAS NOT REACHED THE $100 REVENUE MARK. 5. RiverBirch1967 says she DOES NOT HAVE A LISP but she is HEARING IMPAIRED and it took her 7 YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO TALK so BE KIND TO HER YOU HATERS.

May 27
1. Spricket24 GAMES THE SYSTEM by having her video titled DOG SHIT for 600 COMMENTS within 24 hours and this makes her a BITCH herself. 2. WifeOfNalts GETS DELUSIONAL by asking YouTubers to have HER FACE as their THUMBNAIL PICTURE meanwhile the FAILED THUMBNAIL of LisaNova's BOOBS lasted ONLY 72 HOURS. 3. Paperlilies is MAKING A ZOMBIE MOVIE but HAS LEARNED HER LESSON to not upset Christian YouTubers again by putting the word JESUS next to the word ZOMBIE ever again. 4. DejuanP makes SEVERAL UNEDUCATED YOUTUBE VIDEOS EVERYDAY ABOUT SEX and UPLOADS them in the EDUCATION CATEGORY instead of the COMEDY or ENTERTAINMENT Catogory. 5. AskCarrieLee and RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) will co-host the NEW ENGLAND BOSTON YOUTUBE GATHERING on Saturday June 28 at the Quincy Market in Massachussetts.

May 27
1. PERMABAN CaseyNunez TheDramaTube says he had 70,000 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS in the 29 DAYS he was on YouTube in February 2007 BEFORE YouTube SUSPENDED him. 2. PERMABAN CaseyNunez TheDramaTube says HE WILL GET HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT REINSTATED SOON and he will get his 70,000 SUBSCRIBERS back as well. 3. PERMABAN CaseyNunez TheDramaTube was The Psycho Hurricane and he says if YouTube DID NOT SUSPEND HIM that he would BE MORE FAMOUS THAN ItsChrisCrocker aka Chris Crocker. 4. PERMABAN CaseyNunez TheDramaTube says he is an INTERNET CELEBRITY just like Renetto and GregSolomon and MrPregnant and Zipster08. 5. PERMABAN CaseyNunez TheDramaTube says that Renetto is ONLY SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN HIM in Google Search Results but CaseyNunez says HE HAS MORE GOOGLE SEARCHES than Zipster08.


May 26
1. sXePhil VIOLATES YouTube TOS and MONETIZES his video by ALMOST TELLING YOUTUBERS TO COMMIT SUICIDE and titling his video HOW TO COMMIT SUICIDE. 2. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM by HELPING PEDOPHILES find his video when they search for the words in his video titled SEX and SUCKS and 13 YEARS OLD. 3. AtheneWins does another SCARE TACTIC making YouTubers believe THE INTERNET WILL END in 2012 because of Net Neutrality and the Mayan Calendar for 650,000 VIEWS in 24 hours. 4. MakeMeBad35 GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a THUMBNAIL PICTURE OF HIS UNDERWEAR in front of his face and titling his video JIMMY GETS A BONER for 100,000 VIEWS in 24 hours. 5. Illumistream GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a THUMBNAIL PICTURE OF A WOMAN NEXT TO A MAN IN UNDERWEAR and subtitling the video IS HIS PENIS JUST TOO BIG? for 80,000 VIEWS in 24 hours.

May 26
1. AnonyHive says HE IS REPLACING PaulFetch aka MrFetch as the NEW LEADER OF ANONYMOUS 2.0 and that the FBI MAILED HIM BACK saying their investigation of PaulFetch CAME UP NEGATIVE. 2. SteAndKel says they are GOING BACK TO THE BASICS when they were FIRST DOING TRADITIONAL VLOGGING meaning that now since SCHOOL IS OUT they can talk about whatever they feel like. 3. TGirlQueensland GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a THUMBNAIL PICTURE of what looks like a woman BUT IS REALLY A MAN WHO IS A TRANSSEXUAL AND NEVER TALKS because of his MANLY VOICE. 4. DaveyBoyz and GunZunTight and CadeGoesToCollege will be at the HOUSTON YOUTUBE GATHERING on June 15 trying to FIND KevJumba and DaxFlame and Waco and The Yearning Ranch in Texas. 5. MattG124 says HE HAS PROOF that ItsChrisCrocker aka Chris Crocker IS NOT GAY and is in fact DATING A FAMOUS WOMAN WHO ONLY LOOKS LIKE AN EMO FAG by the name of JeffreeStar.

May 26
1. XenuTV and XenuTV1 REINSTATED! Mark Bunker is BACK IN THE PRODUCTION BUSINESS and is READY to make more anti-SCIENTOLOGY videos until he gets banned again. 2. PaulFetch Leader Of ANONYMOUS LEAVES! MrFetch says he will be making ENTERTAINMENT VIDEOS on his PaulFetch channel now that he is a PARTNER and ANONYMOUS CAN SUCK HIS DICK. 3. UltraForge says United Kingdom British EmoFags will KILL THEMSELVES and COMMIT SUICIDE to protest that they ARE NOT AN EMO SUICIDE CULT. 4. CultUpdate says the YouTuber CultUpdate who is a Scientologist posted the FULL NAME and ADDRESS and PHONE NUMBER of another YouTuber without their permission. 5. GurlTalkkTV WHORES HIMSELF by TELLING YouTubers to pay him $90 for a 60 minute CONFERENCE SESSION WITH HIM and he also wants 10,000 SUBSCRIBERS in 1 month.


May 25
1. PigSlop LEAVES BOOTLEG YouTube! PigSlop says HIS MYSPACE VIEWS ARE LACKING so HE HAS STOPPED MAKING VIDEOS just so they can GET BOOTLEGGED on YouTube. 2. PigSlop says HE ONLY MADE VIDEOS from other YouTubers WHO MADE VIDEOS AGAINST HIM and he will NOT DMCA the videos and to FUCK YOUTUBE. 3. PERMABAN MyBoss says why does ThePiratesGuild follow captain PERMABAN DanielsPengies Sparrow who has EMBARRASSING NAKED PHOTOS on EncyclopediaDramatica. 4. PERMABAN MyBoss says PigSlop HAS HIS NERVE smoking marijuana which is an illegal drug at a CHILDREN'S PLAYGROUND by a Baptist Church. 5. GimmeaBreakMan says HE ONLY HANGS AROUND people who are MORE INTELLIGENT than him meaning HIS BITCH MAGGIE with an IQ of 10 is STILL SMARTER than him.

May 25
1. Jwriter4 says YouTube is THE NEW FAD and WILL GET YOU NOWHERE and YouTubers are TRYING TO GET THEIR 15 MINUTES OF FAME on YouTube. 2. Jwriter4 says ItsChrisCrocker aka Chris Crocker had 2 days of TELEVISION FAME but then came RIGHT BACK ON YouTube because HIS FAME WAS OVER IRL in real life. 3. GeorgiaBoy77 GAMES THE SYSTEM by COMMENTING on his PapaLimp Video with his TubeGranny and TubeSkanke accounts INSTEAD OF HIS PapaLimp account in order to get on THE MOST DISCUSSED LIST. 4. JClax10 TOOK DOWN the YouTube DRAMA VIDEOS because of YOUTUBERS BACKLASH where DannacaLynn was saying that SHE HATES BLACK PEOPLE AND CALLING THEM NEGROES. 5. Jaycebaron88 says SO WHAT if DannacaLynn HATES BLACK PEOPLE this is YOUTUBE and YOUTUBERS need to GET A LIFE and STOP STRESSING OUT on YouTube.

May 25
1. PigSlop says SarryCrey IS A CRAZY ASS BITCH who WILL SPAM YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS 50 TIMES if you just leave 1 NICE COMMENT on her video. 2. PigSlop says SarryCrey HAS NOT BEEN ON YOUTUBE AS MUCH ANYMORE since MikeSkehan FUCKED HER UP last year by being her live-in boyfriend. 3. PigSlop says SamTwist SAT AROUND HIS GAY ASS and DID NOTHING FOR THE YouTube Underground except MAKE A STUPID ICON and now HE CLAIMS TO Be THE LEADER which is BULLSHIT. 4. PigSlop says SamTwist WALKS AROUND THE HOUSE WEARING MILITARY FATIGUES and a BANDANA even though HE IS TOO STUPID TO EVER JOIN THE BRITISH MILITARY FORCES. 5. PigSlop says SamTwist STEALS ALL OF THE SONGS and STEALS ALL OF THE PHOTOS in his YouTube videos because HE IS A FAGGY FAGGOT BRIT WHO IS NOT CREATIVE.


May 24
1. BuzKill AWARDED PARTNERSHIP by YouTube for PULLING OFF THE BEST HACKING PRANK ON YouTube EVER by PRETENDING that ThePiratesGuild HACKED HER CHANNEL. Congrats! 2. YourTubeAdvocate Host Achampag NAKED VLOG VIDEO GETS FLAGGED in the FIRST HOUR of her uploading it to TRY TO GET MORE SUBSCRIBERS to subscribe to HER OWN CHANNEL. 3. PERMABAN DanielsPengies says PERMABAN TomSerson wanted to GET INTO ThePiratesGuild but GOT ASSHURT because Captain DanielsPengies WALKED HIM TO THE PLANK. 4. PERMABAN DanielsPengies says PERMABAN MyBoss wants to get into Starbrite27's pants and has NOTHING TO DO with taking down UTubeDrama website. 5. GimmeaBreakMan GAMES THE SYSTEM by SYSTEM by REPLYING TO HIS OWN VIDEO COMMENTS WITH HIS OTHER ACCOUNT ACCOUNT GimmeaFlakeMan (and VICE-VERSA) in order to GET ON THE MOST DISCUSSED LIST.

May 24
1. Nessalu says YouTubers ARE DELUSIONAL and ARE WANNABE ACTORS and ACTRESSES who ARE HOPING a HOLLYWOOD HEADHUNTER PRODUCER will NOTICE THEM and MAKE THEM A STAR. 2. Nessalu says IT IS A JOKE when YouTubers put the words MEDIA INQUIRIES CONTACT ME on their PROFILE PAGE as if the MEDIA REALLY WANTS TO TALK TO THEM. 3. TheHill88 YouTube video titled EPIC YOUTUBE FAILURE PROVES ONCE AND FOR ALL that AUSTRALIAN and CANADIAN YouTubers CANNOT DANCE OR SING. 4. TokenBlackChic PROVED THAT SHE IS WHITE by TRYING TO DANCE to the theme song of The Fresh Prince Of Bell Air in a New York City studio. 5. YourTubeAdvocate Host Achampag says HER 1 MONTH TERM IS UP but she also DID NOT CHOOSE and LOOKED LIKE she DID NOT CARE who the next YourTubeAdvcocate would be for June.

May 24
1. VIDEO PRODUCTION CLASSES HAVE ENDED FOR THE SCHOOL YEAR until August so expect to see LESS of these FAKE YOUTUBE COLLEGE VLOGGERS in America and The United Kingdom. 2. YouTube Partners now have a RED TRIANGLE in the UPPER LEFT CORNER of their THUMBNAIL PICTURES so MORE VISITORS WILL CLICK ON THEIR VIDEOS and MAKE YouTube RICH. 3. DejuanP who is RUMORED TO BE A GAY MAN TRAPPED IN A STRAIGHT MARRIAGE meets FLAMBOYANT GAY MAN HIMSELF RICHARD SIMMONS at the airport. 4. YourTubeAdvocate wants you to join their YouTube Tech Forum in the Google Groups AS AN ALTERNATIVE because YouTube Staff DOES NOT READ OR ANSWER THEIR OWN EMAILS. 5. GimmeaBreakMan puts the word PORN in the title of his YouTube video AFTER BECOMING A PARTNER to GET MORE VIEWS and so he can GET MORE MONEY because he is a SELL-OUT.


May 23
1. ChristopherMast says a YouTuber ACCUSED HIM OF STALKING HER and HE ENDED UP IN JAIL to BE INTERROGATED BY THE POLICE and PRIVATED ALL OF HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS. 2. ChristopherMast says he CALLED HIS MOMMY TO GET HIM OUT OF THE POLICE STATION on TRUMPED UP STALKING CHARGES and HIS MOMMY DID NOT BELIEVE HIM. 3. Film and Animation YouTube Category HAS BEEN DESTROYED by the SPAMMING of Naruto Shippuden COPYRIGHTED anime videos and should be RENAMED to the NARUTO ANIME Category. 4. Renetto who USED TO BE IN A CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND BLASPHEMES GOD by uploading a YouTube video of an essay from ATHEIST PENN JILLETTE saying THERE IS NO GOD. 5. Renetto IS GOING THROUGH A DEPRESSED PHASE with his REVOLUTION AGAINST YOUTUBE CORPORATE falling ON DEAF EARS and his RenettoTube TheTropolis NEVER GETTING OFF OF THE GROUND.

May 23
1. BoardAdministration Channel ALERT! BoardAdministration is GETTING YouTube PASSWORDS from YouTubers who PM THEM THEIR PASSWORD thinking BoardAdministration works for YouTube. 2. Renetto again makes fun of COLORED NEGRO BLACK FOLKS on YouTube who THINK THEY ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN in his video essay from his SPONSOR National Public Radio NPR. 3. Renetto YouTube Partner and UNOFFICIAL YouTube SpokesPerson putting on BLACK MAKEUP and STEREOTYPING BLACK PEOPLE is ONE of the MAIN REASONS why YouTube IS DIVIDED between WHITE YouTubers and BLACK YouTubers. 4. Hughsnews FINALLY ADMITS that his ADVERTISEMENT and PROMOTIONAL YouTube videos for the movie CLOVERFIELD was from a PRESS KIT from PARAMOUNT STUDIOS in Australia. 5. XGoBoBeanX aka GoBoSpeaks WHORES HERSELF by talking about her New York Tabloid Newspaper Alley Insider article calling her THE HOTTEST CHICK ON YOUTUBE while she PROMOTED COORS LIGHT BEER.

May 23
1. JezuzFreek777 says YouTube IS THE BLAME for his WIFE DIVORCING HIM because HE SPENT TOO MUCH OF HIS TIME on YouTube and Stickam. 2. RantingWithB says YouTube is DIVIDING Partners and Non-Partners FURTHUR by their LATEST FEATURE of a RED MARK to SHOW PARTNER VIDEOS ONLY. 3. 5AwesomeGays are NOW ALL ON TWITTER while STILL SPONGING OFF OF their NEWEST HOST DisneyKid1 and his 7,500 SUBSCRIBERS. 4. Twish1999 CONTINUES TO LABEL COPYRIGHT LAWS in ALL of her YouTube VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS but what she FAILS TO REALIZE IS that YouTube NOW OWNS ALL OF HER VIDEOS and NOT HER. 5. MysterEy1 aka UtubiaPresident wants YouTubers to MEET HIM in San Francisco this month in June to VIDEOTAPE EACH OTHER eating CRUMPETS and drinking coffee.


May 22
1. ResidentMikeLee on aGroupOfFriends says his mother wants him to QUIT YOUTUBE and LIVE IN REALITY and that YOUTUBE IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME. 2. ResidentMikeLee on aGroupOfFriends says HE ALMOST CLOSED HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT because his PARENTS wants him to STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD. 3. WhatTheBuckShow RIDES ON THE COATTAILS OF JonasBrothersMusic Jonas Brothers AGAIN to SPONGE OFF OF THEIR 140,000 SUBSCRIBERS. 4. Machinima GETS FEATURED by YouTube EVEN THOUGH Machinima IS ALREADY A YOUTUBE PARTNER with 112,000 SUBSCRIBERS and 14th MOST SUBSCRIBED OF ALL TIME. 5. GimmeaBreakMan is STILL TRYING TO BE THE SPOKESPERSON of the YouTube NON-PARTNERS even AFTER BECOMING A HYPOCRITICAL YouTube Partner SELL-OUT himself.

May 22
1. TheAlexJonesChannel says YouTube PULLED ALL OF HIS Alex Jones videos FOR NO REASON even though HE HAS PERMISSION FROM Alex Jones and THERE IS NO COPYRIGHT VIOLATION. 2. DejuanP is rumored to be a CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL who HAS A WIFE but in his YouTube videos he asks GAY YOUTUBERS if they WANT HIS TENDER ASS so he can WHORE MORE SUBSCRIBERS. 3. sXePhil GAMES THE SYSTEM by FAKING A VIDEO OF 2 LESBIANS HAVING SEX showing 2 women as his Thumnail Picture and his YouTube video title is SWEDISH GIRLS SEX EACH OTHER. 4. WhatTheBuckShow SPONGES SUBSCRIBERS from MileyMandy Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux by HAVING HIS OWN DANCE BATTLE COLLAB on the SAME DAY as their NEW VIDEO on June 10th. 5. OneSweetDaisy who says she is PERMABAN MikeSkehan'S ex-wife is ARGUING with MikeSkehanMirror about how HE STILL CONTINUES TO NEGLECT HIS RESPONSIBILITIES.

May 22
1. E-Beggar AngryAussie is E-Begging YouTubers to BUY his YouTube CLONE T-Shirts and then says all he needs is 1,000 TRUE FANS who will GIVE HIM MONEY so he can MAKE A LIVING. 2. Twish1999 MEETS LolaKnows in New York City even though BOTH were RAN OFF of YouTube by YouTube STALKERS and then ENCOURAGED the YouTube Stalkers TO FIND THEM. 3. United Kingdom YouTubers UNDER 30 YEARS OLD are having their SECOND ANNUAL YouTube Gathering in London at The Dickens Inn May 31st at 4pm. 4. MiltonTownKid STEPS ON THE ANTI-SCIENTOLOGY ANONYMOUS BANDWAGON by HELPING THEM PROTEST in HOPES of GETTING MORE YouTube SUBSCRIBERS TO WATCH HIS LAME ASS VIDEOS. 5. VonHelton says PDValentine aka Paul Valentine a YouTuber and Founder of the Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation IS NOT A SATANIST AND NEVER WAS.


May 21
1. 5AwesomeGays picked DisneyKid1 to be on the team BECAUSE 5AwesomeGays WANTS TO SPONGE OFF OF DisneyKid1's SUBSCRIBERS. 2. SMPFilms says he was talking to HOLLYWOOD C RATED STARS but what he DID NOT tell you is that NOBODY KNEW WHO IN THE HELL HE WAS or WHY HE WAS EVEN AT THE PARTY. 3. HotForWords VIOLATES YouTube TOS by GAMING THE SYSTEM with a BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURE and the SEX video titled STIFF ME and her video STIFF ME AGAIN. 4. TOMMYfromtheBRONX who is an ATHEIST wants YokeUp who is a CHRISTIAN to accept a RELIGIOUS DEBATE with IslamAndFriends who believe in ISLAM. 5. YokeUp Has ACCEPTED A RELIGIOUS DEBATE and CHALLENGE with IslamAndFriends while IslamaTube are HIDING and WAITING just so they can FLAG YokeUp's Channel.

May 21
1. OlgaKay WHORES HERSELF by wanting YouTubers to VISIT HER website OlgaKaravaeva and HER BlogSpot blog page username OlgaKay. 2. OlgaKay WHORES HERSELF by wanting YouTubers to WATCH HER AND CHAT WITH HER on BlogTV username OlgaKay. 3. OlgaKay WHORES HERSELF by wanting YouTubers to VISIT HER MySpace Page username OlgaJuggler and be HER MySpace FRIEND. 4. OlgaKay WHORES HERSELF by wanting YouTubers to STALK HER and FOLLOW HER EVERY MOVE on Twitter username OlgaKay. 5. OlgaKay WHORES HERSELF by wanting YouTubers to LEAVE HER A MESSAGE on HER FACEBOOK PAGE username Olga_OlgaKay_Karavaeva and POKE HER to see where she is.

May 21
1. DannacaLynn CALLS BLACK PEOPLE NEGROES and STEREOTYPES them while she was EATING IN THE WAFFLE HOUSE with JClax10 and talks about how BLACK PEOPLE are SO GHETTO. 2. FRED from JKLproduction GAMES THE SYSTEM by getting 100,000 VIEWS and 3,600 COMMENTS IN THE FIRST 5 HOURS for his YouTube video titled FRED GOES TO THE DENTIST. 3. Blunty3000 RIPS OFF AngryAussie his friend and WANTS YouTubers To CALL HIM BECAUSE HE IS LONELY and HAS NO LIFE at 61424912440. 4. MrPregnant says there are 4 GAY TELETUBBIES when the truth of the matter is only the PURPLE TeleTubby with the TRIANGLE ANTENNA is GAY. 5. DejuanP GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a thumbnail of a woman's butt with the YouTube video title APPLE BOOTY BABY even though her FAT ASS looks like a WATERMELON.


May 20
1. SMPFilms Mr. Safety GAMES THE SYSTEM by HOGGING THE MOST VIEWED LIST with his 20 VIDEO SERIES titled CHOOSE YOUR PATH FIND SPARTA THE CAT. 2. SMPFilms Mr. Safety RIPS OFF the 1980's CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE book series by titling his video series CHOOSE YOUR PATH where you CONTROL YOUR OWN FATE. 3. AskCarrieLee WHORES HERSELF and GETS FEATURED for being YouTube's MOUTHPIECE on her Anti Sub4Sub YouTube PSA Public Service Announcement Campaign video. 4. sXePhil SLANDERS talk show host Rachel Ray by titling his YouTube video RACHAEL RAY IS A TERRORIST for 200,000 views within the first 48 hours. 5. WhatTheBuckShow GAMES THE SYSTEM by KEYWORD STUFFING his YouTube video with the words sex troops earthquakes think you can dance karma Oprah fan Google US Weekly ESPN.

May 20
1. Anakin1814 says YouTube SLAPPED HIM IN THE FACE when he got REJECTED INTO THE YOUTUBE PARTNERSHIP PROGRAM. 2. Paperlilies says YouTube HAS A NEW LIFE OF IT'S OWN that the old time YouTubers DIDN'T know about. 3. Renetto says HE DELETED 250 VIDEOS and INSTEAD OF HURTING YOUTUBE he HURT THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY and HURT HIMSELF. 4. YouTube RECENT RIGGED CONTEST video GETS 7,000 COMMENTS IN 1 DAY by saying whoever COMMENTS THE MOST WILL GET 100 NEW SUBSCRIBERS. 5. GrimRendier aka R3NDI3R says Khayav MAKES RACIST COMMENTS AGAINST WHITE SOUTH AFRICANS but HIS ACCOUNT DOES NOT GET SUSPENDED.

May 20
1. YouTube DELETED THOUSANDS of SUSPENDED AND CLOSED ACCOUNTS making MANY YouTube Partners EMBARRASSED thinking THEY REALLY HAD THAT MANY SUBSCRIBERS. 2. Geriatric1927 says IT WAS NOT FAIR that YouTube SINGLED OUT CERTAIN YOUTUBERS to be in the EARLY PARTNERSHIP. 3. Paperlilies says YouTubers ARE NOT BEING HONEST LIKE THEY USED TO BE when they are uploading their vlogs. 4. GrimRendier aka R3NDI3R says HE WILL NO LONGER SUPPORT YOUTUBE for LIMITING FREE SPEECH and ALLOWING HATERS TO RUN YOUTUBE. 5. K80Blog says YouTubers left her HATE COMMENTS on her PORNO VIDEO because of the title and the content on it.


May 19
1. K80Blog says HappySlip DOES NOT HAVE 8 MILLION VIEWS from 1 video like she does because the video title is PORNO. 2. AirricksReloaded (PERMABAN DJairrick1200) says there are ALOT OF CLOSET FLAMBOYANT HOMOSEXUALS ON YouTube WHO FLAGGED HIS Soft Gay Porn video. 3. Zipster08 says he is PLAYING A CHARACTER and YouTubers still email him asking him if LocaMama is his sister. 4. WHATTHEBUCKSHOW aka Peron75 Michael Buckley says he is NOT THAT NASTY and OPINIONATED and is OPEN MINDED and NON-JUDGEMENTAL but is STILL A PUSSY. 5. PigSlop DJKetamine says the reason why he is LEAVING YOUTUBE is because he has BIGGER FRISH TO FRY.

May 19
1. HowTo & Style Category IS DEAD and SHOULD BE RENAMED to FASHION Category because 90% of the DAILY VIDEOS UPLOADED are GIRLS teaching HOW TO PUT ON MAKEUP AND EYELINER. 2. Blade376 WHORES HIMSELF by COPYING IanCrossland aka Crossmack video title that got him ON THE MOST DISCUSSED LIST titled WHY DO YOU WATCH MY VIDEOS? 3. MysterEy1 wants to have a SouthWest YouTube Gathering at a New Age Holistic Retreat with New Age Crystals and New Age Chants so YouTubers WILL BECOME ONE WITH GOD. 4. 7PPL Channel LineUp Monday BarrettTV (PERMABAN GetYoBig2) Tuesday ApplesAndMustard Wednesday Emmers77 Thursday M0bRYa Friday QuintonTV Saturday BeeTeeV Sunday BurnTheReciept 5. 7PPL Channel LineUp GraveYard Shift ForFun808 and NeverGvUp and BooderMcDoo and DrakeSizzle and IvanTalks and AfricanoBoiShow

May 19
1. RiverBirch1967 says YouTube Partners ItalianStallionette and TubeGranny aka PapaLimp ARE THE REASON WHY THE YouTube COMMUNITY IS DEAD and SCREWED. 2. RiverBirch1967 says YouTube Partners ItalianStallionette and TubeGranny aka PapaLimp HAS JUMPED THE SHARK and now ONLY CARES ABOUT SUBSCRIBER NUMBERS. 3. RiverBirch1967 says YouTube Partners ItalianStallionette and TubeGranny aka PapaLimp are UNCARING and SELF-CENTERED and HAVE STOPPED CARING ABOUT THEIR SUBSCRIBERS. 4. RiverBirch1967 says YouTube Partners ItalianStallionette and TubeGranny aka PapaLimp ONLY CARE ABOUT THE COMMENTS THAT THEY MAKE to EGO STROKE THEMSELVES. 5. RiverBirch1967 says YouTube Partners ItalianStallionette and TubeGranny aka PapaLimp HAS BEEN HIT WITH THIS POPULARITY STREAK and now ARE JUST SELFISH.


May 18
1. Ickeriss SUSPENDED! Score is ThePiratesGuild 5 and the YouTube Stalkers 0. Playing YouTube GAMES and bringing them into IRL In Real Life was STOPPED by ThePiratesGuild once again. 2. PERMABAN Made2Order555 aka PERMABAN MindDuel has a NEW ACCOUNT which is Pruane2Order555 and MindDuel is CURRENTLY RUNNING SCARED away from ThePiratesGuild. 3. SarahxxLou HACKED! SarahxxLou is CRYING TEARS because she says her channel WAS HACKED and has lost MANY SUBSCRIBERS! Boo! Hoo! 4. CharlieIsSoCoolLike MISSING! YouTube is currently SENDING OUT A SEARCH TEAM in the United Kingdom to HUNT FOR CHARLIE so he can upload his FiveAwesomeGuys videos. 5. GimmeaBreakMan starts doing Environmental YouTube PSA Public Service Announcements about SAVING THE PLANET since becoming a YouTube SELL-OUT Partner.

May 18
1. Phatfffat2 LEAVES YouTube! Phatfffat2 CLOSED her YouTube account and has been ACCUSED OF SINGING COPYRIGHTED MUSIC in the past and has BEEN PREVIOUSLY HACKED and SUSPENDED. 2. GimmeaBreakMan FINALLY becomes a YouTube Partner CONTRADICTING his previous PMs and EMAILS on how HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE a YouTube Partner. 3. FRED aka JKLproduction gets 4,500 SPAM COMMENTS IN 2 DAYS for his video titled Fred Loses His Meds. 4. Spricket24 IS DELUSIONAL thinking YOUTUBERS WANT TO MEET HER at the MidWest YouTube Gathering on June 7th at the Great Mall in Minneapolis, Minnesota. 5. DiGiTiLsOuL MONETIZES another GTA4 Grand Theft Auto ADVERTISEMENT and BRAGS LIKE A LITTLE CHILD that he has FINISHED THE GAME.

May 18
1. FiveAwesomeGirls REINSTATED! The Harry Potter DIMWIT GIRLS (except for cute HayleygHoover) was CRYING TEARS when their channel was HACKED and then SUSPENDED. 2. PERMABAN TheSockDetective EXPOSED! YahwehClan 3.0 EDiots from EncyclopediaDramatica says he is AN OLD MAN who looks like Blunty3000 and also LOVES to play with his TRANSFORMERS and STAR WARS DOLLS. 3. NutCheese PROMOTES GAY DAY by interviewing the SLANDEROUS ANTI-CATHOLIC ANTI-CHRISTIAN group called The Sister's Of Perpetual Indulgence. 4. YourTubeAdvocate KEEPS SPAMMING CHANNELS everytime a NEW VIDEO HAS BEEN UPLOADED even AFTER they BROADCAST their new video in their BULLETINS. 5. HuluDotCom YouTube Partner WHORES THE MOST DISCUSSED AND MOST VIEWED LIST with The Simpsons and Family Guy cartoon videos.


May 17
1. E-Beggar Sapphiire E-BEGS for a $500 CAMERA with an AMAZON LINK that SHE WANTS YOU TO BUY and her PAYPAL BUTTON is on her website. 2. E-Beggar Sapphiire E-BEGS for a PROFESSIONAL CAMERA and says SHE ONLY MAKES $1,000 A WEEK AS A STRIPPER down from $2,500 a week. 3. ElectroJed says JasonSpeaks TROLLED PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 and then CREATED A CLONE JipsiK Stickam Account and then TRIED TO CLAIM HE WAS JipsiK. 4. ElectroJed says he is friend's with PERMABAN MikeSkehan and PERMABAN JipsiK and PERMABAN KyHell and MethodOfMac and StephStance. 5. ElectroJed says if YouTubers EASILY GET BULLIED OFF OF YouTube then THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ON YouTube IN THE FIRST PLACE.

May 17
1. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says HE IS STAYING ON YOUTUBE FOR THE NEXT 7 MONTHS regardless if YouTube keeps banning him or not. 2. PERMABAN JipsiK Producing101 says he will be CREATING YouTube videos about the BEHIND THE SCENES of an upcoming MOTION PICTURE movie. 3. PigSlop says PCBIZNUSS SPAMS HIS OWN VIDEO VIEWS and would go from 400 views after 2 days to 4,000 views in 1 month. 4. PigSlop says PCBIZNUSS is BOOTY STUPID and WANTS TO SMELL THE COCK and he is SO OBVIOUS and SO STRAIGHT it is NOT EVEN FUNNY. 5. PigSlop says PCBIZNUSS is a FAKE MARIJUANA SMOKING HIP HOP STREET GANGSTA THUG HAVING VLOG WARS ON YouTube who TOOK DOWN HIS STUFFED TIGER UTubeDrama VIDEOS.

May 17
1. XGoBoBeanX GAMES THE SYSTEM by WHORING VIEWS and COMMENTS by her SEXUAL INNUENDO YouTube video titled EAT MY MUFFIN. 2. DaveDays VIOLATES YOUTUBE TOS with a WOMAN BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURE and titling his video OBSESSED WITH MILEY CYRUS for 220,000 VIEWS within 24 hours. 3. Zipster08 IS STILL UPSET that YouTube FLAGGED his Loca Moma Breast Thumbnail Picture video so he REUPLOADED the video again. 4. WHATTHEBUCKSHOW WHORES HIMSELF by trying TO BE LIKE OPRAH WINFREY and start HIS OWN BuckHollywood BOOK CLUB. 5. E-Beggar sXePhil and his fiance BgirL5 BravesGirl PROMISES NOT TO E-BEG FOR MONEY AGAIN when they fly to Hawaii on their honeymoon.


May 16
1. LoveCraken SUSPENDED! Calling The UK British National Party BNP a RACIST POLITICAL PARTY was your UNFORTUNATE DOWNFALL. 2. TheMaskedAnalyst says TheRedSkull MADE DEATH THREATS against him TheMaskedAnalyst and MgPapas and RKane66 aka Gazoo46. 3. Renetto WHORES HIMSELF AGAIN by making ANOTHER VIDEO talking about his INVENTIONS and about HIM BEING IN THE WASHINGTON POST. 4. Renetto FINALLY REALIZES that VIDEO BLOGGING which is known as VLOGGING is A DYING ART and IS NOT PROFITABLE TO CORPORATE YouTube. 5. A