| 1. VanAwesome and OriginalTessaMessa ARE GETTING MARRIED just as soon as BabyPorridge and UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger get hitched. | 2. PERMABAN Galipoka GETS BANNED AGAIN BY YOUTUBE under his new account TemporaryGalipoka even though he is now 13 YEARS OLD and OLD ENOUGH to register for his OWN ACCOUNT. | 3. EsmeeDenters instead of hiring PROFESSIONALS will HIRE CHEAP LABOR and pay them $500 to any YouTuber who creates the best logo for her new website. | 4. TheFatAussieBarstard (PERMABAN OZPete2111) says he thanks the handful of YouTubers who came to the Noosa Tube Pre Gathering Party in Australia. | 5. 5OldGays Channel LineUp Monday MickMusing Michael Tuesday Timido66 Van Wednesday Rauliara Raul Thursday ItalianStallionette Gina Friday AAjunior David. |
| 1. YouTube FEATURES TylerOakley's video titled SPEAK OUT AGAINST HATE SPEECH meaning in other words NEVER UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO ON OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE WILL CENSOR and SUSPEND YOU. | 2. MrFetch aka PaulFetch says XenuTV Mark Bunker is an INCONSIDERATE FAT PIECE OF SHIT and ToryMagoo44 is a FORMER SCIENTOLOGIST CRACK WHORE who is INFILTRATING ANONYMOUS. | 3. AshleyTisdale WHORES HERSELF and RUINS RICK ASTLEY's SONG by singing NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP and TRIES to JUMP ON THE RICK ROLLED BANDWAGON but FAILS MISERABLY. | 4. TLG847 says Renetto was in BLACKFACE in his YouTube video because IT IS A WORK OF ART and since something is a WORK OF ART it CANNOT BE CRITICIZED since it is just YOUTUBE. | 5. Tscsweeper11 WHORES COMMENTS by having a COMMENT CONTEST of WHO CAN COMMENT THE MOST in order to win SUBSCRIBERS and CHANNEL VIEWS gets his video 10,000 COMMENTS in 24 HOURS. |
| 1. MrPregnant SEDUCES A SESAME STREET GAY ELMO MUPPET and TURNS HIM INTO A JAMAICAN STRAIGHT ELMO PUPPET WITH DREADLOCKS for 1,000 COMMENTS IN 14 HOURS. | 2. HotForWords uploads a YouTube video WITH NO BOOB THUMBNAIL and ONLY GETS 30,000 VIEWS in the first 24 hours COMPARED TO the usual 150,000 VIEWS WITH A BOOB THUMBNAIL. | 3. Weezer WHORES THEMSELVES by WHORING AFTER TayZonday SUBSCRIBERS and having TayZonday sing an acoustic of their song PORK AND BEANS for 100,000 VIEWS in 24 hours. | 4. Illumistream GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a WOMAN NURSE BREAST THUMBNAIL PICTURE and having their YouTube video titled UNDERSTANDING GONORRHEA STD for 200,000 VIEWS in 24 hours. | 5. Illumistream GAMES THE SYSTEM by having a PENIS THUMBNAIL PICTURE and having their YouTube video titled MALE ANATOMY LESSON GUIDE TO THE PENIS with a link to SexHealthGuru. |