October 17 2008

1. CapnOAwesome has CLOSED HIS ACCOUNT! CapnOAwesome leaves YouTube with over 20,000 SUBSCRIBERS and over 250 VIDEOS because the cops were over FakeSagan's house with CapnOAwesome's MUG SHOT in their hands and with all the MASSIVE FLAGGING that was going on by FakeSagan subscribers and TheAmazingAtheist subscribers it was a NO-BRAINER for him to CLOSE HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL or take a risk and having his channel SUSPENDED PERMANENTLY.

2. CapnOAwesome says in his YouTube video titled REPLY TO LET US FINISH THIS that FakeSagan's fiance OshunAvani VIDEOTAPED HER HAVING SEX WITH CapnOAwesome and that she is a BACKSTABBING SNAKE who PUBLISHED A BOOK and MADE MONEY OFF OF HER CHEATING ON HER EX-HUSBAND but then CapnOAwesome E-BEGGED ON YOUTUBE FOR DONATIONS so she can have her hip surgery so in reality SHE MANIPULATED BOTH OF THESE ATHEIST YOUTUBE WHORES and now CapnOAwesome is GETTING BUTTHURT and wants FakeSagan to TAKE DOWN 4 VIDEOS HE MADE ABOUT HIM which is FAIL and between these ATHEISTS and ATHEIST Blunty3000 allegedly beating up his ex-fiance Katz20Two is just another NAIL IN THE COFFIN that YouTube Atheists are PHYSICALLY and VERBALLY ABUSIVE TO EACH OTHER.

3. TheAmazingAtheist says in his YouTube video titled HEY KEVIN that HE WANTS CapnOAwesome DEAD and that he IS A WOMAN and FIGHTS LIKE A WOMAN and HAS A SMALL PENIS like he does and that was the reason why OshunAvani fucked him OUT OF PITY during the 777 YouTube Gathering and LEFT HIM to fuck FakeSagan who are now engaged but of course TheAmazingAtheist has to put his 2 cents between CapnOAwesome and FakeSagan since these 2 atheists are the HOT TOPICS on the MOST DISCUSSED LIST and he FEELS LEFT OUT of the YOUTUBE BRAWL and these are the ATHEISTS on YouTube who say THERE IS NO GOD but having PROBLEMS OF THEIR OWN and STUPID ENOUGH to BRING IT ON YOUTUBE so everybody can see how REAL ATHEISTS ACT when fighting over a dumb woman.

4. YTWatchDog says in his YouTube video titled AUSTRALIAN MAN BEATS HIS GIRLFRIEND that Blunty3000 BEAT HIS GIRLFRIEND Katz20Two who is an American who is now his EX-FIANCE and then he goes to show with a dummy how he beat her down to the ground and even though the whole routine was comical it is way late in the game to even talk about them now since they were LAST MONTH'S NEWS and to bring the whole domestic violence thing up once again after all was said and done was just plain stupid.

5. Andywarski says in his YouTube video titled HOW TO BE POPULAR ON YOUTUBE that he found out the way to BECOME THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON YOUTUBE and that is to COMMIT SUICIDE LIVE ON VIDEO but then he says he cannot do that because he would not be alive to upload his suicide video and to put tags on his video and a description and to monetize his death since he cannot take the YouTube Partner pennies with him and this dude is one for the YouTube record books and is INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE INSANE IN THE BRAIN.

6. 365Project February 5 host y2kJonRichards says in his YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 5 HOST Y2KJONRICHARDS that his birthday is today and he is 22 years old and he feels OLD and that is right because you are now an OLD FART but still not smart enough to leave YouTube yet and dude what is up with all those Guiness Book of World Records that you have in your shelf because you can just GOOGLE IT and WIKIPEDIA IT nowadays and if you still have books from the pre-internet days then YOU ARE REALLY OLD because NOTHING EXITED BEFORE THE INTERNET and what is up with that 1982 8 bit MARIO BROS MIDI MUSIC in the background of your video and have a wonderful birthday even though your family is so poor that they could only afford to buy you 2 bananas and 2 glasses of sprite.

7. 365Project February 6 host JohnsHouseofFun says in his YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 6 HOST JOHNHOUSEOFFUN that he likes to read books and so this 50 year old CHILDISH MAN is PRETENDING HE IS LUIGI with his Mario Bros T-Shirt on is playing with his 1977 Star Wars Movie Pop-Up book and then he says he only had 1 hour to make his video and he was not even subscribed to the collab channel and this video just shows how UNORGANIZED this 2009 project YouTube Channel is.

8. 365Project February 7 host StrawberryGhoul says in her YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 7 HOST STRAWBERRYGHOUL that she just turned 18 years old and LOVES READING THE TWILIGHT BOOK SERIES by author Stephenie Meyer BEFORE it became a movie and then she read them AGAIN after the movie came out like is that all Irish and English and Scottish teenage girls do is read Twilight Books and Harry Potter Books but she also had a STACK OF POKEMON CARDS but now that she is 18 years old she is now an adult and has grown out of all that silliness oops I spoke to soon because I just saw her CHOKING ON A PIECE OF BREAD.

9. 365Project February 8 host BffTaylor says in her YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 8 HOST BFFTAYLOR that she reads the Clique Series and another book that she says NEVER READ ALONE IN YOUR BEDROOM IN THE DARK because THE BOOGEYMAN MAY GET YOU that is almost as bad as WATCHING HORRIBLE YOUTUBE VLOGS IN THE DARK and WHY DOES EVERYTHING INCLUDING HER BEDROOM WALLS ALL PINK and that can hurt your eyes after awhile and if you should have all kinds of posters of Supermodel turned talk show host Tyra Banks plastered all over your walls since you were on her talk show for TALKING TOO MUCH on camera everyday.

10. 365Project February 9 host KickThePJ creater of the YouTube Channel YouTooners says in his YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 9 HOST KICKTHEPJ that he is a filmmaker and then all of the sudden out of nowhere his face BECOMES A VERY SCARY MONSTER and that was a cool special effects and was the only interesting thing to watch on that channel because who wants to watch an animation video clip of a Mario Bros parody where they BLEEP OUT THE CUSS WORDS and that is not a fun game to play if you are bleeping out cuss words but this is YouTube which is owned by Google in America so FUCKING DEAL WITH IT.

October 16 2008

1. CapnOAwesome says in his YouTube video titled ULTIMATE PWNAGE that HE FUCKED FakeSagan's girlfriend OshunAvani who is now his fiance and that everytime he kisses his fiance that in reality HE IS TASTING THE CUM of CapnOAwesome IN HIS MOUTH since now he has SLOPPY SECONDS and to make matters worst is the whole FUCKING SCENE WAS VIDEOTAPED FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE which is good to know because maybe then we will finally PROVE FALSE of all of those little nasty rumors that CapnOAwesome HAS A SMALL PENIS and that HE IS AN ATHEIST CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL.

2. CharlieSkies says in his YouTube video titled CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN that HE WANTS TO GET A JOB SO HE CAN GET DRUNK and why is a 16 year old talking about GETTING DRUNK when he should be playing with POKEMAN DOLLS at his age and drawing more POKEMAN dragon Gyarados like he has on his wall and DUDE YOU NEED TO STEP UP YOUR GAME and when you get your first check from your new job instead of boozing it all away at the tender age of 16 years old you need to BUY A WEEDWACKER and CHOP OFF THAT MOP PLANTED ON YOUR HEAD then you will get even a BETTER PAYING JOB after YOU FINISH COLLEGE and then maybe just maybe you can buy the 12 generation iPhone in the year 2013.

3. Karmatic1110 says in her YouTube video titled A THANK YOU that the longer her YoUTube Vlogs get the more NEGATIVE she gets and this TWISTED TRANSSEXUAL BITCH needs to TURN THAT DAMN FAN OFF when you vlog and NO WE CANNOT HEAR YOU with your fan buzzing in the background and how can you all of the sudden BECOME A LESBIAN because you were BORN WITH A PENIS and NOW YOU ARE A WOMAN so NOW YOU ARE A LESBIAN makes NO FUCKING SENSE WHATSOEVER and that is the paradox of living the life of a TRANSGENDER TRANSSEXUAL in America.

4. OneQuestionaDay says in his YouTube video titled WHAT IS YOUR 5 BRAND NAMES that one of his brands is APPLE and like DUH almost anybody with an iMac will have APPLE as one of their 5 brand labels just like anybody with a PC will have MICROSOFT as their brand and ALL YOUTUBERS who use YouTube has GOOGLE as their brand and this was a LAME AS QUESTION which is understandable since you asked the question at 4am in the morning and NO YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE so you need to change your YouTube Channel Occupation from INTERNET MILLIONAIRE to TERRIBLE SKATEBOARDER and then people will see that you are just like anybody else in America.

5. GcMeansLove says in her YouTube video titled SUPER QUICK UPDATE that she says she cannot give out her MSN username but she says all of this gibberish in the Cantonese Chinese Language from Hong Kong and one must wonder why she would put out a YouTube video just to say she will not give you her MSN username which is just like somebody making a YouTube video just to say they will not give out the address to their MySpace Whore Page so you can FRIEND THEM DO DEATH.

6. 365Project January 31 host Dje179 co-host of VlogsUp says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 31 HOST DJE179 that he cannot play any music because everything is copyrighted so instead he plays HAPPY BIRTHDAY on his ukulele which is a COPYRIGHTED song and then he has a fly buzzing in front of him because it smells SHIT THAT IS IN HIS MOUTH and how on earth can you do a video with DOOKIE in your mouth and this collab channel project needs to start BACKGROUND CHECKS on these WEIRD PEOPLE who is so dirty and disgusting that they have flies on them and doo doo in their mouth polluting up the channel and spam commenting their own video so it seems like many people are commenting when in reality it was just him all along.

7. 365Project February 1 host RandomProdinc Tuesday Host for FourGuysAndMhazz says in his YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 1 HOST RANDOMPRODINC that THERE IS NO UK COMMUNITY except him and his other butt buddies sort of like THE LITTLE RASCALS without having DARLA in the group and do not think you have anybody fooled with your FAKE BREASTS when you put on your Superman Halloween Costume because it makes you look queer because with you holding and squeezing your Sesame Street Ernie's Rubber Ducky just confirms your own sexual identity.

8. 365Project February 2 host SmaDoggie93 says in her YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 2 HOST SMADOGGIE93 that she does not have any HARRY POTTER or TWILIGHT BOOKS because SHE IS AN AMERICAN AND NOT ENGLISH and it is so refreshing to see a teenage girl on YouTube who has not read those books but then she takes a turn for the worst and while videotaping she decides to start eating her sandwhich and that is SO RUDE OF HER to scarf down her sandwhich in 30 seconds with MULIPLE EDITS INVOLVED and then she gets sick and wants to throw up and next time you do that you need to drink some CHICKEN SOUP to wash it down your throat.

9. 365Project February 3 host KattyTee says in her YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 3 HOST KATTYTEE that she is the sister of TheBorzoi and that is hard to believe because that guy is UGLY and SCARY LOOKING and you should be ashamed to come out of the same womb from your mother after he did and I can tell he eats all the food in your house and left you with just 1 piece of bread for the whole day and that is just not right and next time you need to store up enough bread and that way you will not be so hungry when your family does not feed you.

10. 365Project February 4 host PoppyGirlx says in his YouTube video titled FEBRUARY 4 HOST POPPYGIRLX that SHE LOVES READIN COMIC BOOKS but she does not have any to read right now but if you give her a comic book she will read it meaning it is just like FAT PEOPLE who LOVE FOOD and no matter what food you put in front of their face they will EAT IT and then she puts a spoonful of cinnamon into her mouth and SPITS IT OUT like EVERYBODY LOVES CINNAMON in America meaning those people over there in Ireland have weird taste buds if they do not like brown sugar but yet love their Irish Whiskey.

October 15 2008

1. ChescaLeigh says in her YouTube video titled CHESCALEIGH'S QUICKCAPTURE VIDEO that SHE IS HAPPY TO NOW HAVE OVER 4,000 SUBSCRIBERS and then she says she opened up a TWITTER ACCOUNT and BEGS YouTubers to FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER and so far after 2 days and 4,000 YouTube subscribers she has 8 TWITTER FOLLOWERS stalking her every move meaning for every 500 YouTube subscribers she gets another stalker following her on TWITTER and you can always tell a YouTube Whore a mile away when they make a video asking TOTAL STRANGERS AROUND THE WORLD to FOLLOW THEM ON TWITTER as if they are some sort of celebrity or somebody special.

2. 5AwesomeTrannys Monday Host Strophanthus says in his YouTube video titled MONDAY'S BLITZKRIEG PART II that HE IS OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE KIDDIES and let us all PRAY TO GOD that this ORANGE HAIRED TWISTED PERVERTED TRANSSEXUAL MASOCHIST is not around ANY CHILDREN because he would scare all of those poor children to DEATH just by his frightening look on his face and then have him talking about how he used to play with POKEMON when he was little is just CREEPY to say the least and dude needs to GET OFF OF YOUTUBE and STOP WITH TRYING TO BECOME A 1980's CLUB KID from NEW YORK CITY because THAT WAS 25 YEARS AGO and you are now living in the age of the OBAMA ERA.

3. FourGuysAndMhazz Monday Host OmgmHazzRocks says in her YouTube video titled 3 IS THE MAGIC NUMBER that she will turn 19 years old on Valentine's Day HINT HINT like what the hell is HINT HINT as in GIMME A PRESENT YOUTUBERS or I WILL NEVER PLAY MY GUITAR AGAIN AND SING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TO YOU and she does have a BEAUTIFUL VOICE and actually knows how to play the guitar so instead of calling this channel Four Guys And One Loser Bitch it should instead be renamed Four Loser Bastards and One Talented Scottish Bitch.

4. FourGuysAndMhazz Tuesday Host RandomProdinc says in his YouTube video titled TOM HAS NO MORE SNOW that he will introduce himself in 15 seconds and so he says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING but what he should have said was HI I AM TOM FROM RandomProdinc and I AM AN E-BEGGAR who BEGS MONEY FROM YOUTUBERS ON YOUTUBE and what is up with that stupid Superman T-Shirt that you are always wearing and hopefully you can beg enough money so you can buy something that is called LAUNDRY DETERGENT and put your nasty smelling Superman T-Shirt into something called a WASHING MACHINE and since you do not know what any of these words mean then ask WEBSTER for the DEFINITION because he is our friend.

5. SarcasticVenom says in his YouTube video titled DEAD that MasterBuBu69 is pronounced MASTER BOO BOO and then he adds his English Ebonic Slang by saying the intelligent words BOLLUCKS and BLOODY HELL but all he will ever be is a TEA DRINKING GRUMPY EATING SISSY BITCH living in England who thinks he is England's EMINEM with his backwards hip hop cap and trying to act all gangsta and shit and this dude needs to get a grip on his life because he will never be a white English Rapper and stay on MySpace and YouTube with all the other LOSERS who could never make it as a real celebrity.

6. 365Project January 26 host Cadwaladr says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 25 HOST CADWALADR that he will play a record for you and so he puts this ancient record on his ancient record player and to make matters worse he SPINS THE RECORD WITH HIS FINGER and this fat guy needs to LAY OFF OF THE TWINKIES and SAVE UP ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY AN iPOD because this guy is DIRT POOR with his 1920 VINYL RECORD and his 1908 RECORD PLAYER and his BLACK AND WHITE CAMERA because he CANNOT AFFORD A COLOR CAMERA and this guy is a PRIME EXAMPLE of A MAJOR RECESSION IN AMERICA.

7. 365Project January 27 host iMustBeTino says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 25 HOST IMUSTBETINO that he will imitate AmazingPhil but if he is impersonating AmazingPhil then that means AmazingPhil MUST BE ON CRACK because this English boy IS STRUNG OUT ON ECSTASY by putting mascara all over his face and then LAUGHING OUT LOUDLY with some redhead bitch named LauraMarvel who only created a YouTube account because she was always getting called that name she just makes his video look even worst and THIS GUY TRIED TO HARD TO BE FUNNY WHEN HE FAILS BIG TIME and how many times does he have to scream and yell in his video because no matter how loud he gets you still cannot understand a word he says.

8. 365Project January 28 host ClareAllan says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 25 HOST CLAREALLEN that she plays the clarinet and so she blows for 2 seconds on the clarinet and then she says THAT IS A CLARINETTY SOUND like LOOK BITCH THERE IS NO SUCH ENGLISH WORD AS CLARINETTY and just because you blew 2 seconds on something that looks like a long black dick does not make you a musician and what is up with your eyeballs looking all over the place except at the camera and your dancing at the end was funny looking while you hired another person to play your clarinet off camera in the background.

9. 365Project January 29 host HaHaKT08 says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 25 HOST HAHAKT08 that she draws an egg that looks like CharlieIsSoCoolLike and THAT EGG LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM because HE IS MUCH UGLIER LOOKING THAN THAT CUTE EGG and how can you TRIP while walking in circles unless you easily get dizzy and tell your mommy to STOP PAYING THAT PRIVATE TEACHER GIVING YOU GUITAR LESSONS because YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY and it is a shame that mothers in America are wasting their hard earn money paying scammers who pretend they are going to give your daughter guitar lessons just so they can embarrass themselves in front of their camera to try to convince YouTubers that they know how to play a guitar when in reality children who buy a toy GUITAR HERO can play better than them WITHOUT WASTING THEIR MONEY ON GUITAR LESSONS.

10. 365Project January 30 host Peesemould says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 25 HOST PEESEMOULD that he likes playing internet games with 7 year old girls because he can easily beat them but dude what is up with your gay ass CuteWithChris pink donut T-Shirt and your video was so boring you should have taken your BLOW UP DOLL and TOOK OUT YOUR LITTLE PEE PEE AND JERKED OFF IN HER MOUTH now THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EXCITING BANNED YOUTUBE VIDEO and you could have also included that clip into your lame ass MAKING A VIDEO IN UNDER 1 MINUTE series.

October 14 2008

1. FourGuysAndMhazz aka FourGuysAndOneLoserBitch Collab Channel LineUp will be MONDAY LittleRadge Liam TUESDAY RandomProdinc Tom WEDNESDAY OmgmHazzRocks Mhazz THURSDAY Toddly00 Todd FRIDAY MusicFromBlueSkies Dave

2. WatchItImaBlond aka AlyssaMarissaShow HAS A NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL called OhSnapItsAlyssa and THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS TEENAGER TO HAVE 3 ACTIVE YOUTUBE CHANNELS and uploading videos on each of them not to mention her BAD IMPERSONATION OF BoxxyBabee Boxxy on her BlogTV and THIS BITCH IS NOT GOING TO BE A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY LIKES SHE WANTS TO REAL BAD because THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY only YOUTUBE WHORES and when you look at it from that perspective what you are really trying to say is YOU WANT TO BE A YOUTUBE WHORE which of course is the LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR ON THE INTERWEBS except of course trying to be a MySpace Friend Whore.

3. DaniGirl00 HAS A NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL! Her secondary channel is UnOfficiallyAlice and she says her main YouTube Channel will be about the books and movie Twilight but on her new channel SHE TALKS ABOUT TWILIGHT ANYWAY so why is this TWILIGHT BITCH who is TOO OLD TO BE A TEENAGE TWILIGHT FAN making another YouTube account since she talks about Twilight anyway and sometimes on YouTube you just have to GO WITH THE FLOW and BECOME DEAF DUMB AND BLIND and never understand these YouTubers who create secondary accounts on YouTube.

4. Breezeonhold HAS A NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL! His secondary channel is StenIsCool but STEN IS NOT COOL BUT RATHER BORING and he is trying to make HIS STUPID SUBSCRIBERS to believe that is his TWIN BROTHER who is making that channel when of course everybody knows it is his secondary channel and then he is trying to SPONGE SUBSCRIBERS by saying that he knows BoxxyBabee which is a TOTAL LIE and he is just MOCKING HER and trying to get 4Chan geeks to subscribe to him and this guy is FULL OF FAIL on so many levels that he should just quietly SHUT DOWN his secondary account and make his PENNIES he gets from YoUTube on his MAIN CHANNEL.

5. XinaRox69 CLOSED HER YOUTUBE ACCOUNT AND BLOGSPOT! She now wants her 5,700 YouTube Subscribers to subscribe to her NEW YOUTUBE CHANNEL XINAR0X because YouTube started to TAKE DOWN HER MAKEUP VIDEOS due to MUSIC COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT so she runs and hides from the BANHAMMER to create a NEW ACCOUNT and what does she do on her NEW ACCOUNT but upload even MORE INTRO MUSIC while she PAINTS HER EYELIDS AND FACE thinking she is all of that when YouTube Staff will have NONE OF THAT.

6. Blunty3000 says in his YouTube video titled GAMES GREAT BOOBS AND BODY ISSUES that you have to be comfortable by the way you look even though people still JUDGE YOU BY THE WAY YOU LOOK and this is the first time in 3 years I actually agree 100 PERCENT with him because HE LOOKS HORRIBLE and it looks like he has 328 MORE GRAY HAIRS since his last FAKE NON APOLOGETIC KANGAROO SHIT VIDEO defending himself against allegations between his abusiveness towards his ex-fiance Katz20Two who emailed pictures of her bruises to the YouTube Communty and if you can see the comparisons between both videos that were made in the same week you will see that THE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS HE DELETED IN SUPPORT FOR HIS EX FROM HUNDREDS OF YOUTUBERS HE BLOCKED like Paperlilies and Hughsnews and many others ARE GETTING TO HIM and the way he was jittering with the camera tells that he must be paranoid about it all.

7. 365Project January 22 host OfaRevolution441 says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 22 HOST OFAREVOLUTION441 that his favorite movie of all time is the 1975 movie called ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST starring Jack Nicholson who WAS CONVICTED FOR FUCKING A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL and he pretends to act crazy so he will not go back to jail and instead they send him to a MENTAL INSTITUTION better known as an INSANE ASYLUM and one must wonder about this guy who's FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME consists of an adult CONVICTED OF STATUTORY RAPE ON A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL and GOES TO THE FUNNY FARM and these are the kind of DERANGED people we have on YouTube.

8. 365Project January 23 host LouieNewlands aka JimBobJun says in her YouTube video titled JANUARY 23 HOST LOUIENEWLANDS that where he lives is SO BORING that his local news top story had an old lady getting ready for her DIGITAL TELEVISION and he is PERFECT FOR HIS BRITISH TOWN BECAUSE THIS KID IS BORING and what is up with your camera because everything in your video is BROWN LIKE SHIT and you need to STICK WITH KNOCKING DOWN DOMINOES AS A HOBBY because YOUR VLOGGING ON YOUTUBE SUCKS THE BIG ONE.

9. 365Project January 24 host Spurway1992 says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 24 HOST SPURWAY1992 that he is trying to act like WhatTheBuckShow and then he starts talking about indie music and that he is having a FRUIT OF THE LOOM DAY like WHAT THE HELL IS HAVING A FRUIT OF THE LOOM DAY but what makes this video weird all around is when he puts his puppy dog next to his gay crotch like THAT IS SO BEASTIALITY GAY and you should know better than that because children are watching your lame video and now they will be psychologically traumatized for life.

10. 365Project January 25 host GingerVlogz says in her YouTube video titled JANUARY 25 HOST GINGERVLOGZ that her name IS NOT GINGER and she looks like a TOM BOY with her PLAID LUMBERJACK SHIRT which is well known as the early stages of being a LESBIAN because no 15 year old girls where PLAID LUMBERJACK SHIRTS unless they want to be like a man and then she says GOODNIGHT at the beginning of her video while playing on an invisible piano meaning this English Chap really did not have anything to say in the first place and that is all you really need to know about her.

October 13 2008

1. Naomi94 SUSPENDED! Naomi94Replies Secondary Channel IS ALSO CLOSED because she had COPYRIGHTED MUSIC ON HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL but that is ok because SHE IS GLAD THAT HER YOUTUBE LIFE IS OVER because IT WAS TAKING OVER HER REAL LIFE OUTSIDE IN THE REAL WORLD and so THIS IS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE FOR HER and we wish her all the best and hope she never ever again sees another dog on a skateboard being featured on the homepage of YouTube.

2. NigaHiga REINSTATED! NigaHiga was SUSPENDED for 24 Hours because of anti-NigaHiga Fans who did a MASSIVE FLAGGING CAMPAIGN on the YouTube Account causing it to be PERMANENTLY DISABLED because these guys CANNOT ACT and CANNOT SING and CANNOT RAP and the ONLY reason why they are popular and have 745,000 subscribers is because they are a PRODUCTION COMPANY and know how to GAME THE SYSTEM.

3. TimothyDeLaGhetto2 REINSTATED! But his ORIGINAL channel TimothyDeLaGhetto is STILL SUSPENDED so even though he is REINSTATED ON HIS OTHER ACCOUNT he is STILL NOT REINSTATED ON HIS VERY FIRST ACCOUNT meaning HE IS A PERMABANNED YOUTUBER and according to the YouTube TOS TERMS OF SERVICE and YouTube Community Guidelines that states IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS TERMINATED YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO CREATE ANY NEW ACCOUNTS.

4. Yokeup aka YokedToJesus CLOSED his account! Yokeup leaves with 2,143 YouTube Subscribers and 1,109 YouTube videos and there are allegations that he is suppose to be a CHRISTIAN PASTOR but instead IS RACIST and TALKS TO THE DEVIL and his wife is BISEXUAL and was a PAST LESBIAN and so the YOUTUBE TROLLS RAN HIM OFF OF YOUTUBE and so now he is back under anonymous sock accounts.

5. TheSludgeReport2 REINSTATED! Massive ISRAELI ZIONISTS FLAGGED HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT but his ORIGINAL channel BillyBobJoe57 is STILL SUSPENDED so even though he is REINSTATED ON HIS OTHER ACCOUNT he is STILL NOT REINSTATED ON HIS VERY FIRST ACCOUNT meaning HE IS A PERMABANNED YOUTUBER and according to the YouTube TOS TERMS OF SERVICE and YouTube Community Guidelines that states IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS TERMINATED YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO CREATE ANY NEW ACCOUNTS.

6. RootBrian SUSPENDED! Bye Bye 1,400 videos and his pathetic HATE Videos about Trevor Rieger and UTubeDrama who he tried many times desperately to tie him in with EncyclopediaDramatica and the WU-TANG YahwehClan who are a bunch of idiots who create many sock accounts and harass other YouTubers by filing FALSE DMCAs and FLAG HUNDREDS OF VIDEOS WHO DISAGREE WITH THEM when in reality they are all just a bunch of fucktard nitwits who has never seen the sun outside of their own mommy's basement in years.

7. JayVlog89 SUSPENDED! It is NO LONGER Jamie's World and you are NO LONGER living in it! His short lived channel 1 month channel with 10 YouTube videos uploaded were GAY AND ANNOYING to say the least and his sorry ass had one foot out the door when he uploaded his first video and that just goes to show you that if you are GAY AND ANNOYING then YOUTUBE TROLLS AND HATERS WILL EXTERMINATE YOU by filing FALSE DMCAs AND FLAG YOUR VIDEOS just to get your YoUTube account suspended.

8. 365Project January 19 host GuyMontez aka GottaBeAndrew says in his YouTube video titled January 19 GuyMontez that HE IS SO FUGLY that he has to COVER HIS FACE so he puts a piece of paper with a smiling face on it and if that piece of paper could talk it would be a SAD FACE because HE IS SOOOO FUGLY and looks like that Andrew kid on that other channel.

9. 365Project January 21 host YouKnowThatDaveKid says in her YouTube video titled January 21 YouKnowThatDaveKid that he impersonates UTubeDrama webmaster Trevor Rieger and he does a good job of impersonating me next time DO NOT BEEP OUT YOUR CUSS WORDS oops I forgot that YoUTube will demote your video if you cuss now and next time BUY A REAL AMERICAN FLAG instead of using WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER BACKGROUND FLAG IMAGES that came with the default software on your 1988 ancient desktop computer because your mommy is too poor to buy you an Apple iMac and Santa Clause did not come to your house on Christmas becaus you have been a very naughty boy.

10. 365Project January 20 host OlgaOrange24 says in her YouTube video titled January 20 OlgaOrange24 that she LISTENS TO MUSIC THROUGH HER HEADPHONES LIKE DUH who does not listen to music through their iPod earbuds but she says she got a PINK iPod for her birthday and PINK must be her favorite color in the whole world because HER PILLOW IS PINK and HER BEDROOM CURTAINS ARE PINK and HER DRESSER IS PINK and HER T-SHIRT IS PINK and HER FACE IS PINK so that proves SHE LOVES PINK and that SHE WANTS A PET UNICORN like THIS TEENAGE BITCH BE CRAZY who says SHE HAS A LEFT SHOE and HER PARENTS DO NOT TRUST HER WITH MATCHES which makes her a PRIME CANDIDATE for the DYSFUNCTIONAL TEENAGERS who upload videos on YoUTube.

October 12 2008

1. BoxxyBabee HACKED by CBCR CENTER FOR BOXXY CONTROL AND RESTRICTION! BoxxyBabee aka S4TISF4CTION Catie (PERMABAN MirokuFanGirl) who is a 16 year old teenage girl 4Chan Meme YouTube Channel was hacked by CBCR members Eyrev, Vodderz, anon77, Red, Xenu, BBC, asianpersuasian by guessing her YouTube secret word and they got this information from collecting her private information on the internet which sounds like an oxymoron in the first place but then an eBaumsworld fanatic in the group DROPPED HER DOX ON THE INTERNET which the whole group had gathered about her including her REAL FULL NAME and her ADDRESS and her SCHOOL and her BIRTHDATE which is enough damage for this teenager to scared of ANONYMOUS for the rest of her life and never have her make another YouTube video ever again but for her thousands of MEME fans who want to see her back on YouTube you can ask her to please come back by emailing her at catiemicheal@yahoo.com.

2. CoreyVidal SUSPENDED for COPYRIGHT MUSIC INFRINGEMENT! CoreyVidal leaves behind 24,703 YouTube Subscribers and 87 Videos and made his fame by pretending to know how to dance and sing but his Star Wars acapella tribute videos were the worst and after awhile Warner Music Group got tired of his dumb ass and told YouTube to GIVE HIM THE AX which they did and now the world can live in peace since the only interesting video about him was when ApauledTV Paul Telner made him look like a fool at the Ontario YouTube Whoring last year when he interrupted him speaking to the YouTube audience.

3. YsabellaBrave aka YsabellaBraveTalk has been REINSTATED! YsabellaBrave has been back on YouTube for a week now but yet she still has not uploaded any new video since she was suspended for COPYRIGHT MUSIC INFRINGEMENT probably from Warner Music Group which is the same music group she is supposedly with which does not make any sense but some of her critics claim this was done as a promotional stunt since she lost her Yahoo job right before Christmas and she has a PayPal link on her Channel during the Christmas Holidays asking people to donate money to her and that is the problem with these YouTube Whores who stick PayPal links on their YouTube Channel and on their websites to take advantage of her 34,000 YouTube subscribers just because we are in a recession does not mean only YoUTube Partners are having financially difficulties.

4. ChuckyPuth SUSPENDED for AUTOREFRESHING His Videos! ChuckyPuth leaves behind 7,103 YouTube Subscribers and 25 videos and made his fame by constantly proclaiming that he created sXePhil's ending music on his videos but to others he is accused of autorefreshing his videos considering his Videos Watched counter showed that he watched 157,000 videos in his first 6 months on YouTube meaning he watched 872 VIDEOS A DAY or 36 VIDEOS EVERY HOUR 24 HOURS A DAY WHICH IS IMPOSSIBLE unless you NEVER SLEPT or NEVER WENT OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE and ONLY WATCHED 2 MINUTES PER VIDEO FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS NON-STOP and then his 2 recent new accounts got suspended which were TheRealCharliePuth and CharliePuthMusic and currently he is on his 4th account called CharliePuth2 until the BanHammer finds him again and smashes him.

5. 365Project January 16 host BreakfastAtHaleys says in her YouTube video titled January 16 BreakfastAtHaleys that she starts to talk about American Idol auditions but when she is in a middle of her sentence all of the sudden her hair is combed back and she continues with her sentence just like MAGIC and then while talking about her 2 dozen musical instruments she learned in school she MAGICALLY REAPPEARS WITH THESE HUGES PINK SUNGLASSES but the problem with that is IT IS JANUARY WINTER TIME AND THERE IS SNOW AND BLIZZARDS WHERE SHE IS AT so do not try to put on sunglasses when THERE IS NO SUN OUT AND IT IS SNOWING ALL OVER THE PLACE that is like wearing shorts around the house when it is -30 BELOW degrees outside.

6. 365Project January 17 host JammieJames2150 says in his YouTube video titled January 17 JammieJames2150 that he is going to show his sister and then she waves at the camera and THAT WAS THE MOST INTERESTING THING ABOUT THIS BORING VIDEO and DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR BLACK WIG you need to either CUT THAT WIG SO YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING or take it back THE THE ZOO where that thing can LIVE IN PEACE and if you did not want to show your face on camera then why even have a YouTube account in the first place because all of your videos shows only that BLACK MONSTER dangling on your face but do not worry because that puberty acne you have all over your face will clear up in about 3 years from now.

7. 365Project January 18 host Spectrem says in his YouTube video titled January 18 Spectrem that HE IS NOT MUSICALLY INCLINED and that is putting it mildly because he also IS NOT SPEAKING INCLINED either and talk like you have a pair and why choose to do a video during the musical month of January if YOU ARE MUSICALLY CHALLENGED and YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF RHYTHM and then you wonder why the church congregation are staring at you when you are trying to sing in your Hymn book and do not say you have a gazillion songs in your ipod and then say you do not even have an ipod and there is no such made up word as gazillion oh wait yeah there is.

8. Arm4g3dd0nX says in his YouTube video titled Arm4g3dd0nX's SIXTY SECOND UPDATE 16 that he is doing another 60 SECOND UPDATE ON VIDEO GAMES but the problem is that even though his YouTube video is at exactly 60 seconds his INTRO THEME IS 20 SECONDS LONG so how can you call your pitiful video a 1 minute update when 1 third of that update is playing some sorry ass Mario Brothers tune on GameBoy and next time you do another 60 second update either CUT OUT THE 20 SECOND INTRO or CALL IT THE 40 SECOND UPDATE or BLABBER ON ABOUT NOTHING FOR AN EXTRA 20 SECONDS to make STUPID YOUTUBERS BELIEVE that you rambled on for 60 seconds.

9. FranzDuckVideos says in his YouTube video titled SHWANERD IS CLOSEMINDED that he is comparing JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD to a FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER who lived 2,000 years ago and that the first 4 books of the New Testament called the Gospels which are Matthew Mark Luke and John was not 4 individual people who wrote about Jesus but 1 person giving himself 4 DIFFERENT NAMES to make people believe he is 4 different people and THIS 14 YEAR OLD KID DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE IS TALKING ABOUT but what do you expect from a 14 year old kid making up weird science fiction fantasy creatures like a FLYING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER which he stole from Bobby Henderson who is a self-proclaim prophet and founded The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and has made THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS for his HERESY book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

10. OneDoseDaily YouTube Channel LineUp is Movie Monday MichaelTalks Michael News Day Tuesday OneThousandSteps Stephen Book Worm Wednesday iAmTheBookie Meredith Threads Thursday ThisIsRoTV Ro Freaking Awesome Music Friday Carlos Sparky6768 and ItsMeKt88 Katie Sex Talk Saturday NotCalebKruzel Caleb

October 11 2008

1. Katz20Two has FINALLY LEFT THAT MONSTER Blunty3000 and has SEEN THE LIGHT and flown back to America from Australia meaning THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WITH THAT OLD FART WHO PLAYS WITH LEGOS and she would also like to thank LAW ENFORCEMENT and SOCIAL SERVICES who helped her in her STRUGGLES while living in Australia and they are the TASMANIA POLICE DEPARTMENT and DOMESTIC VIOLENCE EMERGENCY RESPONSE and FAMILY VIOLENCE COUNSELING and VICTIMS SUPPORT SERVICES which is part of the Australian DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE.

2. Katz20Two has uploaded 3 videos on a YouTube Channel called PrivateKatz which is an ironic username once you think about it because all her dirty laundry is now out in the public about how her ex-fiance Blunty3000 beat her up and threw her against the wall because she threatened to throw his laptop out of the window and how the Tasmania Police Department knows him because his last ex-fiance filed domestic violence charges on him not to mention he cheated on her multiple times because she stopped giving him a blow job in his own bed and this is a prime example of how online relationships FAIL because you are like Toto in the Wizard Of Oz who opens the curtain to find that OZ is just some poor old fat guy who thinks he is God.

3. Blunty3000 says in his YouTube video titled LISTEN FIRST THEN HATE ME WATCH IT ALL OR JUST DO NOT BOTHER that his ex-fiance Katz20Two stopped fucking him and moved out of his bedroom into another room so he helped her move all the way out of his bedroom and that before she left him for good to go sleep with SeanBedlam she MADE A COPY OF HIS HOUSE KEY and SOLD HIS OWN PROPERTY so she could buy a 1 way plane ticket BACK TO AMERICA but once she got back to the United States the Australian court judge threw out her assault charges against him because SHE HAD TO BE PRESENT IN THE COURTROOM and to make matters worst he COPIED AND PASTE his PRIVATE email in his video description as one last STAB IN HER BACK for going public in what was a very PRIVATE matter just between those two.

4. 365Project January 14 Host PogoBat says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 14 POGOBAT that YouTube is all about MILDLY ENTERTAINING SHIT and he must be stoned out of his mind because I CANNOT FIND IT and he spends the first 2 minutes talking about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except to WHORE SUBSCRIBE TO HIS CHANNEL and that he LOVES HIMSELF and he will bleep out all the references of SHIT even though he missed a few and the last 2 minutes to be under the 4 and a half minute mark was him BREAKING EVERYBODY'S EARDRUMS WHILE SCREAMING and dude WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL OF THAT SHIT ON YOUR WALL BUT SHIT and please remind me next time I drive to the midwest to NEVER EVER STOP IN NEBRASKA where all the CRAZY FARMER live who has never seen a REAL beach.

5. 365Project January 15 Host Former October 2007 YourTubeAdvocate Host DctCool says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 15 DCTCOOL that HE IS RIPPING OFF MONTY PYTHON but what this Aussie does not know is HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR TREASON to even think or even suggest his video was a bad parody of Monty Python and it always seems like the Aussies are wannabe English Comedians Monty Pythons and Benny Hill since Australia does not have any worth talking about and that instrument you picked up is called a TAMBORINE you BOZO THE CLOWN and your message you left me on your video was YOU WANTED TO BLOW ME UNDER THE DINNER TABLE and now you know why Aussies are called DOWN UNDER.

6. VlogWorld Thursday Host JasperW says in his YouTube video titled GAME OVER that VlogWorld IS CALLING HIM but when he picks up his iPhone any nitwit can see that HIS iPHONE IS TURNED OFF but yet he pretends he is answering it and then he gets excited because he just bought 24 EPISODES OF THE FIRST SEASON OF FRIENDS like DUDE GET A LIFE that season was 15 years ago and to give a word of advice WATCHING FRIENDS WILL NOT GET YOU MORE YOUTUBE FRIENDS in fact what it will give you is a damn headache and anyway YOUTUBE FRIENDS ARE NON-EXISTENT IN THE FIRST PLACE just like THOUSANDS OF MYSPACE FRIENDS are and stop trying to want to be a GIRL because you want to be the X-Men Superhero with the telekinesis power played by actress Jean Grey.

7. VlogWorld YouTube Channel Lineup is MONDAY BenShorts from Mexico TUESDAY Kaleb34 from Canada WEDNESDAY Calumrb22 from United Kingdom THURSDAY JasperW from New Zealand FRIDAY Bucca131 from America SATURDAY BruneiDoll from Brunei SUNDAY Guest Star

8. TheArchFiend says in his YouTube video titled WHERE IS DOMINIC that ONE OF HIS SPECIAL NEEDS VIDEO GAME KID FANS FROM LIVEVIDEO IS MISSING and it was when this SEVERLY MENTALLY RETARDED CHILD ACCIDENTLY LEFT HIS MICROPHONE ON WHILE HE WAS EATING AT THE DINNER TABLE WITH HIS MOMMA AND DADDA and then his parents went to snoop on his LiveVideo Chatroom and were READING THE CHAT LOG ABOUT HOW HIS PARENTS ARE DICKHEADS and so they CLOSED HIS LIVEVIDEO AND YOUTUBE CHANNELS and THEY DID THE BEST THING EVER FOR THEIR RETARDED CHILD because if it is one thing that RETARDED CHILDREN NEEDS is RIDICULE FROM YOUTUBE HATERS and TROLLS.

9. Blaqueindigo says in her YouTube video titled LOC TUTORIAL that the hair on her head is 95 PERCENT TWISTED and that is the way she does her hair but this BITCH LOOKS LIKE A BLACK MEDUSA WITH BLACK SNAKES COMING OUT OF HER WEAVE HEAD and DO NOT LOOK AT HER OR YOU WILL TURN INTO STONE BECAUSE THIS BITCH BE FUGLY WITH HER DREAD LOCS and this is the SAME WOMAN who just months ago said that BLACK WOMEN WANTED TO BE LIKE WHITE WOMAN WITH THE WEAVES AND CONTACTS AND SKIN BLEACH so she be all mixed up in da head if she believes that myth.

10. ShortSisters756 Collab Channel Host SeaChellie4 says in her YouTube video titled JANUARY 15 NO COMPRENDO that in college she has LUNCH at what is called a LUNCH TABLE meaning you CANNOT HAVE BREAKFAST OR DINNER ON THE LUNCH TABLE ONLY LUNCH and that she likes to SPEAK IN SPANISH at lunch and then she starts talking about CATS AND COCA COLA IN SPANISH and THIS GRINGA 4 EYED BITCH must be getting F's in her Spanish Class because SHE DID NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS SAYING and THIS IS AMERICA NOT MEXICO since YOU ARE A WHITE AMERICAN uploading videos on an AMERICAN SERVER then you need to TALK AMERICAN BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING MEXICANS LOOK BAD WITH YOUR GRINGA WORDS and everybody knows that the opposite of a GRINGA is a WEABO.

October 10 2008

1. MeeKaKitty says in her YouTube video titled YOUTUBE DREAM DIARY TOKYOCOONEY IS A DOUCHEBAG that SHE DID 2 VLOGS IN A ROW and that the problem with that is she says SHE HAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT IN THE SECOND VLOG but BITCH PLEASE BECAUSE YOU HAD NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT IN YOUR FIRST VLOG and STOP WITH THE DAMN EDITING SHIT because I COUNTED 23 EDITS IN YOUR FIRST 1 MINUTE OF YOUR FAKE VLOG and IT WENT DOWNHILL FROM THERE and WHEN YOU BITE YOUR LIP AGAIN ON CAMERA MAKE SURE YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE AS WELL because THIS BITCH BE ON CRACK WITH HER DOUBLE TALK and YOU MAKE NO SENSE WHATSOEVER and EVERYBODY WHO IS WATCHING ME TALK ABOUT THIS CRAZY GIRL I just want all of you to know that you have been MeekaKittyed.

2. 365Project January 13 Host Englishous says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 13 ENGLISHOUS that he writes songs and PLAYS THE KAZOO AND UKULELE AT THE SAME TIME but all he does is start tooting on his kazoo and starts strumming on his tiny guitar which ANY MONKEY CAN DO and HOW CAN YOU CALL THAT TALENT WHEN ANY KID CAN BLOW ON A KAZOO AND STRUM THEIR FINGERS ON A 9 DOLLAR TOY GUITAR but what else can you expect when this weird teenager names himself with the two words ENGLISH and DELICIOUS put together.

3. BffTaylor Wednesday Host of FiveAwesomeTeenagers says in her YouTube video titled TYRA BANKS SHOW ADVENTURE that SHE WAS ON THE TYRA BANKS SHOW titled ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET and on stage she says she makes 20 DOLLARS A MONTH BEING A YOUTUBE PARTNER and that SHE IS NOW A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY BECAUSE SHE HAS 5,000 SUBSCRIBERS and SHE HAS MADE UP NEW WORDS like YOLA and DORKTASTIC and AWESOMELICIOUS and YUPPERS and this girl is kidding herself if she thinks she is a YouTube Celebrity just because she has 5,000 horny boys press a yellow rectangle button image on her channel and she needs to GET BACK TO REALITY and DROP THE LIFECASTING and GO OUTSIDE AND SMELL THE FLOWERS and STOP WITH THE SILLY WORD GAME like YOLA DO YOU KNOW WHAT I BE SAIN and your interview on the Tyra Show was DORKTASTIC just like your videos on YouTube.

4. vzBalla says in his YouTube video titled 1 YEAR WEIGHT LOSS ANNIVERSARY that he has lost 110 pounds in the past 12 months and that is very encouraging for other fat obese people who want to lose weight but DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR SAGGING TITTIES and YOU NEED TO PUT ON A SIZE TRIPLE D WOMAN'S BRA because THAT SHIT BE DROPPIN DOWN TO YOUR STOMACH and you need to now wear masking tape around your chest for the rest of your life just so people will not think you are a woman and I hope your future wife is very understanding that you have a MAN PENIS and WOMAN BOOBS and you are a prime candidate for the next JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.

5. SkyyJohn says in his YouTube video titled KICESIE AND SKYY TALK YOUTUBE that he is interviewing Kicesie and that she says SHE IS THE HOTTEST WOMAN ON YOUTUBE and that is just COMPLETE BULLSHIT just because she got 75,000 horny boys to click on her subscribe button because her YouTube Channel is about SEX RELATIONSHIPS and her biggest video called ORAL SEX has 53 MILLION VIEWS but that was almost 2 years ago and BITCH YOU HAVE GAINED WEIGHT NOW and your next task is to GET ON THE DAMN STAIRMASTER AND DO NOT GET OFF OF IT UNTIL YOUR BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR WAIST because YOU AIN'T ALL THAT and you wonder why people leave you NASTY DIRTY COMMENTS on your videos when you yourself proclaim you are a YOUTUBE SEX GURU.

6. WeightLossLosers Tuesday Host Antishay says in her YouTube video titled A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SHANTI that SHE GAINS WEIGHT BECAUSE SHE IS SITTING AT HER COMPUTER ALL NIGHT LONG AND EATING and that is the problem with not just YouTubers but on all the other social networking websites is that skinny people find out that there is an ALTERNATIVE WORLD besides their own reality and when they get ADDICTED AND HYPNOTIZED to the internet social networking websites like YouTube that they soon FIND THEMSELVES ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME JUST EATING AND SLEEPING NEVER LEAVING THEIR HOUSE and then they make YouTube videos CRYING and COMPLAINING that THEY WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT when it IS THEIR OWN FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE FOR BEING FAT.

7. WeightLossLosers YouTube Channel LineUp is MONDAY TheStarvingTenor Alejandro 28 years old on the Weight Watchers Diet TUESDAY Antishay Shanti 23 years old on a Calorie Counting Diet WEDNESDAY BlueEyedBetty Lauren 22 years old on a Paul McKenna Diet THURSDAY aLifelessBoring Adam 25 years old on trying to maintain is Weight FRIDAY tBossBone Jason 26 years old on the Jenny Craig Diet

8. SmellChecker13 says in his YouTube video titled NEW STUFF that he bought all of this BONG DRUG PARAPHERNALIA like his OCTOPUS SLIDE and then he starts smoking his shit on camera and that is the problem with these YouTubers is that they think it is alright to SMOKE A BONG FULL OF MARIJUANA ON CAMERA when IT IS AGAINST THE LAW and even if it is not where they live then they should LEAVE IT OUT OF THEIR VIDEOS BECAUSE CHILDREN ARE WATCHING YOU and Channels like this one is the kind of shit that YouTube needs to clean up on their own website and you can stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

9. BlogMaths says in his YouTube video titled TGHE IVENS LOVE HEART GOODBYE that YouTubers do not like when he does the HEART SIGN WITH BOTH OF HIS HANDS and THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY 100 PERCENT RIGHT BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A DICK AND A PUSSY AT THE SAME TIME when you TRY TO ACT LIKE A COMEDIAN and then RUIN YOUR VIDEOS WITH THE FAKE ASS SISSY HEART LOVE SIGN with you shouting BYE at the end and NO SERIOUS HEADHUNTER LOOKING FOR F RATING TALENT ON YOUTUBE WILL TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY and how can YouTubers take you seriously when you are telling your subscribers that YOU LOVE THEM like WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ENGLISH TEA because YOUR FINGERS ARE CROOKED WHEN YOU DO THE HEART SIGN ANYWAY.

10. StillGlamorus says in her YouTube video titled SHE IS SO NOT A WHITE GIRL that YOUTUBE HATERS have been leaving her NASTY COMMENTS because she says she is WHITE but sounds MEXICAN but she says HER MOTHER IS WHITE so that MAKES HER WHITE but THIS BITCH IS DOPE BECAUSE SHE IS MEXICAN 100% and JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE WHITE SKIN DOES NOT MAKE YOU GERMAN and AT LEAST THIS MEXICAN DID NOT BLEACH HER HAIR BLONDE LIKE THE OTHER MEXICANS GIRLS WHO HATE THEIR RACE and then she says ever since she was a child growing up she told everybody that SHE IS MEXICAN that is because YOU ARE MEXICAN SO GET A GRIP ON YOUR HERITAGE and STOP TRYING TO GET ON THE OBAMA IS HALF WHITE BANDWAGON just because he will be President of WHITE AMERICA next week.

October 9 2008

1. Nalts on his WillVideoForFood blog says that Renetto is off to a good 5 months start with 2,000 VloggerHeads users and 8,000 videos posted on VloggerHeads but that UTubeDrama is BEATING THEM IN UNIQUE VISITORS according to the December stats from Compete.com which prompted Renetto to put a blog on his failing website to gather up his gang of followers to MAKE GOOD COMMENTS ABOUT VloggerHeads on Nalts' blog and BAD COMMENTS about their competitor UTubeDrama.com and everybody knows that in ANY GAME THAT IS PLAYED that if the OFFENSE IS NOW GOING ON DEFENSE then that can only mean TROUBLE for that team and such is the case of VloggerHeads who cannot seem to get enough NEW PEOPLE on their website to MAKE THIS Renetto EXPERIMENT SUCCEED and there is even talks about putting VloggerHeads up on eBay hoping that somebody will buy this NING platform for a pretty penny which is how much it is worth.

2. VloggerHeads has lost 50 PERCENT OF THEIR UNIQUE VISITORS causing them to drop down to 2,500 while UTubeDrama website on a 4 DOLLAR A MONTH BUDGET surpasses them for 4,700 UNIQUE VISITORS in December meaning Renetto and tlg847 Tom has a FAILED EXPERIMENT FROM THE START because as PeriUrban so bluntly pointed out 2 months ago on his VloggerHeads blog that The attrition rate on VloggerHeads is at a level that now exceeds or soon will exceed the intake rate and with the banning and closing accounts of past Permaban YouTubers on VloggerHeads like PERMABAN TheRedSkull and PERMABAN MrSeanie and PERMABAN DiGGer and FancyRants (PERMABAN MrDoodyHead and MrDoodyHead2) as well as ZenArcher deleting 350 of his videos and coming down off of his Moderator Thrown it will just be a matter of time for VloggerHeads to CLOSE UP SHOP.

3. Phantom409 says in his YouTube video titled A SUPPLEMENT TO VLOGGERHEADS VIDEO that UTubeWhining admin GimmeaBreakMan CLONED UTubeDrama and that HE SAW THIS WITH HIS VERY OWN EYES and after UTubeDrama webmaster Trevor Rieger hurt GimmeaBreakMan's E-Feelings that he soon SHUT DOWN HIS WEBSITE just 4 months later never to be seen again which is all true but what he did NOT say is that FallOfAutumnDistro Alan was the person who CLONED UTubeDrama as a PARODY WEBSITE 1 year ago and instead of THROWING HIS WEBSITE IN THE TRASH WHERE IT BELONGED IN THE FIRST PLACE because nobody was visiting his CLONED PARODY website he decided to give the failing website to GimmeaBreakMan who is TOO STUPID TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HTML IN THE FIRST PLACE and could not write any HTML scripting code if it slapped him in the face and even with his new STOLEN GENERIC BLUE TEMPLATE he still could not admit that NOBODY WAS INTERESTED IN ANYTHING HE HAD TO SAY OR POST.

4. Inmendham is NOW ON VloggerHeads and already there has been pictures of him in a fake Hitler mustache in his VloggerHeads video comments calling him a NAZI and HITLER THE SECOND and this is the kind of welcome that VloggerHeads gives to YouTubers who come over from YouTube and then the VloggerHeads admins Renetto and tlg847 Tom still to this day why nobody from YouTube wants to join them over there on their VloggerHeads continent.

5. 365Project January 7 Host DanBron says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 7 DANBRON that he does not normally do vlogs but he is here and he is doing it and other than a couple of sentences that were dribbling out of his mouth I did not understand a word he was saying and that is the reason he has only 12 subscribers in almost 2 years and only 1 video posting because HE SUCKS and SHOULD NEVER HAVE VOLUNTEERED TO DO THIS PROJECT IN THE FIRST PLACE and not only that but I WANT MY 2 MINUTES BACK FROM YOU.

6. 365Project January 8 Host HoboSapien23 says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 8 HOBOSAPIAN23 that PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY CALL HIM HOBO SAPIAN 23 which has to be the STUPIDEST NICKNAME I HAVE EVER HEARD and then he jumps on his pogo stick while solving the Rubik's Cube and this guy needs to GET WITH THE 21 CENTURY because the Rubik's Cube came out and was popular 30 YEARS AGO and the pogo stick came out 40 YEARS AGO so next time you decide to do another video you need to STEP UP YOUR GAME and SOLVE a 7 SIDED RUBIK'S CUBE BLIND FOLDED WHILE FOOLISHLY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON A POGO STICK and then I will be impressed.

7. 365Project January 9 Host ImOldJosh says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 9 IMOLDJOSH that he says hello to UTubeDrama webmaster Trevor Rieger but just because he says hello to me DOES NOT MEAN I AM GOING TO TALK TO THIS 16 YEAR OLD KID WHO IS HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY and NO I AM NOT SINGING TO YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY and then he says HE HAS VIDEOS ON HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF and this is just ANOTHER YOUTUBE WHORE WHO KNOWS HE IS A WHORE and that is the ONLY credit I will give this Guitar Hero wannabe a real guitarist who claims to read 3 books at the same time yeah right.

8. 365Project January 10 Host BirdRage says in her YouTube video titled JANUARY 10 BIRDRAGE that she has all these T-shirts where she got autographs from underground no name no brand independent punk rock bands and then she says there is a T-Shirt she has with an autograph on it but SHE CANNOT READ IT SO SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHO SIGNED IT and how can you ask for somebody's autograph making them think you are their fan and then when they scribble on your T-Shirt YOU FORGOT WHO SIGNED IT which makes you a ROCK BAND GROUPIE and next time you ask for their autographs make sure you PRINT THEIR NAME UNDER IT so at least you will know who wrote on your UGLY T-Shirts.

9. 365Project January 11 Host KameronKhaos says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 11 KAMERONDHAOS that he plays the violin because that is what all Irishman do in Ireland like Darby O'Gill And The Little People and then he says YOUTUBERS SHOULD WORSHIP HIM FOR PLAYING THE VIOLIN and then he cuts to a scene where SOMEBODY is playing the violen but he NEVER shows his face while playing it so obviously HE IS NOT PLAYING THE VIOLIN AT ALL and instead had somebody else play it in the video without showing their face which is FAIL ON SO MANY LEVELS.

10. 365Project January 12 Host Lomasca says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 12 LOMASCA that HE IS GOING TO PLAY A REAL VINYL RECORD ON HIS OLD GRANDMA'S 1934 RECORD PLAYER and then he starts looking at the old records like YOU SHOULD HAVE BETTER PREPARED YOUR VIDEO AND ALREADY KNEW WHAT ANCIENT RECORD YOU WERE GOING TO PLAY BEFORE FILMING IDIOT and then he puts on this PURPLE RECORD OF ALL COLORS and PUTS THE NEEDLE ON THE RECORD BEFORE TURNING IT ON and this dude is an UTTER MESS and NEEDS TO BE SPANKED BY HIS GRANDMA FOR SCRATCHING HER PURPLE RECORD and send him to bed for the rest of the week and ground him a month from UPLOADING ANYMORE STUPID YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

October 8 2008

1. YourTubeAdvocate January 2008 Host TrueBlueAustralian says in his YouTube video titled YTA 17.1 GOOGLEBYE FORMER YOUTUBE EMPLOYEE DAMIEN ESTREICH that YourTubeNEWS DamienEstreich IS NO LONGER AN EMPLOYEE OF YOUTUBE because of many disputes between him and the company and this news did not even make a BLIP on the radar screen since Damien was first DEMOTED from being the Worldwide Headquarters YouTube Community Advocate to his own Australian YouTube staff employee to being a NOBODY because YouTube's Staff Mia who helped get him hired back in February 2007 has had conflicts with him in the past because Google is taking YouTube away from the Community mindset and into the Television and Movie world because that is where the advertisement dollars are at and it makes no difference if he was FIRED or QUIT on his own because HE NEVER DID ANYTHING THAT WAS FOR THE COMMUNITY IN THE FIRST PLACE except to PROMOTE HIS OWN PEOPLE like MiaaRose.

2. AskCarrieLee says in her YouTube video titled TALKIN TUBE 3 UTUBER ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AND INTERVIEW WITH JAY FROM RIPFILMS AND YOUTUBE YEAR IN REVIEW that RIPFILMS (PERMABAN JayLichtenberger) has a NEW YouTube Channel called ScenicVideos which are scenic videos with snow and streams and other things that are called NATURE that many YouTubers have not experienced in a long time because they are too involved in uploading their videos and making comments and on other social networking websites like MySpace and FaceBook and Stickam and BlogTV and Twitter and of course reading THEIR EMAIL and he will have these videos on his website for FREE for people to download as screensavers as long as they give him credit and a link back to his channel which all sounds good except that RIPFILMS is PERMABANNED ON YOUTUBE from his old YouTube account JayLichtenberger and now he has created another YouTube Partner Channel ScenicVideos and what is up with her always promoting her friends like him and she needs to start promoting people who are NOT HER FRIENDS since she now has her old webcam working to make it look like she lost weight.

3. YourAverageAdam says in his YouTube video titled THEOREM OF MEXICAN CUISINE QUALITY RELATIVITY ABOVE 3 DOLLARS that his 10 dollar mexican burrito was the WORST BURRITO he ate and the cheaper 4 dollard mexican burrito was the BEST BURRITO he ate meaning CHEAPER BURRITOS TASTES BETTER and since that is the case then IT IS OK TO TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO TACO BELL and explain to her that those 1 dollar burritos are MORE TASTIER than if you took her to an expensive Mexican Restaurant and then he says DO NOT TRY TO ADD HIM ON HIS PRIVATE MYSPACE ACCOUNT BECAUSE HE WILL REJECT YOU AND YOU WILL THEN CRY because his PRIVATE MYSPACE PAGE is only for his REAL FRIENDS and all of his FAKE FRIENDS ON YOUTUBE can add him on his throwaway alternative secondary PUBLIC MYSPACE PAGE.

4. 365Project January 4 Host Nerimon says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 4 NERIMON that Dave SHOULD BE PUNISHED for not doing his January 1 vlog on 365Project since it was his day and that people need to subscribe to his YouTube Collab Channel NerdFighterLike with his girlfriend YourTikken Becky but YouTubers must DO THIS AT THEIR OWN RISK meaning he still does not know how to comb his hair right even though it is shorter than before and you would think his girlfriend would do that for him since he is staying at her house since he has NO INTERNET CONNECTION and he must not be fucking her because in her latest video on their collab channel she spends the whole time SMILING WHILE FONDLING HER BANANA meaning HE IS NOT DOING HIS JOB IN BED or it just means SHE IS INTO BIGGER THINGS than what he can give her.

5. 365Project January 5 Host PurplePiratePixie says in her YouTube video titled JANUARY 5 PURPLEPIRATEPIXIE that her brother was born prematurely and that he could have killed her mother and himself and then she says her cousin gave her permission to use the song as her background in her video but HER COUSIN'S SONG DID NOT AT ALL HELP HER VIDEO and that song that she likes so much SUCKED THE BIG ONE meaning if you are going to do a vlog then DO NOT ADD BACKGROUND MUSIC TO IT and if you do decide to add some music since your vlogging sux anyways then make sure IT HAS A NICE BEAT TO IT otherwise it will hurt your video making skills such as this song you chose.

6. 365Project January 6 Host Fozkey says in her YouTube video titled JANUARY 6 FOZKEY that TODAY WAS NOT HIS DAY TO UPLOAD A VIDEO so now we have in the first week so far at least 2 people who HAVE NOT MADE VIDEOS on the days they were scheduled to make their vlogs and if this is just the first week where they have to get SUBSTITUTE YOUTUBERS to upload videos because the other YouTubers who was scheduled to do their vlogs DID NOT then what does that say about the rest of the year since there are 51 more weeks to go meaning YOU CANNOT CALL IT A 365Project IF YOU SIGNED UP 365 YOUTUBERS TO DO THE PROJECT AND WHEN THEIR DAY COMES THEY CHICKEN OUT AND NOT DO IT and this was predicted what would happen last year by UTubeDrama website so do not says I did not tell you so.

7. FadedHolySoldier says in his YouTube video titled YAHOO'S 25 RAP ARTIST LIST PART 1 OF 4 that Yahoo has list of 25 OF THE WORST RAPPERS OF ALL TIME like white rapper boy Bubba Sparxxx who is some fat boy trying to rap like a hoodrat and then he says these HOODRATS AIRHEAD BIMBOS goes on MySpace and starts changing their names to BUSTA BABY for the CHOLOS and MISS NEW BOOTY and YASMINLICIOUS and BITCHALIOUS and this dude knows exactly what he is talking about because he be down like dat and we have hoodrats that creep over to YouTube as well that try to make a name for themselves because they think they are somebody special when in reality they are nobody in real life and all these ghetto ass girl hoodrats need to wake up and smell the coffee because they think they will be famous on MySpace and YouTube and all the other social networking websites out there because they all want people to believe a LIE about their own identity crises because on the internet you can even be a DOG and you will have people out there believing that you really are a dog.

8. PoppaRoc46 says in her YouTube video titled DO YOU YOUTUBE IN YOUR CLOSET that SHE IS A CLOSET YOUTUBER and she has tried to talk to her REAL friends and REAL family about YouTube and THEY DO NOT GET IT and THEY DO NOT WATCH and DO NOT HAVE ACCOUNTS and that is 99 PERCENT OF THE WORLD because PEOPLE JUST DO NOT GET THIS FAKE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY that people is saying is on YouTube because MOST PEOPLE ARE SMART TO NOT GET THEMSELVES INVOLVED ON THE INTERNET because they realize that their REAL FRIENDS are their next door neighbor and are the people that live in their house and apartments and the people that they see at work and the people that are CLOSET YOUTUBERS are the people that are ANTI-SOCIAL thinking that there is a BETTER WORLD ONLINE than in their own reality and she needs to stop with signing every comment she makes on her videos with ROC because even STUPID YOUTUBERS can see by her linked username highlighted in pink to show that she made that comment and nobody else.

9. MrAdamSir says in his YouTube video titled BIRDS AND STONES that HE IS STILL A SINGLE MAN AND HE WANTS TO GO DATE WOMEN but how in the hell do you expect to date anybody when you are glued to your computer monitor uploading boring ass videos and clean up your bedroom and wash those dirty clothes on your bed and your momma must not have taught you good manners and until you clean up your bedroom and do the laundry then you will not get your weekly 20 bucks allowance so you can take your make believe date to your local McDonald's to get your Happy Meals and next time you do a vlog you need to DITCH THE SWEATER and ask your mom if you can turn on the heater in the house because you look cold.

10. SamueltehG33k says in his YouTube video titled HYPOCRISY FLOWS LIKE RAIN that Delpresador was SUSPENDED and thinks he flagged his videos to get him suspended so now Delpresador is trying to take revenge and get him suspended and then he says if he is suspended he will just notify YouTube and all of his videos will be back up again within 4 minutes meaning THIS DUDE IS DELUSTIONAL if he thinks that his channel will be back up 4 minutes after they are taken down because YouTube does not work that way son and if your channel gets banned because of his sock accounts flagging your channel then you will just have to eat it up and go outside and play hide and go seek and tag with the other neighborhood boys on your street.

October 7 2008

1. PERMABAN YouTuber D1993r DiGGer now on VloggerHeads diGGer Donald Peterson 47 years old Underground Utility Technician and Pipe Layer from Everett, Washington Yahoo IM diggerdonp diGGerDON diggerdonp@hotmail.com youtube.com/d1993r myspace.com/diggerdonp diggerdonp.spaces.live.com cid-1375f46cf86e8437.profile.live.com digg.com/users/diGGerDON NewNet IRC Network newnet.net says on VloggerHeads that VloggerHeads Moderator ZenArcher IS PICKING ON HIM and HAS BEEN REVEALING HIS PRIVATE INFORMATION ON VloggerHeads IN HIS VIDEOS and after complaining about it his Blog was CENSORED AND REMOVED BY VLOGGERHEADS ADMIN Renetto and tlg847 and then HE PULLED HIS OWN VIDEOS while complaining to VloggerHeads Admin who had ZenArcher pull his video talking bad about him and this along with FancyRants (PERMABAN MrDoodyHead2 PERMABAN MrDoodyHead) saying ZenArcher is a MILDLY RETARDED TOOTHLESS BALD ASS WANNABE COWBOY and calling once again for Achampag a MOUSY LITTLE CUNT as well as other things and all of this is the reason why YouTubers are SCARED to come on VloggerHeads because of moderators DROPPING DOX and HATERS not being banned which makes that NING platform channel no better than YouTube itself.

2. DannacaLynn says in her YouTube video titled SURPRISE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR that SHE IS BACK AFTER A 2 MONTH HIATUS and she came back just to tell her YouTube subscribers and Friends that SHE HAS KICKED THEM ALL OFF OF HER MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK PAGES which was a WISE CHOICE BECAUSE YOUTUBERS ARE WEIRD AND ARE STALKERS and if you want to hang with your REAL CLOSE FRIENDS then you would HANG OUT ON MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK and now she has YOUTUBERS CRYING THAT THEY GOT BANNED FROM HER MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK PAGES and SHE WILL NOT COMMENT ON YOUR MYSPACE PAGES TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF HER ATTENTION and her YOUTUBE PARTNER MONEY IS GETTING LOWER BECAUSE SHE HAS NOT BEEN ACTIVE so instead of her earning $10.78 a month she is now down to $4.82 a month.

3. PayToTheOrderOfOfOf2 says in her YouTube video titled I MISS YOU that HER AND HER FIANCE JAMES LOST THEIR APARTMENT IN JUNE 2008 BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT AFFORD TO PAY THE RENT and HER CAR BROKE DOWN and SHE HAD NO MONEY TO GET IT FIXED so they walk everywhere they go and so now they do not live together and why is this bitch talking for 7 minutes of the whole video talking about her boyfriend when her subscribers subscribed to watch HER and HER VIDEOS not of HIM well except for LonelyGirl15 who subscribed to her only to make people think she wasn't an actress which was a bad move on her producer's part and THIS BITCH AND HER BOYFRIEND NEEDS TO GET A JOB AND GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE UNTIL YOU CAN MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY YOUR BILLS LIKE YOUR RENT AND YOUR CAR AND EVERYTHING ELSE because you are both FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE and just like Obama got a job as President Of The United States your black boyfriend can get a job as well and you being a white woman HAS NO EXCUSE for not working and stop believing in that reincarnation junk because THERE IS NO SANCTUARY.

4. 365Project January 2nd Host AlwaysRunning says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 2ND TOM'S VLOGGING TRIP OF AWKWARDNESS that he is usually BEHIND THE CAMERA when he does his sketch comedies and not IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA and that can only be a good thing because HE NEEDS TO BUY A WEED WACKER AND WACK OFF HIS HAIR that is flying in all directions and WHAT IS UP WITH THE TOM AND JERRY T-SHIRT like THAT IS SO OLD SCHOOL WHICH IS OLDER THAN YOUR OWN MOTHER so GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND PUT ON A SHREK CARTOON T-SHIRT or something that is MORE RECENT than some 1930's American cartoon and for GOD'S SAKE CHANGE THAT AWEFUL RINGTONE you have on your cell phone because that tone sounds like a 1994 midi file that you stole off of the internet and splurge a few bucks and buy a Katy Perry ringtone instead which sounds alot better than your attempted singing lesson.

5. 365Project January 3rd Host TheTreeOrTheBear says in his YouTube video titled JANUARY 3RD THETREEORTHEBEAR that he has been 20 years old for 1 hour and 12 minutes like WHO THE FUCK CARES HOW MANY HOURS OR MINUTES OLD YOU ARE does that mean you are going to make another stupid video saying you are now 20 years old and 5 hours and 36 minutes lik you are as bad as that American woman where if you call up TIME or POPCORN she will say THE TIME IS 8 48 EXACTLY BEEP and DUDE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE IN THE TOILET TRY TO GET AIR WHEN YOU TALK BECAUSE YOUR MICROPHONE SUCKS not to mention the copyrighted music you are using and if anymore of these videos this year has copyrighted music and uploaded on this channel then this channel will not last very long at all.

6. Catrific aka YourFavoriteCat Cat 19 years old Christian college student from Atlanta, Georgia youtube.com/catrific youtube.com/YourFavoriteCat twitter.com/catrific catrific.blogspot.com stickam.com/yourfavoritecat says in her YouTube video titled 2009 IS FINE that HER MAC BOOK IS BROKEN and so she will not be making any videos anytime soon and the way she broke her Mac Book Pro is by tripping on her on stairs in her own house like HOW STUPID IS THAT if it is any stairs you would not be falling down it would be the ones in your own house and then she says 2008 WAS NOT MY BEST YEAR AND I HOPE 2009 IS BETTER but if she is starting 2009 by BREAKING HER OWN LAPTOP then that is a sign for WORST THINGS TO COME and she wants YouTubers to make COOL VLOGGING VIDEOS IN 2009 as if her videos are any better and she needs to work on making her own videos cool before telling others to make good videos.

7. SmileYouSee says in her YouTube video titled INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIP AM I A BLACK SELLOUT that she is with a white man and have a biracial child by a white man and her child is in a PRIVATE SCHOOL instead of a POOR GHETTO BLACK PUBLIC INNER CITY SCHOOL so DO NOT JUDGE HER BECAUSE SHE LIKES THE WHITE MAN'S DICK and SHE IS NOT A BLACK SLAVE GETTING FUCKED AND RAPED BY HER WHITE MASTER BECAUSE THAT IS IN THE PAST and you need to GET WITH THE TIMES and we are going to have a BIRACIAL PRESIDENT IN THE WHITE HOUSE SOON and HE TOO HAS TURNED HIS BACK AGAINST BLACK AMERICANS because at one time he was a Community Organizer in Chicago telling other black people to enroll their children into public schools and even donated money to Chicago Public Schools and now that he is in the WHITE MAN'S WORLD and in the WHITE MAN'S HOUSE he will now be sending his 2 black daughters to a 99% ALL WHITE PRIVATE SCHOOL in Washington D.C.

8. LadyBlue3 says in her YouTube video titled MY HAIR JOURNEY THE BIG CHOP that she LOCKED HER HAIR but not as a political statement but just because it was easier to manage because her hair was processed badly in the past and fell out and now she will cut off her locks to start a brand new Obama Day and when she cuts her hair and has a black curly bush on her head she will LOOK LIKE A MAN WITH AN AFRO IN THE 70s but she says she will put some makeup on her face and where huge hoop earrings so people will not think she is a man but a Revolutionary Black Panter Woman like back in the day and do not think that you will lose weight by cutting off of your hair because you will not and you need to take those hair weave extensions and give them away to those teenage black girls wearing weaves on Maury so they will stop crying about WHO THEIR BABY DADDY IS.

9. HaleyHeartsMac says in her YouTube video titled BIRTHDAY HAUL that on her 17th Birthday she got MAKEUP SURPRISE SURPRISE considering her whole channel is about makeup and different eyeshadows and she is filming in HER MOTHER'S BATHROOM of all places like HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT and hopefully their is no shit smell in the bathroom while she was filming and it is weird for her to talk about brown eyeshadow and stinky eyeliner IN HER BATHROOM like please make better use of your house and DO NOT FILM IN THE BATHROOM because all of these copycat boring YouTube Eyeliner videos are already GOING DOWN THE TOILET.

10. TheSagaciousGirl says in her YouTube video titled PROJECT TOO MUCH BOOTY IN THE PANTS that SHE HATES WHEN MEN TELL HER THAT SHE HAS A PRETTY FACE and that is because THEY WERE ALL LYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH IS DOG UGLY and you need to LOSE SOME DAMN WEIGHT is what you need to do BECAUSE YOU ARE LIVING A LIE IN THAT ELEPHANT SKIN YOU ARE IN BECAUSE YOU LOOK PREGNANT EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT and YOU HAVE ROLLS OF FAT AND NO WAIST and YOU ARE ALMOST AS WIDE AS YOU ARE TALL and while you are at it TRASH THAT AUTO FOCUS QUIKCAM WEBCAM YOU HAVE because IT IS DISTURBING TO SEE IT MOVE EVERYTIME YOU MOVE AND IT IS RUINING YOUR VIDEOS so instead of going to Costco and RAIDING THE TWINKIE AISLE you need to save up enough money and GET A LIPOSUCTION because that is the NEW THING that women are doing these days and then get knocked up and pregnant because 40 is creeping around the corner for you.

October 6 2008

1. 365Project says in their YouTube video titled JANUARY FIRST MUSICFROMBLUESKIES that they are starting the first video of the 365 videos that will be uploaded onto YouTube for their project but what ruined the whole video is seeing a grown fat american man Toddly00 laying on the bed with the English teenagers like OmgmHazzRocks who he is trying to marry to cover up him liking the English teenage boys in the MusicFromBlueSkies band like 3Sixty5Days and KickThePJ and RandomProdinc this whole seen is just creepy to watch when you have an fat harry smelly 4 eyed American man well into his 30's drinking and partying with teenage kids and these are the reasons why YouTubers have problems with the so-called YouTube Community.

2. ToolTime9901 says in his YouTube video titled THE ARGUMENT FROM MENTAL ILLNESS that there is a HOMELESS BUM ROAMING HIS COLLEGE CAMPUS HANDING OUT THE END IS NEAR PAMPHLETS talking about how thos old man is MENTALLY ILL and SCHIZOPHRENIC because HE BELIEVES IN A REAL HEAVEN AND A REAL HELL AND A REAL GOD AND A REAL DEVIL because he is getting telepathic waves from Satan telling him these things but this is the way atheists think that only deluded people believe in Christianity and The Bible but yet if they met an atheist who was drugged up and crazy talking about how he knows that God does not exist because he has never seen God and Science has not proved there is a God or not and if Science cannot prove there is a God then there must be no God and that is the kind of thinking that these drugged up atheists believe because they are so high on meth and marijuana that they cannot open themselves up to the possibility that they nor science knows all things.

3. Antishay says in her YouTube video titled LOSING WEIGHT THE HARD WAY WEIGH IN NUMBER 31 EVERYTHING OMG that she is now 173.2 and have lost 45 pounds in 2008 which is thrilling and I am proud of her but then this bitch gets crazy and says her favorite thing to do on Christmas Eve is to TAKE DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE so now we have this Jenny Craig woman who TAKES DOWN THE CHRISTMAS TREE BEFORE CHRISTMAS like why buy a Christmas Tree if YOU ARE GOING TO THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE BEFORE CHRISTMAS that is like BUYING A PUMPKING AND THROWING IT IN THE TRASH THE DAY BEFORE HALLOWEEN or BUYING A THANKSGIVING TURKEY and EATING THE TURKEY BEFORE THANKSGIVING DAY and this people is what happens to fat women who LOSE TOO MUCH WEIGHT IN 1 YEAR because 90 PERCENT GAIN THE WEIGHT BACK AND EVEN ADD MORE POUNDS in their first 5 years and good luck in your new collab channel because you are going to need it.

4. HealthyAddict says in her YouTube video titled WHY I DO NOT BELIEVE IN YOUR GOD that she is to go to church 3 times a week and growing up she says SHE DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS ANY OTHER RELIGION BESIDES CHRISTIANITY because she lives in a small town and THIS LONG HAIRED BITCH MUST HAVE NEVER WATCHED TELEVISION OR READ THE NEWSPAPER OR EVEN WENT TO SCHOOL meaning this woman has lived a shelter life if she never knew about any other religion which is very hard to believe and she says that she is an atheist to Christians' God just like Christians are atheists to people who believe in the Greek gods like Zeus and while this atheistic bitch is rambling on she is cutting up vegatables in her kitchen and then she WIPES HER HAIR OVER HER EAR and INSTEAD OF WASHING HER DIRTY HANDS BY TOUCHING HER ATHEISTIC HAIR SHE CONTINUES TO CHOP HER ONIONS and next time you upload a video make sure you MAKE YOUR DINNER FIRST before you ramble on about nothing.

5. RbiCru7 says in their YouTube video titled 207 SUB CONTEST GIVEAWAY YAZ AUTO FREE SPOT ALL FREE AND OUR GROUP BREAKS that he is selling BASEBALL SPOTS and there will be giveaways in this contest and this guy says he wants to GET MORE YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS by YOUTUBERS COMMENTING ON WHAT BASEBALL SPOTS THEY WANT and then this sports memorabilia auction salesman pitch starts showing baseball memorabilia to the camera meaning now we have EBAY REJECTS coming over from EBAY TO SELL THEIR SPORTS SHIT by using YouTube as their new video format FOR FREE instead of paying the EBay fees to auction sports shit off and this dude needs to chill because his hands and arms are moving all over the damn place and stop with the numbers using your fingers because that shit is so ghetto and stop trying to be a wannabe Eminem white boy cause you ain't from no damn hood so stop with the fast talk and who the hell wants a Minnesota Spring Training jersey T-Shirt that HAS DIRT STILL ON THE UNIFORM and you need to wash that damn T-Shirt with 3 full cups of TIDE and 3 DOWNY FABRIC SOFTENERS and then come back on YouTube and try to give it away.

6. TimeLordFromHell says in his YouTube video titled TONY'S BLOG NUMBER 44 that he appreciates his subscribers for the past 2 years he has been on YouTube and then he starts naming off YouTube usernames on his paper but then this 19 year old man starts kissing on his UNDERAGE 16 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND 8MittenKitten8 and they START TO DO NAUGHTY THINGS ON THE BED but then he CALLS HER A BITCH because she is not old enough to see Twilight which means they must be the ONLY PEOPLE IN ENGLAND WHO HAS NOT SEEN THAT MOVIE and if this 19 year old boy was living in America HE WOULD BE ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH A GIRL WHO IS 16 YEARS OLD which is called STATUTORY RAPE and you would be THROWN IN PRISON NEVER TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY because in America those kinds of ANIMALS are called PEDOPHILES.

7. ChloeThatKarateKid says in her YouTube video titled VIDEO BLOG that SHE IS MAD THAT SHE IS GETTING HATE COMMENTS about her movie review of TWILIGHT that she uploaded because people think her video is STUPID and that she HATED THE MOVIE TWILIGHT because it was a TEEN ACTION ROMANCE MOVIE and for those haters DO NOT LEAVE HER HATE COMMENTS because she says it MAKES HER MORE POPULAR and she does not want to be popular and that is the reason why she is WHORING HER VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE and MYSPACE and that she does not want you to INSULT HER INTELLIGENCE ABOUT THE MOVIE because SHE LOVED THE BOOKS BUT NOT THE MOVIE and DO NOT HATE ON HER AND CALLING HER A LESBO BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT ON MAKE-UP meaning she is trying to HIDE HERSELF IN HER LESBO CLOSET because of her previous video where she is KISSING HER GIRLFRIEND WHILE LESBIAN SINGER KATY PERRY IS SINGING IN THE BACKGROUND.

8. BriansRedd says in his YouTube video titled GOODBYE 2008 that refuses to do his DJ gigs at the nightclubs on New Year's Eve because the club patrons get so drunk that THEY FORGET TO PAY HIM or THEY HAVE NO MONEY IN THEIR WALLETS TO PAY HIM to play extra songs and BLIZZARDS OUTSIDE on New Year's Eve that is too much of a hassle and he wants everybody to come to Las Vegas to see his gig and you only have to pay 150 DOLLARS IN ORDER TO GET IN THE DAMN PLACE like YouTubers have 150 DOLLARS to blow WHILE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD IS IN A RECESSION SINCE THE 1930's and dude next time you ask YoUTubers to pay 150 DOLLARS to see your ass play a gig you need to seriously talk to your music agent about lowering the price because YOU AIN'T ALL THAT AND A BOX OF COOKIES.

9. CoolDuder says in their YouTube video titled PHILADELPHIA VACATION TRIP AROUND THE TOWN VLOG that they have all made BAD TRIPS HERE IN PHILI including his brother Dweebo1234 and so he STARTS FILMING IN THE MALL AND SAYING THERE ARE ALOT OF EMOTIONAL EMOS IN THE MALL and then he goes into a GOING OUT OF BUSINESS KbTOY STORE and his whole 23 minute video is showing the places they visit in the mall and in the hotel like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHANNEL SUPPOSE TO BE ABOUT BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A SEINFELD CLONE WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT NOTHING IN EVERY EPISODE and all they talk about is what shops were there in the mall from last year and what shops went bankrupt and the way these 2 bumbling assholes are acting even though they are not acting but acting REALLY STUPID and this is the TRASH VIDEOS that YouTube will have on their servers because not even a defunct local cable access show would pick this YouTube Channel up for a season.

10. KassemG says in his YouTube video titled VLOG BLEEP FAST that HE AGREES WITH THE YOUTUBE CENSORSHIP AND THE ALGORITHMS OF VIDEOS for using words like FUCK and SHIT and then he gives examples on how to reword your sentences so that you still get the same effect without dropping the F BOMB all over the place but then he starts to forget what he was going to say because HE IS READING FROM A SCRIPT and next time you get on YouTube you need to MEMORIZE YOUR SCRIPTS because it looks more professional and YouTubers will not have to look at you reading the teleprompter ever again just a tip to take in consideration from UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger.

October 5 2008

1. JezuzFreek777 Anthony 37 years old Christian millwright machinist repairman who rides a motorcycle from Hammond, Indiana youtube.com/jezuzfreek777 myspace.com/jezuzfreek777 stickam.com/jezuzfreek777 livevideo.com/jezuzfreek777 says in his YouTube video titled MY NEW STYLE OF PREACHING that he is defending atheists like TOMMYfromtheBRONX aka TMC1969 against Christians who is debating against him and many Christians are saying he is CHANGING HIS MESSAGE AND SOFTENING UP HIS VIDEOS because HE DOES NOT PREACH THAT ATHEISTS WILL GO TO HELL and ONLY CHRISTIANS WILL GO TO HEAVEN but in reality he started to change the way he does his videos ever since he says he was getting a divorce and LEAVING YOUTUBE FOR GOOD but as you can see he is STILL ON YOUTUBE just like other atheists who says THEY WERE LEAVING YOUTUBE and IS STILL POSTING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE so yes he is CHANGING HIS MESSAGE since he has become friends with other YouTube atheists like TOMMYfromtheBRONX.

2. PowderPink Najah lesbian from Bronx, New York youtube.com/powderpink says in her YouTube video titled SANTA IS GHETTO that she had a GHETTO CHRISTMAS WITH HER LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND's MOTHER and THE BITCH GOT HER SOME PERFUME NAMED RACING YAHT AND THE 99 CENT STORE and she gave her husband A BOOTLEG IMPOSTER'S VERSION OF BRUTE COLOGNE AT THE 99 CENT STORE meaning THIS BITCH IS UNGRATEFUL AND SHE SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN ANY CHRISTMAS GIFTS BECAUSE SHE IS HIGH MAINTENANCE and this when this woman collects her 99 pennies from her YouTube Partner check she needs to take her fat black ass to the 99 cent store and get that 99 cent non alkaline battery electric toothbrush and buy some 99 cent store baking soda toothpaste made in a China and BRUSH YOUR YELLOW TEETH and scrub them hard to make sure you get all of that years built up of plaque and when you cleaned your teeth up then come back on YouTube and make a video of your experience.

3. HowieReportingLive aka HowieH Howie H. 32 years old former television reporter from Macon, Georgia originally from Miami, Florida HowieReportingLive@yahoo.com youtube.com/howiereportinglive myspace.com/HowieIsFamous myspace.com/howiereportinglive twitter.com/justplainhowie twitturly.com/user/justplainhowie twitterholic.com/justplainhowie twitter100.com/justplainhowie blogtv.com/people/HowieReportingLive facebook.com/people/Howie-David/1613471132 stickam.com/HowieReportingLive says on BlogTV LIVE that HE WILL GET HIS 7 SOCK ACCOUNTS TOGETHER AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BOYCOTT UTubeDrama website just so they can get more famous like once upon a time when he was a local television reporter in Florida and then he drags SMPFilms Mr. Safety into his BlogTV Chatroom to say that THERE WAS NO CHARITY SCAM at the San Francisco YouTube Gathering but the problem is when he says THERE WAS NO CHARITY SCAM he is saying it UNDER HIS FAKE COUNTERFEIT DOLLAR BILLS THAT IS HANGING ON HIS WALL and the only reason why HOWIE IS FAMOUS is not from his WHORING BILLBOARD that was on his local television station but because he was MENTIONED by UTubeDrama webmaster Trevor Rieger on his website.

4. Lorax1515 SUSPENDED! Lorax1515 Joe 27 years old college graduate now school teacher from Pennington, New Jersey youtube.com/lorax1515 myspace.com/lorax1515 twitter.com/lorax1515 twitturly.com/user/lorax1515 twitter100.com/lorax1515 blogtv.com/people/lorax1515 stickam.com/lorax1515 Lorax1515 leaves YouTube with 940 subscribers and 69 videos uploaded but he is still on BlogTV where he posted a video CRYING that HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT WAS PERMANENTLY DISABLED and he says he created the video of him masturbating and jizzing in a cup but HE DID NOT UPLOAD IT ON YOUTUBE and he says he made a video about giving 10th graders condoms in school and now all of his hard work on trying to be a YouTube Partner is gone meaning DO NOT PUT ALL OF YOUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET as many YouTubers do and then they CRY when they find out that their account has been suspended and all of their videos gets the notorious phrase This video has been removed due to terms of use violation so now this dude should be REJOICING AND PRAISING THE YOUTUBE GOD FOR BANNING HIS CHANNEL because NOW HE CAN GO OUTSIDE AND SEE THE SUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST 3 YEARS.

5. Veritas48 Noah 24 years old college student from Houston, Texas originally from Long Beach, California youtube.com/veritas48 stickam.com/veritas48 says in his YouTube video titled UPDATES AND SUGGESTIONS that this E-Beggar wants to WHORE HIMSELF MORE by CREATING A WEBSITE WITH HIS VIDEOS AND BLOGS ON THEM and then he WHORES HIMSELF EVEN MORE by saying HE WANTS TO MAKE A DVD SERIES FROM HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT RELIGION and right now HE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A BOOK and he says that ATHEISTS AND CHRISTIANS ON YOUTUBE DO NOT HAVE VERY GOOD DEBATES and he will have a DONATION BUTTON ON HIS WEBSITE BEGGING PEOPLE TO GIVE HIM MONEY FOR A NEW CAMERA because he says he has an old camera and needs a new camera meaning here we have an E-Beggar Atheist who is E-Begging YouTubers to give him money for a new camera and to pay for the costs of his MAKE BELIEVE WEBSITE that HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE YET.

6. Cimbolic from San Francisco, California youtube.com/cimbolic says in his YouTube video titled ATHEIST FUNDAMENTALS that STRONG ATHEISM believes that GOD DOES NOT EXIST and WEAK ATHEISM believes that THEY DO NOT BELIEVE GOD EXISTS BUT THEY ARE OPEN THAT GOD MAY EXIST and AGOSTICISTS believe that MAN CANNOT KNOW IF GOD EXISTS OR NOT and an ATHEIST AGNOSTIC is the belief that YOU DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD BUT MAN DOES NOT HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE TO KNOW IF GOD EXISTS OR NOT meaning THIS GUY IS CONFUSED HIMSELF because now he is CLASSIFYING ATHEISTS INTO GROUPS by calling them STRONG ATHEISTS and WEAK ATHEIST implying that IF A PERSON DOES NOT KNOW IF GOD EXISTS OR NOT is considered a WEAK ATHEIST so then I guess that means a STRONG CHRISTIAN believes that GOD EXISTS and a WEAK CHRISTIAN believes that ATHEISTS EXIST.

7. StramDima aka StramMovies Dima 14 years old Sram Movie Productions from Beverly Hills, California strammovies@yahoo.com youtube.com/stramdima youtube.com/strammovies myspace.com/strammovies strammovies.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled WHO THE HECK IS MOHAMMAD PABEL MIAH that some muslim guy named Mohammad has DMCA'd 3 NigaHiga YouTube videos but to make matters worst he says this muslim guy is a HACKER WORKING FOR TERRORISTS meaning this skinny white kid must think that all muslims are terrorists which is a racist belief that should not be allowed on YouTube and this Mohammed guy is probably some dorky 13 year old white kid living in the suburbs on America filing false DMCA claims on YouTube videos which happens everyday.

8. StephaniiexSohh Stephaniie Sohh 18 years old Chinese girl from Midlands, Birmingham, United Kingdom youtube.com/stephaniiexsohh myspace.com/stephaniiexsohh says in her YouTube video titled NigaHiga'S 2 TOP VIDEOS REMOVED that SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHY SHE IS CREATING A VIDEO BECAUSE HER LIPS ARE SWOLLEN and I will not speculate on why this Chinese 18 year old girl's lips are swollen since she just started on YouTube with only 8 subscribers but it is a fact that many Chinese girls seem to have this swollen lip problem in England after being with an English boy on the first date but my word of advice to this woman is to NOT TO GET ON YOUR KNEES FOR ANY ENGLISH MAN BECAUSE THEY WILL JUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU SEXUALLY and you are lucky that it was just your lips swollen because next time it could be your knees and butt and all Chinese women need to be careful in the United Kingdom when talking to those nasty Englishmen.

9. FiveSuperDuperTubers Monday Host eHyYiTsErIcA aka TheEricaAndLilyShow aka CuzCuzwereCosins Erica youtube.com/ehyyitserica youtube.com/fivesuperdupertubers says in her YouTube video titled MONDAY BLUE OR GREEN that for Christmas which her family celebrates on Christmas Eve at midnight that she got a hair straightener to straighten her hair but then she shows the camera to her bigger sister who is using it like THAT IS NOT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT IF YOU GET SOMETHING THAT YOUR OWN SISTER IS USING that is just like a husband getting a wife a microwave oven for Christmas knowing damn well that he will be using it all of the time to heat up his hot pockets or it is like a Mother getting her daughter a brand new car just so her daughter can take her own errands like to the grocery store and I guarantee you that your bigger sister is going to use that flat iron MORE THAN YOU so in reality THAT IS YOUR SISTER'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT YOU STOLE FROM HER and you need to apologize and just give the bitch her curling iron now.

10. FiveSuperDuperTubers youtube.com/fivesuperdupertubers Collab Channel Lineup is Monday eHyYiTsErIcA aka TheEricaAndLilyShow aka CuzCuzwereCosins Erica youtube.com/ehyyitserica youtube.com/theericaandlilyshow youtube.com/cuzcuzwerecosins Tuesday PolkadottedCam Cam 15 years old Born Again Christian on July 9, 2007 youtube.com/PolkadottedCam Wednesday KarliKreations Karli Thursday Host FiveIsOurName youtube.com/KarliKreations youtube.com/fiveisourname Thursday JJWebshows101 Jeremiah 13 years old youtube.com/JJWebshows101 Friday DanaaXD Dana 14 years old Tuesday Host of FiveFabUsers youtube.com/DanaaXD youtube.com/FiveFabUsers

October 4 2008

1. JipsiIsDrunk (PERMABAN Producing101 aka PERMABAN JipsiK aka PERMABAN Jipsiville) Jipsi Kinnear aka Jeremy Stuart Kinnear 39 years old unemployed independent Canadian filmmaker turned controversial YouTube ranter against the status quo from Ontario, Canada youtube.com/JipsiIsDrunk youtube.com/Producing101 youtube.com/JipsiK youtube.com/Jipsiville myspace.com/jipsiville IS SUSPENDED AGAIN! After 5 months of going against YOUTUBE TOS TERMS OF SERVICE that specifically says IF YOU ARE SUSPENDED YOU MAY NOT CREATE ANOTHER ACCOUNT AGAIN he finally GOT THE BANHAMMER UNDER HIS CHRISTMAS TREE FROM SANTA CLAUSE which is almost TO THE DAY when he was first banned on YouTube and to rain on his 5 month parade after collecting 700 subscribers and almost 20,000 channel views was ThePiratesGuild spokesperson Captain Sparrow PERMABAN DanielsPengies who was the reason why PERMABAN JipsiK was suspended in the first place because PERMABAN JipsiK DROPPED DOX on his last name which is AGAINST THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY GUIDELINES not to mention the fact that YouTube Staff Mia still hates him for getting drunk and yelling and screaming at the Canada YouTube Gathering and so now he has REOPENED his VloggerHeads account where he will stay since he is not welcomed back on YouTube.

2. BloodyBryce aka BloodyJaime Jaime Bryce 23 years old from New South Wales, Australia youtube.com/bloodyjaime youtube.com/BloodyBryce myspace.com/bloodyjaime says in her YouTube video titled GUITAR TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS that she is learning to play the guitar but upon playing she continues to mess up and gets mad at herself and she should not have closed her previous account because she is a good filmmaker even though she will yell at the Mormon Missionaries that SHE LOVES SATAN and she had many videos on YouTube but these are the phases that YouTubers go through after being on YouTube for a couple of years is that they will either close their channel for good or delete all of their videos and start over again not to mention the YouTubers who make videos stating I AM LEAVING only to come back uploading videos a week later.

3. DeliciousBathWater Will Hatcher Improv stand-up comic Willie Dynomite Comedy from Delray Beach, Florida Talent Manager 25 year old entrepreneur sister Felecia Hatcher aka Felecia Flair founder of Feverish Ice Cream Mobile Party feverishicecream.com feleciahatcher@gmail.com flair@feleciaflairpr.com feleciaflairpr.com BUSINESS INQUIRIES ONLY 561-306-1832 561-703-2249 billyhatcher5@gmail.com WillHatcher.com youtube.com/DeliciousBathWater myspace.com/kingwillonius myspace.com/willdapoemist willipedia.wordpress.com facebook.com/pages/Will-Hatcher-aka-Willie-Dynomite/7600901554 facebook.com/people/Willie-Dynomite/18702611 says in his YouTube video titled BEST CHRISTMAS EVER that he is going to wrap himself and put himself under Whoopi Goldberg and Barabara Walters' Christmas Tree on The View and if he does they need to RETURN TO SENDER because ain't nobody want another CRANK DAT HOMELESS BUM sleeping under their Christmas Tree and then he says that OJ Simpson better not DROP THE SOAP in prison or he will get butt fucked but this guy looks AS QUEER AS FUCK and is probably wishes he was in OJ's shoes so he can get raped in dat ass every night and this guy must be on crack because he says MAKE BABIES ON CHRISTMAS SO YOU CAN GIVE BIRTH IN JULY but if that was the case then all of these babies would be 2 MONTHS PRE-MATURE since it is almost January.

4. ShwaNerd James 16 years old from Oshawa, Canada youtube.com/shwanerd says in his YouTube video titled SHWANERD GOES TO JESUS CAMP that every Summer he goes to a Jesus Camp which is a Petacostal Camp but it was as bad as the movie Jesus Camp and the camp councelors tell you to go up to the pulpit and you will get hypnotized and FILLED WITH THE HOLY GHOST and that they can tell which church you came from by your funny gibberish words known as SPEAKING IN TONGUES or GLOSSOLALIA but no he says the Jesus Camp is BULLSHIT because now he is an older teenage atheist and he says at his recent Jesus Camp meeting the councelor says to do not look for evidence and do not just THINK ABOUT IT but just read your Bible and Pray and next Summer he is GOING TO JESUS CAMP WITH HIS ATHEISTIC CAMERA and LIE THAT HE IS A CHRISTIAN AND MAKING A DOCUMENTARY FOR HIS CHURCH meaning now we have an ATHEIST WHO IS NO BETTER THAN A CHRISTIAN BECAUSE HE IS LYING TO THE CAMP COUNCELORS JUST SO HE CAN EXPOSE OTHER TEENAGERS WHO REALLY LOVE JESUS and this is the kinds of atheists who like to disrupt other people's spiritual experience just because this teenage kid had a bad experience himself.

5. Audible484 aka Audible484Music Miguel Armendarez 18 years old Mexican Cholo wannabe amateur hardcore gangster rapper Audible SWIK from Fontana, California AIM TheeAudible484 AIM elpayaso48 SKYPE TheeAudible484 Audible484@gmail.com Miguel_484@msn.com armendarezmiguel@yahoo.com youtube.com/audible484 youtube.com/Audible484Music myspace.com/theeaudible myspace.com/tunezmusic myspace.com/twistedemcees Soundclick.com/TheeAudible facebook.com/people/Miguel-Armendarez/1464590425 stickam.com/audible484 says in his YouTube video titled FUCK CHRISTMAS that THERE IS NO SANTA CLAUSE THERE IS NO RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER THERE IS NO BABY JESUS and the Santa Clause you see in shopping malls WILL NOT GIVE YOU YOUR PRESENTS because it is just an old white man with a long white beard who wants you to SIT ON HIS LAP and TICKLE HIS PENIS and the CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER IS MADE OUT OF SLAVE'S SKIN and the GAY CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY IS CALLED MERRY CHRITHMATH meaning THIS WACKED OUT POTHEAD HIP HOP WANNABE ARTIST HAS BEEN SMOKING TOO MUCH WEED AND IS STONED and if he just STOPPED USING HIS MONEY TO BUY MARIJUANA THEN HE WOULD HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FIX HIS BROKE ASS COMPUTER.

6. Lisasz09 Lisa 34 years old MAC NARS MUFE make-up showcase advertisement model from Baltimore, Maryland youtube.com/lisasz09 twitter.com/Lisasz09 twitturly.com/user/lisasz09 twitterholic.com/lisasz09 twitter100.com/Lisasz09 says in her YouTube video titled HAUL NUMBER 30 that she got a BIG HAUL OF MAKEUP PRODUCTS then she puts some pink cream shit on her finger and then holds it close up to the camera so her subscribers can see it but all we saw is PINK BECAUSE SHE IS WHITE AND HER FINGERS ARE ALREADY PINK so that was STUPID TO SHOW PEOPLE HER PINK CREAM COLOR ON HER PINK FINGER and most of these so-called make-up showcase model artists were FIRED from department stores who went bankrupt like Mervyn's and since nobody is going to the shopping malls and buying make-up they think they can just USE AND ABUSE YOUTUBE to get their MAC products out there and they need to SPEND SOME MONEY TO GO SEE A SPEECH THERAPIST because THEY ARE BORING TO LISTEN TO and STOP WITH THE STUPID WEIRD COLOR NAMES and JUST CALL THEM PINK not HOT PINK or FINGER PINK or PRETTY PINK because IT IS STILL PINK.

7. TrollArtsnScienceCo retired marine on medical discharge youtube.com/trollartsnscienceco says in his YouTube video titled CHAD IS A FIXER that HE VERBALLY RAPES BOYS like ChadWillCockSlapYou6 who is a SKINNY LITTLE WHITE BOY WHO IS A WIGGER WHO CANNOT TALK RIGHT and that is harsh language to use in his video and how does a person VERBALLY RAPE anybody which is strange and he says he can do that because Chad called him a RAPIST and BABY FUCKER and a BABY KILLER who BURNS THE BABIES AFTER RAPING THEM because he has seen combat war in the military jungle in Vietnam but he really served in the Middle East but this guy is a RETARD in the first place because he is crying that Chad BLOCKED HIM and FLAGGED HIS VIDEOS but yet this dude is in a SCARY HALLOWEEN MASK TO COVER HIS BURNED FACE FROM HIS ROADSIDE BOMB BLASTS IN IRAQ.

8. George4Title George Hemminger 38 years old commodities broker AEI-CASC engineering consultant Radio Talk Show Host on RonPaulRadio.com sales manager Ron Paul from Riverside, California george4title@yahoo.com Riverside_Stamp_Coin@hotmail.com youtube.com/george4title myspace.com/george4title linkedin.com/pub/5/395/793 facebook.com/people/George-Hemminger/761405933 says in his YouTube video titled PREDICTIONS WHAT DO I DO WITH MY MONEY WILD SPECULATION ON GOLD PRICES that he predicts THERE WILL BE AN ECONOMIC MELTDOWN CRISES IN AMERICA IN FEBRUARY 2009 A MONTH AFTER PRESIDENT-ELCECT BARACK OBAMA BECOMES PRESIDENT and that the United states Federal Reserve IS ON A SUICIDE WATCH AND YOU NEED TO BUY SILVER AND GOLD NOW BECAUSE THE DOLLARE WILL BECOME USELESS SOON and they are RUINING OUR COUNTRY and Obama will help RUIN THIS COUNTRY because of his choices for his new cabinet members where most of them are from the OLD CLINTON ADMINISTRATION and right now we are in a CRASH PRE-OBAMA and this ECONOMY RECESSION WILL BE WORST THAN THE 1930'S WITH A WORST FAMINE EVER so BUY PRECIOUS METALS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE and this guy is a DOOM AND GLOOM kind of guy and that is because HE IS MAKING MONEY OFF OF PRECIOUS METALS and THIS IS HIS BUSINESS so he is automatically suppose to be a DOOMSDAY ECONOMIC PROHPET on YouTube.

9. AwesomeWinPerson123 aka ZachJackAttack aka Zxmelee (PERMABAN ZachJack) Zachary Jackson 19 years old from Innisfil and Barrie, Ontario, Canada youtube.com/awesomewinperson123 youtube.com/Zxmelee twitter.com/zachjack twitturly.com/user/zachjack twitterholic.com/zachjack twitter100.com/zachjack says zachjack.blogspot.com facebook.com/people/Zach-Jackson/511169464 stickam.com/zachjack vumaz.com/zach in his YouTube video titled REAL AND UNCUT WHAT I THINK OF KEVIN that HE DOES NOT MATTER ON THE INTERNET and this is so true that NOBODY MATTERS ON THE INTERNET but this guy needs to GET A FUCKEN JOB instead of wasting his time on YouTube talking about another YouTuber because THAT IS AGAINST YOUTUBE POLICE TO HARRASS OTHER YOUTUBERS and this dude needs to GET A LIFE AND GET A JOB and when you get that first check from shoveling your neighbor's snow instead of wasting it all on dope you should set some dollars aside to buy a 99 cent scissors and then go to your bathroom mirror and CUT OFF YOUR DOG HAIR instead of harrassing Apple fanantic AwesomeMacPerson123 kid on YouTube who also DOES NOT MATTER ON THE INTERNET.

10. Weaver505 aka 505WeaverFamily Weaver 26 years old Dolphins sports fanatic from Albuquerque, New Mexico youtube.com/weaver505 youtube.com/505weaverfamily says in his YouTube video titled I AM DOING A SUB CONTEST FOR MY DAUGHTERS PAGE that the first 25 people that subscribe to his secondary YouTube channel will be entered in the contest and the winner will win a consolation gift so here we have a guy on YouTube telling his subscribers to GO SUBSCRIBE TO MY BABY DAUGHTER'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL as if that ain't weird in the first place because you have to be 13 years old to even register for an account and if he is the person who registered then he is A STUPID FATHER to ask pedophile strangers on YouTube to go subscribe to his baby daughter's channel and watch her videos and as soon as he starts getting pedophile perverted comments on his baby daughter's channel let UTubeDrama.com Webmaster be the first person to tell you I TOLD YOU SO.

October 3 2008

1. CharlieSkies Charlie 16 years old from London, England, United Kingdom youtube.com/charlieskies charlieskies.blogspot.com dfvblog.blogspot.com says twitter.com/charlieskies twitturly.com/user/charlieskies twitterholic.com/charlieskies in his YouTube video titled VLOG that HE DOES NOT KNOW WHY HE IS MAKING THIS VLOG and the reason why he has not been making vlogs is because HE HAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT and that he has been playing Wii FIT for hours and next time DO NOT UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO UNTIL YOU GO TO A BARBER SHOP AND HAVE HIM CHOP OFF THAT MOPP ON YOUR HEAD and while you are at it ASK SANTA CLAUSE TO BRING YOU CLOTHES THAT FIT ON YOU because that long sleep shirt you have on is TOO BIG FOR YOUR SKINNY BODY and STOP DANCING ON YOUR KITCHEN TABLE because you will lose subscribers that way because they will think you are high on drugs.

2. BarrettTV (PERMABAN GetYoBig2) Barrett Blackman 20 years old Columbia College Chicago student from Glenwood, Illinois youtube.com/barretttv myspace.com/no_a_lemon facebook.com/people/Barrett-Blackman/1146270015 facebook.com/group.php?gid=22145744241&ref=ts blogtv.com/people/barretttv stickam.com/barrettTV says in his YouTube video titled THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS that YouTubers have stopped making videos because they do not want to be harassed by CyberStalkers and since YouTube is a hobby and people do not get harassed collecting stamps then they should not get harrassed by uploading their videos on YouTube and he says he has CREEPY PEOPLE who PM him to tell him what his phone number and his address and where he is at and who he is with and what clothes he has on is just because he says he is now a YouTube celebrity and famous on YouTube and how in the hell is this URKEL LOOKING SKINNY BLACK 4 EYED MAN WITH A FUNNY LOOKING TUMOR ON HIS HEAD that is suppose to be an afro expect to be famous when he is ONLY FAMOUS IN HIS OWN MIND and that if he did not think he would some day be famous that he would not have a MySpace or FaceBook or be on any other Social Networking Website on the internet and you might as well close your MySpace and FaceBook pages because YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER NUMBER ON YOUTUBE AND YOU AIN'T NEVER GOING TO BE FAMOUS EXCEPT ON UTUBEDRAMA WEBSITE.

3. BloodyJaime Jaime Bryce 23 years old from New South Wales, Australia youtube.com/bloodyjaime myspace.com/bloodyjaime HAS CLOSED HER YOUTUBE ACCOUNT because of her personal phone calls to AlRightThatsCool B. Walker who UPLOADED HER SEX VOICE MESSAGES WITHOUT HER PERMISSION where she says HE HAS A GREAT PENIS and EVERYBODY ELSE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES but she of course was being SARCASTIC because this guy is a FAT CHAIN SMOKING BEER DRINKING PIECE OF SHIT and so is Team Alex and the rest of those Windows Movie Maker losers who are too poor to buy REAL VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE.

4. SimonParasite aka PommyPictures 15 years old former SUSPENDED collab channel FiveAwesomeKiwis host VlogBytes Channel co-founder from Wellington, New Zealand AIM simonparasite69`harass.simon.here@gmail.com pommy.pictures@yahoo.com youtube.com/SimonParasite youtube.com/pommypictures youtube.com/vlogbytes youtube.com/FiveAwesomeKiwis myspace.com/pommy_pictures myspace.com/eatenbyllamas twitter.com/simonparasite twitturly.com/user/simonparasite twitterholic.com/simonparasite pommypictures.blogspot.com stickam.com/simonparasite last.fm/user/simonPARASITE says in his YouTube video titled PRETENTIOUS SANDWICH that he loves eating Subway sandwiches but this white New Zealand teenager with his big Jewish nostrils starts ACTING CRAZY LIKE AS IF HE IS ON CRACK OR METH when he starts lip synching to THE LION KING and next time you make a video you need to STAND STILL AND STOP FLAPPING YOUR ARMS AROUND AND WAVING YOUR HANDS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA as if YOU ARE TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE YOUTUBERS TO KEEP WATCHING YOUR BORNING VIDEOS.

5. MissPacMan08 Heather-Maria 20 years old from Canada originally from Manila, Philippines youtube.com/misspacman08 says in her YouTube video titled SCIENCE AND POLITICS that SCIENCE IS POLITICALLY CONTROLLED AND IS MANIPULATED because the United States Government gives grants to whatever research project they want them to do research in while other scientific projects get nothing which is all FULL OF BULLSHIT because many scientific research labs get funding from PRIVATE ORGANIZATIONS that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT and THIS SMOKING ASS BITCH NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO DOING HER SMOKING VIDEOS because SHE LOSES VIEWS AND SUBSCRIBERS if WORDS COMES OUT OF HER MOUTH INSTEAD OF CANCER STICK SMOKE and then she has the nerve to put that SHE LOVES AlRightThatsCool B.Walker who is rumored to be the person RESPONSIBLE FOR BloodyJaime Jaime Bryce CLOSING HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL for all of those STALKING PHONE CALL MESSAGES he left her and in your recent video you hold up a sign that says you love 7Seveng7 Paul Seveng but since you are 20 years old now and no longer a teenager anymore his alter ego will have NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

6. MorriPopp Molly Wilcox 14 years old from San Diego, California morripopp.com youtube.com/morripopp myspace.com/mollykiinz says in her YouTube video titled SHOP ROCK AND ROLL that she went to her Shop Rock and Roll store and got a free picture taken of herself and other girlie things like MAKEUP and MASCARA and EYELINER and a PURSE like WHAT 14 YEAR OLD GIRL NEEDS TO HAVE A PURSE AT HER AGE and WHAT IS UP WITH HER FUNKY IPHONE THAT IS BROKEN meaning she must have dropped it alot on the floor if she is getting so many DROPPED CALLS and STOP EDITING YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH BECAUSE IT IS ANNOYING AS HELL and DO NOT TRY TO TALK JAPANESE BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE A WEABO just stick with the ENGLISH ONLY PROGRAM and you will be fine.

7. JuicyStar07 Blair 18 years old youtube.com/juicystar07 says in her YouTube video titled URBAN DECAY AMMO PALETTE NUDES that she is going to teach teenage girls how to put on eye shadow and then she names the eyeshadow neutral colors like SMOG and MILDEW and OIL SLICK and LAST CALL and CHOPPER and MAUI WOWI and SHATTERED and POLYESTER RED and GRIFTER meaning WHY NOT JUST NAME THE COLORS RED WHITE AND BLUE AND BROWN AND PURPLE and who in the hell thought up of the idea to name an olive green shadow color MILDEW like what girl would want to put MILDEW on her face and these teenage girl eyeshadow videos are just the thing YouTube is looking for to bring in ADVERTISERS for the 12 to 18 year old GENDER GIRL DEMOGRAPHICS.

8. TheStarvingTenor Alejandro Galaviz 27 years old Chili's Quality Assurance former waiter college student avid Weight Watchers member from North Richland Hills, Texas originally from Dallas, Fort Worth, Texas AIM TheStarvingTenor Yahoo IM TheStarvingTenor TheStarvingTenor@gmail.com alejandro.galaviz@gmail.com youtube.com/thestarvingtenor twitter.com/more_thing facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Galaviz/1358486219 stickam.com/thestarvingtenor says in his YouTube video titled THE STARVING TENOR TST RANT VERSION 1.5 that he is a waiter at a restaurant and gets paid 2 DOLLARS AND 13 CENTS AN HOUR with almost NO TIPS meaning HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SURVIVE MAKING 2 BUCKS AN HOUR and YOU MUST BE LIVING IN MISSISSIPPI or another POVERTY STRICKEN SOUTHERN STATE because ain't no way a SMART PERSON is going to take a job for 2 DOLLARS AN HOUR which equals 8 DOLLARS A DAY working part time and 16 DOLLARS A DAY WORKING FULL TIME and so you must be eating all the food in your restaurant to compensate for your low under illegally minimum wage job because it shows in your obese weight and then you are mad because your aunt gave you a pillow and blanket and that is because SHE HATES WATCHING YOU LIVE IN THE STREETS IN A CARDBOARD BOX and this is NO WAY FOR A BUM TO LIVE and you need to QUIT YOUR JOB and PICK UP CANS because I guarantee you will make MORE MONEY doing that with NO TAXES taken out of your hard earned paycheck.

9. StaceyAnnie Stacey 18 years old from Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada AIM StaceyAnniee breakingbutterflies@hotmail.com staceyannie@livejournal.com youtube.com/staceyannie staceyannie.livejournal.com says in her YouTube video titled KRISTEN STEWART IS A STONER that Twilight Movie star actress Kristen Stewart was SMOKING POT ON HER FRONT PORCH and that IS A VERY BAD IMAGE FOR TEENAGE GIRLS BECAUSE SHE IS THEIR ROLE MODEL and this BITCH NEEDS TO STOP CRYING ABOUT IT because SHE IS NOT HER MOTHER AND PROBABLY SMOKES CANNABIS HERSELF UP THEIR IN CANADA and if an American actress wants to smoke a joint or weed in front of their house then THAT IS THERE BUSINESS whether LEGAL or ILLEGAL and that is the problem with these STUPID ASS TEENAGE GIRLS who LOOK UP AT these teenage American actresses and singers like Miley Cyrus because they think they are suppose to be PERFECT just because they know how to act or sing and when they find out they are just like everybody else it is a huge let down and embarrassing to their fans and millions of teenage girls needs to WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE BECAUSE IT IS THE YEAR 2008 and just realize that all of these teenage stars are ACTING and PLAYING A ROLE which of course will be totally different than how they act in their own personal lives.

10. Chris3325 Chris 19 years old youtube.com/chris3325 stickam.com/chris3325 XBox360 Username Chris3325 says in his YouTube video titled RESPONSE TO A CHRISTIAN PART ONE that he is an atheist and that the video titled EVOLUTION IS A FAIRYTALE FOR GROWN UPS PART 1 SCIENTIFIC FACTS by Christian YouTuber WeFalDwnButWeGetBkUp so this fat atheist dude who looks like a warlock with his black hood on his fat atheistic head rambles on in his 36 MINUTE VIDEO against the other video but then he claims HE HAS NEVER WATCHED THE OTHER VIDEO meaning THIS GUY IS A RETARD NO THIS GUY IS A FUCKTARD because how are you going to make a boring long ass 36 minute video debating what the other video was about IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET and this is the problem with YouTubers who WANT TO CAM WHORE THEMSELVES by replying to another video that they have a video response to but then say THEY NEVER DID WATCH THE MOVIE THEY ARE GIVING A VIDEO RESPONSE TO and the STUPIDITY CONTINUES ON YOUTUBE.

October 2 2008

1. PeriUrban aka CLOSED UrbanBlog Peri Urban Stewart Robinson 49 years old former scottish vocals rhythm guitar drums musician for The Dancers of San Martino band 1984-1987 fromer VloggerHeads Admin former eNation founder former TheTropolis co-founder from East Lothian, Scotland, United Kingdom stu@periurban.plus.com periurban.com youtube.com/PeriUrban myspace.com/periurban twitter.com/periurban twitterholic.com/periurban stickam.com/periurban livevideo.com/periurban brainpilot.blogspot.com says in his VloggerHeads video titled VLOGGERHEADS WHO NO LONGER VLOG that VloggerHeads IS DEAD because ALMOST ALL OF THE 1,800 registered users in the 5 months since it has been up and running are GONE and NOWHERE TO BE FOUND and that TheTropolis IS NOT DEAD because IT NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO LIVE TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY and then he goes on to say that THE COMMUNITY IS HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS who WILL HELP HIM IF HE HAS A HEART ATTACK OR A STROKE and NOT THE ONLINE COMMUNITY BECAUSE THEY CANNOT HELP HIM IF HE IS ILL and this FAILED VloggerHeads Experiment was predicted months ago when UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger saw people leaving from VloggerHeads when they found out that IT WAS ON A NING PLATFORM THAT HAS NO BASIC FEATURES LIKE SUBSCRIPTIONS and because of this VloggerHeads was just to HARD TO NAVIGATE AND KEEP UP WITH WHO REPLIED TO WHO'S COMMENTS among other problems like the co-founder of the site is Renetto who is known to be two-faced toward certain people and tlg847 Tom who failed as the leader of the YouTube Community Council which NEVER ACCOMPLISHED NOT ONE THING even though he was in bed with Renetto from the start which was to start their own website away from YouTube who are both STILL YOUTUBE PARTNERS and STILL HAVE ACTIVE ACCOUNTS AND UPLOADING VIDEOS which is another oxymoron to VloggerHeads.

2. DejuanP aka DeJuanPTV amateur comedian from New Orleans, Lousiana youtube.com/DeJuanP youtube.com/dejuanptv twitter.com/dejuanp twitterholic.com/dejuanp blogtv.com/people/dejuanp says in his YouTube video titled WHAT IS YOUR WEIRDEST FREAKOUT THINGY that he is scared to walk down long dark hallways because of him seeing all of the Nightmare On Elm Street series with Freddie Krueger and so we have a GROWN ASS MAN IN HIS 30's WHO IS SCARED OF SPOOKS IN THE NIGHT and SHADOWS ON HALLWAY WALLS and who still YELLS AND SCREAMS FOR THEIR MOMMY and says to himself out loud THIS IS ONLY A DREAM THIS IS ONLY A DREAM which is the exact same thing thousands of people say everytime they watch these STUPID NONSENSE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE is that THIS IS ONLY A DREAM THIS IS ONLY A DREAM.

3. JohnOllie John O. tv actor hip hop rapper The Gecko Brothaz debut album From Dusk Till Dawn from Harlem, New York BUSINESS INQUIRIES ONLY Thageckobrothas@gmail.com priestforever.net youtube.com/johnollie myspace.com/johnollie myspace.com/thaactor myspace.com/thegeckobrothas says in his YouTube video titled RESPONSE TO DAVID SPATES I AM NOT GAY VIDEO that just because he was in a video with David Spates in a YouTube video does not mean that THEY ARE BOTH GAY and in fact DavidSpates' wife TRIED TO HIT ON HIM BECAUSE OOOO SHE SO HORNY OOOO SHE SO HORNY and actually when you look at the black men that are on YouTube it seems like these 2 are about THE ONLY ONES THAT ARE NOT GAY because most of the other black men on YouTube SWING THE OTHER WAY when it comes to their own sexaul identity and IF A BLACK MAN HAS itsChrisCrocker CHRIS CROCKER IN THEIR YOUTUBE SUBSCRIPTIONS THEN IT IS ALMOST A GUARANTEE THAT HE IS A CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL.

4. Spidey999 David Jaffe 36 years old video game designer for Twisted Metal and God of War Playstation 2 games from San Diego, California originally from Birmingham, Alabama vibe2ant@yahoo.com imdb.com/name/nm1558495 davidjaffe.biz youtube.com/spidey999 twitter.com/djaffe twitturly.com/user/djaffe twitterholic.com/djaffe twitterholic.com/djaffe criminalcrackdown.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled I WATCH ONE OF THE GROSSEST SADDEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN that he saw this internet video titled GLASS IN MY ASS glassinmyass.com after watching 2girls1cup.com 2 GIRLS 1 CUP and this is the kind of weird people we have on YouTube who uploads a video showing them watching a guy sit on a glass bottle that brakes and then watching the blood leak out of his ass is DISGUSTING and SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE even if it is just him filming his reactions and for anybody that ever wanted to know what kind of TWISTED EVIL MINDED PERVERTED FUCKS do video game designers have and now you know where they get their inspiration to create the next R-rated video game for teenagers.

5. xxxJoelPolexxx Lucy Bryant Eades 25 years old and husband Joel Eades 25 years old from Longview, Texas Joelpole83@aol.com AIM xXxJOELPOLExXx Yahoo Messenger xxjoelpolexx youtube.com/xxxjoelpolexxx myspace.com/joelpole myspace.com/glamourdesigns xanga.com/xxxjoelpolexxx myworld.ebay.com/joelpole83 says in her YouTube video titled PREGNANCY WEEK 16 that she is now 16 weeks pregnant and that she LOOKS LIKE POO in other words THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE SHIT with her FRIZZY UNWASHED BLONDE HAIR and then she goes on to say that she just had an ultrasound done on her body and that she now KNOWS THE GENDER OF HER FETUS like why is it that women these days SPOILS THE SURPRISE OF A NEWBORN BABY by KNOWING THE GENDER 5 MONTHS BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN which is a shame in today's world that WOMEN ARE SO CURIOUS THAT THEY HAVE TO KNOW IF THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A GIRL AND BOY meaning SCIENCE ITSELF SPOILS A LOT OF THE FUN by telling the mother if she will have a boy or girl it is just like as if she opened her Christmas present 5 months early in July.

6. Timaya Qaadir Howard 20 years old transsexual transgender singer formerly known as Ms Phoenix Majesty the female impersenator drama whore from Manhattan, New York originally from Decatur, Georgia youtube.com/Timaya myspace.com/qaadirofficial myspace.com/atorri myspace.com/phoenixmajesty says in his YouTube video titled TODAY WE DANCE that his album will be coming out in January 2009 and will be sold on iTunes and Amazon and Napster and eMusic and at your LOCAL GHETTO MUSIC STORE like WHO IN THE HELL IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS SHITTY BONGO PLAYING MUSIC because THIS SHIT SOUNDS LIKE CRAP and YOU CANNOT MAKE THE LYRICS OUT because of those damn AFRICAN BONGO DRUMS and this guy who thinks he is a girl needs to GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR and SILENTLY DANCE instead of TRYING TO SING because this shit IS NOT SINGING and HE SHOULD PAY FOR EVERY YOUTUBER WHO CLICKS ON HIS LAME ASS VIDEO AND LISTENS TO HIM MUMBLE TO HIMSELF.

7. GlobalSideChannel Channel Founder and former FiveAwesomeKiwis SUSPENDED Channel Host TheJoeFrom1993 Joseph 15 years old from Christchurch, Canterbury, New Zealand thejoefrom1993.tk youtube.com/globalsidechannel youtube.com/TheJoeFrom1993 thejoefrom1993.blogspot.com eatyourash.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled THEJOEFROM1993 MAGIC SCARNESS that he has a RED SCAR DOWN HIS MOUTH while playing video games and he does not know how it got there and he probably got that bloody scar from the other kid who punched him in the face and then knocked his ass out for beating him so bad in video games and this teenager needs to GO TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL NOW and find out what the hell that bloody scar is from because HALLOWEEN HAS ALREADY PASSED and if that scar stays on your mouth long enough you can GO TRICK OR TREATING NEXT YEAR AS DRACULA if they do that sort of think in New Zealand.

8. XxGamingMazterxX (PERMABAN GamingMazter) Hugh 12 years old underage child on YouTube and Rory aka Lester 14 years old from the United Kingdom youtube.com/XxGamingMazterxX xxgamingmazterxx.wordpress.com says in his YouTube video titled RORY AND HUGH LONG TIME NO VIDEO that he and his friend starts to PLAY WITH THEIR FOOD FROM McDonalds because even though the British HATES America as much as American's HATE the British there is NO DENYING THE FACT that ALL BRITISH CITIZENS EAT AT AMERICAN McDONALDS FAST FOOD RESTAURANT and this kid WAS BANNED ONCE BEFORE EARLIER THIS YEAR FOR BEING UNDERAGE and now that he is a PERMABANNED YOUTUBER it is just a matter of time that this channel gets suspended as well.

9. Choosing2Lose aka Mandy71480 aka MlD71480 Mandy 28 years old from Aiken, South Carolina AIM mld71480 Mandy71480@yahoo.com mld71480@hotmail.com choosing2lose.com youtube.com/choosing2lose youtube.com/MANDY71480 youtube.com/mld71480 myspace.com/MANDY71480 twitter.com/mandy71480 mandy71480.livejournal.com/profile stickam.com/choosing2lose profiles.yahoo.com/mandy71480 thedailyplate.com/users/profile/mandy71480 mandy71480.deviantart.com ex-fiance DeadlyDante Sims Avatar says in her YouTube video titled 12 POUNDS OF CHRISTMAS WEEK 4 that HER MOM HAS DIED THIS YEAR and HER DAD HAS LUNG CANCER and in between that time SHE HAS QUIT WEIGHT WATCHERS BECAUSE SHE HAS GAINED WEIGHT IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS as in NO SHIT SHERLOCK OF COURSE YOU GAINED WEIGHT YOU FAT COW and THAT IS THE REASON WHY WEIGHT WATCHERS and BANKRUPT JENNY CRAIG DIETS DO NOT WORK and YOU NEED TO GET OFF OF YOUR FAT ASS AND STOP UPLOADING VIDEOS TO YOUTUBE and GET OUTSIDE and WALK ACROSS STATES to pickup your boyfriend Chad and WHY ARE YOU DRIVING A THOUSAND OF MILES TO GET HIS LAZY ASS JUST TO BRING HIM TO YOUR HOUSE and this is why WOMEN CANNOT BE INDEPENDENT BECAUSE THEY ARE EMOTIONALLY TRAPPED IN THE MAN'S SIMS WORLD.

10. LoraAndLayton Lora 20 years old and husband Layton 22 years old from Texas originally from Atlanta, Georgia youtube.com/Loraandlayton loraandlayton.blogspot.com says in her YouTube video titled TRIPP IS HERE LABOR STORY that she gave birth to a healthy baby boy named Tripp who ways 7 pounds and 8 ounces and then she goes into telling her story about how she LOST HER MUCUS PLUG and so she asked the nurse if she can STRIP HER MEMBRANES like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WOMEN SPEAK ENGLISH because AIN'T NO MAN WHO KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT PREGNANCY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT and all that came out of your mouth was INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE INSANE IN THE BRAIN and next time you decide to have another baby and you upload a YouTube video you need to DUMB DOWN YOUR MEDICAL PREGNANCY TERMS so that at least men will know what the hell you are talking about.

October 1 2008

1. Boh3m3 aka 3m3hoB Ben Going 23 years old founder of Snarky Bastard Films waiter and now high school teacher's assistant from Torrance, California originally from Huntsville, Alabama and Cocoa, Florida ben@boh3m3.net boh3m3.net youtube.com/boh3m3 youtube.com/3m3hob wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Going myspace.com/boh3m3 blogtv.com/People/boh3m3 stickam.com/boh3m3 vimeo.com/boh3m3 flickr.com/photos/boh3m3 says in his YouTube video titled DAS ECONOMISTA that HE IS LIVING IN POVERTY SINCE MOVING TO LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA and that HE HAS BEEN OUT OF WORK FOR THE PAST 5 MONTHS and CANNOT FIND ANY MINIMUM WAGE WAITER JOBS and is now WORKING IN A GROCERY STORE DELI and HELPING BLACK HIGH SCHOOL KIDS IN THE CRIME RIDDEN CITY OF WATTS, CALIFORNIA and had to SELL HIS MOTORCYCLE TO PAY THE IRS and so now he feels humble of the experience of a regular Californian and hopefully he does not have any more CHIPS ON HIS SHOULDER when he did 2 years ago because he thought YouTube was going to MAKE HIM RICH and instead it GAVE HIM 45,000 SUBSCRIBERS in which 40,000 SUBSCRIBERS of his are DEAD GHOST ACCOUNTS knocking him from the TOP 10 MOST SUBSCRIBED DIRECTORS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO NUMBER 60 meaning this guy needs to CLOSE HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL and be like the Prodigal Son and pack up his bags and move back to Alabama and find that nice basement to live in at his parents house and day dream about the good ole days on Golden YouTube of 2006.

2. GregSolomon from It’s A Wonderful Life Bedford Falls youtube.com/gregsolomon says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE LIVE BOH3M3 AKA BOSCHEME that Boh3m3 DID NOT GET INVITED TO THE YOUTUBE LIVE EVENT becaue YouTube Staff are pissed off at him for GLEEFULLY DELETING OVER 100 OF HIS VIDEOS AND HAD FUN DOING IT and saying that YOUTUBE DID NOT HELP HIM ENOUGH IN GETTING HIM NOTICED AND HIS VIDEOS FEATURED and of his E-BEGGING WAYS AT LEAST 2 OR 3 TIMES not to mention all of the times his had his PAYPAL LINK IN HIS YOUTUBE VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS and he has talked more than once about LEAVING YOUTUBE FOR GOOD TO START HIS FILM CAREER meaning if a YouTuber is going to use YouTube's FREE WEB SERVER SPACE to upload videos and store them and to use their bandwidth and to make money off of their backs by being a YouTube Partner then you should not BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS IT as him and many other Partners have done lately.

3. Renetto Paul Robinette 40 years old business entrepreneur co-founder of VloggerHeads.com co-founder of Renetto Company founder of Paul Robinett Aromatherapy Candle Shop creator of the canopy chair and the kelsyus portable hammock from Mesa, Arizona originally from Columbus, Ohio paul@renetto.com paulrobinett.com renetto.com vloggerheads.com wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Robinett youtube.com/renetto says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE BLACKOUT WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE ADULT CONTENT that instead of YouTubers having a blackout on Friday December 19th meaning they will refuse to upload any videos on that day that they should have a CUSS OUT meaning they should CUSS OUT CHAD HURLEY AND STEVE CHEN to get there point across about ALGORITHMICALLY DEMOTING VIDEOS BECAUSE OF CURSE WORDS and to say something like HEY YOUTUBE KISS MY ASS YOU SON OF A BITCHES BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LEFT THIS COMMUNITY YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS SONS OF BITCHES ASS WIPE DICK HEADS KISS MY ASS YOU CUM GUZZLING PIECES OF SHIT FUCKTARDS and then after YouTubers upload their nasty filthy vulgar YouTube videos with all of the cuss words on December 17th then they can PAT THEMSELVES ON THE BACK because they have just become unwitting Beta Testers of YouTube's ALGORITHM FUCKBOT FOR FREE but regardless this video should be FLAGGED and his YouTube Channel SUSPENDED because HE VIOLATED YOUTUBE TOS TERMS OF SERVICE by CREATING MISLEADING VIDEO DESCRIPTION with DIRTY NASTY FILTHY SEX KEYWORDS and even with all of those keywords in his video description HE STILL GOT LESS THAN 6,000 VIDEO VIEWS.

4. AndyMcGaffigan aka McElectricChair Andy McGaffigan 29 years old college graduate from Los Angeles, California youtube.com/andymcgaffigan twitter.com/andymcgaffigan twitturly.com/user/andymcgaffigan twitterholic.com/andymcgaffigan blogtv.com/people/andymcgaffigan stickam.com/andymcgaffigan says in his YouTube video titled AN OPEN LETTER TO BOH3M3 that Boh3m3 has been WHINING AND CRYING to be featured on YouTube who has featured him a half dozen times anyway and Boh3m3's VOICE ACTING HIS INFERIOR to his own voice over acting and that Boh3m3 has been PROMOTED AND ADVERTISED on YouTube which is the MOST POPULAR VIDEO SHARING WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET and the REASON WHY NOBODY LIKES HIM IS BECAUSE HE SUCKS AND IS TERRIBLE and is JUST A HUGE TURD WASTING SPACE ON YOUTUBE.

5. TheDiamondFactory alias Danny Diamond Danny Zappin 33 years old film producer and director for girlfriend LisaNova Lisa Donovan co-founder of Zappin Productions rapper dancer A Diamond is Forever from Venice Beach, California originally from Columbus, Ohio zappinproductions.com imdb.com/name/nm0953296 youtube.com/thediamondfactory stickam.com/thediamondfactory says in his YouTube video titled DANNY AND BOH3M3 DISCUSS YOUTUBE SITE CHANGES ON BLOGTV that YouTube should GIVE THEM A FUCK LIST about what words ARE NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE and Boh3m3 is LOSING MORE SUBSCRIBERS THAN HE IS GAINING which is true because Boh3m3 has 45,000 SUBSCRIBERS but yet his videos nowadays get UNDER 10,000 VIDEO VIEWS meaning ONLY A FRACTION OF HIS SUBSCRIBERS ARE WATCHING HIS VIDEOS and Boh3m3 says that his subscribers are STUCK ON YOUTUBE and DOES NOT WANT TO SEE HIM ON HIS OWN PERSONAL GENERIC WEBSITE or FOLLOW HIM TO ANOTHER VIDEO SHARING WEBSITE and that is because YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS ARE A MYTH and THE REASON WHY Boh3m3 GOT MOST OF HIS SUBSCRIBERS IS FROM HIS NO SWEARING VIDEO because YouTube would PROMOTE THAT VIDEO ON THEIR FRONT PAGE EVERY SINGLE DAY IN 2006 and now that they do not do that anymore because YOUTUBE DOES NOT NEED USER GENERATED CONTENT ANYMORE FROM THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY BECAUSE IT IS A VERY BAD REVENUE MODEL FOR THE MARKETING ADVERTISERS AS WELL AS GOOGLE.

6. AskCarrieLee Carrie-Lee Altamura Touhey 29 years old atheist CPHT Certified Pharmacy Technician from Cape Cod, Massachusetts AskCarrieLee@gmail.com thetouheys@gmail.com youtube.com/askcarrielee myspace.com/askcarrielee askcarrielee.blogspot.com twitter.com/askcarrielee twitturly.com/user/askcarrielee twitterholic.com/askcarrielee blogtv.com/people/askcarrielee stickam.com/askcarrielee facebook.com/people/Carrie-Lee-Touhey/603777565 www.linkedin.com/pub/a/69/445 vloggerheads.com/profile/CarrieLee says in her YouTube video titled TALKIN TUBE EPISODE 1 AND EPISODE 2 that SHE HAS ANOTHER NEW SHOW ON YOUTUBE which was NO DOUBT PIMPED BY YOUTUBE STAFF who FEATURED HER FIRST TALKING YOUTUBE EPISODE 1 ON THE FRONT PAGE but even with 56,000 video views she STILL ONLY GOT LESS THAN 80 RATINGS and 100 COMMENTS which DOES NOT ADD UP COMING FROM ALMOST 60,000 VIEWS meaning YOUR VIDEO BEING ON THE FRONT PAGE OF YOUTUBE DOES NOT MEAN SHIT because PEOPLE WILL WATCH YOUR VIDEO AND YOU MAY GET SOME SUBSCRIBERS but THAT DOES NOT TRANSLATE INTO A LOT MORE COMMENTS AND A LOT MORE RATINGS such as in the FAILED EXPERIMENT to talk about what is LEFT OF THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY but what makes this MORE IRONIC is that SHE IS OVER ON Renetto's VloggerHeads and her FIRST VIDEO JUST 2 MONTHS AGO while SMOKING ON HER PROCH that she has HAD IT WITH YOUTUBE and SHE HATES WATCHING HERSELF ON YOUTUBE and one of the MAIN REASONS why she went over to Renetto's VloggerHeads because THERE IS TOO MUCH COMMERCIALISM ON YOUTUBE so YouTubers must be scratching their heads right now on WHY START A BRAND NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO SERIES ABOUT YOUTUBE with COMMERCIAL ADS NEXT TO YOUR VIDEO meaning YOU ARE NOW RESTRICTED WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT SAY IN YOUR VIDEOS and STOP CHANGING YOUR HAIR STYLE AND HAIR COLOR IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO YOU UPLOAD BECAUSE IT IS ANNOYING AS FUCK.

7. YsabellaBraveTalk aka YsabellaBrave Sister Mary Anne MaryAnne Ysobella Ysabella 30 years old former Yahoo Fraud Analyst now Cordless Recordings recording artist karaoke singer 2006 Miss Horrorfest Finalist from San Francisco Bay Area, California ysabellabrave.com wikipedia.org/wiki/Ysabella_Brave youtube.com/ysabellabrave youtube.com/ysabellabravetalk stickam.com/ysabellabrave hisprophet.livejournal.com says in her YouTube video titled UPDATE that YouTube HAS SUSPENDED HER MAIN CHANNEL YsabellaBrave and SHE AND HER BOSS HAVE BOTH BEEN LAID OFF OF YOUTUBE so she is in TEARS and DEPRESSED and SAD about her recent events happening to her but SHE HAS NOBODY TO BLAME BUT HERSELF because SHE STARTED UPLOADING COPYRIGHTED MUSIC OVER 2 YEARS AGO ON YOUTUBE while SINGING KARAOKE to the music and now she is FINALLY creating her own music in a studio with a record label but SHE WAS WARNED TIME AND TIME AGAIN NOT TO UPLOAD COPYRIGHTED MUSIC FOR HER BACKGROUND AND SHE IGNORED AND EVEN DELETED AND BLOCKED HUNDREDS OF YOUTUBERS WHO TRIED TO WARN HER so now she is SUSPENDED FROM YOUTUBE because of DMCA's that were filed to PROTECT THEIR MUSIC INTERESTS and have a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS because you are going to need it.

8. ThePeteMossShow The Pete Moss Show David Christopher Moss 36 years old from Belmont, North Carolina originally from Florida youtube.com/thepetemossshow myspace.com/daddync1 says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE STAR ARRESTED RESPONDS BACK that HE WAS ARRESTED FOR IMPERSONATING A POLICE OFFICER and he is FAMOUS because he was in his local newspaper and on his local news station because he shtick is to MAKE FUN OF PIMPS AND PROSTITUTES and other illegal activity that goes on in his bad neighborhood so in his last YouTube video it shows him going up to a John's car where he just picked up a hooker and telling them that he is a Gaston County Police Officer and he is under arrest for soliciting a whore so even though the video and his past videos were hilarious on the internet the fact that he IMPERSONATED A GASTON COUNTY POLICE COP is ILLEGAL and now he has to go to court to either PAY A STIFF FINE or GO TO JAIL or if he is lucky just some community service and a promise to never ever be a YOUTUBE VIGILANTE again.

9. RoobyJuice aka VeeBeeLicious collab channel ThreeRockinChicks Sarah 34 years old married bisexual atheist witch from United Kingdom youtube.com/roobyjuice youtube.com/threerockinchicks stickam.com/roobyjuice stickam.com/veebs says in her YouTube video titled ROOBY GETS HIT ON that she wants YouTubers to EXCUSE HER APPEARANCE and how dare her get on cam looking like a tattoo lady showing all of her tattoos on her arms and tits and that she HATES WEARING PAJAMAS so she PUTS A SHEET AROUND HER like IT IS FREEZING THIS TIME OF YEAR and ALL SHE HAS IS A SHEET WRAPPED AROUND HER and she is checking out that FAGGOT VIRTUAL REALITY WORLD game called SECOND LIFE and she made her avatar character and that within 20 minutes she had 7 PERVERTED GUYS PROPOSITION HER and these teenage boys are MASTURBATING TO HER AVATAR and if you look who is BEHIND HER AVATAR and FIND OUT WHO IT IS YOU WOULD THINK THAT SHE IS NOT FUCKABLE and even Laura Croft Tomb Raider video character is MORE FUCKABLE than her and then she says that YOUTUBERS SHOULD NOT BE COMPLAINING WHO GET 1 STAR RATINGS ON THEIR VIDEOS because AT LEAST IT IS 1 STAR and not ZERO STARS like THIS BITCH NEEDS TO GO TO BED NOW because if she started to get 1 star ratings on her videos she would be one fat PISSED OFF ENGLAND GOTHIC WITCH.