September 23 2008

1. YourTubeAdvocate November 2008 Host MysterEy1 Peter Appleseed 39 years old entertainment filmmaker The Entertainment Giant former UTubia President of the Mythical Legendary Land Of UTubia that only existed in his own mind from New York City, New York originally from Athens, Georgia MysterEy1996@gmail.com youtube.com/YourTubeAdvocate youtube.com/MysterEy1 youtube.com/entertainmentgiant youtube.com/PeterAppleseed youtube.com/Utubia1 youtube.com/utubia1party kyyboa.com imdb.com/name/nm2073967 myspace.com/mr_ee stickam.com/mysterey1 theentertainmentgiant.blogspot.com DEFUNCT CLOSED SHUT DOWN WEBSITE EntertainmentGiant.net says in his YouTube video titled YTA 16.5 EXCUSES that he has not been active as a November YourTubeAdvocate should be but that he will try to make a video everyday for the last week of November which also never happened and that he really has no time to be the November YourTubeAdvocate because he has a child to take care of and his own personal business meaning the YourTubeAdvocate Channel has lost so much ambition then when it first started 18 months ago that even the own monthly Advocates that are chosen have lost interest and you can see that for yourself by looking at the latest comments per video which equal about 10 comments per video and this ship is sinking so fast that the captain on board does not even know it is sinking and that captain is YourTubeAdvocate JustA11en himself.

2. BeaverBunch Monthly Transsexual Correspondent Host KadeClark Kade 21 years old StarBucks employee living in his mother's attic from Ft Worth, Texas youtube.com/BeaverBunch youtube.com/kadeclark kadeclark.livejournal.com says in his YouTube video titled TOY BOAT that his voice does not sound good because HE IS SICK WITH THE FLU but some wonder if it is THOSE HORMONE GROWTH DRUGS he is taking to MAKE HIS VOICE SOUND LIKE A WOMAN and this dude is going to turn out to be AN UGLY WOMAN when he is done getting his operation because HE ALWAYS LOOKS STONED and has those black circles under his eyes like he does not sleep well and then he says he goes to clubs and does THE FISHING POLE DANCE where he acts like he is reeling in a fish and the SHOPPING CART DANCE where he acts like he is picking things up off the shelves and THIS DUDE IS SERIOUSLY CONFUSED not about his own sexuality that GOD MADE HIM A MAN AND NOW HE WANTS TO CHANGE GOD'S IMAGE AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE but that HE HAS THESE WEIRD DANCE MOVES and anybody who sees him doing these fishing pole and shopping cart dance moves whether he stays a man or converts to a woman need to LEAVE THE CLUB ASAP before this dude reels you into his arms and this guy soon to be gal needs to MOVE OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S ATTIC and GET ON HIS FEET and GET A REAL JOB and GET YOUR OWN APARTMENT and then when you have done the BASICS OF LIFE FOR A 21 YEAR OLD then you can think about being a woman and making dumb ass YouTube videos.

3. BeaverBunch Friday Lesbian Host LuCaro22 Lu Laura 23 years old bisexual college graduate from North Carolina LuSlunce@aol.com youtube.com/BeaverBunch youtube.com/lucaro22 says in her YouTube video titled TRUTH OR DARE that her MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS BEING A COLOR GUARD wearing blue and spinning a flag and HOW IS THAT EMBARRASING that she is a color guard because in reality being a high school color guard IS AN HONOR and her MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT should be EATING A PACKAGE OF MARSHMELLOWS WHILE TRYING TO DO A YOUTUBE VIDEO because AINT NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A LESBIAN TALK WHILE STUFFING HER FACE WITH WHITE PILLOW CANDY because that is just so disgusting to watch not to mention her cracker fetish with a spoon of ketchup as part of the dare video and next week when she does her weekly YouTube Collab video she should trash the green scarf because it makes her look like a butch when she is really bisexual.

4. AdamaTheAtheist Adama Hemsley 24 years old from the United Kingdom is an Atheist Feminist Anarchist AntiChrist youtube.com/AdamaTheAtheist arhemsleystories.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled THREATS FROM FREEBDESH that the NARROW MINDED BIGOT FreeBDesh which is actually a YouTube Sock Account is being threatened by him because he makes videos that are Anti-Islam and Anti-Muslim and whether he makes YouTube hate videos or not against somebody or some religion he must realize that he is now debating a YOUTUBE SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT and until he gets that through his ATHEISTIC THICK WHITE SKULL OF HIS then he will keep debating somebody who hides behind a YouTube Ghost Account.

5. DaveLehre Dave Lehre 23 years old Film Director Actor Editor Producer David Lehre Productions Vendentta Studios working in Hollywood, California originally from Detroit, Michigan Manager Dallas Sonnier The MySpace Movie The Facebook Movie davelehre@yahoo.com Dave@DavidLehre.com DavidLehre.com imdb.com/name/nm2378500 teamyoungbmx.com myspace.com/davelehre Myspace.com/vendettastudios myspace.com/davelstreatteam Street Team xanga.com/davelehre says in his YouTube video titled THE MAKING OF A NEW TV SHOW EPISODE 1 that he thought of his own COMEDY VARIETY show called SKETCHIN and he says it is like The Dave Chappelle Show MEETS In Living Color but instead of BLACK FAMOUS COMEDIANS this low budget show will be hosted by a NERDY SKINNY WHITE GEEKY MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE HE IS ALWAYS ON CRACK WHO STUCK HIS FINGER IN THE LIGHT SOCKET ONE TOO MANY TIMES who will have on his show like BREAK DANCERS THAT WENT OUT IN THE EARLY 80'S and a HOUSE DJ like that is SO ARSENIO HALLISH THAT ALSO WENT OUT IN THE 80's and LIVE MUSICAL GUESTS and he will be documenting the new show from behind the scenes and pre-production and post-production meaning this WHITE DUDE IS DEFINITELY A MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE WHORE ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE and if he makes any money out of his new show then on his first payday he needs to WALK TO THE 99 CENT STORE AND BUY A DAMN COMB AND COMB YOUR HAIR AND STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE ACTOR ASHTON KUTCHER BECAUSE YOU ARE NO ASHTON KUTCHER.

6. LittleBiggerChris Chris Alwell 29 years old from New York City, New York chris_alwell@yahoo.com me@littlebigchris.com youtube.com/LittleBiggerChris littlebigchris.com myspace.com/41916049 myspace.com/nickasarbata boyfriend Nick Arbata twitter.com/littlebigchris says in his YouTube video titled DEFYING PROP 8 that every single day HE THINKS ABOUT PROPOSITION 8 which was the California Law that PASSED to say that GAYS CANNOT GET MARRIED IN CALIFORNIA and he says everyday he gets more mad that homosexuals cannot marry and he wants gays and lesbians to GET TOUGHER to FIGHT and he says he is PISSED AT CALIFORNIA VOTERS and he is PISSED AS A GAY MAN THAT HE HAS NO RIGHTS like getting married and HIS CIVIL RIGHTS HAS BEEN STRIPPED AWAY FROM HIM meaning HE IS TRYING TO CHANGE WHAT CALIFORNIA VOTERS HAVE ALREADY VOTED ON that is like a Republican saying that since he does not want Obama as President that WE SHOULD SHOULD TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT because 47% voted for McCain instead and that is the problem here in America is that PEOPLE ARE SELFISH and if a vote does not go their way they think they can STOP IT and to CRITICIZE VOTERS who did not vote the way they did and anyways BEING A HOMOSEXUAL IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHT and never has been in the constitution and since homosexuals cannot get married in California then they should MOVE TO CANADA where SAME SEX MARRIAGE is allowed but this guy and his boyfriend Nick Arbata is FROM NEW YORK CITY so HE HAS NO BUSINESS MEDDLING IN THE AFFAIRS AND RIGHTS OF CALIFORNIA VOTERS WHO LIVE 2,000 MILES FROM HIM and WHO VOTED YES on Proposition 8.

7. TwinklyBird Josephine 19 years old AtheneWins Dean aka Furious and Reese's sister from Bonheiden, Belgium youtube.com/twinklybird bradsucks.net/forums/profile/twinklybird says in her YouTube video titled CHOCOLATY JESUS that Polish Catholics are outlawing GAYS TO HAVE FURNITURE and that GERMANS ARE MAKING JESUS OUT OF CHOCOLATE and WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS NEWS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING and she needs to FILL OUT A NAKED NEWS APPLICATION and THEN PEOPLE WILL WATCH HER SAYING ANYTHING WHILE SHE TAKES HER CLOTHES OFF because everybody knows that NAKED NEWS IS NOT NEWS WORTHY and all the men want to see is the NAKED BODIES and NAKED NEWS has been in business for almost 10 years since 1999 meaning THEY MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT for awful bad journalism reporting.

8. MorriPopp Molly 14 years old from San Diego, California youtube.com/morripopp says in her YouTube video titled PLEASE WATCH UPDATE that SHE DELETED ALL 50 OF HER YOUTUBE VIDEOS and instead of closing her YouTube Account and leaving the WILD WILD WEST behind she asks her subscribers if she should have just one account or two accounts meaning why would a 14 year old girl talk about having a second YouTube Channel when she cannot even keep her videos on her first channel without deleting them after several months which is confusing her subscribers because she may make 50 more videos in the next 6 months about makeup tips and decide to delete them all again for no rhyme or reason and this just goes to show that confused 14 year old girls should not be uploading YouTube videos in the first place.

9. ChristianAtheist Kaleo 21 years old atheist converted to Born Again Christian youtube.com/christianatheist says in his YouTube video titled ATHEISTS PLEASE REFLECT ON THIS that he used to be an atheist but is now a Christian and is now against secular humanism and when he was an atheist he was converted to Christianity because his girlfriend was a Christian and showed him the WAY AND THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD and he threw away the fun he had on YouTube saying that Christianity is fake and God is fake and The Bible is fake and everything is fake like the PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE ARE ALL FAKE.