September 30 2008

1. BeaverBunch Friday Lesbian Host LuCaro22 Lu Laura 23 years old bisexual college graduate from North Carolina LuSlunce@aol.com youtube.com/BeaverBunch youtube.com/lucaro22 says in her YouTube video titled I AM SUCH A DORK that she FORGOT TO LOOK UP ON THE INTERNET WHICH FINGER ON HER HANDS PROVES TO PEOPLE THAT SHE IS GAY so she holds up both of her hands with all 10 fingers towards her camera and wants YouTubers to tell if she is gay or not and by the looks of her hands she NEEDS TO WASH THEM WITH SOAP AND WATER because you can see the dirty in her fingertips and she needs to put some nail polish on her fingers and paint Ellen Degeneres pictures on each of her finger tips and then everybody will know that she is gay at least half way because she says she is a bi-sexual meaning the rest of the day she needs to paint pictures of Tom Cruise on her fingertips to make it look all legit.

2. Naomi94 33 years old ATHEIST from France youtube.com/naomi94 groups.myspace.com/existentialismandcoffee stickam.com/naomi94 says in her YouTube video titled WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO SAY I DATE MEN FOR THEIR MONEY that SHE DOES NOT DATE RICH MEN WHO HAVE 30 MILLION DOLLARS as a response to VladTepesLives fat ass with the Howard Stern hair who claims she does otherwise she would not have moved from America to France and now back to New York City but she says her recent boyfriend IS FLAT BROKE AND HAS NO MONEY which is very true because SHE CANNOT FIND A LIFE LONG MILLIONAIRE SUGAR DADDY because if you take one good look at her life story on YouTube for the past 2 years you would come to the conclusion that NO MILLIONAIRE WOULD PUT UP WITH THIS DRAMA WHORE IN THE FIRST PLACE and it is surprising she has anybody considering she gets on her 10 dollar web cam with her 5 dollar microphone with NO MAKEUP ON and WET CRINKLY HAIR like BITCH PLEASE next time you decide to OVERREACT from some fat dude who has no life AT LEAST DRY YOUR STRINGLY HAIR FIRST and then get on YouTube to make another STUPID RESPONSE because if this wannabe French broad was dating a millionaire SHE WOULD NOT BE WASTING HER PRECIOUS TIME ON YOUTUBE RESPONDING TO NOBODIES WHO CREATED AN ACCOUNT 3 months ago.

3. MiltownKid aka MyDeadXbox aka HouziKing Casey Abbott Payne 29 years old CEO MiltownKid LLC CEO emKid Creative Taoist University of Wisconsin Milwaukee college student former kindagarten teacher MCSE IT tech math wiz wannabe 1337 h4X0rz fluent in Mandarin Chinese Xbox360 gamer fanatic kung fu martial arts expert failure of 2 websites while livingin Taiwan letstaiwan.com and letstaiwan.org from Milwaukee, Wisconsin Business Inquiries Only 414-455-0683 miltownkid@gmail.com houzi.king@gmail.com XBOX360 miltownkid360 youtube.com/miltownkid myspace.com/emkid miltownklan.com emkid.net mydeadxbox.com mygamercard.net/miltownkid360 twitter.com/miltownkid twitturly.com/user/miltownkid twitterholic.com/miltownkid blogtv.com/People/miltownkid stickam.com/miltownkid justin.tv/miltownkid linkedin.com/in/miltownkid facebook.com/pages/miltownkid/7126509682 facebook.com/people/Casey-Payne/660701884 miltownkid.blogspot.com theshire2004na.blogspot.com flickr.com/photos/miltownkid says in his YouTube video titled WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUNNY MILTOWNKID that he is gettin emails that MILTOWNKID IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE and THAT IS BECAUSE THIS BI-POLAR 3 RED RING OF DEATH GEOMETRY WARS LEADERBOARD XBOX360 EXPERT WHO ALTHOUGH VERY INTELLIGENT AND BOOK SMART WAS NEVER EVER FUNNY IN THE FIRST PLACE and then he wants to know if he should make another channel for his funny videos but DAMN DUDE YOU GOT WHAT AROUND 3 OTHER YOUTUBE CHANNELS RIGHT NOW including your XBOX CHANNEL and YOU WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER CHANNEL like JUST BECAUSE YOU MAKE MORE CHANNELS DOES NOT MEAN YOUTUBE WILL PAY YOU MORE since you sold out as a YouTube Partner and Pure Digital Technologies who is a HUGE sponsor of YouTube MUST BE PAYING YOU A PRETTY PENNY to have your video banner showing you with your mino flip camcorder and YOU HAVE 5 TOOLBARS WITH JUNK ON YOUR COMPUTER and so that equals about at least 10 Spyware and Adware and Malware viruses you have on your computer and you need to DISABLE ALL THOSE TOOLBARS and you will soon see how fast your computer runs like when you first bought it.

4. SrgtWP (PERMABAN TheSargeWP PERMABAN SrgtWilliePete) WHO IS A BLACK MAN BECAUSE THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE youtube.com/SrgtWP says that WHEN A WHITE MAN DATES A BLACK WOMAN it is perceived as A CHOICE TO DATE A BLACK WOMAN BY SOCIETY but when a BLACK MAN DATES A WHITE WOMAN it is perceived as A VOODOO CURSE BY SOCIETY because if the white woman was really in the right frame of mind that she would never date a black man in the first place because many people in the family and out of the family would have a problem with it and this guy keeps getting banned by the BLACK FEMINAZIS ON YOUTUBE who DOES NOT BELIEVE IN A BROTHER SPEAKING OUT ABOUT RACE RELATIONS so he has been suspended TWICE so far from YouTube and it is just a matter of time before the FURIOUS BLACK WOMEN ON YOUTUBE gets him banned again for EXPRESSING HIS OPINION which is irony because BLACK WOMEN were the ones fighting the most for FREE SPEECH back in the 60's only to STOMP IT OUT when a black man talks about them.

5. Brazdolph Jana 38 years old agnostic Brazilian to English Teacher from Sao Paulo, Brazil youtube.com/brazdolph myspace.com/braziliandolphin says in his YouTube video titled REPLY BRAZIL that SHE IS CONFUSED about YouTuber ClayLavl flying to meet her for the first time after talking almost EVERYDAY FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS and that he says REX DOES NOT LOVE YOU but she insists HE DOES LOVE HER HE JUST CANNOT SEE HER and this whole Brazil Drama YouTube shit is for the birds because THIS BITCH NEEDS TO STOP WITH TRYING TO ADD STYLE TO HER WINDOW MOVIE MAKER because no matter how many shades of blue she puts in her video SHE IS STILL UGLY LOOKING and she needs to go back to almost 2 years ago when she was not messing around with the video editing and just go back to do ORIGINAL VLOGS WITH NO WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER SPECIAL EFFECTS and she NEEDS TO STOP SMOKING IN HER VIDEOS because BIG BROTHER YOUTUBE will sooner or later ALGORITHMICALLY DEMOTE HER VIDEOS BECAUSE SHE IS RUINING HER BODY WITH CANCER STICKS and REX DOES NOT LOVE YOU AND NOBODY LOVES YOU BECAUSE THIS IS YOUTUBE SO SUCK IT UP AND LIVE LIFE.

6. MagicalChazWick aka ChazResponds Chaz Yario 13 years old HEY THERE OBAMA KID from Chicago, Illinois youtube.com/magicalchazwick twitter.com/chazwick twitturly.com/user/chazwick twitterholic.com/chazwick freewebs.com/magicalchazwick bluemerang.net bluemerang.ning.com cafepress.com/magicalchazwick says in his YouTube video titled MAGICALCHAXWICK QUICKCAPTURE VIDEO that HE IS SORRY HE HAS BEEN SO BUSY since Obama won the elections but what is STILL funny about all of this is THE TEENAGER SHOULD NOT BE A YOUTUBE PARTNER IN THE FIRST PLACE because HE CREATED HIS ACCOUNT in 2006 AND UPLOADED VIDEOS WHEN HE WAS 11 YEARS OLD thereby BREAKING THE YOUTUBE TOS TERMS OF SERVICE that YOU MUST BE 13 YEARS OLD TO REGISTER so for 2 years this kid has been VIOLATING YOUTUBE TOS BY UPLOADING HIS VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE and now he is a Partner meaning ANY CHILD UNDER THE AGE OF 13 YEARS OLD IS WELCOMED TO UPLOAD VIDEOS AND BECOME A YOUTUBE PARTNER and many under aged 13 years old have done just that.

7. Timido66 Van Stephanie Lokey 42 years old lesbian catholic college graduate Twish1999 Nutter Club member founder of Stanley Studio Painting Gallery from Dallas, Texas slokey@stanleystudio.com youtube.com/Timido66 stanleystudio.com twitter.com/Timido66 twitturly.com/user/Timido66 twitterholic.com/timido66 stickam.com/Timido66 says in her YouTube video titled OH THE HUMANITY that SHE SAW A SQUIRREL EATING A BIRD while eating her poor man's food PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLO SANDWICH which was a shock to her because she thought squirrels were VEGETARIANS and they ONLY EAT NUTS but if a damn squirrel cannot find any nuts and is TIRED OF EATING THE SAME OLD SHITTY TREE LEAVES EVERYDAY then LET THEM EAT BIRDS AND ANY OTHER SMALL ANIMAL THEY WANT TO EAT because if squirrels can hop around from telephone to telephone and climb trees and then fly over to the next branch and those damn birds keep SHITTING ON HIS FURRY HEAD then yeah maybe one day just to piss them off he is going to claw one of them to death and eat their little intestines out just to show the birds who is king of the trees and king of the telephone wires and I next time DO NOT BE SO NOSEY OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW WHILE EATING A P B AND J SANDWICH.

8. Roswell73 21 years old from Cape Coma, Florida youtube.com/roswell73 says in his YouTube video titled TANNING SALONS IN FLORIDA that YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE LONG SHAGGY HIPPY HAIR when you go into a TANNING SALON BOOTH but THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS DORK HAS ON HIS HEAD and this coked up weed smoking jerk thinks THE FAMILY GUY OWES HIM MONEY FOR TALKING ABOUT HIS GREATEST PRANK CALL VIDEO and that is utter BULLSHIT to say the least just because a cartoon talks about George Bush asking Javier about his crack cocaine does not mean HE GETS ANY ROYALTIES on that cartoon it just means some lame ass FOX Family Guy writer was TOO STUPID to think of his own jokes so he decides to STEAL IT OFF OF YOUTUBE because he sees that video got over 2 million views meaning YOU ARE ONLY FAMOUS IN YOUR OWN MIND and now you are REALLY FAMOUS because you are on UTubeDrama website.

9. ChrisCrockersDeleted NOT ChrisCrocker aka ItsChrisCrocker aka Chris Crocker Chris Cunningham 21 years old gay LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE FAME now HAIR FLIP FAME single MIND IN THE GUTTER from Los Angeles, California originally from Bristol, Tennessee Business Inquiries Only contactcrock@gmail.com youtube.com/itschriscrocker stickam.com/chriscrocker districtlines.com/Chris-Crocker says in his YouTube video titled CHRIS CROCKER MSCHRISCROCKER.COM that HE IS LEAVING YOUTUBE BECAUSE YOUTUBE HAS REMOVED HIM FROM THE MOST SUBSCRIBED LIST but this video just like all the other 100 videos on this FAKE CHRIS CROCKER CLONE YOUTUBE CHANNEL is the videos that were uploaded on his original channel but now is reuploaded on this sock account so now we have over 100 Chris Crocker videos and over 7,000 subscribers and 130,000 Channel Views on this YOUTUBE SOCK ACCOUNT that somebody created meaning 7,000 subscribers think this is Chris Crocker's YouTube account and IT IS NOT and of course YouTube DOES NOT SUSPEND SOCK ACCOUNTS because this FAKE ACCOUNT is BRINING IN THE VISITORS AND VIEWS WHICH EQUALS REVENUE FOR YOUTUBE that they are very pleased about.

10. Cohenism Jake Douglas Sidwell 21 years old Born Again Holy Sprit Filled Conemporary Christian piano player from Cedar Lake, Indiana AIM MercThePirate youtube.com/cohenism myspace.com/jakedouglassidwell twitter.com/Cohenism twitturly.com/user/cohenism twitterholic.com/cohenism facebook.com/people/Jake-Douglas-Sidwell/571764761 photobucket.com/albums/f344/mercthepirate forums.avatarspirit.net says in his YouTube video titled WIZARD that HE IS EXCITED TO REACH THE 500 SUBSCRIBER MILESTONE ON YOUTUBE and whenever any YouTuber WHORES THEMSELVES MORE by uploading a video talking about how many low life scumbags out their in YouTube Land have subscribed to their videos it just shows the irony in the YouTube Circus World meaning it is not just enough to BECOME A YOUTUBE CAMERA WHORE but make yourself a BIGGER WHORE by creating a video TALKING ABOUT HOW MANY PEOPLE NOW SUBSCRIBE TO WATCH YOU WHORE MORE and then in the video description he says YOU GUYS ARE FANTASTICAL PHANTASMAGORICAL and this guy is either STONED OUT OF HIS MIND THINKING HE IS A WIZARD and living in the 1970's DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS ERA or FINDING BIG WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY WITH OVER 10 LETTERS THAT NOBODY HAS HEARD ABOUT.

September 29 2008

1. NineteenPercent aka ImDahnyAllMy2os Amber 22 years old lesbian Ohio State University medical student from Brunswick, Ohio AIM Justification21 Yahoo IM Justification_not myspace.com/imdahnyallmy2os xanga.com/Justification_Not http://www.facebook.com/people/Amber-N/12424150 says in her YouTube video titled NineteenFacts that she is SO DITZY that SHE FORGETS HER LEFT FROM HER RIGHT and has MANY TIMES DRIVEN ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN WHO IS TOO PRETTY TO BE A LESBIAN BITCH and WHOEVER GAVE HER A DRIVER'S LICENSE SHOULD BE FIRED ON THE SPOT because ain't no way you are going to have some person driving on the road and one time out of 100 they are DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC and this bitch needs to get her head examined and see a head shrink and then maybe the head shrink can STRAIGHTEN HER ASS OUT and DRIVE HER ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE ROAD meaning CONVERTING HER to becoming a STRAIGHT WOMAN so she can GET MARRIED TO A MAN AND HAVE CHILDREN AND HAVE PRESENTS UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE FOR HER KIDS AND SEND THEM OFF TO SCHOOL AND WATCH THEM GRADUATE and then she will no longer think about licking another woman's twat ever again.

2. EddPlant Edward Ed Blann 21 years old acoustic singer songwriter folk artist vocalist guitar piano player musician from Birmingham, England, United Kingdom originally from Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom asstr.org/files/Collections/Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated/Year2007/56689 eddplant@gmail.com gigs@eddplant.com over 6,000 postings on friendlink.org.uk youtube.com/EddPlant eddplant.com myspace.com/edblann twitter.com/eddplant twitturly.com/user/eddplant blogtv.com/people/eddplant stickam.com/eddplant facebook.com/pages/Eddplant/41563020445 last.fm/music/Ed+Blann eddplant.livejournal.com eddplant.deviantart.com says in his YouTube video titled MEETING UP IN BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND FOR ANOTHER YOUTUBE GATHERING that there will be yet another YOUTUBE MEETUP IN BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND ON DECEMBER 22 at 12PM NOON and their fun filled day is to HANG OUT AT THE CHRISTMAS GERMAN MARKET then he says THAT IS WHAT YOUTUBE IS ALL ABOUT IS TO MEET EACH OTHER AND HAVE FUN AND HANG OUT meaning that YouTube is NOT A VIDEO FILE SHARING WEBSITE as was the original intent but now is HAVE A YOUTUBE GATHERING EVERY OTHER WEEK SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND and many YouTubers are tired of wasting their hard earned money by traveling to these lame ass English Meetups every other week just to try to bang some 15 year old underage teenage girl who thinks she is meeting a YouTube Star like this Scottish grown adult 21 year old musician who uploads SEX STORIES on Alt.Sex.Stories.Moderated and has over 6,000 postings on friendlink.org.uk should not be hanging around 15 year old girls from England.

3. StoryCorey Corey Sehnert 15 years old My Immortal Valentine Rock Band rhythm guitarist and drum player from Hamilton, Waikato, New Zealand storycorey@gmail.com youtube.com/StoryCorey freewebs.com/storycorey twitter.com/storycorey twitturly.com/user/storycorey blogtv.com/people/storycorey storycorey.co.nr bebo.com/MyImmortalValentine says in his YouTube video titled A FEW THINGS that there is a YouTuber who WANTS TO SPONSOR HIM and will pay him 5 DOLLARS to have his name in the beginning of his YouTube videos and that he wants to thank all of his new YouTube subscribers by COMING TO THEIR HOUSES AND GIVING THEM LAP DANCES AND LICKING THEIR TOES meaning this teenage little boy is EITHER A HOMOSEXUAL which cannot be true because he has a girlfriend named Lee or NEEDS PSYCHIATRIC HELP because I am sure out of his 800 subscribers there are quite of few perverted old men in their 70's pleasuring themselves WHICH IS DISGUSTING AND GROSS while watching this kid's videos and for him to offer to come to their houses and LICK THEIR TOES means this kid NEEDS TO GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST because THIS KID HAS A VERY SICK FOOT FETISH and licking anybody's lint inbetween their toes can give you AIDS and then you will not be able to upload anymore YouTube videos since that is all you have going for yourself on your tiny island called New Zealand.

4. IllDoc1 Jay Smooth aka John Randolph from counselor for trouble teenagers now producer and host for WBAI Pacifica Radio founder of The Hip Hop Radio Show WBAI 99.5 FM Underground Railroad from Brooklyn, New York jsmooth@illdoctrine.com jsmooth@escape.com illdoctrine.com hiphopmusic.com twitter.com/jsmooth995 http://twitturly.com/user/jsmooth995 says in his YouTube video titled SO ANYWAY WHAT WAS I SAYING that he has NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT ANYMORE ON YOUTUBE SINCE THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS ARE OVER and this nutcase how FRANTICALLY EDITS HIS VIDEO MONOLOGUES EVERY OTHER SECOND and he promised months ago that he was going to post video conversations but never got around to doing them and so now we have yet another YoUTuber who uploads YouTube videos asking his subscribers WHAT SHOULD HE TALK ABOUT and then he wants his subscribers to COMMENT ON HIS VIDEO ABOUT WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN THE NEWS LATELY like WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT LOOK ON THE INTERNET YOURSELF TO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING IN TODAY'S NEWS like unless you live in a cave then you should know that THE ECONOMY SUCKS and GAS PRICES ARE GREAT now start making some videos that MAKE SENSE and stop with the cheap ass EDITING AND SPLICING YOUR VIDEOS EVERY OTHER SECOND MAKING PEOPLE DIZZY AND CONFUSED because ain't too many people going to put up with that shit for too long YOU DAMN HIP HOP DJ HOOD NERD.

5. HappyFeet3592 Diamond Devnir 30 years old from Bridgeport, Connecticut AIM gunitsfinest11 YAHOO IM sexyassnigga_99 youtube.com/HappyFeet3592 myspace.com/gunitsfinest99 myspace.com/happyfeet3592 esnips.com/user/sexyassnigga99 says in his YouTube video titled SHOULD I COME OUT that the day after Thanksgiving known as BLACK FRIDAY SHOULD BE ILLEGAL because everybody wants anything to do with Miley Cyrus in Walmart and then he says FUCK HANNAH MONTANA WITH A SICK DONKEY DICK and this BLACK TRANSSEXUAL BITCH WHO IS COKED UP WITH FEMALE HORMONES IN THE CLOSET says HE HAS NO JOB AND NO SCHOOL and you can tell he lives in a POVERTY STRICKEN DRIVE BY GANGSTA STYLE SHOOTING IN DA HOOD TYPE OF ENVIRONMENT and what the hell is up with this transvestite's YouTube username Happy Feet 3592 like is the 3 thousand 5 hundred and 92 number how many boy feets he has sucked or is that number the boys toes and so now we have yet another BLACK MAN WHO REFUSES HATES HIS OWN BODY and WANTS TO CHANGE IT INTO A WOMAN'S BODY and THAT SHIT AIN'T GOING TO WORK BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A PRETTY BOY WITH A DICK IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS and this bitch is WACKED and needs to take video lesson tips from YouTuber LoveBScott himself because at least HE KEEPS IT REAL and this is the MOCKERY OF BLACK PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIKE THEIR OWN SEXUALITY and pretends to be somebody they are not so they come to YouTube to look for acceptance.

6. FlipOnDeck 19 years old lesbian hip hop rapper singer from Memphis, Tennessee originally from West Memphis, Arkansas with an independent hip hop rap label out of Atlanta, Georgia by lesbian rap star YoungMeccaMuzik YoungMecca Terry Mecca Pope myspace.com/dat_nigguh_flip myspace.com/flipondeck myspace.com/fodstreetteam says in her YouTube video titled HOME STUDIO that she is going to be recording some Hip Hop rap beats for her album coming out in 2009 in her HOME MADE STUDIO which is actually her bedroom and then she pans her camera around to show her bedroom and then she shows her 23 year old brother with his hood on in front of the computer and she says MY BROTHER IS SINGLE FOR ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO KNOW and then she says FOR ANY LADIES NOT MEN WHO WANTS TO KNOW like SHE MUST BE AN ANTI-FAG because she says her brother IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR WOMEN and WHO THE FUCK WANTS HER BROTHER WHO WEARS A HOOD ON IN HER HOUSE like KEEP IT FER REAL YO and REMOVE THAT DAMN HOOD CAUSE YOU BE IN DA HOUSE and GET THE FUCK OFF OF MYSPACE cause YOU IS WASTIN YOUR TIME TRYING TO RAP and you need to get a REAL JOB and fill out an application at your local McDonald's cause THAT IS A STEADY INCOME not BANGING OUT STUPID RAP LYRICS and when you GET A JOB AT MCDONALD'S then GIVE YOUR SISTER SOME MONEY SO SHE CAN PAY FOR THE HEATER BILL SO IT WON'T BE SO COLD IN HER HOUSE AND THEN YOU WON'T HAVE TO WEAR YOUR HOOD EVERYTIME YOU GO OVER THERE and that is YOU FEEL ME.

7. MaddoxHardcore Maddox Hardcore 21 years old from the United Kingdom youtube.com/maddoxhardcore maddoxhardcore.blogspot.com twitter.com/maddoxhardcore snapvine.com/maddoxhardcore twitturly.com/user/maddoxhardcore blogtv.com/people/maddoxhardcore stickam.com/maddoxhardcore says in her YouTube video titled CUNT that YOUTUBE HAS NOW FORBIDDEN PEOPLE TO SWEAR ANYMORE IN THEIR VIDEOS so she takes masking tape and wraps up her mouth so she cannot talk but what all YouTubers are failing to realize is that this new FILTER PROGRAM is so powerful that IT CAN FILTER ANY KEYWORDS IN A VIDEO THAT CAN BE CENSORED BY YOUTUBE and not just cuss words so if YouTube gets pressured by the government of another country or even here in America they can SINGLE OUT INDIVIDUAL VIDEOS with a specific keyword tracking tool to maybe CATCH CRIMINALS or even CATCH POLITICAL PROTESTORS who disagree with their government meaning YOUTUBE HAS NOW CENSORED ALL KINDS OF SPEECH and not just simple swear words like FUCK GOOTUBE.

8. GlobalSideChannel youtube.com/GlobalSideChannel unlike that stupid KiwiTubeCentral YouTube Channel that CLOSED is a NEW YouTube Collab Library Channel by the following New Zealand YouTubers starting with the Channel Founder TheJoeFrom1993 and StoryCorey and TehDancingKiwi and TheRealDrJ and WizardNeedsFoodBadly and PatrickBlog and BattleSoup and Hexachordal and SimonParasite

9. ToolTime9901 Peter 24 years old atheist married Northern Illinois University college philosophy student artist photographer filmmaker musician from Dekalb, Illinois originally from Portsmouth, New Hampshire AIM tooltime9901 hate515@yahoo.com tooltime9901@livejournal.com PhilosophyPeter@gmail.com youtube.com/ToolTime9901 myspace.com/peterhatesyou philosophypeter.blogspot.com stickam.com/tooltime9901 tooltime9901.livejournal.com profiles.yahoo.com/hate515 flickr.com/people/tooltime9901 deviantnation.com/members/ToolTime9901 vzrgaming.com/vBTube.php?do=user&uname=tooltime9901 geocities.com/hate515 says in his YouTube video titled ATHIESTS ARE ANGRY PEOPLE that says that he was recently reading a 1 YEAR OLD NEWSWEEK MAGAZINE like why does it take this long haired hippy who thinks he is Jesus Christ Superstar and living in the 60's a whole year to read one issue of NewsWeek unless he is from the SOUTH who does not start teaching children to read until they are in the 5th grade and by then he already has QUIT SCHOOL because he has DYSLEXIA and CANNOT READ ANYWAY but he goes on to say that the NewsWeek article talks about how ATHEISTS ARE ALWAYS ANGRY and that is true they are because they have this NEUROLOGICAL PROBLEM THAT TRIGGERS THEIR BRAIN everytime they say to themselves THERE IS NO GOD because that is GOD HIMSELF GETTING INTO THEIR HEAD AND PARALYZING THEIR CEREBRAL IN THEIR BRAIN just because they do not believe in their creator who created the universe and the earth and all the living things in the world including ANGRY ATHEISTS.

10. InspirationalOne aka Achievement101 David from Tampa, Florida youtube.com/InspirationalOne youtube.com/Achievement101 says in his YouTube video titled EPIC FAIL UTUBEDRAMA.COM that ALMOST EVERYBODY THAT IS SOMEBODY ON YOUTUBE IS ON UTUBEDRAMA WEBSITE and that webmaster Trevor Rieger must have TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS to update his website everyday and then he says that THE PEOPLE WHO RUN UTUBEDRAMA WEBSITE IS A GUY FROM MYSPACE WHO STARTED TO COME TO YOUTUBE TO FIND DRAMA BUT HE WAS NEVER ON YOUTUBE BECAUSE HE IS FROM MYSPACE and then he says HE IS GLAD HE IS NOT ON UTUBEDRAMA WEBSITE so to make sure he does not get on UTubeDrama.com he MAKES 2 VIDEOS WITH THE TITLE UTUBEDRAMA.COM ON HIS VIDEOS and the TAGS THAT SAY UTUBEDRAMA and so far he has had NO LUCK in getting on the UTubeDrama website despite the fact he closed his last account last month because of YouTube Trolls and then went SEARCHING ON THE INTERNET FOR DRAMA ON YOUTUBE and when you really look at the big piece of the pie he is just a small fish in the ocean surrounded by DRAMA.

September 28 2008

1. SpeedyConKiwi aka Kiwi2point0 aka Kiwipedia Kiwi 23 years old from Munich, Bavaria, Germany speedyconkiwi@gmail.com youtube.com/speedyconkiwi youtube.com/kiwi2point0 youtube.com/kiwipedia myspace.com/kiwi1101 speedyconkiwi.blogspot.com twitter.com/speedyconkiwi blogtv.com/people/speedyconkiwi stickam.com/speedyconkiwi snapvine.com/speedyconkiwi says in her YouTube video titled PINKY AND THE PAIN that she SPRAINED HER PINKY BY FIGHTING WITH TOY LIGHTSABERS like WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GERMAN CHICK who gets hurt playing with a lightsaber and this is the kind of WEIRD FRAULEIN WOMAN WE HAVE IN GERMANY and this is the reason why WE HAVE NO GERMAN WOMEN ON YOUTUBE because ALL OF THEM ARE SMART ENOUGH TO STAY THE FUCK OFF WITH THEIR MENTAL ISSUES but not this bitch who after 2 years on YouTube STILL CANNOT MAKE CLEAR VIDEOS and STILL DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A LOGITECH QUICKCAM because her AUTOFOCUS IS OUT OF FOCUS and IF THAT FOCUS GETS ANY CLEARER you may see that ZIT UNDER HER LIP ACTUALLY BUST OPEN WITH LOADS OF PUSS and this is the reason why YOUTUBE SHOULD HAVE A REQUIREMENT FOR ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO BECOME A YOUTUBE PARTNER AND THAT IS THEY HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO OPERATE THEIR OWN DAMN WEB CAM.

2. BeaverBunch Tuesday Lesbian Host Proud2baDork Lori 23 years old surgical ICU scrub nurse from Michigan youtube.com/beaverbunch youtube.com/Proud2baDork stickam.com/proud2badork proud2badork.livejournal.com says in her YouTube video titled LESBIAN FINGER EVOLUTION that her ring finger is longer than her index finger because LESBIANS HAVE AN EVOLUTIONARY ADAPTATION because they use their index fingers different than other species WHICH MAKES NO FUCKEN SENSE AND IS YET ANOTHER FUCKEN LIE THAT THE LESBOS ARE TRYING TO MAKE US WHITE MALES BELIEVE and then she says she wants everybody to remember DAY WITHOUT A GAY on December 10th meaning DO NOT GO TO WORK IN OPPOSITION OF PROPOSITION 8 which was passed in California to ban gay marriages and so now we have California who has GAY PARADES without having a STRAIGHT PARADE and have GAY PRIDE without having STRAIGHT PRIDE and now we have a GAY DAY when we do not even have a STRAIGHT DAY and this is the STUPIDITY IN CALIFORNIA for CLASSIFYING THESE SEXUAL ORIENTATION DAYS with CALIFORNIA TAX PAYING DOLLARS when California's own budget is MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THE RED.

3. Largo64 Larry Gott 66 years old semi-retired atheist and spiritual tour guide at the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California from Los Gatos, California youtube.com/Largo64 stickam.com/largo64 youtube.com/group/thepoetrycorner largo64.deviantart.com eons.com/members/profile/163416 says in his YouTube video titled REPLY YOUTUBE IS DEAD that YouTube should have PARENTAL CONTROL BOXES that people can check to ENABLE or DISABLE profanity content or sexually explicit content like they have for television set top boxes with the V Chip identifier but then he says THIS IS NOT A MATTER OF FREE SPEECH because YOUTUBE IS A CORPORATE ENTERPRISE and THEY ARE UNDER NO OBLIGATION TO THEIR CUSTOMERS and YOUTUBE CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT and change their policy WHENEVER THEY WANT and that IT IS NOT A MATTER OF CENSORSHIP BUT SPONSORSHIP meaning YouTube is bought by Google in a 1.6 BIllion dollar LUMP SUM payment and since Google's Adsense Policy states NO PROFANITY OR EXPLICIT CONTENT if you want to become an Adsense Partner then it makes PERFECT SENSE for Google to TAKE THEIR OWN ADVICE and LIMIT PROFANITY AND SEX ON YOUTUBE because Hulu.com is GOING TO PASS GOOGLE UP NEXT YEAR IN AD REVENUE because HULU HAS A REVENUE GENERATED WORKING MODEL WITH NO USER GENERATED CONTENT which is almost all that YouTube has to offer.

4. IceColdBath Ashley 24 years old post college graduate ex-Philosopher transgender pre-op transsexual from Upstate, New York green.ashley.m@gmail.com youtube.com/IceColdBath icecoldbath.wordpress.com says in her YouTube video titled FOUR LETTER WORDS PART II that she is giving a lesson on translanguage for transgender people like as herself who used to be a man and is now becoming a woman but no matter how hard you try to become a woman YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A VAGINA and MUTILATING YOUR PENIS AND TURNING IT INSIDE OUT IS STILL A MUTILATED PENIS AND NOT A VAGINA and MEN TAKING WOMEN HORMONES STILL MAKES YOU A MAN just like A MEXICAN LIVING IN AMERICA STILL MAKES HIM A MEXICAN no matter how hard he tries to say I AM AN AMERICAN and this WHITE SKINNY BASTARD starts filming with a TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND HER CHEST AS IF THIS TRANS BITCH HAS ANYTHING TO LOOK AT like BITCH REMOVE THAT TOWEL BECAUSE YOU AINT HIDING ANYTHING EXCEPT MAN NIPPLES and then this E-BEGGAR HE-SHE WANTS YOU TO GIVE HIM MONEY ON HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL SO HE CAN FINISH HIS MAN TO WOMAN TRANSFORMATION and the YouTube VIDEO GENERATED CONTENT Circus Continues.

5. FckuVryMch Cheri 40 years old True Patriot Action TPA member from Alabama youtube.com/FckuVryMch myspace.com/peace_o_work stickam.com/fckuvrymch says in her YouTube video titled IRISH HAPPINESS I AM IRISH that she likes MAKING FUN OF HER OWN CULTURE and so she tells a few IRISH JOKES like WHY ARE HURRICANES LIKE IRISH WOMEN answer is BECAUSE WHEN THEY COME THEY ARE WILD AND WET AND WHEN THEY LEAVE THEY TAKE YOUR CAR AND HOUSE WITH THEM and another Irish Joke is WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN IRISH FUNERAL AND AN IRISH WEDDING answer is 1 LESS DRUNK so now we have YouTubers MAKING FUN OF DA IRISH and YouTube is BECOMING ANTI-IRISH since YouTube has their own office in ENGLAND who for centuries have been MAKING FUN OF DRUNK IRISH PEOPLE and this is the kind of RACISM that exists on YouTube as well as PROMOTED on YouTube.

6. Shazoolo born again-Christian from the United Kingdom youtube.com/Shazoolo spotlightministries.org.uk says in his YouTube video titled ARE CHRISTMAS TREES CONDEMNED BY THE BIBLE JEREMIAH CHAPTER 10 that in the Old Testamenet in the Bible in the Book Of Jeremiah they seem to CONDEMN DECORATING CHRISTMAS TREES IN HOUSES and that the origins of decorating the Christmas Tree originated in the 16th Century in Germany so it could not be possibly talking about something that was written over 1600 years ago but this makes no sense whatsoever because ONLY CHRISTIANS DECORATE CHRISTMAS TREES THAT IS WHY CHRIST NAME IS IN CHRISTMAS to celebrate the BIRTH OF CHRIST and the Old Testament WAS WRITTEN FOR JEWS WHO ARE NOT CHRISTIANS that is why you do not see Christmas Trees in Jewish homes and if you see an UPSIDE DOWN CHRISTMAS TREE HANGING FROM THE CEILING then you know a WITCH LIVES IN THAT HOUSE.

7. SolRosenberg84 Mike 19 years old from Canada youtube.com/SolRosenberg84 says in her YouTube video titled BOYCOTT YOUTUBE DECEMBER 19, 2008 FOR FREE SPEECH that YOUTUBE IS TRYING TO DESTROY A PLACE OF DISCUSSION OF THOUGHT because it looks bad on their ad revenue and to counteract what YouTube is doing he WANTS ALL YOUTUBERS TO ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH AND PROTEST ON DECEMBER 19th and to SEND THE YOUTUBE BOYCOTT TO EVERYONE ON YOUR FRIEND'S LIST AND EVERYONE ON YOUR SUBSCRIBER'S LIST meaning WE ARE GOING TO BOYCOTT YOUTUBE IN THE NAME OF FREE SPEECH but in order to boycott YouTube in the name of free speech WE ARE GOING TO USE YOUTUBE'S WEB SERVERS TO SPAM EVERYBODY WE KNOW meaning this whole December 19 is FAIL TO BEGIN WITH because YOU ARE USING YOUTUBE'S WEB SERVERS FOR FREE THAT THEY HAVE TO PAY FOR IN ORDER TO HAVE YOUR BOYCOTT it is JUST LIKE LETTING IRAQIS PROTEST TO GET THE TROOPS OUT OF IRAQ WHEN THE SOLDIERS ARE THE ONES THAT GAVE THEM FREEDOM OF THE PRESS in the first place.

8. Timaya Qaadir Howard 20 years old transsexual transgender singer formerly known as Ms Phoenix Majesty the female impersenator drama whore from Manhattan, New York originally from Decatur, Georgia youtube.com/Timaya myspace.com/qaadirofficial myspace.com/atorri myspace.com/phoenixmajesty says in his YouTube video titled I DID NOT ASK FOR THAT LIE that he cannot stand that people lie to him because he does not GIVE A FUCK and he NEVER ASKED FOR THAT LIE because HE WANTS TO KEEP IT REAL and HOW CAN THIS BLACK TRANSSEXUAL FEMALE IMPERSONATOR KEEP IT REAL when HE IS TRYING TO ACT AND BECOME A SHE and WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HAVING NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 3 MYSPACE PAGES UNLESS YOU HAVE 3 MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES which would explain a whole helluva lot and this scary up your face bitch is a LoveBScott black transsexual REJECT who HAS HIS OWN PERSONAL ISSUES TO DEAL WITH and WHY IS IT THAT THERE ARE MORE BLACK QUEERS ON YOUTUBE THAT ARE EITHER GAY OR WANT TO BECOME A WOMAN then there are REAL STRAIGHT BLACK MEN and even the REAL STRAIGHT BLACK MEN on YouTube are PRETENDING THAT THEY ARE GAY OR HOMOSEXUAL and this is the ZOO WE CALL YOUTUBE.

9. ReviewGuruChannel Jeff 16 years old who plays video games at home all day because he is too lazy to get out of his house from New Jersey AIM TheThingy24 SKYPE ReviewGuru youtube.com/ReviewGuruChannel www.blogtv.com/people/reviewguru says in his YouTube video titled ANNOUNCEMENT that he is going to save up enough money to BUY A PLAYSTATION 3 in the Spring and that 50 second YouTube video was his BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about meaning when is YouTube going to DO AWAY with these poor ass YouTube USER GENERATED VIDEOS that takes almost a minute just to say they are buying a toy after Christmas as if THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW HE IS BUYING A TOY and hopefully when he gets his Playstation 3 that he will PLAY IT SO MUCH THAT HIS FAT CHUBBY ASS WILL GET THE FUCK OFF OF YOUTUBE and let some other unfortunate bastard have a turn at making a fool out of himself on YouTube.

10. BiggydMan 37 years old from Upton, Wyoming originally form Wibaux, Montana youtube.com/BiggydMan myspace.com/biggydman says in his YouTube video titled MY WIFE HATES YOUTUBE that his wife is sick and tired of him always on YouTube and giving up his free time to spend with her and she GETS ABUSIVE TOWARDS HIM everytime he looks at her and says I JUST THOUGHT OF A NEW VIDEO IDEA FOR YOUTUBE and this my friends is why YouTube is INCREASING THE DIVORCE RATE with DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES who ARE TORN APART because one person is puts YouTube as NUMBER ONE IN THEIR LIFE by DEVOTING MORE TIME TO YOUTUBE THAN THEIR LOVED ONE IN THE REAL WORLD and when YouTubers think how much time they spend UPLOADING VIDEOS and EDITING VIDEOS and READING COMMENTS and REPLYING TO COMMENTS and WAITING FOR YOUTUBE TO CONVERT THEIR VIDEO not to mention the SEVERAL HOURS SPENT ON BlogTV and Stickam and SKYPE and anything else connected to the internet and years from now you will look in the mirror and say to yourself WHAT HAVE I REALLY ACCOMPLISHED IN MY LIFE and your answer will be NOTHING AT ALL EXCEPT ALIENATING YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS IN THE REAL WORLD because you spent all of your SELFISH TIME on YouTube.

September 27 2008

1. ArshaAsteraki Arsha Asteraki 16 years old Persian Christian from Edmond, Oklahoma produced by NigaHiga manager Zemrak and Pirkle Productions in Danville, California contact Derek Zemrak ZemrakPirkle@aol.com Business Inquiries ONLY call 310-955-7383 AIM SecretArsha007 Xbox Live DJDUB91 youtube.com/ArshaAsteraki arshasworld.com himurakenshin.gametrailers.com myspace.com/dubmuzak blogtv.com/people/arshaasteraki twitter.com/arshaasteraki twitturly.com/user/arshaasteraki says in his YouTube video titled LIVE ON BLOGTV that HE WILL BE PLAYING GUITAR HERO LIVE ON BLOGTV and so he makes this STUPID 14 SECOND VIDEO ON YOUTUBE just to tell his YouTube subscribers to WATCH HIM ON BLOGTV INSTEAD which angered MANY of his YouTube subscribers who are now UNSUBSCRIBING FROM HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL and calling him NAMES like AFGAN INTERNET GANGSTA RAPPER and THEY ARE REALLY PISSED OFF AT HIM for PIMPING HIS LIVE BLOGTV SHOWS ON YOUTUBE with his lame ass 10 second videos and this FAKE GUITAR HERO wannabe ROCK BAND and FAKE RAPPER wannabe EMINEM needs to just DELETE HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL and MAKE HIS MONEY EVERYDAY over on BlogTV since BlogTV PAYS HIM WELL to do shows over there because his YouTube subscribers are FED UP WITH HIS SHIT and that is KEEPING IT REAL YO.

2. ThebDonski comedian actor writer Ben Donovan brother of YouTuber LisaNova aka Lisa Donovan founder of Zappin Productions Business Inquiries ONLY email admin@zappinproductions.com youtube.com/ThebDonski ZappinProductions.com says in his YouTube video titled SLEEP that he is an EXCELLENT SLEEPER IN LIFE and that shows by his unkempt uncombed hair and it LOOKS LIKE HE HAD A HANGOVER FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE and he says HE CAN SLEEP FOR HOURS and perhaps the REASONING OF HIM SLEEPING SO MUCH is because SO HE WILL NOT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH HIS SISTER LisaNova and he does not have to listen to her nag and whine and cry and bitch and complain and moan and IT IS ALL ABOUT ME ME ME while TheDiamondFactory Danny Diamond tries to CHILL HER THE FUCK OUT by giving her some ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES and just seeing the BIZARRE relationship between Diamond and Nova WOULD PUT ANYBODY TO SLEEP FOR DAYS AND WEEKS because this dysfunctional family BELONGS TOGETHER and that is the real reason why he SLEEPS ALL DAMN DAY and it is NOT because of the Chimay.

3. TOMMYfromtheBRONX aka TMC1969 from Connecticut youtube.com/TOMMYfromtheBRONX youtube.com/TMC1969 blogtv.com/people/TommyFromTheBronx stickam.com/tmc1969 livevideo.com/TMC1969 says in his YouTube video titled IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT THEN LEAVE that he made a short film about EATING A DEER and his subscribers thought it was a REAL DEER he killed and so the UNSUBSCRIBED FROM HIS CHANNEL but it was a deer that was shot a long time ago and these same subscribers who have unsubscribed from him are probably FRINGE PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF ANIMALS PETA PROTESTERS and these same people are probably watch HORROR FILMS at the movie theater and then after the movie goes to their local grocery store and BUY MEAT IN THE MEAT DEPARTMENT and this is the HYPOCRACY ON YOUTUBE is when you have subscribers unsubbing from your Channel because they did not like a video you made but yet OUT IN THE REAL WORLD AWAY FROM YOUTUBE they DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING YOU DID ON VIDEO but decides to unsubscribe because many others did as if UNSUBSCRIBING FROM A FREE FILE SHARING SERVICE actually means something.

4. KickThePJ from Peterborough, United Kingdom youtube.com/youtooners youtube.com/KickThePJ myspace.com/kickthepj myspace.com/bombingfarcet stickam.com/kickthepj says in his YouTube video titled SECRET PROJECT REVEALED that HE IS PART OF A NEW COLLAB CHANNEL BUT IT IS NOT A COLLAB CHANNEL EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE A COLLAB CHANNEL and the COLLAB CHANNEL NAME IS YouTooners which is an animated video channel with YouTubers KickThePJ and OmgmHazzRocks and MusicFromBlueSkies and MyShowbizName and CowInParachute but then he says IF YOU SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR NEW NOT A COLLAB CHANNEL THEN AmazingPhil WILL SAVE A BABY GIRAFFE but IF YOU DO NOT SUBSCRIBE THEN AmazingPhil WILL KILL A BABY GIRAFFE meaning HE IS THREATENING YOUTUBERS TO SUBSCRIBE TO HIS NEW NOT A COLLAB CHANNEL WHICH IS AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE TOS POLICY on YouTube and also AmazingPhil WILL BE SUSPENDED HIMSELF and then he WILL GET THE ELECTRIC CHAIR if he kills just one baby giraffe in England.

5. WizardNeedsFoodBadly Monday Host OneAwesomeWorld Rache Bache 20 years old from North Shore Auckland, New Zealand WizardNeedsMagic@aol.com rachel.bache@gmail.com youtube.com/OneAwesomeWorld youtube.com/WizardNeedsFoodBadly myspace.com/racheofspades twitter.com/WizardNeedsFood wizardneedsfoodbadlyblogs.blogspot.com stickam.com/wizardneedsfoodbadly says in her YouTube video titled THINGS I DISLIKE FOR NO LOGICAL REASON that when people invite her over for dinner that she tries to talk her way and invite her way out of it which is the CORRECT ANSWER because this FAT NEW ZEALAND 20 year old woman needs to RUN AROUND THE NEW ZEALAND ISLAND to lose 10 pounds off of her face meaning SAY NO THANK YOU TO ALL BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER INVITES UNTIL YOU LOSE 50 POUNDS and GET RID OF YOUR STUPID GAUNTLET USERNAME WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY because this New Zealand red-head bitch SHOULD INSTEAD RENAME HERSELF RED HEAD NEEDS LIPOSUCTION BADLY and GET REAL AND TAKE DOWN THAT DAMN High School Musical poster in your bedroom because you are NOT A TEENAGER ANYMORE AND YOU HAVE BEEN OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FOR YEARS NOW so GET YOURSELF TOGETHER AND GROW UP and ACT LIKE AN ADULT because you are NO LONGER A TEENAGER.

6. T0ujoursPur aka Touj0ursPur 21 years old hardcore punk rock japanese robot pseudo male college film student from Florida youtube.com/T0ujoursPur touj0urspur.livejournal.com blogtv.com/People/Touj0ursPur take180.com/m/touj0urspur says in her YouTube video titled PRE REVIEW that she will talk about the PRE REVIEW OF THE MOVIE TWILIGHT BEFORE SHE TALKS ABOUT THE PRE VIDEO OF TWILIGHT like WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS RED HAIR LESBIAN BIRACIAL LIP RING BITCH MEAN by having a PRE REVIEW BEFORE THE PRE VIDEO and why have a PRE anything when the movie Twilight HAS BEEN TALKED ABOUT ENOUGH ON YOUTUBE and THIS BITCH IS LATE IN THE GAME about talking about ANY KIND OF PRE REVIEW OR EVEN A HALF-ASS REVIEW OF TWILIGHT because SHE IS 3 WEEKS TOO LATE IN GIVING A FUCKEN REVIEW OF TWILIGHT and EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN SAID ABOUT THE MOVIE and IT IS NOBODY'S FAULT THAT HER PREVIOUS YOUTUBE CHANNEL GOT HACKED and she needs to GET WITH THE YOUTUBE PROGRAM and for her living in America IT SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN THIS BITCH THIS LONG TO MAKE A PRE REVIEW OF THE PRE VIEW OF A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT 3 WEEKS AGO.

7. x44Jackal44x aka Phred aka x44WarHawk44x Brett Sub 4 Sub who is heavily promoted by 29 years old Robert Gollin G626Promotions Gollin626 from Cleveland, Ohio g626promotions@gmail.com youtube.com/G626Promotions youtube.com/Gollin626 from Brunswick, Ohio youtube.com/x44jackal44x youtube.com/Phred youtube.com/user/x44warhawk44x x44jackal44x.com x44jackal44x.blogspot.com blogtv.com/people/jackalonyoutube says in his YouTube video titled 25 VLOGS OF CHRISTMAS that he will upload 1 VLOG EVERYDAY until Christmas and this kid in vlog 8 says to LOOK AT MY EYES BECAUSE I AM MADE OF AWESOME and this kid is one of the ORIGNIAL SUB FOR SUBBERS and even in his recent videos he still says GIVE ME 100 COMMENTS AND 1000 VIEWS and HE IS NOW A YOUTUBE PARTNER so DO NOT LET ANYBODY TELL YOU THAT SUB 4 SUB YouTube Channels WILL GET SUSPENDED AS MENTIONED IN THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY GUIDELINES because there are now MANY 13 AND 14 YEAR OLD SUB 4 SUB TEENAGERS WHO ARE NOW YOUTUBE PARTNERS meaning there are many YouTubers who have been REJECTED many times for the Partnership Program because they are not trying to GAME THE SYSTEM such as these new batch of teenagers who have been infiltrating YouTube.

8. XemVanAdams aka VisualArtist217 Xem Van Adams Lumumba Zazembi 26 years old gay visual artist writer filmmaker founder of Hip Hop Emerald Eye Entertainment and employed as a Therapeutic Behavioral Specialist Direct Care Counselor for Children at The Alexanda Foundation in Baltimore, Maryland and Staff Writer for The Hitt Music Group from North Hollywood, California originally from Baltimore, Maryland XemVanAdams@yahoo.com VisualArtist217@yahoo.com socialite217@yahoo.com youtube.com/XemVanAdams youtube.com/VisualArtist217 XemVanAdams.com myspace.com/Akosua217 xemvanadams.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled LET GO AND LET GOD MY TRUTH that HE LEFT EVERYTHING BEHIND and packed his personal belongings in his car and drove 3 days from his hometown in Baltimore, Maryland to Hollywood, California in Los Angeles to BECOME A FILMMAKER and so he left his FAMILY and his FRIENDS and all of his FURNITURE back home so he can try to become the First and Youngest BLACK Man to EVER win an Oscar and Golden Globe Award for BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY but here it is 3 years later and STILL NOTHING HAS BEEN ACCOMPLISHED and NO AWARDS AND NO NOMINEES ARE IN THE WORKS so this STARVING SCREENPLAY FILMMAKER is now here on YouTube to TRY TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF but the only name he is going to make for himself is BEING MENTIONED ON UTUBEDRAMA.

9. Mconn2112 35 years old True Patriot Action TPA member from America youtube.com/Mconn2112 says in his YouTube video titled BLOCKED BY RU4PEACE that this 35 year old grown ass man is CRYING THAT HE WAS BLOCKED from another YouTuber RU4Peace2 aka YouChooseaSide Martin who LOOKS LIKE MOBY ON CRACK and made a HELLO IS THERE ANYBODY IN THERE VIDEO and is always behind an American Flag talking about politics so now we have on YouTube BIG FAT TRUE PATRIOT ACTION TPA MEMBER BABIES CRYING that THEY WERE BLOCKED by a man who looks like The Lord Of The Rings Creature Gollum going around saying MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS and this is the kinds of videos that not only children watch and laugh there asses off by seeing 35 year old men crying on YouTube that they were blocked AS IF BLOCKING REALLY MEANT SOMETHING but also it shows that AD AGENCIES DO NOT WANT TO ADVERTISE with YouTube for just this very thing.

10. KillerT00thBrush Leuke from Australia youtube.com/KillerT00thBrush killertoothbrush.com twitter.com/totallyhappy twitturly.com/user/totallyhappy blogtv.com/People/leuke flickr.com/photos/leuke says in his YouTube video titled CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE that he is playing the CHUBBY BUNNY GAME and then he takes each small marshmallow and puts them in his mouth and then he has to says CHUBBY BUNNY after and this long haired hippy gets up to 20 MARSHMALLOWS IN HIS MOUTH and then he SPITS THEM ALL ON A PLATE AND HOLDS IT UP TO THE CAMERA like WHO IN THE HELL WANTS TO SEE HIS SPIT AND SALIVA AND TEETH PLAQUE ON MARSHMALLOWS THAT HAS BEEN IN HIS MOUTH and this is the kind of RETARDS we have uploading videos on YouTube.

September 26 2008

1. RandomProdinc aka Burnzy121 Tom 17 years old and Sam and Dan from the United Kingdom Randomprodinc@hotmail.co.uk youtube.com/RandomProdInc MusicFromBlueSkies youtube.com/musicfromblueskies OMGitsDaveFromBlueSkies myspace.com/omgitsdavefromblueskies myspace.com/randomprodinc randomprodinc.wordpress.com stickam.com/burnzy121 posted on his WordPress blog of an screen cap image of his iPhone where BethOnTop says that SHE IS A LESBIAN and WILL KILL HIM IF HE TOLD ANYBODY ABOUT IT but as soon as it was leaked to UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger the image was removed from the WordPress blog but not fast enough for Google to CACHE IT and make it still available to anybody on the internet and as soon as it was revealed BethOnTop made the comment on her Twitter Account that IT IS BEST NOT TO BE ON UTUBEDRAMA but it was too late and the secret is now out which may be a good choice for her to go gay because there are far too many Harry Potter and Twilight Wannabe English YouTube boys who go and set up these lame ass YouTube MeetUps and Gatherings and Get Togethers just to try to pick up on other YouTube teenage girls which is funny once you think about it because they could just easily find them in their own high school because teenage girls from England easily give it up like Wendy in the cartoon Peter Pan.

2. JohnReaganNumber1 John Reagan former July 2008 YourTubeAdvocate Host from Florida youtube.com/johnreagannumber1 says in his YouTube video titled DOES GOD LOVE YOUR BULLETINS that YouTube Staff is now CHARGING YOUTUBERS TO HAVE THEIR VIDEOS SPONSORED for 10 CENTS PER CLICK because Google is now HAVING ADWORDS ON YOUTUBE so if ONLY 100 PEOPLE CLICK ON YOUR SPONSORED VIDEO LINK THEN YOU JUST LOST 10 DOLLARS OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKET meaning BYE BYE PARTNER PROGRAM CHECK and if you want to have your channel PIMPED OUT in the PROMOTION BOX has now PERMANENTLY REMOVED THE YOUTUBE BULLETIN BOX after pushing it all the way down on the bottom so you had to scroll all the way down to see it anyway and now you can have your bulletin in your ACTIVITY BOX if you want to put out a message sort of like a SHOUT BOX on other websites meaning people have to come to your channel and read your activity to see if you made a SHOUT OUT aka BULLETIN instead of that same message being on every channel on your FRIEND'S LIST and the VIDEO SHARING IS SPAMMING for the most part because not only does your video go to EVERYBODY on your FRIENDS LIST but you in return get FLOODED with VIDEO RECEIPTS that you sent your message so now we have Google WAKING UP TO THE FACT THAT THEY CANNOT GET THE SPONSORS TO ADVERTISE ON YOUTUBE so in order to get the much added revenue that they need they are CHARING THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY and GETTING THEIR MONEY OFF OF THE BACKS OF YOUTUBERS WHO UPLOAD VIDEOS and that right there my friends is just 1 more NAIL IN THE COFFIN of GOO TUBE.

3. TheeStranger former June 2007 YourTubeAdvocate Host 29 years old masked man and member of the YouTube Underground and True Patriot Action TPA youtube.com/theestranger myspace.com/theestranger theestranger.wordpress.com stickam.com/theestranger says in his YouTube video titled TRUTH BEHIND YOUTUBE'S NEW POLICY that YouTube is pushing out the YouTube Community who have been GAMING THE SYSTEM and CHEATING THEIR WAY TO THE TOP like LisaNova and her LisaBots and her Viral Breast Thumbnail Bots as well as most of the YouTubers who now have tens of thousands of subscribers in order to have Corporate Sponsors on the front page of YouTube and this really is a good NEW POLICY that YouTube has going for them about stopping TIT THUMBNAIL PICS because honestly how many times are you tired of seeing HotForWords and her FAKE PLASTIC SILICONE BREAST IMPLANTS or AtheneWins and her LOPSIDED BREASTS or sXePhil's ugly fat mug covering the whole screen and if YouTube is getting rid of these YouTube Whores who like GAMING THE SYSTEM then I say MORE POWER TO YOUTUBE STAFF and they get UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger's 1,000 PERCENT SUPPORT for cleaning up the FAKE TRASH WHO THINK THEY ARE SOMEBODY ON YOUTUBE and replace them for CORPORATE SPONSORSHIPS because I am one of thousands who are SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING THE SAME NO TALENT FACES ON YOUTUBE and cannot wait to see TELEVISION SHOWS AND MOVIES TO REPLACE THEIR SORRY ASSES and YouTube needs to hurry up and make this happen because HULU WEBSITE IS GOING TO PASS YOUTUBE IN REVENUE IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS and Google Shareholders are grinding their teeth on the lack of ad revenue YouTube is producing which is STILL IN THE RED.

4. TonyaTKO aka TheTonyaTkoShow Tonya Daniel 33 years old from Bronx, New York youtube.com/tonyatko TonyaTko.com TonyaTko.com/live M/Th 7-8:30 pm EST Sun. 3 pm myspace.com/tonyatko twitter.com/tonyatko twitturly.com/user/tonyatko blogtv.com/people/tonyatko ustream.tv/TonyaTko tonyatko.blogspot.com says in her YouTube video titled NEW YEAR NEW BOOTY FITNESS COMPETITION 09 WITH TONYATKO that she is starting a new BOOTY FITNESS YEAR for 10 people who want to lose weight and she always starts her video introduction by saying something like HELLO MY LITTLE LOVEBIRDS as if us YouTUbers are little birds who are in love with her HUGE NICELY SHAPED BOOBS and what is she going to do now that she cannot get the right TIT SHOT no pun intended to just angle herself in the way to get the best random tit thumbnail and with this new wide screen video display her tits are now covered by the wide video banner because she is a YouTube Partner so now the YouTube Parnter video banners are longer inside the video covering every YouTube cam whore girl's tits up and this can become a problem for TIT WHORE PARTNERS ON YOUTUBE because how can you show your TITS ON CAM when you have a DAMN YOUTUBE MARKETING BANNER ON TOP OF THEM and soon the most tit videos getting the most views will be the NON-PARTNER TIT VIDEOS because THERE IS NO GOOGLE ADSENSE AD COVERING THEIR TITS IN THEIR VIDEOS so at least we can all smile and say that YouTube TIT PARTNERS ARE NOW GETTING THE SHAFT BY YOUTUBE this pun was intended.

5. GeneticBlend Joe Rigs 37 years old South Shore, Suffolk County Bellport, New York joeyrigs@gmail.com AIM: JoeRigs71NY youtube.com/geneticblend twitter.com/GeneticBlend twitturly.com/user/geneticblend blogtv.com/people/geneticblend stickam.com/geneticblend livevideo.com/video/GeneticBlend 12seconds.tv/channel/GeneticBlend facebook.com/people/Joe-Rigs/569462385 says in his YouTube video titled HEY PEOPLE that he is sorry he has not been uploading any videos on YouTube recently but that he had to do 36 hours of a pilot for a REALITY TELEVISION SHOW as if WE NEED ANOTHER REALITY SHOW ON TELEVISION and all of the B REALITY SHOWS ARE ON YOUTUBE WHO GETS THE LEFT OVERS and then he says HE UPDATES ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT IS FASTER and that is where SOCIAL NETWORKING IS HEADED FOR and that is on SOCIAL PLATFORMS LIKE TWITTER WHICH IS BASED ON TEXT AND NOT ON VIDEO so while more people update their lives on Twitter they will be doing less updates on YouTube because people to this day are not comfortable in front of a camera and it is too time consuming when they are trying to MAKE SHIT UP WHILE RECORDING so as not to be so boring but on Twitter you can just type a few words on your own cell phone wherever you are and you can then inform your friends and everybody else what you are doing at that exact time instead of being harassed by TROLLS and HATERS and worried about WHO IS THUMBING DOWN YOUR COMMENTS and WHO IS LEAVING PROFANITY AND SEXUAL CONTENT and SPAM on your videos and that is why less people are uploading videos on YouTube and instead taking the cheap way route and thumb typing on their sidekick to their Twitter Family making Twitter the big success story as far as SOCIAL NETWORKING and YouTube as the ENTERTAINMENT CHANNEL FOR CORPORATIONS.

6. CautiousPlay Monday Lesbian Host BeaverBunch Jess 26 years old lesbian Buddhist from San Diego, California youtube.com/BeaverBunch youtube.com/cautiousplay myspace.com/cautiousplay stickam.com/cautiousplay says in her YouTube video titled THE PUPPET SHOW SEX that her friend is recording her holding up a hand puppet in their local library but this 28 second recording from a cheap ass cell phone has 3,000 video views of pure bullshit and most of the videos views are for the misleading video title with the word S-E-X SEX in it and the more misleading video SEXUAL TAGS like LESBIAN GAY QUEER LGBTQ PUPPET HOTSEX so now we have GAY PUPPETS in the children's library who wants to have HOTSEX with humans and this borders on the line of absurdity and BEASTIALITY because what this lesbo bitch is doing is trying to make a STRAIGHT LION PUPPET TURN GAY and this is the nonsense that YouTube has on a daily basis.

7. AynakoItsRoi aka HoiItsRoi Roi co-founder of Wassabi Productions 17 years old Filipino from Durham, North Carolina hoiitsroi@yahoo.com youtube.com/aynakoitsroi youtube.com/hoiitsroi myspace.com/hoiitsroi myspace.com/wassabiproductions says in his YouTube video titled HACKED that if he does not upload a certain video onto YouTube that HE WILL DIE because this monster has tied him up to a chair to try to molest him and then puts him to sleep by hyptnotizing him and then he wakes up on his TOILET SHOWING HIS BARE ASS saying that the NINJA WILL KILL HIM IF HE DOES NOT UPLOAD HIS VIDEO ON YOUTUBE and his bare ass NEEDS TO BE FLAGGED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE because what Ad Agency wants to put their ads right next to a video that shows this boy taking a shit on the toilet and showing his bare ass and that is the problem YouTube is having in user generated content like this video which is NOT a potential revenue generated content unless they were promoting toilet paper products but even Toilet Paper Company Charmin would not advertise on this video.

8. Liiv7 NerdFigher Lover collab channel VlogLovers Olivia 17 years old Harry Potter Twilight Fantasy Book Nerd Fighter from Melbourne, Australia liiv7@hotmail.com youtube.com/vloglovers youtube.com/liiv7 twitter.com/liiv7 twitturly.com/user/liiv7 livandherthoughts.blogspot.com nerdfighters.ning.com/profile/Liv says in her YouTube video titled YOUTUBE I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU that she is LEAVING FOR FRANCE on vacation but before she left she saw the pre-screening of Twilight at the movie theater and she says it was pretty much on target with the young adult vampire romance novel written by author Stephenie Meyer but she says THE 50,000 GIRLS WATCHING THE PRE-SCREEN RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE because they were having orgasms throughout the whole movie by screaming and cheering on the characters in the movie Edward Cullen played by Robert Pattinson and Charlie Swan played by Billy Burke and this is the problem with YouTube because THERE IS NOT ONE PERSON ON YOUTUBE THAT GIRLS WANNA SEE THAT BADLY because YouTube is STILL trying to find their ACTORS and ACTRESSES instead of all of these LOW BUDGET INDEPENDENT ACTORS ON YOUTUBE who are trying to find an audience meaning IF YOU WANT THOUSANDS OF GIRLS SCREAMING YOUR NAME then LEAVE YOUTUBE and CONTACT REAL TALENT AGENCIES WHO DO NOT HAVE SCOUTERS WHO SCOUT AROUND LOOKING FOR B-RATED TALENT ON YOUTUBE.

9. StanBurdMan Stan Burdman 22 years old amateur video game reviewer youtube.com/stanburdman rebelradioonline.net says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE DRAMA NEXT GAME REVIEW AND MY DVD that he is going to take all his YouTube video shit and make a DVD out of them and SELL THEM FOR 25 DOLLARS like what dumb ass is going to pay this jerk 25 BUCKS to watch a rerun of his past 100 videos meaning it would cost the person buying his DVD a DOLLAR FOR EVERY 4 VIDEOS HE UPLOADED ON YOUTUBE and this guy is SOUNDING LIKE A CON ARTIST because YOUTUBE IS A FREE VIDEO FILE SHARING SERVICE and this E-Beggar is TRYING TO SCAM YOUTUBERS INTO GIVING HIM 25 BUCKS FOR A BUNCH OF SHITTY VIDEOS and MOST OF HIS VIDEOS ARE COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT ANYWAY with COPYRIGHTED VIDEOS BY NINTENDO and SONY PLAYSTATION and ATARI and RUNESCAPE OWNED BY JAGEX LIMITED AND OTHER GAMING COMPANIES so instead of YouTube SUSPENDING HIS CHANNEL he comes up with a brilliant plan to take his copyrighted videos and burn them on a DVD and then SELL HIS ARTWORK TO THE UNLUCKY POOR BASTARDS WHO GIVE HIM 25 DOLLARS and this is the kind of sneaky scams that you find on a daily basis on YouTube.

10. DexterManningIsHere aka DexterBoy124 Dexter Manning 17 years old from the Midlands, United Kingdom ohmygoditsdexterboy124@hotmail.com sexydexy12@hotmail.com Dexterboy124@aol.com youtube.com/DexterManningIsHere youtube.com/dexterboy124 www.myspace.com/sexydexy12 bebo.com/mrdexterm says in his YouTube video titled BYE BYE HONOURS that YouTube will DEMOTE THE HONORS to videos with sexual content in them and then he says THAT SUCKS DICK meaning this guy is starting off on the wrong dick er I mean foot because he just did PROFANITY ON THAT VIDEO and then he says THAT SUCKS DICK and IT ALL SUCKS DICK meaning this United Kingdom chap MUST BE GAY BECAUSE HE TALKS ABOUT SUCKING LOTS OF DICKS which was mentioned at least 3 times in his 2 minute video meaning HE WILL HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO SUCK AS MANY DICKS AS HE WANTS WHEN YOUTUBE SUSPENDS HIS ACCOUNT FOR PROFANITY and this dude should be PERMABAN ANYWAY because his main YouTube Channel is filled with INFRINGING COPYRIGHTED JAPANESE ANIME CARTOONS and COPYRIGHTED MUSIC and COPYRIGHTED anything else you can think of so this dude will not be lasting under YouTube's New Policy.

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1. SumFight Cody Rapol 22 years old amateur filmmaker editor actor director from Roseville, Ohio sumfight@gmail.com youtube.com/codyrapol youtube.com/sumfight aloladay.com sumfight.com myspace.com/crapol twitter.com/sumfight twitturly.com/user/sumfight blogtv.com/people/CodyRapol stickam.com/sumfight livevideo.com/sumfight loowa.com/sumfight@gmail.com http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Rapol/203600202 last.fm/user/sumfight codyrapol.blogspot.com flickr.com/photos/sumfight says in his YouTube video titled RHYME TODAY that he is going to going down to the mailbox to get his Google Check and this video is suppose to be a rhyming video poem WHICH IT IS NOT and this guy has been on YouTube to know how to make good videos and here it is almost 3 years later and HE STILL DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS and it is no wonder that other people who have been on YouTube for less than a year are passing him up in subscriptions because HE CANNOT ACT AND IS BORING and he needs to take that Google Check of his and GIVE IT ALL TO HIS LOCAL BARBERSHOP because that 40 dollar low income check he gets every month will be about how much it will be to pay the barber to CUT HIS SHAGGY DOG HAIR and to SHAVE HIM BALD and then to put some MANLY HEAD LOTION ON HIS HEAD so he won't act like a sissy in his videos and to GIVE HIM A TIP and then come back on YouTube and tell us your experience.

2. Pilocrates co-host collab channel VlogRamen Stefan Chin 22 years old from Anaheim Hills, California youtube.com/pilocrates twitter.com/pilocrates twitturly.com/user/pilocrates says in his YouTube video titled 500 SUBSCRIBERS that HE IS EXCITED THAT HE NOW HAS 500 SUBSCRIBERS ON HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL and that ain't saying much because THIS GUY CREATED HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNT OVER 30 MONTHS AGO since July 2006 meaning he averages 1 NEW SUBSCRIBER EVERY OTHER DAY so if it takes you 2 and a half years to get up to 500 SUBSCRIBERS then you will really be throwing a huge party when you hit 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS IN THE YEAR 2012 and by then YouTube may CEASE TO EXIST the downward spiral it is going in since Google bought them and dude you need to BUY SOME MORE GUITAR HERO GAMES and PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE because YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY A REAL GUITAR and your fake guitar playing may be the real reason why nobody wants to subscribe to your lame ass videos and do not think for one minute that showing your Chinese Nipple will get you more subscribers because your nipple was so small to see that YouTube refuses to flag it for indecent exposure.

3. JoshSource co-host collab channel HomoAndShlomo Josh 22 years old gay hispanic man from San Francisco, California youtube.com/joshsource myspace.com/JoshSource twitter.com/joshsource twitturly.com/user/joshsource blogtv.com/People/josh_source says in his YouTube video titled 2 MINUTE MIX IN THE INTERUM that he dances to the mix of popular songs and artists like Madonna and Usher but this gay guy cannot dance even if his gayness depended on it because when he dances and lip sync's to Like A Prayer by Madonna he looks like a that retarded Indian kid Sanjaya Malakar from American Idol remember that kid who should have been dumped from the show the first 2 weeks and kept staying week after week because damn India was spamming up the American Idol phone numbers and then he dances to Caught Up by Usher and if you never saw his face before you would think he was MICHAEL JACKSON ON CRACK and let's not talk about his 1980's BackStreet Boys moves and this clown needs to GET A LIFE and GET A JOB because even San Francisco homeless bums on Market Street can dance better than him and that ain't saying much.

4. VoicesInTheHead aka VoicesInTheHead2 (PERMABAN SupExcellency) Johnny 25 years old atheist who claims to be a Neuroscience scientist from Mexico City, Mexico supexcellency@gmail.com youtube.com/supexcellency SUSPENDED youtube.com/voicesinthehead youtube.com/voicesinthehead2 supexcellency.blogspot.com stickam.com/supexcellency says in his YouTube video titled YES YOUTUBE'S POLICIES ARE FUCKED UP that YouTube is having an algorithm computer program installed which will DEMOTE YOUR VIDEO for profanity and sexual content but he did congratulate YouTube for changing the way YouTubers can pick thumbnails which are not from the middle anymore so the 3 thumbnails that pop up anywhere in the video is now the only choice you have so you cannot manipulate the system but this guy should not be worried what YouTube does or does not do because he is another PERMABANNED USER on YouTube that had his original account SUSPENDED and NEEDS TO GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL and LEARN HOW TO READ AND COMPREHEND RULES otherwise hew would have simply followed YouTube's Community Guidelines that till this day has not changed and simply states IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS TERMINATED YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO CREATE ANY NEW ACCOUNTS.

5. He11sing920 (PERMABAN Hellsing920 he now uses the number 11 replacing the 2 letter L when he was suspended) Emer Prevost 26 years old wrestling and video game addict from Seymour, Wisonsin lonewolf316@usa.com youtube.com/he11sing920 myspace.com/hellsing920 livevideo.com/hellsing920 expotv.com/profile/home/hellsing920 SKYPE hellsing920 26 year old says in his YouTube video titled HELLSING920 THE EPIC RANT I HATE PEOPLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS that he runs into RETARDS and REJECTS and ASSHOLES when he goes Christmas Shopping and ANYBODY WHO GOES CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ON THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING KNOWN AS BLACK FRIDAY ARE RETARDS because THEY CAN FIND THE SAME DISCOUNT DEALS ON ELECTRONICS ON THE INTERNET without the hassle of GETTING TRAMPLED TO DEATH like the Walmart employee when they broke down the entrance door but this dude is SO FAT no not fat but OBESE that HE PROBABLY COULD NOT FIT IN THE DOOR ANYWAY so HE HAS NOT CHOICE BUT TO STAY HIS FAT OVERWEIGHT WHALE ASS HOME and HE IS JUST PISSED THAT HE CANNOT RUN AS FAST AS EVERYBODY ELSE ON BLACK FRIDAY leaving him with NOTHING and this guy is so wide that HE IS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE VERY FEW YOUTUBERS WHO BENEFITS FROM THE WIDE VIDEO SCREEN because NOW WE HAVE TO WATCH MORE OF HIS DISGUSTING OBSESE BODY and what the hell is he STILL DOING ON YOUTUBE when he was SUSPENDED EARLIER THIS YEAR ON HIS OLD ACCOUNT meaning the banhammer is slowly sneaking up on his dumb ass and it is just a matter of time before he is gone again.

6. MeridianFrost Josh 33 years old pseudo atheist from La Crescenta, California youtube.com/meridianfrost stickam.com/meridianfrost says in his YouTube video titled ALGORITHMIC DEMOTION OF FREE SPEECH that YouTube Staff's new rules on their blog talking about how there will be no more profanity or sexual content in YouTube Videos and if there is they will be DEMOTED and KNOCKED OFF OF THE YOUTUBE CHARTS so that other goody two shoes nice boring videos can take their place and if that is the case then all you would have are TEENY BOPPERS TALKING ABOUT MILEY CYRUS and YouTube still has everyday 70 PERCENT OF ALL YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT HAVE SOME SORT OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENTS IN THEM which YouTube Staff has failed to talk about during their YouTube Algorithm Project and Google who owns YouTube still has the search feature for any sex keyword you can think of meaning Shareholders have had enough of Google seeing Google Stock drop 60 PERCENT IN 1 YEAR FROM NOVEMBER 2007 TO NOVEMBER 2008 and YouTube is making it worst since ADVERTISERS ARE SCARED TO PUT THEIR ADS NEXT TO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT so YouTube Staff is NOT DOING THIS FOR THE COMMUNITY as they preach in their blog but they are DOING THIS TO MAKE A PROFIT IN AD REVENUE because THE WILD WILD WEST USER GENERATED CONTENT IS HINDERING YOUTUBE'S CHANCE OF MAKING A PROFIT and that is what this all boils down to.

7. AOEGuy aka TheLucidGuy Lucas Uffelman 21 years old college student from Caro, Michigan youtube.com/aoeguy aoeguy.blogspot.com stickam.com/aoeguy twitter.com/aoeguy blogtv.com/People/AOEGuy Wednesdays 9PM EST says in his YouTube video titled MY FIRST BAR EXPERIENCE that HE WAS EXCITED TO TURN 21 YEARS OLD BECAUSE HE CAN NOW LEGALLY GO IN THE BARS AND GET WASTED ALL NIGHT so he can experience a hang over the next morning and then he lets out a cat meow to show how excited he got and what grown ass man MEOWS LIKE A CAT which sounds totally gay but he says HE HATED THE BAR LIFE AND THAT IT SUCKS BECAUSE MIDDLE AGE PEOPLE WERE DANCING and HE WAS BORED even though he was paying cover charges while going bar hopping but what he should have done was to spend that money not on bars but on his local dollar store so he can spend a dollar to buy a MADE IN CHINA COMB so he can comb his hair that has not been washed in a week and dude needs to lay off of the BlogTV junk because HE CANNOT PLAY GUITAR AT ALL and this is the boring entertainment YouTubers do to entertain on BlogTV just to try to keep their subscriber base intact meaning if you want to WHORE YOURSELF PLAYING GUITAR ON YOUTUBE OR LIVE ON BLOGTV THEN GO TO YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP STORE AND PAY 20 BUCKS FOR A USED GUITAR HERO GAME and DO NOT STRUM ANOTHER CHORD UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE THE NOTES and then you too can fool your fans into thinking you can really play a guitar.

8. WhiteOutStain Kyle 17 years old from Alexandria, Louisiana youtube.com/whiteoutstain myspace.com/110603791 twitter.com/KYLESAYS twitturly.com/user/KYLESAYS americanidol.com/myidol/profile/?un=WhiteOutStain says in his YouTube video titled KYLE SAYS 51 THINGS AROUND MY ROOM that he starts off by rubbing the belly of this ugly looking buddha statue he has lying around the house and since he worships Buddha then he must be studying to be a monk on not as a flimmaker because he will never make it as a phtographer because his video sucked ass and somebody must have been auto-refreshing his lame ass boring video because ain't no way he would have got 5,000 people to watch that piece of shit and dude next time you do a video like this you need to GET SOME RECENT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC because that clown music shit your were playing as your background needs to be given back to Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus because they are looking for it.

9. MeeKaKitty Tessa Violet 18 years old teenage model from New York City, New York originally from Oregon youtube.com/meekakitty myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=18465129 twitter.com/meekakitty twitturly.com/user/meekakitty blogtv.com/people/meekakitty facebook.com/people/Tessa-Violet/1450020139 says in her YouTube video titled SNOW QUEEN that she is the snow queen because she put a cheap tiara on her head that she bought at her local dollar store and this red head bitch needs to step her game up because she looks and acts like she is on drugs like how many times do you have to edit every other word that comes out of your supermodel mouth and why are you so pale white as if you are an albino with red hair or got the Michael Jackson Sking Disease known as Vitiligo and next time take off those glasses that is reflecting from your window sill because if you are suppose to be a hot teenage model then DO NOT COVER UP YOUR FACE and I see YouTube pulled your other vlog for COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT so make sure it does not happen again by getting rid of your intro at the beginning of your videos and you are a prime example of a young ditzy red headed Spricket24.

10. SkorpionShow The Skorpion and Makael Show Kevin 24 years old from Philadelphia, Pennsylvannia Makael 21 years old from Philadelphia, Pennsylvannia theskorpionshow@yahoo.com youtube.com/skorpionshow myspace.com/theskorpion myspace.com/giselle86 says in their YouTube video titled SKORPION AND MAKAEL UPDATE that they recently HAD A FIGHT ON YOUTUBE but they have since made up about their disagreements but then they start to sing together and NOPE NOT GONNA CUT IT because THEIR GAY ASSES TRYING TO SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY ARE BOTH RUINING HER SONG AND SHOULD BE FINED AND BANNED FROM EVER SINGING AGAIN ON YOUTUBE and these two black gay dudes need to KEEP IT REAL and THROW THAT DAMN MICROPHONE IN THE TRASH and next time you do anothe YouTube video TURN DOWN THE DAMN TV because AIN'T NOBODY WANT TO LISTEN TO NO SOUL TRAIN RERUNS ON YOUR BROKE ASS TV SET and do not be surprised if some YouTubers SUE BOTH YOUR ASSES for BREAKING THEIR EAR DRUMS when they clicked on to watch your YouTube video expecting to hear your voices and instead GOT A TRAIN WRECK THAT JUMPED THE TRACK ONE TOO MANY TIMES and that is KEEPING IT REAL BRO.

September 24 2008

1. 365Project the365project@aol.com youtube.com/365Project the365project@aol.com stickam.com/365project co-founder OddReport Callum 15 years old from United Kingdom Callum@callumnet.co.uk and co-founder ItsCalum010 Calum Hopwood 14 years old from Barnsley, South Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom newstube@aol.com itscollab010@aol.com youtube.com/itscalum010 the365website.com twitter.com/itscalum010 twitturly.com/user/itscalum010 blogtv.com/people/itscalum010 stickam.com/itscalum010 says in his YouTube video titled NEW WEBSITE that he now has a website for the 365 Project that is called The365Website.com because 365Project.com WAS TAKEN BACK IN 2002 meaning he is 6 years to late in registering that domain and anybody can join and not just the 365 who are doing the project next year and that he has deleted the dozen YouTube videos that was there to promote the Channel that officially starts on January 1, 2009 but this 14 year old English Chap needs to GET EXCITED IN HIS VIDEOS because HE SOUNDS COMPLETELY EMOTIONLESS AND HE LOOKS LIKE A MESS and next time before he gets in front of the camera he needs to go to DICTIONARY.COM and look up the word C-O-M-B COMB and then look up the word S-O-A-P SOAP because you have a bad hair day and a bad case of teenage puberty acne but DO NOT TAKE THE CONTROVERSIAL ACNE TREATMENT ROACCUTANE because it has been linked to teenage suicides in England.

2. Raz0rSex Paulina 21 years old college student majoring in criminal justice to become a police officer from Fresno, California imnotthesaneone@hotmail.com youtube.com/raz0rsex myspace.com/raz0r_sex twitter.com/raz0r_sex twitturly.com/user/raz0r_sex raz0rsex.blogspot.com stickam.com/raz0r_sex says in her YouTube video titled 2 GIRLS 1 STOLEN MIC that YOUTUBE LIVE SUCKED ASS and that SHE WAS EMBARRASSED TO EVEN BE THERE and so she LEFT BEFORE THE SHOW EVEN STARTED and it is too bad that this bitch is a lesbian always hanging with her lesbian girlfriend ShallowFashionista Alex because this strung out Mexican broad looked hot even when I met her at the very first San Fransisco As One Gathering back in 2007 but she needs to get her priorities straight if she wants to become a cop because right now she has featured on her Partner Channel a video showing Russians SHOOTING A PREGNANT WOMAN TO DEATH just because the damn prostitute got knocked up and forgot to take her pills and lets not even talk about her NAKED VLOG YOUTUBE VIDEO that was so full of nudity that she had to put it on PRIVATE so that her future police co-workers will not find it and start masturbating to it.

3. Carynis1HotAssGirl aka 1HotAssGirl Caryn 28 years old from Norfolk, Virginia youtube.com/carynis1hotassgirl youtube.com/1hotassgirl myspace.com/1hotassgirl says in her YouTube video titled MY RESPONSE TO THREE OF MY EMAILS that she always starts off her YouTube videos with the introduction GOOD MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL YOUTUBE FANS as if HER EGO COULD NOT GET ANY BIGGER BY THINKING SHE HAS FANS THAT WANT TO HEAR WHAT SHE SAYS and instead it is just HORNY TEENAGE BOYS who wants to see her HUGE TITS like she has shown in her pre-vlogging days on YouTube under her old account and she says THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE WHO REFUSES TO SAY THEY ARE BLACK like AceDotCom Alex is mulatto because his mother is white but she says he looks black to her and so he is a black man but why does this black woman with huge tits under her white clothes not be POLITICALLY CORRECT in the white world and call black people AFRICAN AMERICANS because many black people get offended if you call them African Americans because their origins may not be from Africa at all and also she is answering her emails about a video response from somebody on YouTube that uploaded his video 2 years ago like get with the program and stop talking about 2 year old videos and show us some black huge nipples so you can get more subscribers.

4. Phantom409 (PERMABAN wtvCrew and PERMABAN wtvCrew1) Kenneth Dennis 39 years old newspaper printer worker from Missouri youtube.com/Phantom409 Phantom409.com myspace.com/phantom409 says in his YouTube video that HIS FATHER USED TO BE A TRUCK DRIVER AND HIS HANDLE WAS 409 so that is how he got his YouTube Username but RECENTLY he said HIS FATHER WAS A WRESTLER KNOWN AS PHANTOM and ADMIT TO LYING YEARS BEFORE OF HIMSELF BEING A WRESTLER LIKE HIS DAD but now we find out that the YouTube Username WAS STOLEN FROM A FINNISH MUSIC BAND FROM FINLAND NAMED PHANTOM 409 and HAS USED THAT NAME SINCE 1999 when the group was formed creating 3 ALBUMS WITH THEIR GROUP NAME PHANTOM 409 on them like KING OF THE GUTTER in 2003 and HITS YOU LIKE A TUMBLEWEED and MUSTANG RANCH in 2004 all 3 albums that can be BOUGHT AT AMAZON if you type PHANTOM 409 IN THE AMAZON SEARCH meaning Phantom409 is INFRINGING ON FINNISH COPYRIGHTED MUSIC BY STEALING THEIR NAME and using it as his own on YouTube Channel which DOES NOT MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE HE IS PERMABANNED ON YOUTUBE with his PREVIOUS YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS wtvCrew and wtvCrew1.

5. NanooBoy Monday Host 5AwesomeGays Andy Andrew Pulido 21 years old MTV Real World Casting Season 22 REJECT from Peru, Chicago, Illinois originally from Newport, North Carolina andyjpulido@gmail.com nanooboy@aol.com youtube.com/5AwesomeGays youtube.com/NanooBoy twitter.com/nanooboy twitturly.com/user/nanooboy nanooboy.posterous.com nanooboy.blogspot.com nanooboy.wordpress.com nanooboy.deviantart.com says in his YouTube video titled EAT THAT CHICKEN that he got some BAD CHICKEN at BOJANGLES FAMOUS CHICKEN N BISCUITS and he starts talking and stereotyping the black girl who gave them bad service at the fast food joint and then instead of telling us the story of his bad experience at BoJangles this black girl with the frizzy hair comes out of nowhere and hogs the camera from him to tell her what went down at BoJangles and she goes crazy as she tries to explain what happened about her calling the manager but she totally destroyed the story and if she wants to BE A CAM WHORE ON YOUTUBE then that black bitch needs to REGISTER HER OWN YOUTUBE ACCOUNT and stop hogging up the camera on his account instead.

6. DjRavine DJ Ravine and DJ Cotts Happy Hardcore Hard House Trance DJ from New South Wales, Sydney, Australia ravinedj@gmail.com youtube.com/DjRavine myspace.com/ravinedj says in their YouTube video titled RAVINE AND COTTS HOLIDAYCORE that they will not be making anymore Trance DJ YouTube videos for a couple of months because they will be leaving the Australian Island and flying to other continents for a couple of months and then they say it is UNFORTUNATE they will not be on YouTube during the holidays and WHY WOULD IT BE UNFORTUNATE because actually IT IS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE TO LEAVE YOUTUBE for the holidays and their Trance music videos are shit anyways because anybody can put a couple of beats together on their computer just like anybody can be in a rock band just by learning how to play Guitar Hero meaning these DJs need to stay their ass over in Australia because here in America they would not even get a nightly gig in our seedy clubs.

7. KalelPrime David Wallace Transformers Fanatic from the United Kingdom youtube.com/kalelprime bishop140@hotmail.com moonbase2.madmooseforum.com moonbase2.libsyn.com forum.idwpublishing.com rollin.com/user/KalelPrime kalelprime.deviantart.com says in his YouTube video titled HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOUTUBE that he wants all of his Transformer Subscribers on YouTube to GIVE HIM MONEY and he includes his email address in the video description that is linked to his PayPal account and he says the money people donate will go for disadvantage children but what he does not tell you is YOU ARE GIVING HIM YOUR MONEY DIRECTLY TO HIS PAY PAL ACCOUNT and if you really want to give money to disadvantage needy children then GIVE THE MONEY TO YOUR OWN FAMILY because THIS IS A TIME OF NEED NOT A TIME OF GREED and there are always needy family members that have fallen on hard times that can use some extra cash meaning DO NOT GIVE YOUR MONEY AWAY TO SOME GROWN ASS MAN FROM ENGLAND WHO PLAYS WITH TRANSFORMER DOLLS ALL DAY.

8. NewAgeGamer3018 Brian Garcia 17 years old from Hartford, Connecticut youtube.com/newagegamer3018 says in his YouTube video titled NO CROSS NO CROWN A LITTLE BIT OF MY STORY that HE IS STILL A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS and HE STILL MEETS WITH THE WATCHTOWER SOCIETY ELDERS even though he is now A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN because his own family has now disowned him and his own father HAS FORSAKEN HIM and that he will THROW HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE IF HE ATTENDS ANOTHER SUNDAY CHRISTIAN SERVICE and so this teenager is getting persecuted by his own father who now wants nothing to do with him but on the other hand this kid says he has given his life over to Christ and does not believe in the Jehovah's Witness teachings anymore but still remains a Jehovah's Witness meaning this kid is very confused because he cannot be a Born Again Christian and at the same time have an anti-Christian YouTube Username called NEW AGE and he also needs to move out of his father's house and come to California and start his own Jesus Movement like they did in the 70's and he too can live in a commune and become a Jesus Freak and start the next wave of revivals as soon as he gets rid of his YouTube Username with the 2 words NEW AGE in it.

9. TheYaygasm Jerome Santos 15 years old gay Filipino youtube.com/theyaygasm says in his YouTube video titled OH SHIT that HE DID NOT EDIT HIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE DOES NOT HAVE MUCH TIME and if that is the case then he DOES NOT HAVE TIME TO MAKE A VIDEO because his bedroom is a mess and how dare he film inside his bedroom with all of his DIRTY CLOTHES ON THE SHELF IN THE BACKGROUND and he NEEDS TO CLEAN HIS BEDROOM AND GET HIS PRIORITIES STRAIGHT IN HIS REAL LIFE instead of spending it on YouTube talking about watching a video on the internet called THREE LESBIANS AND ONE BIG BLACK MAN and while he is cleaning his bedroom he needs to trash that rainbow color arm wrist band before YouTubers think he really is gay.

10. TheLittleWorldOfGaz from the United Kingdom youtube.com/thelittleworldofgaz says in his YouTube video titled MOST RESPONDED VIDEO ON YOUTUBE PLEASE RESPOND that he wants his YouTube video to get the most responses ever but that he has no idea what is the video with the most responses and all he has to do is to click on the YouTube link that says MOST RESPONDED VIDEO and then he would see what video had the most responses and how many but you cannot tell this teenager anything because even on his Channel Page he clearly states SUB 4 SUB and this is what this kid is which is a SUB 4 SUBER and that is how he got over 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS in 3 months with only 7 videos on his account and this guy is so creative that the TAGS he used for his introduction vlog in September were GAZ BLOG SEX FEMALE BABE BABES HOT GIRL GIRLS KISSING KISS STYLE FUCK COCK VAGINA PUSSY HARD ASS TIT TITS BOOB and this dumb adolescent teenager is the kind of teenagers that YouTube Staff has on their website who likes to KEYWORD STUFF THEIR VIDEO TAGS WITH SEX WORDS just to get more video views and subscribers even though the YouTube COMMUNITY GUIDELINES clearly states NO KEYWORD STUFFING.

September 23 2008

1. YourTubeAdvocate November 2008 Host MysterEy1 Peter Appleseed 39 years old entertainment filmmaker The Entertainment Giant former UTubia President of the Mythical Legendary Land Of UTubia that only existed in his own mind from New York City, New York originally from Athens, Georgia MysterEy1996@gmail.com youtube.com/YourTubeAdvocate youtube.com/MysterEy1 youtube.com/entertainmentgiant youtube.com/PeterAppleseed youtube.com/Utubia1 youtube.com/utubia1party kyyboa.com imdb.com/name/nm2073967 myspace.com/mr_ee stickam.com/mysterey1 theentertainmentgiant.blogspot.com DEFUNCT CLOSED SHUT DOWN WEBSITE EntertainmentGiant.net says in his YouTube video titled YTA 16.5 EXCUSES that he has not been active as a November YourTubeAdvocate should be but that he will try to make a video everyday for the last week of November which also never happened and that he really has no time to be the November YourTubeAdvocate because he has a child to take care of and his own personal business meaning the YourTubeAdvocate Channel has lost so much ambition then when it first started 18 months ago that even the own monthly Advocates that are chosen have lost interest and you can see that for yourself by looking at the latest comments per video which equal about 10 comments per video and this ship is sinking so fast that the captain on board does not even know it is sinking and that captain is YourTubeAdvocate JustA11en himself.

2. BeaverBunch Monthly Transsexual Correspondent Host KadeClark Kade 21 years old StarBucks employee living in his mother's attic from Ft Worth, Texas youtube.com/BeaverBunch youtube.com/kadeclark kadeclark.livejournal.com says in his YouTube video titled TOY BOAT that his voice does not sound good because HE IS SICK WITH THE FLU but some wonder if it is THOSE HORMONE GROWTH DRUGS he is taking to MAKE HIS VOICE SOUND LIKE A WOMAN and this dude is going to turn out to be AN UGLY WOMAN when he is done getting his operation because HE ALWAYS LOOKS STONED and has those black circles under his eyes like he does not sleep well and then he says he goes to clubs and does THE FISHING POLE DANCE where he acts like he is reeling in a fish and the SHOPPING CART DANCE where he acts like he is picking things up off the shelves and THIS DUDE IS SERIOUSLY CONFUSED not about his own sexuality that GOD MADE HIM A MAN AND NOW HE WANTS TO CHANGE GOD'S IMAGE AND TURN IT INTO SOMETHING ELSE but that HE HAS THESE WEIRD DANCE MOVES and anybody who sees him doing these fishing pole and shopping cart dance moves whether he stays a man or converts to a woman need to LEAVE THE CLUB ASAP before this dude reels you into his arms and this guy soon to be gal needs to MOVE OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S ATTIC and GET ON HIS FEET and GET A REAL JOB and GET YOUR OWN APARTMENT and then when you have done the BASICS OF LIFE FOR A 21 YEAR OLD then you can think about being a woman and making dumb ass YouTube videos.

3. BeaverBunch Friday Lesbian Host LuCaro22 Lu Laura 23 years old bisexual college graduate from North Carolina LuSlunce@aol.com youtube.com/BeaverBunch youtube.com/lucaro22 says in her YouTube video titled TRUTH OR DARE that her MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS BEING A COLOR GUARD wearing blue and spinning a flag and HOW IS THAT EMBARRASING that she is a color guard because in reality being a high school color guard IS AN HONOR and her MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT should be EATING A PACKAGE OF MARSHMELLOWS WHILE TRYING TO DO A YOUTUBE VIDEO because AINT NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A LESBIAN TALK WHILE STUFFING HER FACE WITH WHITE PILLOW CANDY because that is just so disgusting to watch not to mention her cracker fetish with a spoon of ketchup as part of the dare video and next week when she does her weekly YouTube Collab video she should trash the green scarf because it makes her look like a butch when she is really bisexual.

4. AdamaTheAtheist Adama Hemsley 24 years old from the United Kingdom is an Atheist Feminist Anarchist AntiChrist youtube.com/AdamaTheAtheist arhemsleystories.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled THREATS FROM FREEBDESH that the NARROW MINDED BIGOT FreeBDesh which is actually a YouTube Sock Account is being threatened by him because he makes videos that are Anti-Islam and Anti-Muslim and whether he makes YouTube hate videos or not against somebody or some religion he must realize that he is now debating a YOUTUBE SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT and until he gets that through his ATHEISTIC THICK WHITE SKULL OF HIS then he will keep debating somebody who hides behind a YouTube Ghost Account.

5. DaveLehre Dave Lehre 23 years old Film Director Actor Editor Producer David Lehre Productions Vendentta Studios working in Hollywood, California originally from Detroit, Michigan Manager Dallas Sonnier The MySpace Movie The Facebook Movie davelehre@yahoo.com Dave@DavidLehre.com DavidLehre.com imdb.com/name/nm2378500 teamyoungbmx.com myspace.com/davelehre Myspace.com/vendettastudios myspace.com/davelstreatteam Street Team xanga.com/davelehre says in his YouTube video titled THE MAKING OF A NEW TV SHOW EPISODE 1 that he thought of his own COMEDY VARIETY show called SKETCHIN and he says it is like The Dave Chappelle Show MEETS In Living Color but instead of BLACK FAMOUS COMEDIANS this low budget show will be hosted by a NERDY SKINNY WHITE GEEKY MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE HE IS ALWAYS ON CRACK WHO STUCK HIS FINGER IN THE LIGHT SOCKET ONE TOO MANY TIMES who will have on his show like BREAK DANCERS THAT WENT OUT IN THE EARLY 80'S and a HOUSE DJ like that is SO ARSENIO HALLISH THAT ALSO WENT OUT IN THE 80's and LIVE MUSICAL GUESTS and he will be documenting the new show from behind the scenes and pre-production and post-production meaning this WHITE DUDE IS DEFINITELY A MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE WHORE ALL WRAPPED UP IN ONE and if he makes any money out of his new show then on his first payday he needs to WALK TO THE 99 CENT STORE AND BUY A DAMN COMB AND COMB YOUR HAIR AND STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE ACTOR ASHTON KUTCHER BECAUSE YOU ARE NO ASHTON KUTCHER.

6. LittleBiggerChris Chris Alwell 29 years old from New York City, New York chris_alwell@yahoo.com me@littlebigchris.com youtube.com/LittleBiggerChris littlebigchris.com myspace.com/41916049 myspace.com/nickasarbata boyfriend Nick Arbata twitter.com/littlebigchris says in his YouTube video titled DEFYING PROP 8 that every single day HE THINKS ABOUT PROPOSITION 8 which was the California Law that PASSED to say that GAYS CANNOT GET MARRIED IN CALIFORNIA and he says everyday he gets more mad that homosexuals cannot marry and he wants gays and lesbians to GET TOUGHER to FIGHT and he says he is PISSED AT CALIFORNIA VOTERS and he is PISSED AS A GAY MAN THAT HE HAS NO RIGHTS like getting married and HIS CIVIL RIGHTS HAS BEEN STRIPPED AWAY FROM HIM meaning HE IS TRYING TO CHANGE WHAT CALIFORNIA VOTERS HAVE ALREADY VOTED ON that is like a Republican saying that since he does not want Obama as President that WE SHOULD SHOULD TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT because 47% voted for McCain instead and that is the problem here in America is that PEOPLE ARE SELFISH and if a vote does not go their way they think they can STOP IT and to CRITICIZE VOTERS who did not vote the way they did and anyways BEING A HOMOSEXUAL IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHT and never has been in the constitution and since homosexuals cannot get married in California then they should MOVE TO CANADA where SAME SEX MARRIAGE is allowed but this guy and his boyfriend Nick Arbata is FROM NEW YORK CITY so HE HAS NO BUSINESS MEDDLING IN THE AFFAIRS AND RIGHTS OF CALIFORNIA VOTERS WHO LIVE 2,000 MILES FROM HIM and WHO VOTED YES on Proposition 8.

7. TwinklyBird Josephine 19 years old AtheneWins Dean aka Furious and Reese's sister from Bonheiden, Belgium youtube.com/twinklybird bradsucks.net/forums/profile/twinklybird says in her YouTube video titled CHOCOLATY JESUS that Polish Catholics are outlawing GAYS TO HAVE FURNITURE and that GERMANS ARE MAKING JESUS OUT OF CHOCOLATE and WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS NEWS HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING and she needs to FILL OUT A NAKED NEWS APPLICATION and THEN PEOPLE WILL WATCH HER SAYING ANYTHING WHILE SHE TAKES HER CLOTHES OFF because everybody knows that NAKED NEWS IS NOT NEWS WORTHY and all the men want to see is the NAKED BODIES and NAKED NEWS has been in business for almost 10 years since 1999 meaning THEY MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT for awful bad journalism reporting.

8. MorriPopp Molly 14 years old from San Diego, California youtube.com/morripopp says in her YouTube video titled PLEASE WATCH UPDATE that SHE DELETED ALL 50 OF HER YOUTUBE VIDEOS and instead of closing her YouTube Account and leaving the WILD WILD WEST behind she asks her subscribers if she should have just one account or two accounts meaning why would a 14 year old girl talk about having a second YouTube Channel when she cannot even keep her videos on her first channel without deleting them after several months which is confusing her subscribers because she may make 50 more videos in the next 6 months about makeup tips and decide to delete them all again for no rhyme or reason and this just goes to show that confused 14 year old girls should not be uploading YouTube videos in the first place.

9. ChristianAtheist Kaleo 21 years old atheist converted to Born Again Christian youtube.com/christianatheist says in his YouTube video titled ATHEISTS PLEASE REFLECT ON THIS that he used to be an atheist but is now a Christian and is now against secular humanism and when he was an atheist he was converted to Christianity because his girlfriend was a Christian and showed him the WAY AND THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE THROUGH JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD and he threw away the fun he had on YouTube saying that Christianity is fake and God is fake and The Bible is fake and everything is fake like the PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE ARE ALL FAKE.

10. PincStuff Sheryl Ng 21 years old Chinese arts college student makeup and eyeliner addict arts and crafts jewelry creater and founder of PincStuff from Toronto, Ontario, Canada pincstuff@gmail.com youtube.com/PincStuff pincstuff.com pinc.etsy.com ekaweeka.com/514 myspace.com/pincstuff says in her YouTube video titled PINC STUFF HOLIDAY CONTEST that her subscribers need to send her their video responses about what they like about the Holiday Season for Christmas and the winners will get FREE GingerBread Earrings or GingerBread Necklace or Candy Cane Earrings or Marshmellow Earrings or Hot Chocolate Rings meaning who is really going to wear jewelry that looks like junk food cookies and candy unless you are a 5 year old girl named Shirley Temple because NO IDIOT WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD wearing this hand me down shit because the first time a girl starts wearing Marshmellow Earrings that has a face SMILING AT YOU on the public subway you are bound to get some starving homeless bum come over to you and start nibbling on your eardrum and then you would soon have an unwanted smelly boyfriend.

September 22 2008

1. BeaverBunch Wednesday Host AskAJanything 30 years old lesbian founder of AJ Tuna Talk 375 Redondo Ave apt 264 Long Beach Ca 90814 AskAJanything@yahoo.com wndrbr3d@gmail.com youtube.com/BeaverBunch youtube.com/AskAJanything askAJanything.com myspace.com/askAJanything stickam.com/askajanything says in her YouTube video titled A SPOON FULL OF KETCHUP HELPS THE MARSHMALLOWS GO DOWN that she was going to do a DARE on FAKING AN ORGASM but since that was already done she decides to show her HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE WHEN DUDE LOOKED LIKE A LADY and she was HOT back then and NOBODY would have guessed that this once attractive teenager would end up on the receving end of being a PIT BULL BUTCH DYKE HARD CORE LESBIAN with an UGLY BANDANA ON HER HEAD and the ONLY REASON WHY SHE IS IN THE MOST DISCUSSED EVERYWEEK is because 20 OUT OF 60 COMMENTS ARE FROM HER FROM HER AskAJanything ACCOUNT meaning 1 THIRD OF ALL COMMENTS ARE FROM HER AskAJanything Channel which FALSELY PUMPS UP THE COMMENT NUMBER on the BeaverBunch Collab Channel to MAKE IT SEEM LIKE THERE ARE MANY PEOPLE COMMENTING WHEN THERE IS NOT and out of the 60 comments NONE OF THE COMMENTS are from the BeaverBunch Channel because YOUTUBE DOES NOT COUNT THEIR OWN COMMENTS TO GET IN THE MOST DISCUSSED LIST and that is how COLLAB CHANNELS GAME THE SYSTEM when they MAKE A VIDEO and then LOG OUT OF THEIR COLLAB CHANNEL AND START POSTING WITH THEIR OWN ACCOUNT which means NOBODY WATCHES THEIR CRAPPY YOUTUBE VIDEOS except for people like me so I can LAUGH MY ASS OFF AS I MAKE FUN OF THEM.

2. NatNeagle 29 years old Mattawoman Middle School 8th grade physical science teacher from Waldorf, Maryland natneagle.youtube@gmail.com youtube.com/NatNeagle makeupaddictsanonymous.com myspace.com/NatNeagle twitter.com/NatNeagle twitturly.com/user/NatNeagle says in her YouTube video titled NATCHAT WEIGHTLOSS WEEK 2 that she is trying to lose weight but she has not been able to go to the gym like HOW HARD IS IT TO WALK A COUPLE BLOCKS AROUND YOUR HOUSE and you do not need to go to the gym to lose weight and if you really want to lose weight really fast you need to SCRAPE OFF ABOUT 10 POUNDS OF THAT SHITTY MAKEUP YOU HAVE CAKED ALL OVER YOUR FACE and then look in the mirror and say to yourself THIS IS ME 10 POUNDS LIGHTER BEFORE THE HOOKER LOOK and if you take those huge ugly African earrings out of your ears then you would lose another 5 pounds at least then you can thank UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger for GIVING YOU FREE ADVISE and telling you how you can lose 15 pounds WITHOUT DIETING OR EXERCISING.

3. FiveAwesomeGirls Wednesday Host OwlsSayHooot Kayley Hyde 16 years old Nerdfighter Harry Potter fanatic from Seattle, Washington kayleyhyde@gmail.com thekoolarmidillo@yahoo.com owlssayhooot@aol.com youtube.com/FiveAwesomeGirls youtube.com/OwlsSayHooot youtube.com/TARDIStacular SKYPE owlssayhooot myspace.com/vintage_dreamer twitter.com/OwlsSayHooot twitturly.com/user/owlssayhooot blogtv.com/people/owlssayhooot stickam.com/OwlsSayHooot owlssayhooot.blogspot.com owlssayhooot.wordpress.com owlssayhooot.deviantart.com flickr.com/photos/owlssayhooot http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c263/vintage_dreamer/fiveawesomegirlspaint.jpg lookbook.nu/user/9112-Kayley-H says in her YouTube video titled KAYLEY IS BORING that for Thanksgiving Day she will be cuddling up with her boyfriend watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade which sounds pretty boring when you are suppose to be stuffing your face with TURKEY and STUFFING and CRANBERRY SAUCE and you better watch as much of the Macy's Parade as you can because I heard Macy's IS GOING BANKRUPT meaning BYE BYE SNOOPY FLOAT and who wants to watch a stupid parade anyway when you can just catch the highlights on YoUTube right after the parade because we all know there is ONLY A SKELETON CREW OF YOUTUBE STAFF WORKING ON THANKSGIVING DAY which are usually NEWBEES who will not be able to delete all of the ILLEGAL COPYRIGHTED UPLOADING of the Macy's Parade and you need to TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND DENIS to see that over hyped Twilight Movie and he will cry everytime you cry while watching this boring ass teenage flick just to make you feel like he cares about it as much as you do.

4. iTalkToSnakes Kristina Horner 20 years old Nerdfighter Harry Potter fanatic Vocals, Bass for The Parselmouths rock band nominated as MTV's 3rd best wizard rock band of 2007 from Renton, Washington Monday Host FiveAwesomeGirls ohheykristina@gmail.com youtube.com/FiveAwesomeGirls youtube.com/iTalkToSnakes theparselmouths.com en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Parselmouths myspace.com/theparselmouths twitter.com/KristinaHorner twitturly.com/user/KristinaHorner stickam.com/iTalkToSnakes says in her YouTube video titled OH HEY YTL that she went to the YouTube Live Event and got a FREE MINO FLIP CAM and all the DORKS WERE TOO BUSY FILMING EACH OTHER LIKE LITTLE ZOMBIES THAT THEY ARE and so she used it on this video she made and after 5 hours of her trying to upload it that SHITTY VIDEO LOOKS LIKE CRAP and you need to GET A REFUND FOR YOUR FREE MINO FLIP CAMERA BECAUSE THAT SHIT AIN'T CUTTING IT and while you are getting your refund DEMAND TO GET A REFUND FOR YOUR FREE YOUTUBE LIVE EVENT TICKET because that show WAS A JOKE and WAS NOT ENTERTAINING unless you happen to be GAY or BLACK because the whole show was about promoting GAY PRIDE and BLACK HIP HOP RAP ARTISTS and that is the direction YouTube is heading which is a collision course away from the REAL COMMUNITY from 2006 that I was a part of and half of your video was on that UNFUNNY DORKY FAT YouTube WHORING SLOB Toddly00 who needs to FIND PEOPLE HIS OWN AGE TO HANG AROUND WITH INSTEAD OF TEENAGERS WHICH IS CREEPY THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT and while they were filming inside a book store like WHO READS BOOKS THESE DAYS WHEN YOU HAVE YOUTUBE because READING A BOOK IS COMPETING AGAINST EYEBALLS WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS and that is why all of the DYSLEXIC and DUMB PEOPLE COME TO YOUTUBE because everybody knows that INTELLIGENT BOOK SMART PEOPLE DO NOT SPEND THEIR TIME ON YOUTUBE because those are the people who have REAL JOBS and a REAL FAMILY and a REAL LIFE.

5. TommycUnplugged aka TommyC71291 Redneck Stand Up Comic Tommyc71291@Luckymail.com youtube.com/TommycUnplugged youtube.com/TommyC71291 digg.com/users/tommyc71291 says in his YouTube video titled EDDIE HYER IS GONE AGAIN that Eddie Hyer who shut down his DrFeelGoodEH YouTube Account last month has now SHUT DOWN ALL OF HIS YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS because of FAKE CLONE YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS popping up that are NOT HIM like the EddieHyer account that has now been closed and YOUTUBE HATERS HAS SCARED DrFeelGoodEH off of YouTube who at one time promoted his channel as the FEEL GOOD LOVE CHANNEL where EVERYBODY COULD COME TOGETHER AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER AND NOT HATE but all of this LOVE talk just invited more unwanted YouTube Haters and CyberStalkers on his YouTube Channel and the moral of the story goes if you do not have the stomach to deal with Haters on YouTube then pack up your bags and drive on over to the wonderful make believe Charlie The Unicorn Land known as VloggerHeads where HATE IS NOT TOLERATED unless you are the admin Renetto himself.

6. MakeMeBad35 Damian 20 years old college student from Maryland lifeexistence@yahoo.com myspace.com/your_silent_massacre myspace.com/MakeMeBad35 twitter.com/MakeMeBad35 twitturly.com/user/MakeMeBad35 blogtv.com/people/MakeMeBad35 wix.com/makemebad35 stickam.com/makemebad35 says in his YouTube video titled DOWNFALL AFTER YOUTUBE LIVE that after YouTube Live he went to Denny's with some other YouTubers in San Francisco and some bum smashed his friend's car window and stole his mac book laptop and his digital camera and his ipod and he had to sit in the car with freezing wind coming threw the window for a long 7 hour trip and this should be a lesson to EVERYBODY who has a car in San Francisco and that is DO NOT DRIVE ANYWHERE IN SAN FRANCISCO BECAUSE OF BUM THIEVES and that is why most people you see in San Francisco TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION EVERYWHERE IN THE CITY and ONLY STUPID WHITE TEENAGERS WHO ARE NOT FROM THERE DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION and the only thing that would have made this YouTube video even funnier was if FRED had his shit stolen and then we could have all laughed our asses off as he would cry and run around the front yard saying WHY DID THESE HOMELESS BUMS DO THIS TO ME WHY ME WHY ME which would have been fucking funny too watch.

7. MetallicaMatt Matt Johnson 25 years old from Nottingham, Midlands, England, United Kingdom youtube.com/MetallicaMatt myspace.com/metallicamattuk metallicamatt.blogspot.com twitter.com/metallicamatt twitturly.com/user/MetallicaMatt blogtv.com/people/metallicamatt stickam.com/metallicamatt facebook.com/people/Matt-Johnson/514514540 vampirefreaks.com/metallicamatt says in his YouTube video titled GOODBYE YOUTUBE that he is LEAVING YOUTUBE BECAUSE HIS HEAD IS A LITTLE MESSED UP RIGHT NOW meaning HE IS READY TO SUE YOUTUBE FOR MAKING HIM GO CRAZY BY WATCHING ALL THESE STUPID VIDEOS thereby LOWERING HIS IQ but in reality he is leaving because his father has cancer and is very ill and that YOUTUBE IS THE LAST THING ON HIS MIND meaning when REAL LIFE FAMILY CRISES HAPPENS TO A YOUTUBER then YouTube is PUSHED UNDER THE RUG because YOUTUBE IS JUST A WEBSITE AND YOUR REAL FRIENDS AND REAL FAMILY IS WHAT MATTERS THE MOST because YOUTUBE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR E-FEELINGS because it is just some stupid file sharing website where people upload illegal copyrighted videos and YouTube refuses to remove the infringing material so they can stick ads on that page and generate even more revenue.

8. TheRealTickedOffTony (PERMABAN TickedOffTony) Tony 13 years old from Tucson, Arizona tickedofftony@hotmail.com youtube.com/TheRealTickedOffTony myspace.com/tonymontanashomie myspace.com/tickedofftonyraps tickedofftony.wordpress.com twitter.com/TickedOffTony http://twitturly.com/user/TickedOffTony blogtv.com/People/tickedofftony gaiaonline.com/profiles/13707137 says in his YouTube video titled YOU DO NOT KNOW ME TICKEDOFFTONY RAP MUSIC VIDEO that this 12 YEAR OLD CHILD PROMOTES GUN VIOLENCE with his lyrics DO NOT EVER TALK CRAP CAUSE I GOT A GAT AND I WILL POP A CAP IN YO HAT meaning he will take a gun and shoot you and then the other part of his lyrics says I JUST TOOK A POO AND I AM GONNA NAME IT BLUE AND I WILL TAKE OFF MY SHOE AND BEAT YOU TOO so here the kid is singing about beating people up after he takes a shit and other lyrics in his gay ass Eminem wannabe song are WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU KIDS GET A JOB AND STOP WACKING IT so now we have wise ass 12 year old kids on YouTube talking about shooting people and talking about masturbation which is the REAL REASON why YouTube and Google cannot get any BIG AD SPONSORS besides your everyday sponsors LionFilms and FLIP and GUITAR HERO because this USER GENERATED CONTENT BULLSHIT WITH NO RULES IN PLACE makes advertisers squirmish and look elsewhere but then again what do you expect from the WILD WILD WEST KNOWN AS YOUTUBE.

9. ItsMemorphious Carlos Aquino 32 years old from Deptford, New Jersey youtube.com/ItsMemorphious itsmemorphious.com myspace.com/ItsMemorphious twitter.com/ItsMemorphious twitturly.com/user/ItsMemorphious says in his YouTube video titled ANOTHER GIVEAWAY VIDEO that he is GIVING AWAY IPHONE CASES as prizes but what is so unusual about this guy and his YouTube Partner Channel is he gets TONS OF MAIL FROM CHILDREN ALL AROUND THE WORLD to try to win these prizes from countries like ROMANIA and BRAZIL and SPAIN and all over the United States and he EVEN GETS CASH SENT TO HIM IN HIS MAILBOX as well as other products to put in the GIVEAWAY but one must wonder where on earth does he get the money to GIVEAWAY 50 PRIZES and also to pay for all that shipping and handling to the different countries and something about all of this does not seem right especially if these items are HOT like many of the items on eBay are that are sold at auction but in this case he is giving them away for free which seems to good to be true especially if it is coming from YouTube.

10. Borinyukami Alex 18 years old from New York youtube.com/Borinyukami Borinyukami@hotmail.com Borinyukami@aol.com abridgedunderground.ning.com thecouncil.co.nr z9.invisionfree.com/thecouncilboosh zatchbelltas.co.nr says in his YouTube video titled CAT VS LIGHT'S CAT that he has a pussy cat and he says his pussy used to be named Sammy but since his pussy was not responding to the name so he calls his pussy cat and cat is the only name his pussy will answer to and this is the stupidity that is uploaded onto YouTube and BlogTV because the DUMBING DOWN OF THE WORLD CULTURE rests in the hands of these white teenage kids who gets their kicks off of stroking their pussies while watching stupid Japanese Anime Cartoons instead of doing their homework and spending time with family and friends away from the interwebs.

September 21 2008

1. FIONAshizz Fiona Rachel Liddell 17 years old from Haggisland Glasgow, Scotland United Kingdom youtube.com/FIONAshizz fionashizz.com fionashizz.wordpress.com FIONAshizz.bebo.com blogtv.com/People/FIONAshizz stickam.com/FIONAshizz Kate Modern LonelyGirl15 Fan Girl says in her YouTube video titled YOUR QUESTIONS MY ANSWERS AHHH THE EXCITEMENT AND TERROR that SHE WOULD KILL MAGIBON which is against YouTube TERMS OF SERVICE TOS agreement which states NO KILLING OTHER YOUTUBERS JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE JEALOUS THAT THEY HAVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS THAN YOU and this Scotland Kate Modern Drama Whore teenager is so weird that she eats ORANGE SKIN PEELS and CRAYONS and BUTTERFLIES and if that is what Scottish People eat on a regular basis then I have just canceled my long plane trip to the Kingdom of Scotland.

2. Karen24Alloy aka Spricket24 Karen bisexual 26 years old from Minneapolis, Minnesota P.O. Box 22471 Robbinsdale, MN 55422 spricket24LLC@gmail.com youtube.com/Spricket24 youtube.com/Karen24Alloy spricket24.com myspace.com/spricket24 twitter.com/karenalloy blogtv.com/people/spricket24 facebook.com/people/Karen-Alloy/735403917 stickam.com/spricket24 livevideo.com/spricket24 says in her YouTube video titled GOING HOME that she had fun at the YouTube Live Event and meeting the dorky computer nerd who is NOT funny TheWineKone who apparently inspired her to upload breast thumbnail videos on YouTube and then she says she met ShayCarl's wife Katilette and SHE IS ONE HOT BITCH which is interesting once you think about it because what is that fine hot ass doing with a FAT OBESE BEARDED COMIC WHO MAKES DUMB JOKES when she can have HOT PASSIONATE LESBIAN LOVE with Spricket24 and suck on XGoBoBeanX's HUMONGOUS WATERMELON SIZE TITS.

3. Fatty2Slim Cindy who wants to lose 120 pounds youtube.com/Fatty2Slim says in her YouTube video titled WIN 600 DOLLARS RETAIL PRODUCTS 9 MONTH ANNIVERSARY LOST 90 POUNDS AND CONFIDENCE BALANCE LIFESTYLE that she has lost 90 pounds during the 9 months she has been on YouTube which is EASY TO LOSE from just obsorbing all of her HATER COMMENTS that are left on each one of her videos it is no wonder she got stressed out and lost 10 pounds a month and she created a commercial for MTV and interviewed 75 BEAUTIFUL SLIM MODELS for the commercial and after interviewing 75 BEAUTIFUL SLIM MODELS she GOT JEALOUS and WANTED TO LOSE WEIGHT TOO TO BE JUST LIKE THEM BIMBOS and her UPCOMING DOCUMENTARY ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT ON YOUTUBE will not show the REAL REASON why she lost all of that weight because after you spend 90 minutes EVERYDAY FOR 9 MONTHS reading NASTY VULGAR YOUTUBE COMMENTS FROM HATERS about HOW FAT AND UGLY YOU LOOK then YOU TOO CAN LOSE 10 POUNDS A MONTH.

4. Perroquet51 Marc Perroquet51 bisexual Productions from Ann Arbor, Michigan youtube.com/Perroquet51 stickam.com/Perroquet51 livevideo.com/Perroquet51 says in his YouTube video titled SLICE OF LIFE that he was SHOPPING FOR SHOES and ALL OF THE SUDDEN FOUND HIMSELF IN A MORGUE and what crazy YouTuber would actually FILM A CREEPY LOOKING CEMETARY and upload it onto YouTube because that is the kind of WEIRDOS YOU HAVE ON YOUTUBE who SHOP FOR SHOES and then TAKE THOSE NICE LOOKING BRAND NEW SHOES TO WALK TO A CEMETARY but at least he was polite about walking on centuries old dead bodies with BRAND NEW SHOES instead of the piece of crappy shoes he had in his previous videos.

5. FiveAwesomeDrunks Monday Host KiddKarnage B.J. Lowry Karnage Studios Graphic Designer 25 years old International Academy Of Design And Technology Tampa Florida College Student from Goodlettesville, Tennessee bjlowry1023@hotmail.com youtube.com/FiveAwesomeDrunks youtube.com/KiddKarnage myspace.com/kiddkarnage kiddkarnage.deviantart.com says in his YouTube video titled KIDD AND KATI LMAO that HE FUCKED KATI IN THE ASS SO HARD THAT SHE COULD NOT GET UP FROM THE FLOOR and then she would not get from behind him so he can do his REQUIRED WEAK ASS DRUNKEN VLOG EVERY MONDAY and he told her that he would BITCH SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF HER WITH HIS PIMP HAND meaning da dick in da butt musta been good to her cause she wanted more after that which is really the LAST TIME this stupid ass collab channel was interesting since drunken slutty lesbo CinderFNRella got all fucked up in da head when she came home one night to do a stupid YouTube vlog.

6. TheMightyThor1212 Eddie Brucato 34 years old agnostic from Merritt Island, Florida themightythor@themightythor.com thor1212@aol.com youtube.com/TheMightyThor1212 myspace.com/themightythor1212 twitter.com/themtyThor1212 blogtv.com/people/TheMightyThor stickam.com/TheMightyThor garageband.com/artist/TheMightyThor says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE LIVE SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN that he feels like he is IN HEAVEN and is SO EXCITED to be at the YouTube Live Event and in reality this YOUTUBE GATHERING SLUG WHORE should be happy EVERYTIME he goes to a YouTube Event Gathering because he WHORES HIMSELF ON THE WOMEN and THINKS HE IS A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY WHILE DOING IT and MANY YOUTUBERS ARE TURNED OFF BY HIM and he needs to GET RID OF THE SHADES AND FUNKY DIRTY BROWN HAT and GET A LIFE and stop getting boners for TEENAGE GIRLS like teenage pop singer EsmeeDenters where you can hear him HUFFING AND PUFFING AND HOOPING AND HOLLARING when she was on stage singing and dancing and he was videotaping HARD ON HER but who really wants to see the YouTube LIVE Event again so all these YouTubers who are just REHASHING OLD VIDEOS by showing what went on at the YouTube LIVE Event is ONLY KIDDING THEMSELVES and then at the end of his video he says HE WAS ON THE CAMERA THE WHOLE TIME THAT YOU COULD NOT HAVE MISSED HIM making him a CAM WHORE AN HERO who has ONLY 2,000 subscribers in the past 2 years on YouTube making him a wannabe YouTube Celebrity Whore that is living in fantasy land.

7. Coughlan666 Richard Coughlan 29 years old Stand Up Comic actor marathon rapper Comedy, Inc. business owner entrepreneur atheist 07935333407 from Faversham, United Kingdom richard@comedyinc.co.uk youtube.com/Coughlan666 comedyinc.co.uk Kent Comedy stickam.com/Coughlan666 facebook.com/people/Kent-ComedyInc/1045883132 says in his YouTube video titled THE SICKEST FUCK ON YOUTUBE that he is replying to the video by Creationist Kut77less and calls him a FUCKING WALKING BAG OF SPARE ORGANS for saying that SUICIDE IS RISING BECAUSE EVOLUTION HAS BEEN TAUGHT IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS but that suicide has been rising even before EVOLUTION THEORY was even thought of and just looking at this Brit Fag dude Coughlan666 with the hairy long unwashed uncombed hair down to his neck spouting off nonsense waving in the air with a cigarette in his hand like some angry chimpanzee there is no doubt in my mind that this guy CAME FROM APES and any Creationist who watches him ranting and raving in his YouTube videos will soon come to the conclusion that WE HAVE FOUND THE MISSING LINK AND IT IS Coughlan666.

8. Desertphile David Rice aka David M. Rice, Esq. aka nickname Shy David 48 years old retired international boat delivery captain anti-Scientologist First Amendment Civil Rights Activist from Abiquiu, New Mexico on the Navaho Reservation and owner of Desertphile Publications in San Clemente, California self described as a psycho anti-social raving lunatic desert dweller desertphile@hotmail.com desertphile.org holysmoke.org troglodyte desertphile.livejournal.com narconon-facts.blogspot.com scientology-facts.blogspot.com hovind.blogspot.com groups.google.com/group/talk.origins newsgroup says in his YouTube video titled PERSONAL COMBAT IN WALMART QUESTION IS DID I WIN OR LOSE that he goes to WalMart to buy 50 DAYS WORTH OF GROCERIES like ALMOST 2 MONTHS WORTH OF GROCERIES and this must be one LONELY OLD MAN WHO MAKES A LIVING SHOVELING HORSE SHIT and then he says he has a PURPLE PASSION everytime he shops at Walmart meaning WHAT THE HELL IS A PURPLE PASSION and these crazy phrases coming from white old hermits like him living in New Mexico where SPANISH IS THE OFFICIAL LANGUAGE along side English and this old hermit crab needs to cut his long white hair and ditch the Gilligan's Island hat that went out in the 60's and GROW SOME BALLS when you confront WALMART PSYCHO NUTS for crying out loud but that may be hard to do afterall because this is YouTube.

9. DeniseVlogs 23 years old starving writer working in Los Angeles, California originally from Brooklyn, New York youtube.com/DeniseVlogs myspace.com/denisevlogs twitter.com/DeniseVlogs denisevlogs.blogspot.com stickam.com/DeniseVlogs says in her YouTube video titled REFLECTION that she drove 8 HOURS EVERY 2 DAYS and SPENT 309.28 DOLLARS ON GAS and drove to unique fun filled Disney destinations like San Francisco, California where GAY JoshSource can give her a haircut instead of ChristopherMast who was absent minded in her YouTube video and then drove to Oregon to meet Cameronm82 and PDXvlog so they rewarded her by giving her A SPEEDING TICKET and then she drove more slowly to Idaho just to have a milkshake with ShayCarl and his wife Katilette who showed her how to tie her own shoes because her mommy never taught her and then she went to Illinois to meet BrettTheIntern just so she can shower in his college fraternity and then she went to Michigan so her friend's puppy can shit on her and then she met 17 years old RyanShw and his 18 years older girlfriend AdaShw who gave her a tour of what will soon become well known as THE BLACK HOUSE and after her touring all around America she realizes that GAS IS NOW UNDER 2 BUCKS and she could have saved A BUNDLE if she would have only waited.

10. IanCrossland Ian Crossland aka Crossmack 29 years old starving actor working in Los Angeles, California originally from Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio youtube.com/IanCrossland youtube.com/crossmack iancrosslandonline.com myspace.com/crossmack facebook.com/people/Ian-Crossland/766560313 stickam.com/crossmack imdb.com/name/nm2423993 says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE LIVE that he went to the YOUTUBE LIVE EVENT and THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER HE FELT THE YOUTUBE COMMUNITY WAS HIS FRIEND and then after he made this heartful speech he plays a little guitar he learned from GUITAR HERO which for now on will be his new YouTube job instead of talking on camera about UFO aliens having buttsex while probing little boys and then he says that AngelWest GAVE HIM A PAPER TICKET FOR THE YOUTUBE LIVE EVENT meaning since he did not have the GLOSSY ONLINE TICKET that he had to WAIT IN LINE FOR 10 MINUTES TO GET IN meaning these so-called YOUTUBE CELEBRITY WHORES think they should have the WORLD HANDED TO THEM ON A PLATTER just because they had to WAIT IN LINE TO GET IN WITH AVERAGE FOLKS and this is the reason why THERE IS NO YOUTUBE COMMUNITY because of the HUGE SELF-WHORING EGOS that happens everyday on YouTube.

September 20 2008

1. AMilonakis Andy Milonakis Andrew Michael Milonakis 32 years old Hollywood MTV rapper comic actor has his own sketch comedy The Andy Milonakis Show from New York City, New York youtube.com/AMilonakis IMDB.com Internet Movie Database wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andy_Milonakis_Show wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Milonakis myspace.com/andymilonakis stickam.com/amilonakis says in his YouTube video titled WHY that people still make crying jokes about cutting onions and then he starts to cry while cutting onions and this is the RESULT OF WHY HOLLYWOOD IS GETTING RID OF BAD ACTORS because this 32 years old man trapped in a boy's body IS NOT FUNNY AND CANNOT ACT in either children scripts or adult scripts and he needs to find Gary Coleman and become a SECURITY GUARD TOO AND BEAT UP ON 6 FOOT WOMEN AT THE LOCAL SHOPPING MALLS just so they can feel like they have accomplished something in life.

2. SweetMely729 Melissa 20 years old college student from Dallas, Texas youtube.com/sweetmely729 stickam.com/sweetmely729 last.fm/user/sweetmely729 says in her YouTube video titled HELP A SISTAH OUT that SHE NEEDS A WAY TO DIE because she has been filming a short film for THE PAST 6 MONTHS and she does not know how to die in the video meaning THIS BITCH WASTED 6 MONTHS OF HER LIFE just trying to figure out how to die and since there are a MILLION WAYS TO DIE and she cannot think of one then SHE IS NOT CUT OUT TO BE AN ACTRESS and DO NOT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB BY ANY MEANS because AIN'T NO TALENT AGENCY HEADHUNTERS are going to be stumbling over this bitch's YouTube videos and offering her a job anytime soon.

3. FadedHolySoldier Joey 23 year old Puerto Rican living in Tokyo, Japan dannytanner1@yahoo.com fadedholysoldier@hotmail.com youtube.com/FadedHolySoldier myspace.com/kagomeismywife says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE LIVE SOULJABOY SURENAS NORTENAS MEXICAN GIRLS that YOUTUBE LIVE SUCKED and WAS A PIECE OF SHIT and reminded him of the MTV AWARDS FULL OF FAKE FUCKING PEOPLE and the YouTube Live audience was nothing but GOOFY WHITE CAUCASION KIDS who knows nothing about SouljaBoy but was bouncing up and down to try to be hip and SOULJABOY's lyrics are UNINTELLIGENT AND FUCKING STUPID meaning YouTube Live Event was professionally done that mimics the award shows done ON TELEVISION because YouTube and Google is making YouTube website just another ENTERTAINMENT ONLINE TELEVISION CHANNEL while overlooking the REAL PEOPLE who made YouTube what it is today.

4. PowderPink Najah from da Bronx, New York youtube.com/powderpink says in her YouTube video titled NIGGA WHAT that she starts off her videos by saying WHAT IT DO WHAT IT DOES WHAT IT IS AND WHAT IT WAS meaning WHAT THE FUCK DOES ALL THAT MEAN and why is this jive turkey with a 70's disco tech hat on is putting jive talk in her YouTube videos and she needs to loose the hood 70's blackxploitation cap and get with the program and get rid of that PINK FLOYD T-SHIRT because ain't no black woman from the Bronx wearing a PINK FLOYD T-SHIRT OUTSIDE OF HER HOUSE because BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT LISTEN TO WHITE HARD ROCK MUSIC and never had especially coming from the Bronx and what does this BROKEBACK BARBIE MOUNTAIN MAMA know ANYTHING ABOUT Pink Floyd's THE WALL ALBUM that came out 30 years ago but then this bitch is telling YouTubers to get her a BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND TO SEND HER CASH instead of a present meaning this bitch done went crazy since she became a YouTube Partner.

5. HurricaneAubrey Aubrey 18 years old big nose non-Jewish from Brooklyn, New York myspace.com/19134177 twitter.com/HrcneAubrey blogtv.com/People/hrcneaubrey stickam.com/hrcneaubrey says in her YouTube video titled CONTACT LINKS THANKS AND MY SISTER that she is happy to get 90 video responses on her last YouTube video starting the 51 THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE PROJECT and she DID NOT MEAN FOR PEOPLE TO MAKE VIDEO RESPONSES to her video like THIS BITCH MUST BE ON CRACK and then she goes into how she has a MySpace page with the Username 19134177 like WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO REMEMBER A BUNCH OF NUMBERS and she needs to get her OWN MySpace username if she wants people to go there but then she also wants people to call her on SNAP meaning this wannabe Paula Abdul WITH THE MOLE INCLUDED loves to WHORE HERSELF ON YOUTUBE and then she says SHE HAS SKYPE but SHE IS NOT REALLY ON SKYPE but if you want to SKYPE HER YOU CAN meaning THIS DITZY BROAD MAKES NO SENSE which is one of the qualifications and which makes her a PRIME CANDIDATE to be a YouTube Partner.

6. Naomi94 33 years old ATHEIST from France youtube.com/naomi94 groups.myspace.com/existentialismandcoffee stickam.com/naomi94 says in her YouTube video titled YOGA IS NOT FOR MUSLIMS that she is an atheist but she likes to talk about ISLAM and their radical rules like muslims in Malaysia will no longer practice YOGA which includes Hindu Spiritual Elements Chanting and Worship and can DESTROY THE FAITH OF A MUSLIM which is retarded but what is even MORE RETARDED is this is the SAME WOMAN who had a boyfriend who SPENT ALL OF HIS TIME ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT during the 4 months he was living OFF OF HER meaning this FRENCH BITCH IS GULLIBLE TO THE CORE and needs to wipe away that hooker makeup she has on and fuck somebody fast in order to get pregnant because her biological clock is ticking at the ripe old age of 33 years old.

7. MelsBasketCase Melinda 31 years old diagnosed schizophrenic atheist from Jackson, Michigan melsbasketcase.blogspot.com profiles.yahoo.com/melsbasketcase melsbasketcase.tripod.com angelfire.com/zine/melsbasketcase groups.yahoo.com/group/hujumathecat says in her VloggerHeads video titled REINTRODUCTION TO VLOGGERHEADS that she left YouTube because almost half of her video comments and channel comments were HATE COMMENTS and TROLLS TROLLING HER and she will use RenettoTube Renetto's VloggerHeads as her BOOK REPORT CHANNEL which is interesting because SHE DELETED HER VloggerHeads account a few months ago meaning now Renetto has to deal with her mental illness issues and her schizophrenia which pops up in her videos when you least expect it so now VloggerHeads may get a little more interesting than the boring vloggers currently on that NING PLATFORM.

8. bodyXpolitic is SUSPENDED! bodyXpolitic who wore a GUY FAWKES VENDETTA MASK who claimed he was the LEADER OF ANONYMOUS after PaulFetch MrFetch stepped down along with his good friend TehBigToaster who also wears a GUY FAWKES VENDETTA MASK recently made derogatory YouTube videos talking about how they both watched a black 19 years old teenager commit suicide on Justin.TV and bodyXpolitic went further to even say he TOLD HIM TO DO IT and then they both laughed their asses off when the police finally came in the bedroom to find Abraham Biggs DEAD while the Justin.TV LIVE camera was still rolling and after bodyXpolitic and TehBigToaster decide to petition a HACK ATTACK against UTubeDrama and PUBLICLY ON VIDEO decide to wage war with UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger WHICH WAS A STUPID MOVE ON THEIR PART it was only a matter of time before 1 or both of their YouTube accounts would be suspended making bodyXpolitic and PERMABAN AN HERO.

9. PERMABAN TheRedSkull says that PERMABAN MrSeanie IS A WELFARE RECIPIENT DRUNK who DROPS DOX ON YOUTUBERS is ONE OF THE BIGGEST HATERS and ONE OF THE BIGGEST TROLLS ON YOUTUBE who has OVER 2,000 YouTube Accounts and was arrested twice and at least once for BEATING HIS WIFE or charged with domestic violence and has contacted TheRedSkull's family members on FaceBook and called them up to get some information about TheRedSkull and that MrSeanie is like PERMABAN TomSerson who said ON CAMERA that TomSerson was GOING TO RAPE PERMABAN TheRedSkull's sister but PERMABAN TomSerson has also claimed that PERMABAN TheRedSkull threatened to KILL HIM meaning all this nonsense talk about killings and rapings MEANS NOTHING because NOBODY IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING IN CANADA or ENGLAND or AMERICA and all of this is just ASS TALK BY GROWN MEN and nothing more between PERMABAN TheRedSkull and PERMABAN TomSerson and PERMABAN MrSeanie.

10. ApplesAndMustard Dari 21 years old college student from Brooklyn, New York youtube.com/applesandmustard myspace.com/strawberriesandmayonnaise blogtv.com/people/applesandmustard stickam.com/ApplesAndMustard says in her YouTube video titled NOTHING TO DO that there is nothing to do except SHOW HER HUGE TITS ON CAMERA that was showing under her SELF-WHORING T-SHIRT with her YouTube Username IN BIG LETTERS on it and to have a mini YouTube Gathering with YouTubers BarrettTV (PERMABAN GetYoBig2) and DararePearl83 and others because NONE OF THEM GOT A TICKET TO GO TO THE YOUTUBE LIVE in San Francisco and even if they did get a ticket they did not have any money for a plane trip and the last thing YouTubers want to see at a YouTube Live Event is an UGLY LOOKING GAY URKEL BarrettTV (PERMABAN GetYoBig2) boo boo.

September 19 2008

1. TheDailyVloggers Wednesday Host KatieMCbindergarten Katie katiemcbindergarten@gmail.com youtube.com/KatiemcBindergarten youtube.com/TheDailyVloggers twitter.com/katieMCB katiemcbindergarten.blogspot.com says in her YouTube video titled ALL ABOUT ADAM that she stayed at the Castle in England years before the Harry Potter movies were filmed but no matter what the hell this bitch is talking about she needs to TRASH THAT RED STRAW COWBOY HAT that she has around her head and GET SOME SLEEP because those dark black circles around her eyes makes her look like a STARVING RACOON that has the munches after smoking a bowl and looking for mice to eat and with her Barack Obama chants throughout the whole YouTube video makes people think TWICE about the kinds of psycho nuts out there like her that voted for him.

2. TheDailyVloggers YouTube Collab Channel LineUp youtube.com/TheDailyVloggers is SUNDAY HOST HappyHopBob Robert youtube.com/HappyHopBob 15 years old MONDAY HOST Alhi Alana 19 years old from Sacramento, California youtube.com/Alhi youtube.com/twinvlog myspace.com/albamaddenchristensen twitter.com/alanamarisaALHI TUESDAY HOST PulseVlogger Adam and Ted 13 years old T-A Productions from London WEDNESDAY HOST KatieMCbindergarten Katie katiemcbindergarten@gmail.com youtube.com/KatiemcBindergarten youtube.com/TheDailyVloggers twitter.com/katieMCB katiemcbindergarten.blogspot.com THURSDAY HOST NOBODY FRIDAY HOST DrewKruel Drew Endly 19 years old from Sacramento, California Drew@kingdomshield.com youtube.com/DrewKruel twitter.com/drewwk stickam.com/drewkruel drewwk.deviantart.com SATURDAY FiFiDoodles Nikki 17 years old from Dublin, Ireland youtube.com/FiFiDoodles bebo.com/azezuphre

3. CellMate89 Ralphie 19 years old Filipino from Melbourne, Victoria Australia cellmate89@gmail.com youtube.com/Cellmate89 cellmate89.blogspot.com twitter.com/cellmate89 says in his YouTube video titled YOUTUBE AUSSIE Melbourne MEET FAIL that the Australian MeetUp WAS A DISASTER and that NOBODY recognized him on YouTube and HE DID NOT RECOGNIZE ANYBODY AT THE MEETUP SO HE LEFT meaning this Japanese kid LEFT THE MEETUP and TOLD AngryAussie IT WAS BORING AND HE WAS LEAVING meaning UTubeDrama website WAS RIGHT AGAIN when it predicted that the Saturday MeetUP was DOOMED TO FAIL JUST LIKE THE LAST ONE because AngryAussie IS A YOUTUBE TOOL and ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF AND HIS FAKE DRAMA RANTS that nobody in American can give a shit about.

4. WaltRibeiro Walt Ribeiro The Orchestra Kid turned music teacher and composer from Philadelphia, Pennsylvannia Walt@WaltRibeiro.net youtube.com/Waltribeiro waltribeiro.net myspace.com/littlepesce twitter.com/waltribeiro ustream.tv/WaltRibeiro waltribeiro.blip.tv says in his YouTube video titled MO MORE I QUIT GOODBYE that YOU SHOULD NEVER QUIT AND NEVER SAY GOODBYE and that EVERYDAY YOU SHOULD WORK HARD meaning this dude needs to PRACTICE WHAT HE PREACHES because HE IS NOT WORKING HARD but instead is SITTING ON HIS LAZY FAT ASS MAKING DUMBASS VIDEOS and HE NEEDS TO GET A JOB and then at the end of his lame video he says PEACE BUT GIVES THE SATAN HAND SALUTE with the thumb and pinky finger in the air so if this Eminem on crack dumb American boy thinks the Devil Hand Sign is the SAME as the PEACE hand sign which is really the EXACT OPPOSITE then this homey has watched too many Eminem WHITE AMERICA videos.

5. RandomProdinc aka Burnzy121 Tom 17 years old and Sam and Dan from the United Kingdom Randomprodinc@hotmail.co.uk youtube.com/RandomProdInc MusicFromBlueSkies youtube.com/musicfromblueskies OMGitsDaveFromBlueSkies myspace.com/omgitsdavefromblueskies myspace.com/randomprodinc randomprodinc.wordpress.com stickam.com/burnzy121 says in his YouTube video titled 365 DAYS OF ADVENT SHOUT-OUTS that him and CharlieIsSoCoolLike and Epiphanized are hosting the Advent YouTube Gathering on November 29, 2008 in the center of North Hampton in England and London at Common Gardens at 12 noon and they are all going ICE SKATING and eating pizza at PIZZA HUT together like church youth groups do here in America on Wednesday nights and this is this is the lamest things that England kids do during YouTube MeetUps meaning these YouTube MeetUps are not really MEETUPS at all but just SOCIAL GATHERINGS with just a HANDFUL OF CLOSE KNIT FRIENDS who live close to each other and that is why you DO NOT SEE ENGLAND KIDS COMING TO AMERICAN YOUTUBE GATHERINGS and VICE-VERSA because of LACK OF MONEY and LACK OF SPONSORSHIP and that is why these FAKE YouTube GATHERINGS WILL NEVER BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS YOUTUBERS THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE.

6. The5Guys Wednesday Host Texture88 Henrik 20 years old Film Artist from Oslo, Norway youtube.com/Texture88 last.fm/user/texture88 says in his YouTube video titled INTRODUCING HENRIK MR WEDNESDAY that he has 3 SETS OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONERS and then he starts looking into the bathroom mirror where he is vlogging and his HAIR LOOKS LIKE IT HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BARBER because his hair is ALL OVER THE PLACE and that is from ALL THOSE DAMN HAIR CHEMICALS he has been using because aint nobody going to wash their hair with 6 BOTTLES OF HAIR SHIT because they know their hair will FALL OUT and it is just a matter of time before this Norway kid starts vlogging BALD next year.

7. MedicLuvsTrauma Carina 29 years old who gave birth to twins europebound-mommy2b.blogspot.com says in her YouTube video titled WELCOME MARVIN AND MEYA that she popped her out some Obama Twins and they are both healthy babies and in fact they are so healthy that Marvin LOVES SUCKING ON HIS MOMMY'S TIT because he be LOVIN THAT BOOBIE and that is gross once you think about it because that is sort of like incest because the baby actually LIKES IT and it gets creepier if she becomes like one of those women on MAURY who KEEPS BREAST FEEDING THEIR SONS AT THE AGE OF 6 AND 7 YEARS OLD which is disgusting but IT GIVES MAURY RATINGS meaning a lot of people get off on watching that sick shit on television.

8. CitizenWorm Erin 30 years old videographer writer from Ithaca, New York youtube.com/CitizenWorm citizenworm.wordpress.com twitter.com/CitizenWorm blogtv.com/people/CitizenWorm stickam.com/citizenworm says in her YouTube video titled THE PWNAGE OF Inmendham Drama 2.3 that SHE HAS SPENT 6 MONTHS ON STICKAM TALKING TO Inmendham until he FINALLY GOT TIRED OF HER SHIT AND BOOTED HER ASS out of his Stickam Room and blocked her on his YouTube Channel and ever since then she has uploaded 6 VIDEOS ABOUT Inmendham IN THE PAST 6 DAYS meaning SHE IS IN LOVE WITH THIS GUY and WANTS TO MARRY HIS GOLDILOCK HAIR because ain't NOBODY ON YOUTUBE THAT STUPID to make 6 VIDEOS in 3 DAYS ABOUT SOMEBODY THAT HAS BLOCKED THEM and so all you have to do is get this fat bitch on your subscribers list and then talk to her and then BLOCK HER DUMBASS and YOU TOO can have the LUXURY OF HAVING 6 VIDEOS DEDICATED TO YOU because obviously this woman is DELUSIONAL and needs to GET A CLUE THAT HE DOES NOT LOVE YOU ANYMORE LIKE HE USED TO and she sounds like one of those STALKING HOME WRECKERS that you see on The Jerry Springer Show where the woman still wants you even after you are already married to somebody else.

9. TrollArtsnScienceCo says in his YouTube video titled ISSY DOES HAVE A STRANGE WORLD that IssysWorld13 is having sex with a guy who calls homosexuals the derogatory slur FAGGOTS and has a picture of Adolph Hitler saying YES WE CAN on his website and what is this guy complaining about when this dude wears a BLACK LEATER MASK over his face in all of his videos as if he himeslf is into weird GAY SADOMASOCHISM and if he is into that crazy shit then I suggest he put a zipper on that pretty boy mouth of his and then maybe more horny gay men will watch his faggotry ass when he slowly unzips it with his tongue ring.

10. FatherJudgement Charlie 46 years old from Virginia Beach, Virginia youtube.com/FatherJudgement myspace.com/fatherjudgement says in his YouTube video titled PAUL 7Seveng7 AND HIS FAKE PARTNER BUILDING GHOST ACCOUNTS that he alleges that 7Seveng7 is a PEDOPHILE and a CHILD MOLESTER and because of this 7Seveng7 has been spamming his videos and emailing him GAY PORN which is funny when you think about it because why would ANY child molester email another person GAY PORN if they like CHILDREN instead of ADULTS and if he is emailing him GAY PORN then WHY IS THAT SHIT ON YOUTUBE IN THE FIRST PLACE because YouTube TERMS OF SERVICE TOS does not accept GAY PORN on their website unless they are videos of a doctor touching the penis of another man to check for hernia and so this got him besides the emails being sent to his own daughter and now FatherJudgement with his sunglasses he wears IN THE DARK and his 300 POUND POT BELLY HAS RAGED WAR on 7Seveng7 meaning DA INTERNETZ ARE SERIOUZ BUZINESS.

September 18 2008

1. WenHao07 aka WenHao08 Harry Haz from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia wenhao07@live.com youtube.com/WenHao07 youtube.com/wenhao08 myspace.com/wenhao07 twitter.com/wenhao07 blogtv.com/People/wenhao07 wenhao07.blogspot.com in his YouTube video titled WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE that things were different and the world was different and this white Australian man is NOT CHINESE even though his YouTube channel looks like an Asian name and he tries to act Chinese by using ChopSticks and promoting Chinese YouTubers meaning this guy HAS NO LIFE and has LOST HIS OWN AUSTRALIAN WHITE HERITAGE IDENTITY and had betta RECOGNIZE and should stop trying to act Chinese and even he is embarrased from his past YouTube videos which he now has on PRIVATE because his buddies at work found them and were laughing at him.

2. Kyumon2 (PERMABAN Kyumon) youtube.com/Kyumon2 youtube.com/Kyumon says in his YouTube video titled NARUTO SHIPPUDEN IS COMING TO AMERICA that he is EXCITED that Naruto Shippuden animated cartoon is coming to the United States in January 2009 and this black teenage kid who is into Japanese Anime needs to STOP UPLOADING JAPANESE CARTOONS on YouTube because that is the reason why YouTube banned his OLD ACCOUNT so technically he should not even be on YouTube and it will just be a matter of time before his channel is banned again so GET A CLUE AND DON'T BE A FOOL.

3. Twish1999 Nutter's Club Founder from the United Kingdom youtube.com/Twish1999 youtube.com/NuttersClub twitter.com/Twish1999 says in her YouTube video titled 51 THINGS that she is on the YOUTUBE LATEST AND GREATEST SHOW AND TELL GAME that 7 year old children would share in school and one of those 51 things she shares with her YouTube Subscribers is a FAIRY STATUE meaning why is it that the only good thing that has come out of LiverPool, England is PETER PAN CARTOONS with TinkerBell as the fairy and The Beatles and over yonder in da Ireland ya got me a pot of Gold with the leprechauns as in Darby O'Gill and the Little People because The United Kingdom is for some reason OBSESSED with MAGICAL UNICORNS and FAIRIES and LEPERCAUNS and King Arthur and the Knights From The Round Table and Merlin The Wizard and DRAGONS and CAMELOT and EXCALIBER and BRAVEHEART and TROLLS and OGRES and anything else that is ALL LEGENDARY MYTH AND FANTASY.

4. PotterCast Tuesday Host HouseOfHufflePuff Snowy Suze Sue Upton senior news editor from Michigan SueUpton22@gmail.com youtube.com/PotterCast youtube.com/HouseofHufflepuff youtube.com/PotterCast The Leaky Cauldron the-leaky-cauldron.org says in her YouTube video titled PCVLOG SUZE TUESDAY that IT IS ALREADY CHRISTMAS and that is the problem with Americans is that they create these YouTube videos about HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS but yet they say absolutely NOTHING AT ALL about THANKSGIVING which is a GREAT AMERICAN DAY that celebrates the Pilgrims coming to america who were RELIGIOUSLY OPPRESSED IN ENGLAND to share in a feast that was provided by the hospitality of the Native American Indians but yet YouTubers who make these Christmas videos need to step back and GIVE THANKS and MENTION to other YouTubers to have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING instead of a Merry Christmas.

5. PotterCast YouTube Collab Channel youtube.com/PotterCast The Leaky Cauldron the-leaky-cauldron.org which is a WEEKLY HARRY POTTER PODCAST CHANNEL LINEUP is Monday Host MelissaAnelli Melissa Anelli youtube.com/MelissaAnelli former journalist for the Staten Island Advance from Staten Island, New York Tuesday Host HouseOfHufflePuff Snowy Suze Sue Upton senior news editor from Michigan SueUpton22@gmail.com youtube.com/PotterCast youtube.com/HouseofHufflepuff Susie Wednesday WILDCARD Thursday Host JohnBoy865 John Noe director of The Leaky Cauldron website Friday ffrak3 27 years old Frankie Franco III freelance Illustrator from New York, New York frakfraco.com frakfraco.blogspot.com twitter.com/frakfraco

6. 5AwesomeTrannys youtube.com/5awesometrannys Transsexual Tuesday Host ZiggieCrow Ziggy Preston Crow 21 years old from Washington D.C. myspace.com/zigg_crow says in HE SHE YouTube video titled TUESDAY BIG AND BLACK that he says that CHEAP MAKEUP looks better on him then EXPENSIVE MAKEUP and to give ALL MAKEUP A CHANCE like what the hell does that mean give them all a chance as if MAKEUP were human or something and then he says he does not buy any of this makeup in stores and that he gets them at GARAGE SALES and YARD SALES and THRIFT SHOPS meaning he puts HAND ME DOWN CHEAP ASS MAKEUP on his MANLY WANNABE FEMALE face and dude what is up with those fake DREADS that you need to cut that shit off and go bald instead.

7. AlotAboutUs YouTube Collab Channel alotaboutus@yahoo.com MykStaples Mykslife@yahoo.com youtube.com/Mykstaples Myspace.com/ugotmyk WalkingWater Marcus Bellamy BamBamBellamy@yahoo.com youtube.com/Walkingwater myspace.com/WalkingH2O says in their YouTube video titled WHITE DOLL GOOD BLACK DOLL BAD that the reason why black school children pick the white doll as the goody two shoes doll is because the media portrays white people as good people and black people as bad criminals and that even black sistas on TV are light yellow skinned sistas without that Nappy HairStyle like they had no Good Times and The Jeffersons and America is DROWNING IN WHITESTREAM MEDIA and Asians and Mexicans are not shown very much on television either so blacks should not be complaining because at least now they got a black president so stop whining and complaining about black dolls when you have a BLACK PRESIDENT turning the WHITE HOUSE into the BLACK HOUSE.

8. TOMMYfromtheBRONX aka TMC1969 from Connecticut youtube.com/TOMMYfromtheBRONX youtube.com/TMC1969 blogtv.com/people/TommyFromTheBronx stickam.com/tmc1969 livevideo.com/TMC1969 says in his YouTube video titled INMENDHAM VIRTUAL REALITY that Inmendham wants YouTubers to LEAVE REALITY and to live in VIRTUAL REALITY so you can be GODLIKE and have only THE THINGS YOU WANT that is always PLEASANT and HAPPY and everybody should HOP INTO A VIRTUAL POD but Tommy says THAT SHIT WILL GET OLD AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS because YOU CANNOT HAVE REAL SEX in a Virtual reality world and even if it was VIRTUAL SEX then you would have VIRTUAL LITTLE MINI-MEs running all around your virtual world without ever giving your virtual children or your virtual wife a REAL HUG and a REAL KISS meaning COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH and FACE REALITY but that is very hard for YouTubers to do because YOUTUBE IS THEIR VIRTUAL WORLD and the only reason why they are on YouTube is for SHAMELESS SELF-WHORING because they are ANTI-SOCIAL in the REAL WORLD.

9. RockManiac89 Set It Off band members Cody Carson and Zach Something and Dan Clermont from Clearwater and Tampa, Florida setitoffband@gmail.com youtube.com/RockManiac89 myspace.com/setitoff says in their YouTube video titled TOUR TOUR TOUR, BOAR BOAR BOAR that they are going to be TOURING ACROSS AMERICA with their small rock band but Cody dude needs to do something with those blonde streaks in his black hair that is covering his face because he looks ridiculous and not punk at all and the other dude Zack Something is DEFINITELY ON SOMETHING like he is LOADED ON PSP or some Ecstasy Drug because HE COULD NOT SIT STILL during their SELF-WHORING YOUTUBE VIDEO and he had some poodle fur ball hanging on his ear that has got to go and next time this punk band wants to put out then they need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT and stop acting all cracked out.

10. OneAwesomeWorld Monday Host WizardNeedsFoodBadly Rache Bache 20 years old from North Shore Auckland, New Zealand WizardNeedsMagic@aol.com rachel.bache@gmail.com youtube.com/OneAwesomeWorld youtube.com/WizardNeedsFoodBadly myspace.com/racheofspades twitter.com/WizardNeedsFood wizardneedsfoodbadlyblogs.blogspot.com stickam.com/wizardneedsfoodbadly says in her YouTube video titled NEW ZEALAND'S FAVOURITE CORNFLAKE that there is an Australian Kangaroo Picture on her bag of cornflakes and that is because New Zealand does not have their own animal they can put on the bag and who wants to put a Kiwi bird on anything because those kiwi birds LOOK UGLY and ARE NOT PLEASING TO LOOK AT and New Zealand is so broke that they can use the extra money to promote Australian animals and it may even make New Zealanders think they are really Australians because every American knows that New Zealand is just some island next to her mother island Australia out in NO MAN'S LAND from a time and a place long forgotten and so they spend their time on YouTube to make themselves think they are in America.

September 17 2008

1. Bigxminh from Australia youtube.com/bigxminh twitter.com/bigxminh bigminh.blogspot.com says in her YouTube video titled A MOVING PICTURE that her 1 minute YouTube video took an entire month to create which is really a big joke because during that 1 minute video all it showed was her filming broken windows and broken down antique furniture and an old antique piano with dust on it and the highlight of the video was showing her funky black and white yin yang fingernail polish and her overgrown sized black shades meaning if it took this weird bitch 30 days to produce this 1 minute garbage YouTube video then SHE NEEDS TO FIND A NEW OCCUPATION if she wants to PUT FOOD ON HER TABLE EVERY NIGHT.

2. DizzyLizzyBeth Lizzy 39 years old suffering from a disease known as Mixed Connective Tissue Disorder from Fairmount, Indiana youtube.com/DizzyLizzyBeth says in her YouTube video titled BABBLING AND CRYING SORRY BAD DAY that SHE HAS MAJOR HEALTH PROBLEMS and that SHE MAY HAVE ARTHRITIS and that SHE CANNOT MOVE and is ALWAYS IN PAIN and then she LIGHTS UP HER CANCER STICK to tell MORE ABOUT HER HEALTH PROBLEMS meaning this dumb fat cow wants YouTubers to have sympathy for her being in pain while smoking like a chimney in her house with a package of cigarettes and the package warning label reading in big letters SMOKING KILLS.

3. Catrific aka YourFavoriteCat Cat 19 years old Christian college student from Atlanta, Georgia youtube.com/catrific youtube.com/YourFavoriteCat twitter.com/catrific catrific.blogspot.com stickam.com/yourfavoritecat says in her YouTube video titled MONDAYS AND MYSTERY SUBS that SHE SUBSCRIBES TO YOUTUBERS WHO SUBSCRIBE BACK TO HER well infamously known as SUB 4 SUB and that she would SUBSCRIBE TO THEM OUT OF COURTESY meaning she is one of literally THOUSANDS OF IDIOTS who do the SUB 4 SUB bullshit game and then she wants to know why she is getting all of these weird videos in her subscription box and so she starts to UNSUBSCRIBE from them because she does not watch them and this broad with the EMO black gothic eyeliner look needs to GTFO GET THE FUCK OFF of YouTube UNTIL she reads the YOUTUBE FOR DUMMIES book on Amazon.

4. The5Guys YouTube Collab Channel Monday Host 18 years old MartinW93 Martin college student in film school from Glasgow, Scotland youtube.com/MartinW93 myspace.com/martinw93 martinw93.deviantart.com XBox GamerTag MartinW93 Tuesday Host CrayzeeFlyer130 Chris gay 16 years old Drama Club high school student from Buffalo, New York freestylefreak95@aol.com youtube.com/CrayzeeFlyer130 myspace.com/chisafer_d Wednesday Host Texture88 Henrik 20 years old Film Artist from Oslo, Norway youtube.com/Texture88 last.fm/user/texture88 Thursday Host Bellinger015661 Jack 16 years old from Queensland Gold Coast, Australia youtube.com/Bellinger015661 Friday Host NovrCalVlog aka DenlinkBarmann Denlin K Barmann 20 years old gay TGI Friday's waiter from Raleigh, North Carolina youtube.com/NovrCalVlog youtube.com/DenlinkBarmann DenlinkBarmann.com myspace.com/denlinkbarmann myspace.com/newartica twitter.com/denlinkbarmann flickr.com/denlinkbarmann norcalvlog.wordpress.com

5. The5Guys Monday Host MartinW93 says in his YouTube video titled THE BIG PREMIERE that HE IS BISEXUAL meaning HE FUCKS GIRLS AND GUYS AND POSSIBLY ANIMALS AS WELL but then that would mean he is a trisexual meaning HE WILL TRY ANYTHING and then he says he WENT TO HE FIRST GAY BAR and why are teenage 18 year old boys going into gay bars and drinking liquor until 3 am in the morning and that is because this kid is from SCOTLAND and NOT AMERICA meaning in Scotland and most of Europe they DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TEENAGERS and so it is LEGAL TO DRINK BOOZE where America cares about their teenagers and that is why they are not allowed to drink until they are 21 years old.

6. Saturninefilms Cody Weber founder of Cody Weber Photography and author of Imperfect online e-book 20 years old atheist from Hamilton, Illinois youtube.com/SaturnineFilms myspace.com/weberphoto cwphoto.tumblr.com codyweberprints.deviantart.com says in his YouTube video titled SLEEP that HE CANNOT SLEEP SO HE TURNS ON THE CAMERA TO VIDEOTAPE HIMSELF and then he says that PEOPLE WASTE A THIRD OF THEIR LIVES SLEEPING for those that sleep 8 hours a day but then that means the other 16 hours of his life is WASTED ON YOUTUBE because this THIN BLOOD NARCISSIST PALE SKINNED WHITE BOY spends TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUTUBE and thinks of YouTube so much that HE CANNOT EVEN SLEEP and then he gets all druggie on us and says that DEATH IS WAITING FOR HIM OUTSIDE OF HIS HOUSE WALLS AND IF HE STEPS OUT OF HIS BED THEN HE WILL DIE meaning this dude is FUCKED UP IN DA HEAD from watching too many YouTube videos as well as watching late night Car Cleaning Infomercial Scams on his TV.

7. WestsideProductionz Alex 16 years old born in Trinidad youtube.com/WestsideProductionz myspace.com/westsideproductionz twitter.com/WestsideProdz westsideproductionz.blogspot.com has a YouTube video titled 51 THINGS I FOUND AROUND THE HOUSE that shows him holding things up to his camera like his dirty stinky shitty SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS UNDERWEAR and PROMOTIONAL PRODUCT PLACEMENT NINTENDO MARIO BROS GAMES and a sXePhil autograph T-Shirt from the August 2008 Toronto Gathering as if THAT is worth any money yeah right but then he shows A CAN OF MACE like what the fuck is this teenage age Harry Potter NerdFighter fanatic doing with MACE IN HIS OWN HOME and it is probably to keep sXePhil AWAY because if sXePhil has no problems putting his pen on this kid's chest to write on it no telling what else sXePhil has in mind with this kid when his on again off again girlfriend BGirl5 is not looking.

8. MsButterfli Tishy 31 years old from Queens, New York who works as a CPS Child Protective Service worker and as a freelance artist for MAC Make-up Art Cosmetics, Inc. butterflisworld.blogspot.com macaddicts.ning.com says in her YouTube video titled JUST A QUICK UPDATE that SHE IS HAVING A BABY GIRL and then she goes on to say how happy she is to have a girl because then she can teach her all of her MAC Make-up Art Cosmetics which sounds all nice but why would any mother put makeup on their own baby or even at the age of 5 years old meaning she got her nerve talking about teaching her baby how to put on make-up because that is what is wrong with American Society like the mother of JonBenet Ramsey who put makeup on her daughter since she was 3 years old and you just do not do that to a little girl so hopefully this mother will wait because God knows it is hard trying to raise a 13 year old girl in the ghetto who is having sex and getting pregnant and then finds herself on Maury wanting to know WHO MY BABY'S DADDY.

9. DeanSig from Canada member of TheTubeAddicts youtube.com/DeanSig blogtv.com/People/deansig has a YouTube video titled BeanerLaRue where he MOCKS BeanerLaRue who is a beautiful hot sexy attractive YouTuber ONLY WHEN SHE IS NOT TALKING while she had a recent BlogTV show and this Addams Family member Uncle Fester does a pretty good job of mimmicking her but what ruined the whole video is showing his Uncle Fester Chest Hairs on camera and next time you try to STEAL SUBSCRIBERS from a popular YouTuber because you cannot get them any other way then please ZIP UP YOUR JACKET and use ROGAIN and stop using the Addams Family eyeliner and then try your luck on another YouTuber.

10. ZOMGitsCriss Cristina from Romania badblogger.org says in her YouTube video titled REPLY ME ME ME MOMENT 2 ANSWERS that if she had to choose a character to play in virtual reality that SHE WANTS TO BE A NAZI DURING HITLER'S LIFE IN WORLD WAR II and that SHE WANTS TO BE AN AMERICAN SLAVEOWNER IN THE 1700 CENTURY meaning this college drop out from Romania has HIGH HOPES TO BECOME A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY and she has already fit the qualifications to be just that not to mention that she also DENIES THE HOLY SPIRIT making her an atheist but with a pretty face and pretty body like this woman has instead of trying to become a YouTube Partner in the near future making PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR she should just upload naked videos of her masturbating and upload them on XTube where she will make THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS if she was smart.

September 16 2008

1. ApplesAndMustard Dari 21 years old from the United States youtube.com/user/applesandmustard myspace.com/strawberriesandmayonnaise blogtv.com/people/applesandmustard says in her YouTube video titled FRICKIN AMAZING that she says 2 BOYS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MARRY meaning a 70 year old homosexual should be allowed to marry a 18 year old confused gay pretty boy adolescent teenager no matter what both of their families say about their faggot lifestyle and then she says she LOVES and has a CRUSH on LESBIAN WANNABE NineteenPercent meaning she will secretly cheat on gay boy BarrettTV just to finger fuck NineteenPercent.

2. MrAdamSir 21 years old Arizona State University West college student NerdFighter former high school drama theater student from Tacoma, Washington youtube.com/MrAdamSir myspace.com/mradamsir nerdfighters.ning.com says in his YouTube video titled E PART 1 that he is going to read out of his diary that he met a girl but only as a platonic friend because they were both in different relationships and this drama student has been needs to go back to the drawing board because his stupid boring ass diary stories ARE NOT INTERESTING OR ROMANTIC and if his diary journals are THAT BORING then he needs to mix it up and MAKE SHIT UP THAT YOUTUBERS WILL AT LEAST WATCH.

3. VonHelton 45 years old from Manchester, Kentucky youtube.com/vonhelton vonhelton.blogspot.com stickam.com/vonhelton says in his YouTube video titled THE PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL 01 that if the Federal United States Government gets a fully automatic weapon then he can have a fully automatic weapon and if the Federal United States Government can have video spy cameras then he can have them too because he says he has the right to own anything the Federal United States Government owns but what makes this video even more disturbing is he has a video by Philip Berg ESQ saying Barack Obama is a FRAUD and NOT A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN meaning the Secret Service should look into any person who talks about fully automatic weapons and President Obama aka Obamanation in the same YouTube video.

4. Skishua Josh Hall 19 years old NerdFighter Harry Potter Twilight Edward Cullen fanatic from Indiana youtube.com/skishua twitter.com/skishua blogtv.com/People/Skishua SKYPE skishua nerdfighters.ning.com says in his YouTube video titled THE 5 FACTS GAME LIVES DREAM JARS CHAPSTICK AND MORE that he has not made a YouTube video in awhile so he just decided to OPEN HIS COMPUTER AND START TALKING and then he says HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO TALK ABOUT so he does his 5 FACTS ABOUT HIMSELF and so he shows an almost EMPTY JAR and says when the penny jar reaches to the top then HE WILL GO ON A TRIP which means NEVER because if he sends all his boring days sitting in front of his computer trying to lip sync to GIRL SONGS then he will NEVER GET A JOB and will NEVER FILL THAT JAR meaning HE WILL NEVER EVER TAKE THAT TRIP.

5. TwinklyBird Josephine 19 years old AtheneWins Dean aka Furious and Reese's sister from Bonheiden, Belgium youtube.com/twinklybird bradsucks.net/forums/profile/twinklybird has YouTube videos about THE NEWS but this AtheneWins World Of Warcraft Paladin Reject and sXePhil news commentary Knockoff is so boring that SHE PUTS YOUTUBERS TO SLEEP and what she really needs to do is to stop talking about America Trash Celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and just put duct tape on her mouth and SHOW HER TITS like her friend Tania does in every single YouTube video because nobody wants to see a hot woman sitting in front of her camera with all of her clothes on talking about old news that nobody cares about and so she needs to step back from her laptop and lose 30 pounds and then come back on camera topless and then people will want to hear ANYTHING that she says even if it is all a LIE or she says absolutely nothing at all like Magibon.

6. JoshurKing Josh King 14 years old from the United Kingdom youtube.com/joshurking blogtv.com/people/Shwaables says in his YouTube video titled NO MORE HATE that people should not hate but he NEVER says what that hate is because what some people think is hate is really just a joke to another person but yet this 14 year old who looks like he is 19 years old says for people to stop hating meaning this teenage EMO kid does not know WHAT THE HELL HE IS TALKING ABOUT which means he FITS RIGHT IN with the YouTube Brainless Community who just turns on the camera to tell other people to STOP THE HATE without never saying or explaining what the hate is if it is even hate at all.

7. AlotAboutUs YouTube Collab Channel alotaboutus@yahoo.com MykStaples Mykslife@yahoo.com youtube.com/Mykstaples Myspace.com/ugotmyk WalkingWater Marcus Bellamy BamBamBellamy@yahoo.com youtube.com/Walkingwater myspace.com/WalkingH2O says in their YouTube video titled DANCE OFF ABORTION AND COMMITMENT REAL TALK that MykStaples says HE BELIEVES IN ABORTION and that A WOMAN HAS A RIGHT TO KILL HER UNBORN BABY and that the GOVERNMENT HAS NO SAY IN THE MATTER but WalkingWater was HESITANT to give his opinion about it and so instead of them debating about the situation MykStaples just says there was NO DISAGREEMENT about the topic since both of them believe a woman has the right to choose but what do these 2 fags know anything about women when they are trying to rap about BOY BOOTIE HOLES and how you should GET THAT BOY BOOTY FROM THE FRONT AND FROM THE BACK making these 2 black wannabe hip hop queer boy artists just right for liberal YouTube.

8. TouchMyKeyblade JenxTheJinx Demyx Time Show by Kelly KellyJane and Jenn TealPirate Productions from the United Kingdom thesorashow@live.co.uk kellyjane.deviantart.com says in her YouTube video titled OUR ACCOUNT WAS COPIED that somebody on YouTube CREATED A FAKE SOCK PUPPET ACCOUNT called TouchMyKeybiade with an i instead of an L and then these 2 BUTCH DYKE LESBIAN EMO ADULTS HITTING 30 YEARS OLD gives the 2 finger FUCK YOU salute because in the United Kingdom they use 2 FINGERS FOR FUCK YOU while the United States uses just 1 FINGER and the reason for that is because American Woman can ORGASM with just 1 finger where it takes English Women 2 fingers because they are not intelligent enough to get their ORGASM right the first time around.

9. TomKen8dy aka TomKen8d Tom from New York tomken8d@gmail.com youtube.com/tomken8dy myspace.com/tomken8d livevideo.com/tomken8d says in his YouTube video titled James Riley TheLoneWebCrusader LISTEN that Number2Asshole (PERMABAN TheLoneWebCrusader) HAS LOST HIS MARBLES and SHOULD SHOCK HIMSELF WITH A CATTLE PROD which is harsh words coming from somebody who got a BRAND NEW WHEELCHAIR from him and then to even go further to say STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS and to STAY AWAY FROM MY ENEMIES yet he also GAVE AWAY A FREE ROUND TRIP PLANE TICKET to E-Beggar TonyaTKO so she can whore herself at the First Official YouTube LIVE Gathering on Saturday October 22.

10. J0ames James from London, England youtube.com/J0ames youtube.com/j0amesresponds twitter.com/j0ames j0ames.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled VLOG 16 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS that his YouTube Username James with a ZERO in between the letter J and A and that the ZERO JUST KIND OF HAPPENED THAT WAY because he first wanted to do the username James with a ZERO at the end of his username and now he says IT WAS A BAD DECISION ON HIS PART and he started on YouTube BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AROUND THE HOUSE meaning if a person is bored and they have nothing else to do then THEY DO NOT CREATE AN ACCOUNT ON YOUTUBE unless they want to be TORTURED and SCARRED for the REST OF THEIR LIVES FROM HATERS and TROLLS but instead they would LEAVE THEIR BEDROOM IN THE BASEMENT and GET OUT AND GET SOME FRESH AIR OUTSIDE in the real world.

September 15 2008

1. RayWilliamJohnson Ray William Johnson an Independent broke ass college student from New York twitter.com/raywjohnson says in his episode 26 of Capitol Hill Gangsta YouTube video titled DID WE SRSLY JUST ELECT A BLACK GUY that he was right when he predicted that Barack Obama won by 6 percent of the popular vote and this guy says he lives in Harlem but this guy can pass white MORE than he can if he tried to pass black meaning this guy HAS HAD AN EASY LIFE because MANY middle aged men would hire him unlike a 100 percent dark skinned man so this guy sounds like his is oppressed in Harlem when in reality he is living the good life as a white boy.

2. VoltageControlled Alex 18 years old from Berkshires, Upstate New York says in his YouTube video titled GOODBYE FURRYDOM that UltraForge SAVED HIM FROM THE FURRIES and now he is not brainwashed anymore and that the only reason why he was a Furry because HE LOVES ANAMORPHIC ANIMALS so he is officially OUT of the Furry Closet but no matter how much he tries to troll the FanDom Forums he will ALWAYS be into ANAMORPHIC ANIMALS and this newbie troller cannot troll because ONLY PEOPLE ARE BORN AS TROLLS for TROLLING is a GIFT and YOU CANNOT EARN THE RIGHT TO BECOME A TRUE TROLL unless you were born as one meaning this guy needs to just GTFO GET THE FUCK OFF of the INTERNETS and go to the school grounds and play on the swings while listening to Chocolate Rain on his ipod.

3. SteffIsTricks Steffi 19 years old from The Bay Area, California originally from Manila, Philippines says in her YouTube video titled OVERVIEW SHOUTOUT TO GEN that SHE SHOULD MAKE A SEPARATE YOUTUBE CHANNEL for her blogs to have a secondary account one for vlogs and one for her makeup shit and then she starts to show the makeup brushes she bought with a pouch but then she says she does not know what the pouch is for but any person would tell this dimwit that the pouch is FOR THE BRUSHES and you can tell that she IS NOT MAKING THIS UP and then goes on to say CONGRATULATIONS BARACK OBAMA as if he will be watching her YouTube video meaning all she does now is RANDOM VLOGS making her YouTube subscribers MAD AT HER because she is ALL OVER THE PLACE when it comes to trying to vlog.

4. TonyaTKO aka TheTonyaTkoShow Tonya Daniel 33 years old from Bronx, New York TonyaTko.com TonyaTko.com/live M/Th 7-8:30 pm EST Sun. 3 pm TonyaTko.com/Forum tonyatko.com/follow ustream.tv/TonyaTko says in her YouTube video titled TonyaTko NEEDS BUDDY PASSES OR Needs Buddy Passes or 5 DOLLAR DONATIONS TO GO TO SAN FRANCISCO that she has been invited to the YouTube Gathering Live Event on November 22 and so she NEEDS 5 DOLLARS FROM EACH YOUTUBER SO SHE CAN FLY TO CALIFORNIA or if anybody has a BUDDY PASS to get her across the states and all she needs is 50 YouTubers to donate 5 bucks to her or 10 bucks or 20 bucks or 50 bucks meaning this woman is another E-Beggar who is asking for FREE MONEY just to go to some stupid YouTube Party that almost NOBODY is going to.

5. NewWarriorMan SUSPENDED! NewWarriorMan Reid Baer Voted MOST OPINIONATED Man On The Internet poet from Reidsville, North Carolina passionforpsychologicalpoetry.mixx.com After 273 videos and 3,407 subscribers to his credit on YouTube before being PERMABANNED as well as being suspended months ago on VloggerHeads will forever live infamously as the man in the YouTube Community who advocated for a Poetry Category that YouTube has failed to implement.

6. HellionTheNonExciter (PERMABAN HellionExciter) from Las Vegas, Nevada is back on YouTube after going to jail and says in his YouTube video titled RAMPANT RETARDS ON THE LOOSE PART I and PART II and PART III that his new YouTube Channel account has been reinstated after somebody has FALSELY DMCA'd his Channel and he thinks the blame rests on PERMABAN MrSeanie who is NOT well known as the MOST BANNED PERSON ON YOUTUBE and PermaBan MyBoss but he also thinks to a lesser extent alien lover TheBeeOBee BOB may also played a role in his suspension or at least knows how he got kicked off of YouTube.

7. Number2Asshole (PERMABAN TheLoneWebCrusader) Jim Riley retired ROOFER from Long Island, New York says he gave E-Beggar TonyaTKO who has been E-Begging YouTubers money his PASSWORD to access his Airlines account so she can GET A FREE ROUND TRIP TICKET to the YouTube Live Gathering in San Francisco, California and then says she is trying to hide the fact that she is GOING SKIING which is a WHITE MAN'S SPORT because she does not want any of her BLACK BROTHERS and SISTERS to know that she skis meaning now we have YouTube E-Beggars begging money just so they can take WHITE FOLKS TRIPS while the YouTube donators stay at home typing away stupid ass comments on their keyboards to lame ass YouTube videos.

8. MelsBasketCase Melinda 31 years old diagnosed schizophrenic atheist from Jackson, Michigan melsbasketcase.blogspot.com profiles.yahoo.com/melsbasketcase melsbasketcase.tripod.com angelfire.com/zine/melsbasketcase groups.yahoo.com/group/hujumathecat has CLOSED HER YouTube ACCOUNT! MelsBasketCase recently SHAVED HER HEAD and DELETED ALL 500 YOUTUBE VIDEOS that she has uploaded in the past 2 years only to CLOSE HER ACCOUNT right after telling her YouTube Subscribers to go FUCK THEMSELVES and to DELETE EVERYBODY OFF OF HER FRIEND'S LIST except her husband Rob meaning YouTube should seriously have a disclaimer for people posting videos before they get themselves into a nasty lawsuit and one of those disclaimers should be something like YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT OR UPLOAD ANY VIDEOS IF YOU HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH PSYCHIZOPHRENIA or are PSYCHOTIC or have been found to be MENTALLY ILL OR HAVE MUNCHAUSEN SYNDROME OR A PEDOPHILE OR HAVE PEDOPHILIC TENDENCIES or a CYBERSTALKER meaning if YouTube actually enforced all of these rules that I just mentioned then MOST of the ADULT YOUTUBERS WOULD BE GONE and nobody would be left except for the 13 year old trolls and haters.

9. StylidiumLane (PERMABAN Stylidium) Sammi who videotapes herself masturbating from Adelaide, Australia twitter.com/stylidium stickam.com/stylidium says in her YouTube video titled PREDICTABILITY that she DOES NOT SEE UTubeDrama website FUNNY and that SHE DOES NOT GAME THE SYSTEM and that she is a REAL VLOGGER but when THIS ELEPHANT FINGERS HERSELF ON CAMERA and then GIVES IT TO A FRIEND SO HE CAN JACK OFF TO IT only to find the GREAT PERMABAN TomSerson uploading that same video on XTube website then YOU ARE CERTAINLY GAMING THE SYSTEM wanting to know how many video views from horny teenage boys who are LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF by watching A WHITE SKINNED 400 POUND ELEPHANT FIST FUCK HERSELF ON CAMERA meaning MANY SKINNY TEENAGE PENCIL DICKS WENT LIMP FOR LIFE after watching this unattractive nasty XXX video.

10. Sam Conti Jr. PERMABAN THE KAREOKE MAN well known as the FIRST PERSON TO UPLOAD 1,000 KAREOKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE from Sacramento, California says in his YouTube video titled REPLY MadHatterHatred that TheBeeOBee BOB Roberta is a SUCKUP ASS KISSING FUCKING TROLL BITCH and a CHEERLEADING FUCKING PUSSY who SITS ON THE SIDELINES AND CLAPS AND SCREAMS FOR SUPPORT because HE THINKS HE IS THE MORALITY POLICE and PERMABAN MikeSkehan is A WASHED UP HAS BEEN and is NOT AS FUNNY OR INTERESTING AS HE USED TO BE on YouTube and is PUSSY WHIPPED since he has been living with his girlfriend YouTuber SarryCrey who has taken a mountain of heat from her own YouTube Community Council members for being with a PERMABAN YouTuber while she was a member for 6 months.

September 14 2008

1. BeaverBunch Friday Host LuCaro22 Lu Laura 23 years old bisexual college graduate from North Carolina LuSlunce@aol.com says in her YouTube video titled SUCK IT PROP 8 that her dumbass stood 7 HOURS IN THE POURING RAIN just to here Obama speak and that she is PROUD OF THE NORTH CAROLINA HONKEYS who voted for him and that SHE WILL STILL MARRY HER DYKE even though Prop 8 passed which was to PROTECT MARRIAGE from homosexuals.

2. FiveAwesomeDrunks Thursday Drunk Host Matrix2k3 from Brooklyn, New York stickam.com/matrix2k3 blogtv.com/people/matrix2k3 says in his YouTube video titled NEW DRINK WHAT YALL GOING TO CALL IT that he is going to MAKE A NEW LIQUOR DRINK and since he is a bartendar he takes all these liquids and uses shots of them and mixes them all together and then drinks it meaning this guy WILL DRINK ANYTHING he mixes together even if his new drink tastes like piss.

3. Luke12000 Luke 21 years old from Calgary, Canada says in his YouTube video titled HONESTY AND HAPPINESS that HAVING COMPLETE IGNORANCE IS BETTER THAN HAVING FALSE KNOWLEDGE like WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN and then he goes on to say that he would like to have a TRUTHFUL VIEW OF THE WORLD meaning the truth of the world is him on YouTube making stupid videos that make no sense at all making his YouTube subscribers LOST and CONFUSED and SCARED when watching his videos.

4. MsButterfli Tishy 31 years old from Queens, New York who works as a CPS Child Protective Service worker and as a freelance artist for MAC Make-up Art Cosmetics, Inc. butterflisworld.blogspot.com macaddicts.ning.com says in her YouTube video titled 20 WEEK UPDATE that she is 5 months pregnant now and then she starts to feel all over her stomach and moving around in the bed making her fetus have a headache and then her fetus kept telling her to vote for OBAMA so she did like she must be on some serious drugs if she thinks a 5 month old fetus can talk let alone know who the hell OBAMA is and this explains why at 31 years old she still listens to her mommy.

5. AdamaTheAtheist Adama Hemsley 24 years old from the United Kingdom is an Atheist Feminist Anarchist AntiChrist arhemsleystories.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled GAY PEOPLE ARE THE NEW BLACK PEOPLE that even though Obama got elected President that Proposition 8 PASSED which was to PROTECT MARRIAGE FROM HOMOSEXUALS and that GAYS ARE THE NEW BLACKS for being oppressed and what the fuck is this guy complaining about America for because his EnglishMan ass lives all the way in racist United Kingdom where all the English gay people are.

6. ChescaLeigh Franchesca Ramsey 24 years old YouTube Revlon Red Carpet Reporter redcarpetreporter graphic designer artist singer comedian from West Palm Beach, Florida chescaleigh@gmail.com franchesca.net says in her YouTube video titled POST ELECTION VLOG that she told her daddy when she was a child that SHE WANTED TO BE THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT and her daddy told her that SHE HAS TO BE REAL SMART for that position and then her FaceBook E-Friends made RACIAL SLURS because Obama will be the next president meaning THIS IS THE REASON WHY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS E-FRIENDS because you NEVER know another person's TRUE FEELINGS and TRUE COLORS until something happens.

7. Chuloonthe6 Seaki 29 years old Seaki Creative Services fashion designer from Bronx, New York SeakiCreativeServices.com myspace.com/seakicreativeservices blogtalkradio.com/chulonthe6 says in his gay YouTube video titled PROPOSITION 8 BLACK FOLKS ARE HATEFUL that BLACK FOLKS LIKE TO EAT HIS ASS which is gross and him and his gay friends were walking hand in hand in a New Jersey mall and two black girls called them FAGGOTS so he told her that she would KNOCK ALL 32 TEETH OUT OF HER MOUTH for calling them fags because they are holding hands and have a black baby in a stroller meaning homosexuals are now trying to TAKE AWAY THE FREE SPEECH RIGHTS OF straight black people who hate black gay men.

8. DipsetMuthaFucka Mike Long Chree Brodie 27 years old social rocktivist vegan from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada who made a dance video everyday for 1 year thelonger@gmail.com cooperblackpower@aol.com dancefutura.org thelonger.com myspace.com/thelonger stickam.com/longer says in his YouTube video titled PEACE IN PEACE OUT that he is GOING TO THE FOOD BANK because HE IS POOR and HE NEEDS CANADIAN FOOD meaning if this weird guy would stop spending SO MUCH TIME ON YOUTUBE then he would be able to GET A JOB and NOT RELY ON GOING TO THE FOOD BANK TO BEG FOR FREE FOOD and then he says HIS FRIENDS WILL NOT EVEN GET HIM A JOB and HE SAYS HE IS NOT SUPPOSE TO WORK making this CANADIAN BUM WORSE THAN COMIC TOM GREEN who HAS A JOB.

9. Rozeboosje Pino half Dutch half Italian from Greystones in County Wicklow, Ireland carobit.com says in his YouTube video titled IMPOSING MY SECULAR WORLD VIEW that SOCIETY SHOULD BE RUN CONCERNING SECULAR VALUES and FREEDOM OF RELIGION and FREEDOM FROM RELIGION but then he goes into the Proposition 8 that passed to stop gay people from getting married and this Irish Man in Ireland has his nerve to call America an Inquisition just because they do not want gays to get married then he should just stay his ass over there in Ireland and have sex with a leprechaun which looks like that would be right up his alley no pun intended.

10. TiffdJones Tiffany Jones who wants to tell the whole world that she is a biracial mulatto says in her YouTube video titled MULATTO DIARIES 69 OBAMA WINS that Obama being elected as the FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT that she actually RAN TO THE VOTING BOOTH only to wait for 90 minutes to vote and that she did not think he was going to be President Of The United States because she thinking of REALITY but why would this woman care anyway because she is HALF WHITE and HALF BLACK like Obama and the one everybody should be focusing their attention on is HIS WIFE WHO IS 100 PERCENT BLACK because technically we have a HALF WHITE PRESIDENT ELECT and not really a full African-American like Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton.

September 13 2008

1. AnnSpade Ann from California annspade@gmail.com annspade.com myspace.com/annspade twitter.com/annspade blogtv.com/people/annspade Sundays 8pm EST stickam.com/annspade livevideo.com/annspade says in her YouTube video titled HALLOWEEN SCHMALLOWEEN IT IS JILL'S BIRTHDAY that it is XGoBoBeanX Jill's birthday and this woman is madly in lesbian love with her enough to make a video for her birthday but you would think after 2 long dreadful years whoring herself out on YouTube Land that she would have bought a new camera that produces better quality videos then the one she is currently using sacrificing quality for quantity just for selfishly faster video upload times on YouTube.

2. E-Beggar Zkueker88 Zach 20 years old from Pensacola, Florida myspace.com/zachk06 truthdefense.com Founder of Truth Defense Ministry says in his YouTube video titled TO ALL MY YOUTUBE COMPLAINERS that his Dell Laptop is ABOUT TO CRASH and that he cannot download anything and so he E-BEGGED YOUTUBERS TO GIVE HIM $1,200 SO HE CAN BUY A MAC BOOK PRO LAPTOP which he did and NOW HE IS HAPPY TO BE ON THE YOUTUBE E-BEGGAR'S LIST

3. ThebDonski actor writer Ben Donovan admin@zappinproductions.com brother of YouTuber LisaNova aka Lisa Donovan founder of Zappin Productions says in his YouTube video titled MOVING ON that IT IS BORING JUST TO VLOG AND RAMBLE ON ABOUT NOTHING and that he should do more acting short films on his YouTube Channel which does NOT MAKE ANY SENSE because he does enough comedy sketches on his sister LisaNova's Channel but with hundreds of thousands of views when he is in a LisaNova video you would think he would have more than just 2,100 subscribers on his own channel.

4. Karen24Alloy aka Spricket24 26 years old from Minneapolis, Minnesota P.O. Box 22471 Robbinsdale, MN 55422 spricket24LLC@gmail.com spricket24.com myspace.com/spricket24 twitter.com/karenalloy blogtv.com/people/spricket24 stickam.com/spricket24 livevideo.com/spricket24 says in her YouTube video titled HAPPY HALLOWEEN that she loves her pet poodle dog Rocci very much and then she picks up her scared mutt up by the the ears and STARTS TO MOLEST HER OWN DOG by stroking his head while she is breathing heavily which is unusual for her to do this to an animal but the reason why she is raping her dog is BECAUSE SHE IS DRESSED UP AS A HORNY HOOKER FOR HALLOWEEN who did not pick up a John because they cannot afford the $500 an hour for her services.

5. dbLovesKittens Dan Bialek stand up comic from Los Angeles, California shows@danvsamerica.com danvsamerica.com danonmyspace.com 12shinynickels.com twitter.com/dbialek dbloveskittens.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled THIS IS HOW IT ENDS BOOZE CHALLENGE DAY 140 that a website will sponsor his show The Dan Bialek Vs. America Tour for 6 months starting January 1, 2009 and he has raised the $5,000 he needed on the MONEY COCK which is a drawing on a piece of paper showing a COCK with the words $5,000 written on the top and then he starts to color it green and then says HIS GREEN MONEY COCK IS JIZZING ALL OVER HIS FACE meaning this guy is a fucken gay comedian who loves green cucumber cocks giving him a sperm jizz facial.

6. Dinzla Ally 24 years old from Reykjavik, Iceland dinzla.mail@gmail.com myspace.com/crossfiskur twitter.com/Dinzla pezla.blogspot.com stickam.com/dinzla flickr.com/photos/dinzla says in her YouTube video titled I FALL ON MY VIDEOFACE that her YouTube video is DESIGNED AND MEANT TO BE CRAP and the reason why she is making this CRAP VIDEO is because she is a BORING FLOATING HEAD who has nothing else better to do with her life and her YouTube videos are SO BORING that she TELLS HER OWN MOTHER TO NOT WATCH HER YOUTUBE VIDEOS which is sad once you think about it because Icelanders cannot do much but get on the internet because they all live on a tiny island surrounded by freezing water making them PRISONERS of their own country.

7. LisaSimpson Beccah 28 years old from Ypsilanti, Michigan former December 2007 and January 2008 YourTubeAdvocate Host youtubelisasimpson@gmail.com stickam.com/lisasimpson says in her YouTube video titled WAIT WTF that the married man she has been dating for 3 months DUMPED HER VIA EMAIL because he finally realized that instead of buying ipods and dinner for her he should have been buying DIAPERS FOR HIS PREGNANT WIFE so now she is FREE TO DATE WHOEVER SHE PLEASES and she needs to find somebody fast to cuddle up with because it is starting to snow up their in Michigan.

8. RoobyJuice aka VeeBeeLicious Sarah bisexual atheist witch from United Kingdom stickam.com/roobyjuice says in her YouTube video titled YOU HAVE GOT RED ON YOU that SHE IS A GENERAL DICK by whoring herself on YouTube and she is CELEBRATING HALLOWEEN DRESSED AS HERSELF with TOMATO JUICE ON HER FACE TO REPRESENT BLOOD but when you look at all of her past videos and even on her previous YouTube Channels you will see that she is ALWAYS DRESSED FOR HALLOWEEN and since that is the case then she should have dressed with NO MAKE UP ON HER FACE for Halloween.

9. GoldenGoodas 27 years old cosmetologist college student from New Jersey myspace.com/adrienneharris1 says in her YouTube video titled FEELIN SEXY TONIGHT that the locks in her hair made her feel like a boy and not a girl because there was no style to it but in reality THIS FAT CHICK DONE LOST IT by having Kanye West sucky ass music in her background while she was WHORING HERSELF with photos of her throughout most of her YouTube video and she be trippin if ya know what I be sayin so you best be know what I be sayin.

10. Druanna mysticreader.org myspace.com/psychiclifecoach7 33 years old from Carlsbad, California self-proclaimed natural born Clairvoyant Clairsentient and Tarot Reader Conspiracy Realist and a light worker and member of the Galactic Federation of Light and Author of A GRIMOIRE OF TAROT MAGIC says in her YouTube video titled HUMAN EXTERMINATION that humans are facing human extermination and her hero Alex Jones has been talking about it and that SHE IS NOT A FRAUD but yet she was one of the main persons promoting the UFO CONSPIRACY NUTJOB FAKE Australian UFO psychic Blossom Goodchild who said that on October 14, 2008 the UFOs would come to earth and make themselves known to the whole world.

11. PoppaRoc46 from London Ontario, Canada who is The Official Nutter's Club Mascot says in her YouTube video titled I AM NOT OBSESSIVE that instead of losting a pound of weight that she GAINED 1 POUND BECAUSE SHE IT IS HER TIME OF THE MONTH AND SHE IS ON PMS PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME CYCLE but SHE IS LYING because no 70 year old woman bleeds down in her vagina area unless she falls down off of her cane meaning this Canadian woman has a whole pack of OLD WIVES TALES she can sell you.

12. YourTubeAdvocate October Host DctCool David 23 years old from Australia stickam.com/dctcool says in his YouTube video titled YTA 100TH VIDEO 15.5 LONG TERM ISSUES that HE WAS SCARED TO BE THE YourTubeAdvocate Host when accepted the position but why would anybody be scared to be the YourTubeAdvocate when YouTube Staff DOES NOT LISTEN to this specific YouTube Channel in the first place because this YouTube Channel which was created by JustA11en is COMPLETE NONSENSE because all the YourTubeAdvocate Hosts do is BITCH and WHINE and COMPLAIN and PRESENT PROBLEMS ON YOUTUBE but NEVER gets any solutions to their problems because the YOUTUBE ENGINEERS IN THE IT DEPARTMENT DOES NOT KNOW THEY EXIST AND COULD GIVE A SHIT and that is why NOBODY LISTENED TO THE CORRUPT COMMUNITY COUNCIL headed by VloggerHeads co-founder tlg847 Tom.

13. Saturninefilms Cody Weber from Hamilton, Illinois photographer director writer for Saturnine Films myspace.com/weberphoto cwphoto.tumblr.com codyweberprints.deviantart.com says in his YouTube video titled I AM PLAYING PIRATES that IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF BLACK PEOPLE HAD RED HAIR and this is a racist statement coming from him because why would he bring up black people and red hair unless he was stereotyping black people because all black people have black hair unless they are albinos and only white Canadians have red hair and everybody on earth knows this so for him to be a bigot like that on YouTube is just not right arrrr matie and stop filming naked faggots with rainbow balloons out in the field and you should have added green scan lines and a robotic voice effect if you were a real professional.

14. DonHarrold Don Stock analyst mainstream wallstreet critic donharrold.net twitter.com/donharrold blogtv.com/people/donharrold says in his YouTube video titled A MORE IMPORTANT STORY that he was going to be excited doing a conference call but his friend had her breasts removed because she has cancer and now it has spread to her liver and she is the guardian of a 14 year old girl who is her neice because her mother died 5 years earlier and he wants people to stop ranting and raving about the stock market and the election and economics in general and just be thankful for the friends and family you have around you in real life off of the internet or this might be just a ploy because all of the investors on Wall Street are losing millions of dollars and he cannot see himself make another MAKE MONEY EVERYDAY stock market YouTube video.

15. ndClark Nathan from Ashland, Kentucky who is an atheist says in his YouTube video titled IMMORAL TO EAT MEAT that EATING ANIMALS IS IMMORAL but it is a choice for him to eat meat because it is delicious and pleasurable and there is no objective morality in the universe but it is very interesting to think that this atheist believes in what he thinks is immoral and moral because atheists have NO BELIEFS in this sort of thing and people who do not believe in God does not believe in RIGHT OR WRONG.

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1. E-Beggar Zkueker88 Zach 20 years old from Pensacola, Florida myspace.com/zachk06 truthdefense.com Founder of Truth Defense Ministry says in his YouTube video titled TO ALL MY YOUTUBE COMPLAINERS that he is E-Begging YouTubers to BUY HIM A MAC BOOK PRO laptop computer and to EVEN ASK YOUR LOCAL CHURCH TO TAKE UP A DONATION for him meaning this guy is the LOWEST OF THE LOW in not that he only asks YouTubers to buy him a laptop but for them to get the money from their own churches making this slimeball the SCUMMIEST OF THE SCUM and a BAD SCAM ARTIST who likes to use and abuse YouTube in order to get MONEY from stupid people.

2. Brookellee Brookelle McKenzie 18 years old from Australia myspace.com/reneesteven says in her YouTube video titled CATCH UP that another YouTuber has been STEALING HER VIDEOS and IMPERSONATING HER and created a FAKE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT BR0OKELLEE and used a ZERO instead of the letter O to create the YouTube Channel and then they even made a fake MySpace page with similar usernames to add to further confusion and she is one of thousands of YouTubers who have others impersonating them by creating FAKE YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS and YouTube Staff just looks the other way as if nothing happened without even helping them.

3. BeaverBunch Monday Host CautiousPlay Jess 26 years old lesbian LGBTQ Buddhist college student from San Diego, California stickam.com/cautiousplay says in her YouTube video titled NECESITO MYSPACE that she just BROKE UP WITH HER GIRLFRIEND and that she will TAKE SOME TIME OUT TO FIGURE HERSELF OUT meaning she is not sure if she wants to be with another lesbo or not and that it is refreshing because now she is single she can sit inside a cafe and PSYCHO ANALYZE HERSELF that IT IS SO AMAZING TO BE BY HERSELF that it is like GOING TO THE MOVIES BY HERSELF.

4. Ssskinner Samantha 25 years old video gamer who goes to an expensive art college gamevee.com/user/ssskinner SKYPE and AIM - sammitwieder says in her YouTube video titled VLOG THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A WORSE DAY that a man attacked her from behind when she was going home and that she was screaming for 10 seconds until she finally realized that she was screaming but if that bitch took out that silver tongue piercing then maybe she would be able to scream louder because it is as annoying as fuck to watch any YouTube video when all you see is a tongue piercing moving up and down in her mouth.

5. ZakGeorge21 Zak George 29 years old Dog Trainer from Atlanta, Georgia zakgeorge21@yahoo.com says in his YouTube video titled BOURBON OBAMA AND YOUTUBE that it would help race relations here in America if Barack Obama becomes the first black President Of The United States but then he says Obama is a Socialist Marxist who will be running the country but do not worry because the Democrats in Congress and Nancy Pelosi is the most powerful form of government but this dude needs to GET OFF OF THE POLITIC BANDWAGON just because he may pick up some new YouTube subscribers out of it but his videos have been BORING lately and he needs to GET BACK TO MAKING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF HIM PLAYING WITH HIS DOG which is how he started on YouTube.

6. Carynis1HotAssGirl aka 1HotAssGirl Caryn 28 years old from Norfolk, Virginia myspace.com/1hotassgirl in her YouTube video titled I JUST RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM ONE OF PLIES BUST IT BABIES that she got an email from one of the SKANKY WHORE SLUTTY BITCHES because she was critical about them and their naked slutty dancing but what is so ironic about it is that SHE HERSELF UPLOADED YOUTUBE VIDEOS SHOWING HER SLUTTY DANCES as well with her BIG BLACK SHAKING BOOTIE in many of her videos but now she is FAT AND HER BOOBS ARE SAGGING and so she cannot shake it any more like she used to and she tries to change her image since being a YouTube Partner by starting off her YouTube videos with WHAT IS GOING ON MY BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOUTUBE FANS but if you take a good look at her SUBSCRIBERS then you will see that her FANS all look like they were BEATEN WITH THE UGLY STICK.

7. TheModernMystic Nick from France says in his YouTube video titled FILMS AND MOVIES that he has seen the 1998 movie titled SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE at least 40 TIMES and the 1996 movie titled THE ENGLISH PATIENT at least 30 TIMES and the 2003 movie titled KILL BILL VOLUME 1 OVER 20 TIMES and the 2002 movie titled BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM at least OVER 20 TIMES meaning this long grey beard old man HAS NO LIFE and if this old fart is watching THE SAME FILM OVER 40 TIMES then THERE MUST BE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH HIM and he probably watches his own YouTube videos 100 TIMES if he is that neurotic and addictive to keep watching the same movie OVER and OVER and OVER again.

8. SamueltehG33k Samuel Mendicino and Geoff Mendicino FreezeCrackerFun freezecracker.com says in his YouTube video titled MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME that for Halloween he is dressing up as Dr Stiles from the video game TRAUMA CENTER UNDER THE KNIFE but this FAT OVERGROWN BLUEBERRY IS TOO OLD TO BE TRICK-OR-TREATING around his trailer park and no sane person would give him any candy in that gay ass outfit he is in and that thing that he made that he says is his sword LOOKS LIKE A BIG WHITE DILDO so he can test it out BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

9. DanTheNorseman Dan 18 years old from Honesdale, Pennsylvania myspace.com/danthenorseman says in his YouTube video titled THE NORSEMAN'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 08 that he did a Halloween Special last year in 2007 on YouTube and he soon took down the video because it was a piece of shit meaning he will take this YouTube video down even faster because this is worst than his previous shitty Halloween video and then he says that Halloween is his FAVORITE HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR and that is because HE CAN COVER UP HIS UGLY FACE without the daily school children laughing at him and the reason why he always wears that Norseman mask is because his camera would break if he took it off and then he would not be able to upload anymore YouTube videos.

10. ChristoferL Christofer 39 years old happyjesusday.com says in his YouTube video titled PLEASE PRAY that HIS OWN CHURCH IS CELEBRATING THAT SATANIC HOLIDAY KNOWN AS HALLOWEEN but instead of dressing up as ghosts and goblins and wiches and warlocks they instead will be dressing up as Biblical Characters but he says this is SATANIC DEVIL WORSHIP and it is like saying it is ok to wear a condom while having sex because you are not actually touching any sex organs because Haloween is a PAGAN HOLIDAY but so is CHRISTMAS and EASTER and I am sure this man has no problem celebrating these 2 PAGAN HOLIDAYS that the CATHOLIC CHURCH converted into CATHOLIC HOLIDAYS.

11. FlipOnDeck 19 years old from West Memphis, Arkansas myspace.com/dat_nigguh_flip myspace.com/flipondeck myspace.com/fodstreetteam says in her YouTube video titled UPDATES AND NEWS that she wants to win a Talent Show music contest so she can get a record deal with JIVE RECORDS in Memphis, Tennessee ya know what i be sayin because she be KRUNK DANCIN THAT SHIT ya know what i be sayin and she wants to have a STREET TEAM MYSPACE PAGE like Soulja Boy and Chris Brown has.

12. Karpadiem aka JakeGarrisonMusic aka PipelineWeekly aka Garmrozeo Jake Garrison 21 years old independent video producer from Hampton Roads, Virginia jakegarrison.com twitter.com/karpadiem says in his YouTube video titled RANDOM BUT WITH FEELING that he loves his new small studio and later on he ROLLS HIS EYES WHEN HE SAYS HE IS A VLOGGER when really he is into sketches like his other show he used to do but as a traditional homegrown vlogger he should not try out for because vlogging on the internet is a gift and this sleepy headed guy cannot even keep his eyelids open long enough to tell you empty stories about himself.

13. WubearKitten Kimmy 27 years old MBA graduate twitter.com/wubearkitten says in her YouTube video titled KITTENTALK SPOOKY AND COULD I BE ANYMORE RANDOM that her job is to sit at a desk and watch boring ass YouTube videos while waiting for the only FedEx delivery to show up at her office meaning for a woman who is slowly creeping up on 30 years old and to spend most of her life in school to get a Masters degree in Business Administration and now come to find out she wasted all of her talent and all of her mommy's hard earn money to get her through college just to watch lame YouTube videos while waiting for a man in FedEx shorts.

14. DaisyTree1 Brigitte freelance writer and a fake PopCrunch LonelyGirl15 vlogger brigittedale.com/blog says in her YouTube video titled 357 POSED that people should not post pictures of themselves sucking through an invisible straw like other girls do when the are puckering their lips meaning this amateur starving actress cannot even do a FAKE VLOG if her internet job depended on it because she is not funny and she is not interactive and she is trying the best she can to make stupid YouTubers think she is vlogging when she is just another wannabe LonelyGirl15.

15. EndlessMountain aka EndlessSpirituality Derek 32 years old from Canada says in his YouTube video titled ZEITGEIST ADDENDUM REVIEW PLUS POLITICS PLUS VENUS PROJECT that THERE ARE ALIENS AND EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL IN OUTERSPACE WHO LIVE TOGETHER WITHOUT MONEY but the governments on earth wants people to fear them and to be angry at them and wants people to panic about the economic world market and the Venus Project will NOT HAVE A MONETARY SYSTEM and the 9 to 5 job is made by people who are slaves to the economy which are being replaced by robots meaning this guy is a real nutjob if he thinks the world would be better off without any money because Martians are doing it.

September 11 2008

1. Some of the YouTube Whores that went to the recent New York City YouTube Whoring Gathering are XGoBoBeanX and GeneticBlend and TheHill88 and WhatTheBuckShow and TheMightyThor1212 and AnythingSarcastic and BilliLovesMargot and Chellbie and MisterBeef187 and TheChico1979 and AmandaRamaNYC and LoveSpellFatale and HemiJeep19 and StonerHumor and GoingGreen1 and HartzProductions

2. ScandalousBeauty Erin 23 years old from Maryland who works as a freelance artist for MAC Make-up Art Cosmetics, Inc. scandalousbeautyonline.com myspace.com/scandalousbeautyonline twitter.com/ScandalousBeaut says in her YouTube video titled BLUSH TAG that wearing blushes BRIGHTENS YOUR FACE so when she puts on the different color blushes on her face instead of brightening her face with the makeup she just looks like a clown with rosy cheeks.

3. TipToeChick Dee 28 years old bartender and a REAL LIVE WITCH from Holly Springs, Georgia myspace.com/deezpeach stickam.com/tipto says in her YouTube video titled BEGINNING TO FIND YOUR SPIRITUALITY that you need to be attuned with YOUR OWN ENERGY before you are intuned with other people's energy but there is NO FUCKING WAY THIS CLASSY WITCH BITCH is intuned with anything because she is driving with BIG DARK BLACK SUNGLASSES while looking into her camera to talk to her YouTube subscribers and now you know for a fact that witches drive recklessly.

4. ThePreacher84040 Preacher Pastor Evangelist Crusader Missionary from the Philippines says in his YouTube video titled YES GOD ALWAYS EXISTS that God is the BEGINNING AND THE END but instead of talking in the camera he YELLS and SHOUTS the Bible to YouTubers and that is why YouTube Atheists rank this Jesus Soldier 1 star everytime he makes a video like this but this looks like a FAKE SOCK ACCOUNT because his subscriptions are of Hip Hop people and NAKED BARE BUTTS which is NOT something a preacher would subscribe to unless you were Jimmy Swaggart.

5. AraLight1 Tamara 32 years old from Shreveport, Louisiana says in her YouTube video titled BLACK WOMEN IN DENIAL #1 that black women have a problem admitting that they are FAT and that they have AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM and need an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT and that black men just want black women to fuck them but when it comes to marriage black men would rather have a white woman with money.

6. MrAdamSir 21 years old says in his YouTube video titled JOURNALS BLOW that he did not like writing journals on paper down because his hand was hurting alot which was probably due to masturbating too much and there is no spell check on paper and then he wondered how he was going to upload it onto YouTube and so he makes vlog video blogs known as an electronic diary but if he would have just went to a better college than funky Arizona State University then he would be a better speller meaning his mommy wasted her hard earn money and her son who still does not know how to spell.

7. FadedHolySoldier Joey 23 year old Puerto Rican living in Tokyo, Japan dannytanner1@yahoo.com fadedholysoldier@hotmail.com myspace.com/kagomeismywife who says in his YouTube video titled SOULJABOY FANS WAYNE MEXICAN GIRLS SLIPKNOT that the movie SAW V WAS REALLY BORING and that he wasted 10 dollars on a movie ticket but he should have saved that 10 dollars because it looks like HE HAS NO HEAT IN HIS HOUSE and that is the reason why he is wearing a huge pimpin hip hop coat in his kitchen.

8. ValsArtDiary Val valsartdiary.com myspace.com/artdiary twitter.com/valsartdiary blogtv.com/people/valsartdiary says in her YouTube video titled YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE that she is moving in with a man that she is marrying that is almost the same age as her own father which is a really creepy relationship but if she wants to fuck somebody that old then so be it just as long as she knows to do her woman chores around the house and give her old man good sex after he takes his Viagra pills.

9. SilverScreamGrl aka BethsResponse Beth says in her YouTube video titled SICKMOVLOGGING that she does not like vlogging while she is sick then she should not be vlogging at all if she does not feel better and instead of sitting in her chair doing a stupid SHOW AND TELL on camera for YouTubers who she will never meet in real life she needs to take her fat ass to bed with a thermometer in her mouth and the curtains closed so no outside light gets in her house so she is not taken in by the darkside and this boring Drama Queen with the 6 year old ponytails needs to KEEP HER DRAMA TO HERSELF and HAVING PONYTAILS STILL MAKES YOU LOOK OLD.

10. HereWithYoudotcom Jolanda myspace.com/iforgetmedotcom says in her YouTube video titled WEEK 2 WEIGH IN that her Weight Loss Challenge goal is to get down to 117 pounds but then she says she ate a cupcake and then ate another cupcake and then she wonders why when she weighs herself that she HAS NOT LOST ANY WEIGHT but starting from 137 pounds and now after 2 weeks she is down to 131 pounds so she lost 6 pounds which she will easily gain back on Halloween Night when she dresses up in her HOOKER COSTUME and the day after Halloween when she buys all the Halloween candy at her local WalMart store which will have a 50 percent discount.

11. TheNameIsKai Kai 18 years old college student from Cardiff United Kingdom thenameiskai.tumblr.com has a YouTube video titled SHOW US YA TATTS that he wants people to show him their tattoos because he has this gigantic tattoo on his arm that looks like a 3 legged dragon taking a shit put on by a drunk tattoo artist who just went to work on his arm messing this poor lad up for the rest of his life.

12. KSantry918 Karleigh 16 years old and her older sister Katie 18 years old from Erie, Pennsylvania who are both Jonas Brothers fanatics kk@santry.com myspace.com/katiesantry myspace.com/karleighsan santrysisters.com justin.tv/kksantry jonasbrothersfan.com fangap.com says in their YouTube video titled KATIE AND KARLEIGH VLOG SHE TINKS that every little teeny bopper girl should ask their mommy and daddy for a whole lot of money or just raid their piggy bank and then go and buy all the Rolling Stone issues that have The Jonas Brothers on the cover and then scotch tape all of the covers to their bedroom walls and then make a YouTube video showing it or for poor teenage girls just PRINT OUT LOTS OF COPIES from the internet and hang them on their walls.

13. DejuanP says in his YouTube video titled T-9 RACIAL TENSION GOT KNIFE that the McCain and Obama Presidential Race all has to do with RACE and NOTHING ABOUT THE ISSUES and that in the deepest woods in Georgia all that he saw was John McCain and Sarah Palin signs on the road and in the front yards of houses and that HE WAS ALMOST SHOT IN THE CAFE FOR WEARING A BARACK OBAMA T-SHIRT by old white men drinking their morning coffee at their everyday town cafe meaning ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOSE if Obama becomes President Of The United States and ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOSE if he does not.

14. AnythingSarcastic 26 years old BeaverBunch Channel lesbian from New Yorck myspace.com/anythingsarcastic blogtv.com/People/anythingsarcastic Tuesdays 9pm EST twitter.com/MissSarcastic stickam.com/anythingsarcastic says in her YouTube video titled NEW YORK GATHERING AND PANDORA O' VLOGGERS that TheMightyThor1212 was HITTING ON HER and she kept telling his horny drunk ass that SHE IS A LESBIAN and that SHE LOVES MUNCHING ON THE BUSH and HATES SUCKING ON THE COCK and that SHE IS IN LOVE WITH Jill XGoBoBeanX so TheMightyThor1212 who is well known on YouTube for trying to bang all the YouTube Gathering women but comes up empty handed each time decided to hit on WhatTheBuckShow Michael Buckley.

15. McGoiter Brock Baker 22 years old from Denver, Colorado BrockBaker86@gmail.com thebrockbaker.com myspace.com/brockvoicesbaker says in his YouTube video titled VLOG OF A MADMAN 8 that this was his SPECIAL SPOOKY EDITION but really it was his STUPIDEST EDITION where he says sXePhil is funny and is the younger version of Dane Cook and the David Spade Of YouTube and that ShayCarl is the Chris Farley of YouTube but the only difference between ShayCarl and Chris Farley besides the fact that Chris Farley had MONEY and was FUNNY is that Chris Farley died from a drug overdose while ShayCarl is still living from his drug overdose.

September 10 2008

1. Twalk2008 T.walk 28 years old says in his YouTube video titled SENSELESS N WORD TONYA KKK that instead of saying NIGGERISH MENTALITY or NIGGERISH BEHAVIOUR that people should just use different words to describe the same thing and calls TonyaTKO aka TheTonyaTkoShow a SNOB for not getting along with black men and by saying people should say NIGGERISH instead of NIGGER as an adjective but Twalk2008 says if you are not going to say the word NIGGER than you should never say the word NIGGERISH to describe GHETTO and GANGSTA PEOPLE.

2. LCSsings aka LeahSayssSo 16 years old from Georgia Leah myspace.com/lcssings bebo.com/LeahS890 lcssings.blogspot.com twitter.com/lcssings stickam.com/lcssings says in her YouTube video titled SEARCHING FOR SIGNS that SHE IS A LIBERTARIAN COMMUNIST and HATES BOTH Barack Obama and John McCain but that is interesting for her to mention that because on her YouTube Channel it states that SHE IS A REPUBLICAN and 10 times out of 10 if you are a WHITE SOUTHERN BELLE like this teenager is then YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN BY BIRTH just like if you are a poverty stricken black person born in racist hate filled inner city urban Chicago then you are automatically going to vote for Obama.

3. TheNameIsKai Kai 18 years old college student from Cardiff United Kingdom thenameiskai.tumblr.com has a YouTube video titled FRENCH MIME in which he looks like an EMO KID WHERE EVERYDAY IS HALLOWEEN but his video states that he is a FRENCH MIME which is a RACIST THING FOR BRITISH PEOPLE TO SAY ABOUT FRENCH PEOPLE because it is bad enough the stereotypes they think about Americans who broke off from Great Britain but British people ARE STUPID otherwise they would know that MIME came from GREECE and NOT FRANCE just because you had some famous French people that had made their living off of being a MIME like Marcel Marceau does not mean it came from France just like BASEBALL was NOT INVENTED IN AMERICA but in BRITAIN according to Wikipedia.

4. ToolTime9901 Peter 24 years old from Dekalb, Illinois artist photographer filmmaker musician myspace.com/peterhatesyou philosophypeter.blogspot.com says in his YouTube video titled LIFE WITHOUT A COMPUTER that since his computer has not been working and he can no longer get on the internet that he does not know what to do so he looks at his television set but he forgot how to turn it on and then he looks at books but he forgot how to read then he goes outside but he forgot how to play and then he looks at Jesus but he forgot how to pray and this is the evil corruption that computers do to people by making them forget about life in the REAL WORLD.

5. TipTopFly 20 years old from Bear, Deleware myspace.com/tickles_o_mighty says in his YouTube video titled FOR THE FAKE ISRAELITE HEBREWS THAT LUST FOR WHITE WOMEN that STUPID IGNORANT SICK HOMOSEXUAL PIECES OF SCUM DEVIL NIGGERS OUT THERE who wants to sleep with a WHITE WOMAN who are EDOMITE DOGS who would rather see NIGGERS HANGING FROM A TREE IN THEIR OWN FRONT YARD and black woman gets breast implants and liposuctions and dye their hair just to be like a WHITE WOMAN because they think that is what the BLACK NEGRO MAN is after and is the PUNISHMENT and the CURSE of the BLACK MAN who has the mindset to SLEEP WITH WHITE WOMEN who are THE DEVIL HIMSELF and are TRAITORS TO GOD and will have their tongues sliced with a sharp razor while buring in the lake of fire during Judgement Day.

6. TipTopFly 20 years old from Bear, Deleware myspace.com/tickles_o_mighty says the Israelite Hebrews 12 Lost Tribes are broken down as follows Judah Tribe are so called Negroes Benjamin Tribe are so called West Indians Levi Tribe are so called Haitians Simeon Tribe are so called Dominicans Zebulon Tribe are Guatemala to Panama Ephraim Tribe are so called Puerto Ricans Manassehare Tribe so called Cubans Gad Tribe are North American Indians Reuben Tribe are Seminole Indians Napthali Tribe are Argentina to Chile Asher Tribe are Colombia to Uruguay Issachar Tribe are Mexicans also in that category are Italians and Irish who ancestry goes back to the Moors.

7. George4Title george4title@yahoo.com says in his YouTube video titled SYSTEM BREAKING DOWN LUCKYS FINE I AM OFF TO THE WOODS that HIS OWN YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS ARE EFFECTED BY THE ECONOMIC CRISES and that he was going INTO THE FOREST ON A RELIGIOUS RETREAT TO MEDITATE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS about the economic situation in America so this guy is going in the boondocks with his friend to get away from the internet and his old lady and to WORSHIP THE POWER OF GOLD AND PROFIT since he has now been buying gold and let us not forget about him E-BEGGING YOUTUBERS TO SEND HIM MONEY and even added a PAY PAL LINK on his YouTube Channel along with a link to his sponsor meaning this guy is on YouTube TO CON AND SCAM YOUTUBERS OUT OF THEIR OWN POCKETS by E-BEGGING FOR DONATIONS instead of trying to HELP THEM MAKE MONEY.

8. FabledVerse Steven 22 years old says in his YouTube video titled 10 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS that HE DOES NOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND HE HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH HIS OWN HOMOSEXUALITY and HE IS INTO FABLE FANTASY ANIMALS like UNICORNS and DRAGONS and FARIES and that is why he called his YouTube Channel with the two words FABLE and VERSE and his gay lover does not want him to say his real name on YouTube so his middle name is Steven and he does have a myspace page but YouTubers will have to go and find it and there you will see that his orientation is gay.

9. JohnnySmooth John 32 years old from Chicago, Illinois myspace.com/nextbigwhiterapper has a YouTube video titled DANCE COLLABORATION DYNAMITE that shows him and other YouTubers doing a NEW SUBURB DANCE FAD called WHITE KRUMPING which looks more like Taylor Hicks ON CRACK and then he has the nerve to put in his video description to CLICK THIS LINK TO WATCH THIS VIDEO IN HIGH QUALITY as if this dumb idiotic KidBlood1 CANNOT DANCE YouTube collab video will get any better looking with the the YouTubers in the YouTube video like KidBlood1 and BakaFace and AmyGoodie and WoodstockGranny and RainboSprinkles and 01DaveTheCouchGuy and Urnkneekovaks and Rhettandlink and FliBooker and YumaJohnny and TaylorAnnetat and BooBooKity02 and DaveCoyle1 and Nnssls.

10. HurricaneAubrey Aubrey 18 years old from Brooklyn, New York myspace.com/19134177 says in her YouTube video titled 1000 SUBSCRIBER PARTY that she is HAPPY TO FINALLY GET 1,000 YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS and the prize for being her subscriber is you get to EAT HER PEANUTS but do not go there with her because she is a very nice Jewish girl but the funny thing about all of this is after 2 whole years on YouTube IT IS AUTOMATIC that YouTube TEENAGE GIRLS get AT LEAST 1,000 subscribers whether they shake their ass or not because HORNY BOYS will subscribe to THE UGLIEST GIRL and SHE TOO will get 1,000 subscribers in 2 years so do not pat yourself on the back too much babe.

11. Toddly00 Toddly00@gmail.com Toddly00.com teawithtodd.podbean.com says in his YouTube video titled REPLY THE OCTOBER MARATHON PART 6 that the reason why his hands and beard are sticky is because he has ketchup on them but in reality it looks more like CUM STAINS from the VlogRamen wackos Pilocrates and MichaelAranda WHO JUST MENSTRUATED ON HIM and if it is then Toddly00 would not mind because he is into that kind of weird funky kinky stuff since he thinks he is still 21 years old who has VlogRamen on his California gaydar.

12. AskCarrieLee Carrie-Lee 28 years old from Cape Cod, Massachusetts AskCarrieLee@gmail.com myspace.com/askcarrielee askcarrielee.blogspot.com twitter.com/askcarrielee stickam.com/askcarrielee blogtv.com/people/askcarrielee Sundays 8pm EST says in her YouTube video titled COLLABORATION FRUSTRATION with 15 YOUTUBERS that she is mad that she cannot get YouTubers together for a stupid lame ass collab YouTube video and that is because she has neglected the YouTube Community by uploading her smoking cigarette videos onto Renetto's dying elitist private VloggerHeads NING website and the people that she tried to get them to do a collab with her is and RickyPerson and JRyan9307 and 4EverFlannel and ClockWorkMeltdown and Smokeie and the beautiful LittlePandaExpress and TAMMpON and AcesWolf and iSeeHaters and AnnSpade and JohnnySmooth and WestsideProductionz and FallOfAutumnDistro and WhatTheBuckShow and GimmeaBreakMan.

13. MaddoxHardcore from the United Kingdom snapvine.com/maddoxhardcore maddoxhardcore.blogspot.com twitter.com/maddoxhardcore says in her YouTube video titled FEVER that she makes all of the noises all by herself including her farting and burping and and hiccuping and belching noises and originally made it for her ex-boyfriend and she says she will email you an MP3 of her song if you ask her to but that is kind of ridiculous since she can just upload the MP3 herself onto a MySpace page or even YouTube so for her to only give her MP3 song out to only the people who ask her is a little suspicious on her part since almost everybody uploads their free MP3s on the web for more exposure in the first place.

14. NikkiJeanProject Nikki Jean from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania myspace.com/thenikkijeanproject says in her YouTube video titled SPECIAL BULLETIN SUNDAY BOWLING INFO AND VERSE that if you go see her at the bowling alley in Torrence, California that she will give you some of her magical baked cookies with her special ingredients in it then she hip hops to the 3rd verse on the Resurrection album with the song I used to Love H.E.R rapping about a gangsta woman smoking blunts and getting high and getting gang fucked by all the ganstas which is another hip hop song that is tearing down and corrupting today's inner city black youth instead of uplifting them and Barack Obama would not have approved of that song.

15. TOMMYfromtheBRONX aka TMC1969 has a YouTube video titled TOMMYFromTheBRONX EPISODE 23 and these YouTube webisodes he has been doing off and on for the past year are fun to watch no matter what your belief in God and the Devil is but when you have a 25 minute video with no commercials in it then it gets a little frustrating and ridiculous to watch and it would be better if he spliced that 25 minute video clip into smaller video clips and spread them out over the week then he will find that he will gain a wider and faithful audience to look for his newest video every few days because most people come to YouTube to watch 1 and 2 and 3 minute video clips because that is all the attention span a regular YouTuber can handle.

September 9 2008

1. AppleTreeConnections appletree-connections.com co-host BailyBeard Baily myspace.com/bailybeard actress writer stand-up comic model radio DJ 21 years old from Midland, Texas says in her YouTube video titled UTUBEDRAMA that she is excited that Webmaster Trevor Rieger FEATURED HER VIDEO on this website UTubeDrama.com and her and her mother has a contest where YOU CAN WIN A FREE T-SHIRT WITH THEIR AppleTreeConnections LOGO ON THE FRONT if you just send them 25 YouTube subscribers before Halloween so all you have to do is to create 25 FAKE GHOST ACCOUNTS and then give them YOUR NEIGHBOR'S PO BOX NUMBER and wait for your nifty extra extra large made in China 9 cent T-shirt that you can then wear come next Halloween.

2. LesterLuigi 22 years old says in her YouTube video titled I MADE UTUBEDRAMA that she is so excited that UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger FEATURED HER YOUTUBE VIDEO and this woman looks pretty hot for an emo bitch when she takes off those nerdy black glasses and she looks almost fuckable but then again she could be a lesbian who worships mother earth and into all that wicca goth shit that went out in the 80s and is trying to make a come back with these pimpin asshat clowns known as juggalos.

3. Peesemould peesemould.net 21 years old from Newcastle-upon-Tyne United Kingdom says in his YouTube video titled A MINUTE A DAY 254 that UTubeDrama.com website is RUBBISH and that UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger is a Creepily Cared Illiterate Gonk which is an interesting thing to say on his website but the problem is that Americans do not say those words like GONK but upon Googling this word GONK it means a small furry soft plush toy which was extremely popular in the 1960s and 1980s as a gift so in other words he called UTubeDrama Trevor Rieger a loveable furry plush toy which is actually a compliment because Trevor Rieger is the LEADER OF THE FURRIES and THE LEADER OF FURNATION so thanks British retard.

4. TunisiansWife Susan is a 44 year old member of ImTheLady1976 Tiara Club MississippiDiana's Mint Julip sisterhood and a Royal Nurse to Twish1999's Nutter's Club says in her YouTube video titled CreepyChick13 PRIZES VLOG WITH GRANDPA that she dresses her mutt dog in fashion dog clothes and so today she dressed her dog up in a Halloween Costume as THE DEVIL so now we have a poor confused little puppy dog who is dressed up as SATAN from a 70 year old woman who LIED on her YouTube Channel registration when she told them that she was only 44 years old cough cough.

5. Variablast variable 27 years old says in his YouTube video titled THE US LEGAL SYSTEM IS BULLSHIT that he spent 300 dollars to try to overrule a court ruling to change his name to FUCK CENSORSHIP and that technology has more freedom than the American Government so his offer of 1000 dollars to anybody who changes their name to FUCK CENSORSHIP was never given away because nobody changed their name and this FRAUD sounds like he is FROM CANADA even though he claims he lives in America since he never shows himself filming outside to prove he lives in America.

6. FAKE Australian UFO HOAX psychic Blossom Goodchild says in her YouTube video titled Blossom Goodchild UPDATES 16TH OCTOBER that she has NO EXCUSE as to why the EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIENS DID NOT LAND ON EARTH as she told MILLIONS OF PEOPLE that the UFO SPACESHIP LIGHTSHIP FEDERATION OF LIGHT would land on October 14 but that is ok because SHE MADE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON THIS UFO HOAX SCAM that she created in only 10 weeks and then she wonders why she has HATERS and TROLLS on her message boards and website telling her to KILL HERSELF and to DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH.

7. Anakin1814 Gary 37 years old says in his YouTube video titled ME FOR ME that his YouTube subscribers are FUCKING FED UP WITH ALL OF HIS WHORING SOUTHTUBE BULLSHIT VIDEOS THAT ARE A WASTE OF TIME and all of his DIET BULLSHIT YOUTUBE VIDEOS and that he is just a WHORE and SELFISH and is WASTING YOUTUBE'S PRECIOUS BANDWIDTH by uploading lame ass videos on YouTube about HIM all the time either making an ass out of himself at SouthTube or whether it is him talking about how much weight he has lost everyday and how much his stomach has shrunk while at the same time showing his dirty belly button full lint that has been tucked in there for 2 weeks which is kinda disgusting once you think about it.

8. JeffSmithLuedke aka Azrienoch azrienoch.com says in his YouTube video titled MORE ON VIEWS SUBSCRIBERS AND CHANNEL DIRECTION that he will STAY AWAY FROM YOUTUBE DRAMA and that he will DO MORE DRUNK VOMITING LIVE SHOWS on BLOGTV and he wants MORE SUBSCRIBERS because if he just had a couple of people watching his YouTube videos then he would have closed his channel down a long time ago and so now his YOUTUBE WHORING HAS GONE TO HIS HEAD and now he wants to have the COMMENT RATE SUBSCRIBE banner to become another Selfish YouTube Partner Whore with a BULLS RING in his nostrils who only needs 7,000 more subscribers to get on the 100 MOST SUBSCRIBED LIST.

9. VlogRamen host Pilocrates Stefan Chin 22 years old from Anaheim Hills, California sings in his YouTube video titled CLASSICAL THURSDAYS while dancing around with a PINK TIE wrapped around his head and FUCKING A STUFFED ANIMAL and TAPING HIS NIPPLES WITH MASKING TAPE making this Ramen Noodle dork NOT FUNNY AT ALL and there ain't no way this geeky guy weighs 180 pounds as mentioned in his song to his guy buddy MichaelAranda Michael.

10. TheDailyVloggers YouTube Collab Channel LineUp is SUNDAY HappyHopBob Robert 15 years old MONDAY Alhi Alana myspace.com/albamaddenchristensen TUESDAY PulseVlogger Adam and Ted 13 years old from London WEDNESDAY KatiemcBindergarten Katie katiemcbindergarten.blogspot.com THURSDAY NOBODY FRIDAY DrewKruel Drew from Sacramento, California tutor in the ESL department and SATURDAY FiFiDoodles Nikki bebo.com/azezuphre from Dublin, Ireland.

11. JustLikeYouTV YouTube Collab Channel Lineup is MONDAY TheXDexperience xd.crowder@gmail.com thexdexperience.podomatic.com TUESDAY WilliexWhip williexwhip@live.com williexwhip@yahoo.com Will myspace.com/williexwhip twitter.com/williexwhip 20 years old from South Charleston, West Virginia WEDNESDAY ChookyTV Wendi 20 years old from Chicago, Illinois THURSDAY Monie1230 Monie-D myspace.com/pharreal_h1 Starbuck's Employee college student from Milwaukee CLOSED YOUTUBE CHANNEL FRIDAY EmailNathanLake Nathan myspace.com/emailnathanlake 24 years old from Houston, Texas.

12. Random5Chicks YouTube Collab Channel Lineup is MONDAY BlackLadyDiana Diana black.lady.diana@gmail.com unsign Recording Hip Hop Artist amatuer movie producer with a comedy CD 31 years old TUESDAY AlternateEnding88 20 years old college student WEDNESDAY NOBODY THURSDAY SumTalent4U myspace.com/sumtalent4u from Leavenworth, Kansas FRIDAY BaldButWigged Shaneice 206-777-0137 ext 2035474 myspace.com/msshaneice blogtv.com/People/shaneice Saturdays 10pm EST stickam.com/baldbutwigged 22 years old from California.

13. MassageGoddess Amelia myspace.com/ameliadanielledavis astricbypassfood.blogspot.com lovinglifeaftergastricbypass.blogspot.com obesityhelp.com/member/turtle_gurl Massage Therapist 29 years old from Greenville, South Carolina says in her YouTube video titled TUMMY TUCK WEEK 1 POST-OP that SHE IS HURTING REALLY BAD FROM HER MEDICAL WEIGHT LOSS SURGERY and she has the guts to upload videos on YouTube about how much she is physically hurting meaning DO NOT GET GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY when all you have to do is EAT A BALANCE NUTRITIOUS DAILY DIET and GET OFF OF YOUR FAT LAZY HOMEMAKING WELFARE STATE ASS AND EXCERCISE by DOING THE DISHES and GETTING YOUR HUSBAND'S PIPE AND SLIPPERS and DRAWING HIS BATHWATER then give him a HAPPY ENDING since she is a sensual massage therapist.

14. RanDomeFilms Adorian myspace.com/adorian4 twitter.com/randomefilms blogtv.com/people/randomefilms 16 years old from Hollywood, California is an approved IGproduction24 YouTube Channel says in his YouTube video titled NEW BLOGTV SCHEDULE that his new BlogTV schedule will be on Sunday 8pm EST and Tuesday 11 PM EST and Thursday 11 PM EST meaning this is just another wannabe YouTube celebrity who not only is WHORING THEMSELF on BlogTV but WHORING HARD by having 3 live shows a week as if people are that bored enough that they can dedicate themselves to watch a 16 year old kid talk about absolutely nothing of importance that is stimulating or intelligent enough for adults to comprehend and understand meaning if you really want to watch BlogTV delusional YouTubers make fools of themselves then just go down to your local zoo and stare at the monkeys and baboons because at least they are in 3D.

15. Fanalysts YouTube Channel is a sponsor from CircuitCity who wants YouTubers to pick who is the best anchorperson at giving football commentary but this YouTube Channel that has been having this contest for almost 1 year has NOT HELPED CIRCUIT CITY in advertisement at all since Circuit City went bankrupt this year meaning even Google and YouTube cannot help business companies from going bankrupt when their own stock is off by 60 percent in the past 12 months.

September 8 2008

1. CTFxC aka CharlesTrippy charlestrippy@gmail.com charlestrippy.com blogtv.com/People/charlestrippy twitter.com/charlestrippy myspace.com/charlestrippy usf.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5010745 viralvideofever.com 24 years old from Tampa, Florida says in his YouTube video titled BOOKSTORE MISADVENTURE that BILL GATES INVENTED THE COMPUTER which is not true and he also probably believes that Al Gore invented the internet besides laughing while giving his ugly mutt peanut butter on a spoon meaning this Joel Comm pathetic E-Whore Millionaire Nerd Finalist and his secondary channel of his is doomed to fail considering he no longer can spam his friend bot software to every Tom, Dick and Harry on YouTube like he could back in the GOLDEN AGE OF YOUTUBE of 2006.

2. AceBlade Matt myspace.com/aceblade from Canada says in his YouTube video titled WHY LINK STOPPED TALKING that he lives in the reality fantasy world of LEGEND OF ZELDA but is dressed up like Peter Pan showing his feminine gaydar side of him and prances around his house opening doors as if he is in the video game meaning this dork obviously has too much time on his hands if he is going to go to the dollar store and purchase a green table cloth just to look like a fool and then upload it onto YouTube to try to attract potential new subscribers who think he is funny looking.

3. 5SortaStraightGuys Wednesday Host E-beggar R0seWhip137 Derek stickam.com/rosewhip137 twitter.com/rosewhip137 16 years old is so happy that he got a brand new laptop computer from all of those unintelligent YouTubers who sent him money to get one surprisingly did not ask for anymore money which is mighty white of him and he says that he is in charge and got a bracelet for the LGBTQ Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer And Questioning Week but did not know what the Q meant in LGBT until recently which stands for QUEER.

4. LesterLuigi 22 years old says in her YouTube video titled MY RESPONSE TO ALL OF THIS JUGGALO MESS that UltraForge made a TROLL VIDEO titled THE JUGGALO PROBLEM in which he stereotypes that juggalos are always on meth and always stoned and always drugged out of their minds and are ugly with big noses to hold up their black ugly glasses which is NOT A STEROTYPE BUT IS THE TRUTH because this 4 eyed weed smoking bitch with the earring in her lip looks totally gay and she needs to take that earring out of her lip and put it on her ear where it belongs.

5. He11sing920 (PERMABAN Hellsing920) Emer lonewolf316@usa.com myspace.com/hellsing920 livevideo.com/hellsing920 expotv.com/profile/home/hellsing920 SKYPE hellsing920 26 year old says in his YouTube video titled HELLSING920 THE EPIC RANT SUB FOR SUB that this overweight white fat albert says FRED is an ANNOYING WHINEY SQUEALY LITTLE SHE-MALE FUCKING WORTHLESS USELESS PIECE OF SHIT ASSHAT ATTEMPTING TO BE FUNNY BUT FAILING MISERABLY and ALL FRED'S SUBSCRIBERS ARE STUPID PIECES OF SHIT and most of the YouTube Partners have gone down hill and their quality in YouTube video making has dropped substantially because of them wanting MORE SUBSCRIBERS and MORE VIEWS and MORE FRIENDS just to become popular and compete against other YouTubers who have more subscribers then them.

6. FabianaRickman Fabiana fabianarickman@gmail.com twitter.com/FabianaRickman has a YouTube video titled YOUTUBE AGAINST RACISM COLLAB telling YouTubers to SAY NO TO RACISM with the following YouTubers collabing including FabianaRickman and AmazingPhil and his rumored hotel lover KokiriForest and OhMysteryGirl and Spectrem and KtdCartoonMotion and ShutUpChago and MyGirlHiro and DitzyStef and RagHavendra13 and RoyalMindDigger and HellYeahNessa but the problem with the YouTube video is THEY ARE PREACHING TO THE WRONG CROWD ON YOUTUBE and should have keywords that racists people search for on YouTube like NIGGER and BLACK PANTHERS and MALCOM X and SPIKE LEE and BLACK FACE Renetto and WATERMELON and BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA and REVERAND JEREMIAH WRIGHT and KKK and KU KLUX KLAN and SKINHEADS and NAZIS and BRITISH and those keywords are just a start.

7. 5AwesomeTrannys Wednesday Host MalyenkijPrints Brycie myspace.com/braceyourface 21 years old from Virginia Beach, Virginia and Concord, North Carolina says in his YouTube video titled WEDNESDAY HOME that he believes in REINCARNATION and wants to be born again as a baby in a different body in a different time so maybe next time he can be born as a HETEROSEXUAL MALE and grow up as a REAL MAN with a REAL MAN'S VOICE instead of that whiney annoying voice he now has in his YouTube videos which makes it sound like he is about to cry tears.

8. JhenelleDeNa Jhenelle De'Na 26 years old from Memphis, Tennessee says in her YouTube video titled MY REALITY FAIRY TALES DO NOT EXIST that LIFE IS REAL and the world is made up of ELVES AND FAIRIES because ain't nobody on fairy wings going to pay her bills and YOU CANNOT CHANGE A NIGGER INTO A HUSBAND just like you CANNOT CHANGE A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE and she does not giggle at people's lame ass jokes because that is how she roll and she cusses her nigger boyfriend out everyday cause he be trippin wit her and he wants his ass whooped and FedEx his ass back to Africa.

9. HeidiSaid aka HeidiVlogs August 2008 YourTubeAdvocate Host says in her YouTube video titled WOOD METH AND PREJUDICE that if she owned a meth lab that it would be a little shack far out in the country and she gets BUZZED OUT FROM THE ENDORPHINS from the shack next to her house but she has never done any methamphetamine and this woman should not be all alone in the wilderness without her daddy holding her hand and she does not have a point at this point and this boring video should have instead been uploaded on VloggerHeads where she has a very active account and where all the other boring videos are located.

10. MoreThanaBlog Carswani myspace.com/carswani blogtv.com/People/morethanablog 23 years old from Schenectady, New York says in his YouTube video titled MY PISSY BIRTHDAY SHOW LIVE that he is whoring himself on camera by wishing himself a happy birthday and will be hosting his first BlogTV show but to see his YouTube vlog you have to go to his friend's YouTube Channel called TheXDexperience which makes no sense that somebody would upload a YouTube video just to say to go to yet another YouTube Channel to watch his blog over there but that is how the YouTube World Turns.

11. HairyReasoner Earl from Canada says in his YouTube video titled Science that Astrology IS A SCIENCE and says you cannot believe in anything with having SCIENCE involved in the matter and SCIENCE is the one and only tool to measure what is truth and the opposite of SCIENCE are alternatives like DELUSION and INSANITY and WISHFUL THINKING and INDOCTRINATION and LAZINESS and RELIGIOUS FAITH but these things are not RATIONAL and to argue tht God created the earth in 6 days is the same as arguing that hamsters went through a time portal in a time machine and created the Great Pyramids because it cannot be explained or proven.

12. IanCrossland aka Crossmack myspace.com/crossmack stickam.com/profile/crossmack says in his YouTube video titled I HATE TITLING THESE VIDEOS that if he FOCUSES AND WATCHES a sports game on television then HIS TEAM WILL WIN but if he dicks around and half ass watches the game then HIS TEAM WILL LOSE by the power of POSITIVE THINKING but he should really think about EATING because it looks like he has lost alot of weight and his bones are almost piercing his skin making him look like an anorexic drunk bum with ruffled hair.

13. SuperAngryMonkey Baskin superangrymonkey.com 25 years old says in his YouTube video titled xSullenGirlx REMOVED MY VIDEO that xSullenGirlx is a BEACH BLONDE FUCKING COW FUCKING SKANK OVER DRAMATIZED SLUT WHORE BAG SHIT BALL MOTHERFUCKER for BLOCKING HIM and DMCAing his YouTube video which had a STILL IMAGE of her face which can be found on Google Images and now he will report her for EVERY COPYRIGHT VIOLATION she does on YouTube including a video clip she uploaded of talk show host Craig Ferguson.

14. RoobyJuice aka VeeBeeLicious Sarah from United Kingdom says in her YouTube video titled 42 DIFFERENT SHADES OF SHIT that a woman asked her how she was feeling and she told her that she felt like Barney's Purple Poo and 2 Girls and 1 Cup Poo and Chocolate Rain Poo and JohnnyBoyXO meat in my anus Poo and then told the nice old lady to have a nice day but if she feels like all of that shit then what does a CHOCOLATE RAIN SONG POO really feel like because that phrase alone sounds yummy to the tummy.

15. SeanieBlahBlah seanieblogblog.wordpress.com superhands.deviantart.com 16 years old from Ireland says in his YouTube video titled REPLY I AM WATCHING BECAUSE that his daddy is trying to get him into the YouTube Partnership Program meaning this Irish boy who created an account just 2 MONTHS AGO is already asking and begging his daddy to call up Mr. YouTube so Mr. YouTube can give that starving boy some money from his 14 videos and 170 subscribers meaning this Irish boy is on YouTube to MAKE MONEY and not to make friends because over 20 Irish teenagers so far have KILLED THEMSELVES in Ireland and posting suicide memorials onto YouTube's competitor video sharing website BeBo.

September 7 2008

1. OmgmHazzRocks Mhairi omgmhazzrocks MhazzRocks@gmail.com myspace.com/omgmhazzrocks mhazzers.blogspot.com twitter.com/mhazz from Glasgow, Scotland says there will be another fun filled ANTI-APPLE STORE YOUTUBE GATHERING for the 82nd time this year hosted by her lover Lomasca aka Chris Lomas on Saturday 25th October 2008 underneath the British Airways London Eye Millenium wheel at 12:30 pm.

2. CyberWolf087 livevideo.com/Cyberwolf087 20 years old says in his YouTube video titled A T4-TV RANT BEAUTY IS OVERRATED that he has CROOKED TEETH and FAT and FAPS ALL DAY AT YOUTUBE ANIME CLIPS and wonders why he cannot find a girlfriend but if he went to an ORTHODONTIST and JENNY CRAIG then maybe he might get an UGLY GIRL to take a glance at him or just go and get a 4 week face lift and become Justin Timberlake so he can fantasy fuck Britney Spears.

3. E-Beggar R0seWhip137 Derek stickam.com/rosewhip137 twitter.com/rosewhip137 is a 16 year old gay boy who says in his YouTube video titled LOOKING TOWARDS THE FUTURE that he wants to thank ALL OF THE YOUTUBE SUCKERS OUT THERE WHO GAVE HIM MONEY SO HE CAN BUY A $1,500 APPLE NOTEPOOK LAPTOP COMPUTER and now he can continue to make more DUMB ASS BORING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but this time with all of the E-BEGGING like he did before.

4. KateReadsBooks Kate 23 years old from Columbus, Ohio 419-351-6606 says in her YouTube video titled TIME TO MAKE A VIDEO that SHE IS HERE ON YOUTUBE BEING A COMPLETE IDIOT and then goes on to talk about how she was the only student in her class who was laughing at her teacher's story about a man who would ejaculate inside his body with a cock ring on him so he can go to heaven and have 1,000 concubines which is not funny and not a joke and now we know why she was the only person laughing.

5. CellMate89 cellmate89@gmail.com cellmate89.blogspot.com twitter.com/cellmate89 Filipino living in Australia says in his YouTube video titled A SPECIAL VIDEO FOR A SPECIAL SOMEONE that he wishes MissYau Garbo GarBoYau a happy 19 years old birthday and puts a YouTube collab video together with other Asian YouTubers from England and Australia which is remarkable to even put together considering CellMate89 is in jail.

6. AraLight1 Tamara 32 years old says in her YouTube video titled TheSargeWP DILEMMA 1 that TheSargeWP (PERMABAN SrgtWilliePete) is not all wrong in his views about negative black women because AraLight1 also had low self-esteem and had black men take advantage of her which is realism and that the only difference between white women and black women is that white women are more financially better off because white women make more money than black women because they are white.

7. LivingChrasityDreams Chris chrasity@gmail.com chrasity.com myspace.com/chrasity twitter.com/chrasity from Sydney, Australia says in his YouTube video titled CHRASITY VLOG MY FIRST VLOG that it is his very first vlog and cries that he was filming a series at a children's playground but stopped filming because the kids thought he was a pedophile so he has not accomplished anything which is a typical YouTuber who spends all their time watching boring stupid nonsense YouTube videos and neglects their real lives because they have OUTSIDE PHOBIA and because they are trying to be a popular YouTuber like KevJumba.

8. UltimateKai glowierin@yahoo.com blogtv.com/People/ultimatekai says in her YouTube video titled SELF-ESTEEM that SHE HAS ALWAYS HAD LOW SELF-ESTEEM and so she USES AND ABUSES YOUTUBE to think she has high self-esteem but her boyfriend is just USING HER which is a typical United Kingdom boyfriend because she does not have any real friends and stupidly thinks that there are 1,000 YouTube subscribers subscribed to her when in reality 90 percent of those YouTube subscribers are just 900 fake YouTube Ghost Accounts.

9. DanTheNorseman Dan myspace.com/danthenorseman says in his YouTube video titled LongBoarder120 IS AN IDIOT that DanTheNorseman is not a hard core anime fan but he likes the old school anime like Thundercats and Dragon Z Ball because the real losers are 35 year old men who lives in their mom's basement and watch YouTube anime videos and go to anime conventions but he is the real loser because he is a faggot who wears a batman mask but in reality is really a Silence Of The Lambs mask because he is a psycho who hates and harasses on fat ugly adolecent children like 12 year old LongBoarder120.

10. Druanna mysticreader.org myspace.com/psychiclifecoach7 33 years old self-proclaimed natural born Clairvoyant Clairsentient and Tarot Reader Conspiracy Realist and a light worker and member of the Galactic Federation of Light and Author of A GRIMOIRE OF TAROT MAGIC says in her YouTube video titled MESSAGE OF OCTOBER 14 that UFOs will come and get us on October 14 but since the LIGHT did not show up as predicted by FAKE Australian UFO psychic Blossom Goodchild who is a crazy weird bitch who is a member of the Galactic Federation of Light then she says that is ok if it did not happen because we are all humans and we all make mistakes which is an easy copout for a false prophet follower to say and is a prime example of the UFO nuts we have here on YouTube.

11. MyShowbizName myshowbizblog.blogspot.com myshowbizname.co.uk from the United Kingdom says in his YouTube video titled I AM WATCHING that out of his 500 YouTube subscribers that 75 percent watches his YouTube videos and to leave a comment that says they are watching but so far after 2 days only 80 subscribers has commented on his video meaning he is living in a FANTASY LAND if this United Kingdom man thinks 75 percent is watching his dumb videos because it is now more like 20 percent at the most which is normal on YouTube.

12. EscApiNgTheVoiD 21 years old college student says in his YouTube video titled OCTOBER 14 IS HERE 12:00 AM MDT here that he has been looking at the sky all day and has not seen any UFO's in the area that is suppose to come and invade the world on October 14 but there are unexplainable power outages but had nothing to do with the UFO Extra Terrestrial LIGHT SHIP as channeled by FAKE Australian UFO psychic Blossom Goodchild who is a crazy weird bitch that was suppose to land on earth on October 14 which did not happen and this is just another UFO nut case on YouTube who claims he goes to college for knowledge.

13. DavidChilderley davidchilderley.com myGenie.tv EFT Emotional Freedom Technique so-called expert says in his YouTube video titled NO UFOs WHAT NOW that the October 14 UFO visiting earth as prophesied by FAKE Australian UFO psychic Blossom Goodchild who is a crazy weird bitch that he is disappointed like everyone else that GALATIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT UFO never materialized as predicted meaning he is trying to do DAMAGE CONTROL and stick up for a woman who stole THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS from people all over the world who believed in what she was saying about extra terrestrials coming to rescue them.

14. TheJoeFrom1993 Joseph thejoefrom1993.tk 15 years old from New Zealand says in his YouTube video titled OR PANTS FOR THAT MATTER that the reason why he vlogs topless in his YouTube videos while eating his sponsor Vita Wheat crunch food is because he does not have a clean shirt to wear for the camera but in reality it is because he can get as many YouTube pedophile subscribers as he can get and now he says he does not wear any pants while vlogging on YouTube which is even more disgusting because nobody wants to see his little half inch pee pee on camera except for the 50 year old dirty old men on YouTube who likes that sort of shit.

15. Dboyb313 bhines313@gmail.com myspace.com/bhineslovemusic R&B musician singer songwriter says in his YouTube video titled THIS WOMAN'S WORK COVER - BRANDON HINES that he will start singing one of his songs but when he starts singing it sounds like somebody just a minute before hit him real hard in the nutsack because all you hear is a squeeky whining girly voice which is interesting because on his MySpace page he does not sound like his YouTube videos at all meaning this just proves what dubbing music can do to a singer's voice instead of having them sing acapella.

September 6 2008

1. AliveForMyself Shawnie mother of AudreyNolandReturns aka AudreyNoland Audrey Noland calcium.blogdrive.com says in her YouTube video titled TO END A PARTNER TO STOP GIVING HIM VIEWS END HIM that YOUTUBE SHOULD REMOVE 7Seveng7 FROM HIS PARTNERSHIP and SHOULD NOT BE A YOUTUBE PARTNER because he talks about having a LOVE AFFAIR with a 16 year old girl he met on the internet and talking to her for several hours everyday which could be considered PEDOPHILIA but when you consider a 16 year old girl is IN MOST COUNTRIES INCLUDING ALL OF EUROPE is considered an adult and can have an adult relationship including most of the states in America.

2. 7Seveng7 Paul Seveng TheAuctionSauna.com from Idaho says in his YouTube video titled FORBIDDEN LOVE SOME SURPRISES PART III that he has received 13 emails from women in their 40's and 50's that they were all in love with an older man when they were 16 years old so IT IS OK to date and be in love with a 16 year old girl because everybody is doing it these days getting back to their roots just like 21 centuries ago in Bible times.

3. Atomicus5000 aka Vlogginus5000 atomicus5000.com says in his YouTube video titled SAFETY ON THE INTERNET that 7Seveng7 DOES NOT HAVE A VERY SUCCESSFUL YOUTUBE CHANNEL and is NOT SUCCESSFUL but only semi-successful despite what 7Seveng7 says about making pedophilia love to a 16 year old child which is nastier than watching 2 adults eat shit out of a glass cup which is kind of ironic considering Atomicus5000 is comparing 16 year old children with a pile of shit.

4. GrillMaster33 says in his YouTube video titled GRILL BACK AND STRONGER that he is running a 5k marathon to lose that Taco Bell weight belly of his because instead of serving the customers he serves himself in the back where nobody can see him eat tacos all day long but that is ok because he will be back teaching in the classroom in January 2009 and he will not be lazy any longer.

5. SunshineTaylor sunshinetaylor@gmail.com igotmyphilosophy@hotmail.com myspace.com/taylorsunshine 18 years old says in her YouTube video titled DORM ROOM TOUR that she has not made a movie like she promised so she decides to show her LESBIAN RAINBOW BED COVERS and LOOKS LIKE A CRACK ADDICT and needs to pull her hair away from her face because she is having a bad hair day and YouTubers should buy Tom's shoes and give it to a poor child because even though they are USED SHOES that Tom wore it is ok because poverty stricken children always wear hand-me-downs.

6. MagusX1 thetruemagusx1.proboards83.com 25 years old Magus World says in his YouTube video titled MAGUS RANTS QUIT DRAGGING SHIT OUT AND KEEP AFFAIRS PRIVATE that Sugoi and Spax3 is GONE FROM YOUTUBE and no YouTuber should be making any more YouTube videos on the subject and to GROW UP LIKE MEN and this is coming from a 25 year old lazy man who stays in his bedroom in his mamma's basement all day long playing CONDEMNED CRIMINAL ORIGINALS which is one of the most SCARIEST HORRIFIC VIDEO GAMES ever made and their commercials have been BANNED FROM NETWORK TELEVISION where they kill people to a bloody pulp by any means necessary.

7. nzDesignaGirl Monique urbanmedia.co.nz New Zealand Urban Media fashion designer says in her YouTube video titled RANDOM LATE NIGHT RAMBLE that when she gets bored she MAKES A YOUTUBE VIDEO and then she says she DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY so here we have another YouTube Partner that makes a video just to please the YouTube Gods and in that video she has nothing to talk about meaning YouTube Partners want YouTube MONEY and YouTube SUBSCRIBERS and YouTube VIEWS but it is hard to get all of that when YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

8. EndlessMountain aka EndlessSpirituality Derek 32 years old says in his YouTube video titled OCTOBER 2008 that HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE DOW JONES STOCK MARKET CRASHING as he predicted but then he says THE UFOs LANDING IN AMERICA DID NOT HAPPEN as he predicted but yet he still believes that 911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB so here is another nutty fruit cake who believes UFOs CREATED 911 and Bush will be beamed aboard his spaceship when his office term ends.

9. BlackNerdComedy andre@blacknerdcomedy.com blacknerdcomedy.com blacknerdlive.com Andre says in his YouTube video titled BLACK NERD 1 UP 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY that he is celebrating his 1 year anniversary on YouTube for being BLACK and for being A NERD and that is a major milestone for a BLACK NERD on YouTube because any BLACK NERD that have survived a year of HATE COMMENTS from HATERS and TROLLS and still sticks around for MOAR ABUSE to upload videos on YouTube should be congratulated.

10. TheBlueHour Eugene 21 years old college philosopher wannabe student says in his YouTube video titled REPLY WHAT UNIQUELY INTERESTS YOU that TheCreativeOne David TEXT MESSAGED HIM and that was the HIGHLIGHT OF HIS DAY besides the fact that TheBlueHour DRINKS BEER AT 9AM IN THE MORNING TO GET DRUNK and that REALITY IS NOTHING TO CONCERN YOURSELF ABOUT because everybody wants to be a LonelyGirl15 and so now we have YouTubers who are uploading DRUNK VIDEOS 9AM IN THE MORNING which is NOT very enticing to GOOGLE ADVERTISERS who wants to pass their video merchandise product off to other advertisers.

11. TheCreativeOne thecreativeone.tv David 22 years old college student says in his YouTube video titled WHAT UNIQUELY INTERESTS YOU that THERE ARE UFOs IN THE UNIVERSE and that THERE ARE MARTIANS AND ALIENS IN OUTER SPACE and anybody who thinks we are the only living planet in the Milky Way Galaxy is narrow minded and stupid because IT IS A UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT COVERUP that aliens have landed their flying saucers on earth because he was ANAL PROBED BY ONE OF THE ALIENS when he was just 4 years old.

12. EtherealKingdom Tegan myspace.com/etherealkingdom 20 years old TRANSSEXUAL LESBIAN from Australia says in her YouTube video titled HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME that it is 8 minutes past midnight so she decided to upload a YouTube video to wish herself a happy birthday which is probably one of the lamest and dumbest things seen on YouTube if you are that bored but this Australian strange person is already confused because SHE WAS A HE but is now a LESBIAN TRANSSEXUAL which makes a lot of sense coming from DOWN UNDER.

13. MakeupMaverick Kimberly myspace.com/colemanartistry KimCole the Makeup Maverick 24 years old from Louisiana says in her YouTube video titled RANT ON BLACK MEN WHY CANNOT I HAVE A CHANCE TOO that NOBODY WANTS TO DATE HER even though she says she is a beautiful black woman and that BLACK MEN WANT TO ONLY DATE NON-BLACK WOMEN or LIGHT SKINNED WOMEN but since she is not light skinned but dark skinned then no black man wants her then maybe she should consult Michael Jackson on how to bleach her black skin and become a white woman or maybe she should look for a white man but if she aint got no ass and no money then no white man will want her.

14. PennSays Penn Jillette Crackle.com infamous comedian magician atheist from Las Vegas, Nevada says in his YouTube video titled PENN SAYS DO NOT WATCH THE DEBATE that HE WILL NOT TALK ABOUT POLITICS but then he continues on to talk about John McCain and Barack Obama who both want BIGGER GOVERNMENT and they both voted for the 700 BILLION DOLLAR BAILOUT and then he continues to talk more about politics and how he does not want to talk and debate politics but for somebody who does not want to talk about politics on YouTube is not doing a very good job of it.

15. 5SortaStraightGuys Monday Host Theophi1us Scotty scottylamming.chipin.com/my-tuition 19 years old says in his YouTube video titled BEWARE FLYING HANDS that he is going to GO TO A GAY CLUB with another LESBIAN and that HE CRIES everytime he watches the movie REQUIEM FOR A DREAM because a man loses his arm and his girlfriend becomes a crack whore but if he does not watch that movie then he will not cry and he was man enough not to cry during the NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY LGBT Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender because that is the one day out of the year that heterosexual straight people look the other way when they see homosexual men kissing other queer men on the lips.

September 5 2008

1. TubePopper at TubePopper.com will let people embed bubbles into their YouTube videos like in the comic strips which is different than YouTube annotations because these cartoon bubbles are more stylish unless you are running or moving alot in your YouTube videos and then the comic book bubble would be difficult to make because of all the jerky movements on camera.

2. YouTube competitor websites UniGo.com and theU.com are 2 college websites that has thousands of videos uploaded by college teenagers talking and vlogging about their college while they are in class or eating in the cafeteria or sitting in their college dorm or getting hazed at their fraternity and to tell high schoolers watching these videos why they should attend their college and these videos are all supported by big name advertisers like DELL and CITIBANK and GENERAL MOTORS to name just a few.

3. Viacom in another successful step ahead of their $100 BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT AGAINST YOUTUBE is that on October 27, 2008 Viacom will get SECRET DOCUMENTS about YouTube's financial seed investers Sequoia Capital and Artis Capital Management and TriplePoint Capital BEFORE THEY SOLD YouTube to Google who wanted the company based on the COPYRIGHTED VIDEOS that were on YouTube servers which made it so attractive for the 3 investment firms to make over $500 million dollars off of the sold out deal to Google.

4. YouTube has 2 new features on their videos called THEATER VIEW and LIGHTS OUT MODE so now some YouTube videos in beta testing will push away the boxed adsense Google ad on the right side of the YouTube video to show a longer video with red movie curtains and you can press a LIGHTS OFF button to turn the whole page dark which is nice for YouTubers who are scared of HATERS because now they will not be able to read any of the HATE COMMENTS or any comments for that matter because it is so dark.

5. YouTube for Business: Online Video Marketing for Any Business is a new book about YouTube by computer tech author Michael Miller in which he goes on to explain that instead of wasting thousands of dollars getting on a airplane and explaining your marketing ideas at a conference table with Microsoft PowerPoint you can just upload your video on YouTube and everybody in the company can see it but if every company CEO did just that then that means the airlines would go bankrupt and not because of gas prices but because of empty first class seats on the plane.

6. FsmDude Dom Dominique Poulin from Quebec City, Canada continues to create YouTube videos DESACRATING CATHOLIC HOST SACRAMENTS from the Catholic Church in Saint-Felix de Valois, Cap-Rouge, Quebec even though the Catholic Church has considered his YouTube videos HATE SPEECH and says YouTube has DOUBLE STANDARDS by removing a video in August showing a teenager urinating on the Holocaust memorial in Rhodes, Greece but HAS REFUSED to take down these YouTube videos from a known YouTube atheist.

7. German Producers and the movie director Oliver Hirschbiegel are suing YouTube for COPYRIGHTED VIDEO CLIPS uploaded on their servers from the 2004 motion picture movie titled THE DOWNFALL Untergang, Der which is a movie showing Hitler's last days with his Army Generals in his bunker in 1945 but the English subtitles to the German movie is in Parody Format but the German Producers disagree and still want all of their movie clips taken down from the YouTube servers because they still show the COPYRIGHTED MOVIE CLIPS with only parody subtitles mixed in with it.

8. YouTube Staff has a NEW FEATURE which is MORE ADVERTISING and a CLICK TO BUY link for the promotional music CD or movie DVD or book which will show up right under the video and right before reading all of the HATE COMMENTS on the YouTube video so for instance if you see another sXePhil doing another PRODUCT PLACEMENT ADVERTISEMENT on SPORE the video game then instead of reading all of the NASTY HATE COMMENTS about sXePhil's obsese weight you can instead click on the SPORE link and buy the game.

9. YouTube Staff will soon increase the video file uploading limit from 100 MB to now 10 TIMES THAT AMOUNT or 1 GB file size and will also let YouTubers upload MULTIPLE YOUTUBE VIDEOS AT THE SAME TIME meaning there will be 10 TIMES MORE BORING ASS VIDEOS to watch MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY in premium quality so that means all those UGLY YOUTUBERS will get MORE UGLIER because the image quality on the videos will be alot sharper showing all of their wrinkles but all within the same 10 minute video time limit.

10. Electronic Arts Inc. is the ONLY VIDEO GAME COMPANY and EMI Music and Universal Music Group ARE THE ONLY MUSIC COMPANIES that currently have advertisement deals with YouTube to sell their products as a BUY IT NOW links under the videos from online retailers like Amazon or iTunes but Google is pushing YouTube to MAKE MONEY FOR GOOGLE SHAREHOLDERS who have not seen ANYTHING except because Google's stock value continues to decline LOSING 60 PERCENT MARKET VALUE IN THE PAST 11 MONTHS so YouTube will start stalking television and movie companies to have advertisement links under their videos as well as the already obtrusive annoying Google Adsense Animated Box.

11. YouTube had 330 MILLION VISITORS watching YouTube videos for the month of AUGUST 2008 but the problem with this over inflated number that keeps rising every month is that as more and more people watch YouTube videos then the LESS VIDEO VIEWS many in the so-called YouTube Community are getting per video so either the YouTube user generated content videos are just plain boring and horrible to watch anymore or people are just watching COPYRIGHTED MUSIC VIDEOS and COPYRIGHTED MOVIE CLIPS and COPYRIGHTED TELEVISION SHOWS which seems about right.

12. YouTube Staff says their new e-commerce CLICK TO BUY and BUY IT NOW links will be implemented on YouTube Partner Channels and Corporate Channels and will enable viewers to click on the link to buy the product in the video and the content providers will have a CONTENT ID aka CONTENT IDENTIFICATION and MANAGEMENT SYSTEM to track down other videos of the rightful copyright holder and have their CONTENT ID embedded in those copycat links so the rightful owner gets the money which is interesting since CONTENT ID was to REMOVE OTHER COPYRIGHTED INFRINGEMENT VIDEOS but now YouTube is now saying it is ok for users to upload COPYRIGHTED VIDEOS because the righful owner will get still get a cut of Google's revenue.

13. LonelyGirl15 fake Bree New Zealand actress Jessica Rose DISSES YOUTUBE and DOES NOT WATCH ANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS and says she SPENDS 3 HOURS EVERYDAY ON THE INTERNET but that is because she watches HER OWN INTERNET SHOWS on Bebo called SORORITY FOREVER and television shows on the WB official website and her internet bookmarks are MySpace and Bebo and Facebook and SocialVibe and PerezHilton and Arclight Theatres, AMC theatres and Amazon and Google and Yahoo but NO YOUTUBE because YOUTUBE IS NOT A SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITE but only a VIDEO SHARING WEBSITE but try telling that to the so-called YouTube Community.

14. NewWarriorMan LEAVES YOUTUBE! NewWarriorMan says he got a 2 week suspension notice from YouTube Staff because of his MISLEADING THUMBNAIL PICTURES showing people like Republican Vice-Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin or the McDonald's SLAP THAT 16 YEAR OLD BLACK BITCH UP still image from the television news which are all COPYRIGHTED STILL IMAGES on his videos but some say it is because of Renetto putting pressure on YouTube Staff to SUSPEND NewWarriorMan because of him EXPOSING Renetto's baby VloggerHeads as the Cult it is.

15. Renetto and his VloggerHeads Group on the NING Platform has GONE DOWN HILL with more suspensions from CaseyNunez The Psycho Hurricane and long time VloggerHeads Member VitalFinds who was banned because she IS A CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICAN on a VERY LEFT WING LIBERAL BIAS website so now all of the liberals can get together and vote for Barack Obama as the next President Of The United States like VloggerHeads co-founder Hard Core Democrat tlg847 Tom would like to see.

September 4 2008

1. FRED YouTube actor Lucas Cruikshank from JKLproduction and now with FEE ENTERTAINMENT and LonelyGirl15 co-founder and co-creator EQAL CEO Miles Beckett who also produced the other failed sister Bebo series KateModernLG15 and LG15: The Resistance will be GUEST SPEAKERS at 2nd annual Giga Omni Media digital entertainment conference at the Mission Bay Conference Center in San Francisco, California on November 13, 2008 so you horny FRED teenage fan girls better start booking your plane tickets now.

2. Codeblack Interactive Black Entertainment is the FIRST URBAN COMPANY on the GOOGLE CONTENT NETWORK TO TARGET AFRICAN-AMERICANS onto Google related websites like YouTube which will feature urban comedy animated strips like Boondocks meaning YouTube is trying hard to market the buying African-American population with their adsense ads.

3. People now upload 13 HOURS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS EVERY MINUTE meaning 90 percent or 59 seconds are probably COPYRIGHTED MUSIC and COPYRIGHTED MOVIES and COPYRIGHTED GAME VIDEOS while 1 second out of every 60 seconds is USER GENERATED CONTENT like TEENAGE GIRLS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER WHILE THE BACKYARD PUPPY WATCHES WHILE BOUNCING ON THE TRAMPOLINE and out of that 1 second about 1 tenth of that is for BORING ASS VLOGGERS from VloggerHeads THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

4. Allegheny College in Meadville, Pennsylvania CollegeSearch101.org is trying to recruit college students by uploading 9 YouTube videos talking about how great their college is compared to all the other colleges in America and why people should strive for higher education and if they think YouTubers are trying to get educated then they are dead wrong because if YouTubers wanted to get educated then they would not be on YouTube uploading and watching dumb videos.

5. Nerimon Alex Day from Hornchurch in Essex in the United Kingdom told the British Guardian Online Newspaper that since he has 31,000 YouTube subscribers that 31,000 watch him every day which is not hardly the case because all YouTubers knows they only have no more than 10 percent of their YouTube subscribers watching their videos regularly and just because your YouTube video view count shows over 30,000 views on every video means somebody in England is doing some real massive auto-refreshing.

6. HookingUp hookingupshow.com produced by HBO is one of the worst HBO online series that they have created almost topping ElevatorShow from RunAwayBox Productions with YouTube fatty sXePhil Philip DeFranco and LonelyGirl15 Bree fake Jessica Rose and KevJumba Kevin Wu and WhatTheBuckShow Michael Buckley who is now an HBOlab wannabe with guest stars CharlesTrippy and SMPFilms Mr. Safety Cory Williams makes this show DOOMED TO FAIL because NONE OF THEM CAN ACT and you would think HBO HookingUp YouTube Channel would be getting HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWS but they are ONLY GETTING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF VIEWS with 3 STAR RATINGS.

7. SwtxWishes Kiki swtxwishes.blogspot.com swtxwishes@hotmail.com says in her YouTube video titled HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCHOOL TEST that all you do is put your cheat notes in a plastic see through pen and even though she uploaded this video a year ago it is still seen by over 100,000 school students who are always watching YouTube videos on how to cheat on their school exams because they are not intelligent enough to study on their own.

8. 20 million Britains and the United Kingdom are watching YouTube videos every month compared to only 6 million Brits who watch the BBC British Broadcasting Corporation meaning British teenagers would rather watch Americans and their pets make fool of themselves on a tiny postage stamp YouTube grainy video screen on their computer than to watch old English folks rattle on about their own Queen who does not care about anybody but her own royal family.

9. YouTube had a SECURITY HOLE recently where hackers could hack another YouTube Channel just by the SIGN IN session not timing out and keeping that user logged into YouTube whereby another user who has a script kiddie program can get the userid and email address but YouTube spokesman Chris Dale says the security breach has been recently fixed.

10. AdnTube AdnTube.com wants YouTube Partners to advertise PRODUCT PLACEMENT ads in their YouTube videos for extra cash like putting the marketer's ad image on the wall of the living room where your video shooting scene is or adding some ad text message on the T-shirt worn by the actor in your video, or just putting a marketer's product on the table in the video which many YouTube Partners do in the first place because they are MONEY GRUBBING WHORES.

11. MrFetch aka PaulFetch says he is STEPPING DOWN AS THE LEADER OF ANONYMOUS and is handing it over to the new leader who is UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger with his fanbois TehBigToaster and bodyXpolitic on each side of him on the throne because PaulFetch says ANONYMOUS has called all the Democrats on his Alabama party ticket and harrassed them.

12. MeanBlackDude MBD went to SouthTube to have butt sex with TheMathGuy Nate but when he found out that TheMathGuy was gay he told him that he only has butt sex with straight men like an UNDERCOVER BROTHER while sipping on his caramel moonshine that was given to him from Lemonette's son in Lemonette's hotel room.

13. Mmby2k kahariy2k.blogspot.com says she is glad to see TheSargeWP (PERMABAN SrgtWilliePete) back on YouTube and that it was BLACK PEOPLE WHO GOT HIM SUSPENDED FROM YOUTUBE and that instead of trying to get him banned they need to go and find those RACIST WHITE YOUTUBE VIDEOS and get their YouTube Channels suspended for all of the HATE SPEECH coming out of their KKK mouths.

14. ApplesAndMustard Dari 21 years old myspace.com/strawberriesandmayonnaise says in her YouTube video titled I AM THE PROTOTYPE that she bought a GANGSTA IPOD CASE THAT LIGHTS UP when you shake it up at the DOLLAR STORE meaning you can find weird and interesting things that are GANSTA at the dollar store because she is too poor to go and buy it at the 2 DOLLAR STORE.

15. MattG124 Matt 18 years old MattG124.com myspace.com/mattgformayor Mattgformayor@hotmail.com says in his YouTube video titled ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET that he has an OUTDOOR HOUSEFLY LIVING IN HIS BEDROOM while eating TWINKIES AND ROOTBEER and CARPET BOARDING and then he says he works at KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken which is a sponsor of YouTube while wearing that awful booger ring hanging down his nose.

September 3 2008

1. Perroquet51 Marc says in his YouTube video titled FOR U TREVOR RIEGER that it is very hot and he needs to take his dick out for some fresh air because he has not washed that poor shriveled up thing that he only uses as an instrument to piss out of and he wants UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger to help him wash it and slap it and rub it and massage it for a happy ending in order to bring it back to life for the first time in 10 years.

2. Divataunia Divataunia.com myspace.com/divatauniamusic says in her YouTube video titled WEEK 26 WEIGH-IN RESULTS AND PMS AND FEATURED ON UTUBEDRAMA that she is NOW A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY because she was FEATURED ON UTubeDrama which she describes the website as THE GOSSIP RAG FOR YOUTUBE and then she says she does not know if she should be flattered to be on UTubeDrama or appalled.

3. ThatzHotxoxo Becca 28 years old Canadian from Ontario, Canada says in her YouTube video titled GREEN TEA EXTRAVAGANZA that she loves going to ObesityHealth.com which is The Leading Obesity Site on the Net and she loves reading the forums on there and to meet other fat people to share her weight problems with so they can all get together and cry together and do belly flops in the swimming pool together to purposely splash the skinny kids who laugh at them because that is what fat adult people do for revenge.

4. JoshSource has a collab channel HomoAndShlomo with BrettTheIntern myspace.com/JoshSource and says in his YouTube video titled BrettTheIntern VS HIS COMPUTER that his computer crashed right after going to UTubeDrama website to see what was written about him and now he has a UTubeDrama Virus that is keylogging every gay porn website he goes to and for how long he watches a gay porn clip before he gets his keyboard all gooey and sticky.

5. Chuloonthe6 Seaki SeakiCreativeServices.com says in his gay YouTube video titled RESPONSE FAGGOTS ON A SCOOTER that HE SHE IS DIVINE on God's Green Earth while wearing sea shells in this transvestite's black dreadlocks and with those cheap ass fake gold rings that he got at his nearest pond shop for 9 bucks on his monster hand he needs to take them off if he is trying to be feminine unless he is going for the butch dyke look and that is the reason for his bandana head scarf to cover up his manly looking forhead.

6. Luke12000 Luke 21 years old says is a Voluntarist Anarcho-Capitalist Free-Marketeer Atheist says in his YouTube video titled RESPONSE TO AWESOME PEOPLE that rationalizes the world through music and that world religions are just a self-fulling prophecy and that anarchists rule the world and create their own reality

7. FsmDude Dom desacrates the Catholic Eucharist in 50 YouTube videos inciting HATE SPEECH which is AGAINST THE YOUTUBE TERMS OF SERVICE TOS and even The Catholic League Organization has filed a legal complaint to YouTube for having HATE SPEECH on their servers and OneTrueChurch YouTube Channel has started a petition to get FsmDude Dom SUSPENDED for these offensive YouTube videos.

8. ChannelFrederator nitefite.com channelfrederator.com bought property on YouTube's front page through Adsense Advertising for their NiteFite animated cartoon who is SPONSORED BY STARBURST CANDY COMPANY so in other words STARBURST PAID GOOGLE to have YouTube put their video on the front page even though YouTube only says that video is a FEATURED VIDEO without saying STARBURST company paid for the advertisement.

9. EbonyJetMagazines ebonyjet.com EBONY Magazine and JET Magazine has PARTNERED WITH GOOGLE AND YOUTUBE to have their OWN CHANNEL EbonyJetMagazines to PROMOTE THEIR BRAND TELEVISION NETWORK CHANNEL to African-Americans and to give YouTube money in exchange for promoting their television network YouTube Channel and YouTube Partnership Director Jordan Hoffner says she will help them to PROMOTE BRAND AWARENESS to ATTRACT MORE AFRICAN-AMERICANS onto YouTube.

10. KeepItWildTV and BarackNObamaDotNet BarackNObama.net posted a YouTube video showing a Missouri middle school teacher who is now suspended for filming his Junior Fraternity students at the Urban Community Leadership Academy which is a charter school for socially disadvantage black students and the whole community is upset that taxpaying dollars are paid to this Missouri Charter School to promote BLACK MILITANTS IN AMERICA.

11. Two West Johnston High School students 16 year old Tiffany Lynn Hurley of Angier, North Carolina and 16 year old McKenzie Leigh Wheeler of Clayton, North Carolina were both arrested for fighting on Monroe Road and have court appearances on November 20, 2008 and the fight video was uploaded on YouTube to be included with over 10,000 other students fightings on the popular video sharing website.

12. Mikado95 original Straight No Chaser Randy Stine sncmusic.com uploaded his a cappella singing group Straight No Chaser 12 Days Of Christmas on YouTube and the singing video went viral now seen almost 8 MILLION TIMES and after notorious YouTube HeadHunter Craig Kallman who is the chairman and chief executive of Atlantic Records saw them perform he offered them a 5 ALBUM DOLLAR RECORD DEAL that is worth MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

13. Rayzz.net is selling a $400 DOLLAR YouTube CLONE software on their website in which ANYBODY CAN BECOME ANOTHER YOUTUBE WEBSITE and takes advantage of the Google YouTube API modules to accomplish this task for modules like video module and friend module and audio modules to enable users to access the features such as audios and videos and photos and games and friends very easily.

14. eCorpTV.com is the next user-generated content video sharing website that will not be like YouTube who hosts on their servers funny pet tricks and viral video jokes because this video-sharing channel will be DEDICATED EXCLUSIVELY TO CORPORATE VIDEOS since most white collar professionals do not use YouTube and has so far signed over 2 dozen billionaire corporates like Baush and Lomb and Invisible Fence and QVC and Vishay and the world's largets steel company ArcelorMittal.

15. BBC British Broadcasting Corporation will create 6 NEW YOUTUBE CHANNELS all in different languages like Russian and Portuguese and Spanish and Arabic and Persian and Urdu which is kind of interesting considering this English News Channel and their sometimes quirky news anchors are at often times hard to understand what they are saying because of their slang structured English accents compared to American accents.

September 2 2008

1. HeidiSaid aka HeidiVlogs Heidi former August YourTubeAdvocate says in her YouTube video titled THE VloggerHeads TABOO that VloggerHeads IS NOT A GATED COMMUNITY which is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what the founders Renetto and tlg847 Tom has called it during their first videos on VloggerHeads and then she says that YouTube did not listen to her when she was YourTubeAdvocate which is very suspicious for her to even mention it because she was a VloggerHeads Member during her first week as YourTubeAdvocate on September 8 and posted her first video on September 10 while she was the September YourTubeAdvocate on YouTube WHICH IS A CONFLICT OF INTEREST AND MAKES HER AN EVEN BIGGER HYPOCRITE because her YouTube video titled DEAR YOUTUBE DO YOU CARE was posted 2 days AFTER BECOMING A MEMBER of VloggerHeads along with most of the past YourTubeAdvocates who all joined and registered at VloggerHeads during the first week like Achampag and FallOfAutumnDistro and JohnReaganNumber1 and JasonSpeaks and SamSaraJade and MasterGunner99 and ChangeDaChannel and even the YourTubeAdvocate creator hypocrite himself JustA11en.

2. Cyr1216 Ryan 20 years old myspace.com/cyrial filmmaker amatuer actor says in his YouTube video titled COMMAND ME AND I WILL DO IT that HE WILL DO ANYTHING THAT ANYBODY TYPES IN HIS VIDEO COMMENTS on YouTube and then he says if somebody wants to him to go run out in traffic and get hit by a car then he will do it but the problem with that is if he does do it and kills himself then he will never get to reply to any of the other weird comments because he will be dead.

3. Moshihino An Nguyen 23 years old Vietnamese woman from Australia says in her YouTube video titled I AM GLAD I MAKE YOU GLAD that she has been doing alot of thinking and is SORRY for putting her REAL LIFE DRAMA on YouTube on Moshi Time and that SHE MAKES HATERS HAPPY because she makes them FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES when they HATE ON HER and RIDICULE HER and CRITICIZE HER and her YouTube videos but she is not crying anymore because she has make believe YouTube fan bois and fan grls who loves to watch her and her CROOKED ASIAN FACE.

4. PoppaRoc46 Canadian who is The Official Nutter's Club Mascot says in her YouTube video titled JUST PRATTLING ON that she got face oils and bathing soaps from France like Shea Butter and foot cream and hand cream and shower oil which is a body wash but this NutCheese wannabe look-a-like without the sarcasm and the ancient 1830's Oliver Twist homeless looking hat would need alot more creams and soaps to remove all of those wrinkles from this grandma's face.

5. KalelPrime David from the United Kingdom says in his YouTube video titled TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE GALVATRON REVIEW that a new tank that he takes out of the package LOOKS BORING and is nothing special and then he takes it apart to make it transform into a Transformer and then the legs fall off and then when he puts it together he says he does not care if it is together right or not and says this is one of the WORST MOST DISGUSTING ACTION FIGURES he has shown and tells YouTubers to NOT BUY IT because it is appalling.

6. KRC588 Keith Causton web.mac.com/keithcauston sketch comedy comedian says in his YouTube video titled SNOBPHNOMENON aka SNOBPHENOMENON that the definition of SNOBPHNOMENON aka SNOBPHENOMENON is THE PROCESS OF BECOMING MORE SNOBBY TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE THE MORE MONEY YOU ARE WORTH which is a new catch phrase he created because he says he has not made a YouTube video in a long time since he works and caters to high profile millionaires who are posh and expensive and they are costing him money just by talking to him.

7. TunisiansWife is a member of ImTheLady1976 Tiara Club MississippiDiana's Mint Julip sisterhood and a Royal Nurse to Twish1999's Nutter's Club says in her YouTube video titled MIA VLOG that she has made 3 videos but has not uploaded any of them on YouTube because her dog is very sick and ill and she is trying to get ready for SouthTube II in Memphis, Tennessee and Nashville, Tennessee but it is stupid to upload a YouTube video just to say that you have 3 other videos you have created but have not uploaded then STOP CREATING VIDEOS if you never plan on uploading them onto YouTube even though you say you will.

8. YourTubeAdvocate September Host SamSaraJade Tia samsarajade.blogspot.com from Liverpool England United Kingdom accomplishments for the month of September is getting videos emailed to her for a Collab Video on the YourTubeAdvocate Channel and reading problems and solutions on the YouTube Blog posting and asking YouTubers questions about problems on YouTube and actively participating on the anti-YouTube NING group known as Renetto's VloggerHeads meaning she has not accomplished anything during her month as YourTubeAdvocate which has been normal for the monthly rotation cycle on JustA11en's failed YouTube experiment who himself has been an early active member on anti-YouTube VloggerHeads so go figure.

9. 5SortaStraightGuys is a collab channel of a mixture of gay and straight high school boys YouTube Channel LineUp is Monday Theophi1us Scotty scottylamming.chipin.com/my-tuition twitter.com/driftingaway11 who E-Begs YouTubers for money on his YouTube Channel Tuesday LHIED Deihl from Canada Wednesday R0seWhip137 Derek stickam.com/rosewhip137 twitter.com/rosewhip137 rosewhip137.chipin.com/a-laptop Brendan is a 16 year old gay boy who E-BEGGED YouTubers who stupidly gave him $1,500 for a brand new laptop computer Thursday VACANT but was Carlkr Carl myspace.com/theonetheonlycarl 17 year old gay high school boy Friday LoveYourLife324 CJ DJ Remix Artist Graphic Designer myspace.com/cj39 stickam.com/loveyourlife324 SKYPE siegem203 senior in high school who dances gay

10. 5SortaStraightGuys Wednesday Host R0seWhip137 Derek who E-BEGGED on YouTube and got $1,500 from YouTubers so he can buy a brand new laptop computer says in his YouTube video titled MAJOR UPDATE AND FAREWELL CARL that Carlkr Carl has quit 5SortaStraightGuys because of real life issues but it may go alot deeper than that because Carlkr Carl stopped making videos right after R0seWhip137 Derek started to E-Beg on YouTube and was FEATURED on UTubeDrama for his E-Begging Skills and now R0seWhip137 Derek has a new laptop and Carlkr Carl does not.

11. Carynis1HotAssGirl aka 1HotAssGirl Caryn myspace.com/1hotassgirl 28 years old says in her YouTube video titled THE WORLD IS A RAINBOW that she wanted to SNAP OFF THE HEAD OF A 4 year old girl because she was rude to her and disrespected her but because she was only 4 years old it is AGAINST THE LAW in America to touch a child but nobody really heard what she said with the loud HIP HOP background music besides watching her HUGE BIG TITS that almost popped out of her hoochie whore shirt top and she is getting FATTER everyday that she sits her fat ass uploading boring YouTube videos and she needs to lose that extra weight gain by walking the streets where she will make some REAL MONEY instead of pennies from lame YouTube videos.

12. TolstoyKafkaEvsky tolstoykafkaevsky.deviantart.com who is an expert in Sociology and Philosophy and Nerdism says in his YouTube video titled I PUBLICIZE MY FIRST CARTOON that his first animated cartoon is AGAINST VIACOM who is suing YouTube for 1 BILLION DOLLARS and he says some of the animated cells may be copyrighted work but who cares because he is doing a good thing by fighing against the mega corporation known as VIACOM against little ole tiny Google like yeah whateva.

13. BanAhwar member of The Black Hebrews says in his YouTube video titled THE LORD HATH BROUGHT FORTH SPIRITS OF VENGEANCE IN THE EARTH that Jigga Boo Niggers you will end up like TuPac Shakur who had a BALD HEAD which was AGAINST THE LAW and a FU MAN CHU hair on his face which is AGAINST THE LAW and tattoos which was AGAINST THE LAW and EVERYBODY CAN DIE IN THE LAKE OF FIRE IN HELL because they do not care except for the elected few which is the 144,000 which are mentioned in Revelations in the Bible.

14. LisaSimpson Beccah youtubelisasimpson@gmail.com 27 years old former YourTubeAdvocate says in her YouTube video titled WELCOME HOME that she is happy she moved to a 1 bedroom apartment because now she has A BIG CLOSET for ALL OF HER HIPPY DORKY CLOTHES while she BEATS HER DOG and she has an ELECTRIC STOVE which is awesome and a TOILET THAT FLUSHES FAST which is awesome and everything is so awesome that she is now happy forever and ever.

15. LeahSayssSo aka LCSsings Leah myspace.com/lcssings 16 years old in her YouTube video titled BOOGIE SHOES she has HUNDREDS OF PAIRS OF PAYLESS SHOES which would be enough shoes for each girl to wear in her high school and she should really think about giving away all of her shoes expect 1 pair because she only has 2 feet unless she is an OmgOctopus and she would give it to homeless teenage girls in her city who cannot afford to pay for low budget $10 Payless Shoes that are clogging her bedroom.

September 1 2008

1. Antishay Shanti antishay.com Shanti Design Antishay says in her YouTube video titled THIS IS A TOTAL RANT THIS IS TRUTH that she IS ON YOUTUBE TO ONLY LOSE WEIGHT since she was 14 years old and she did not get on YouTube for subscribers and she is afraid that YouTubers are talking behind her back and she will not be the old Shanti who was over 200 pounds and mean and nasty and several YouTubers have told her that she is FAKING LOSING WEIGHT and wants to really be a YOUTUBE WHORE BACKSTABBING LITTLE GIRL INSTEAD and sponge off of HOOP EARRING BIG HAIR WHORE Fatty2Slim Cindy's subscribers.

2. VlogDavidSpates aka DavidSpates myspace.com/davidspates states on his YouTube Channel that he is an actor and a writer and a part time super hero and says in his YouTube video titled BARACK OBAMA ASSASINATED that since President George Bush was not assassinated in his 8 years in office then Barack Obama has a good chance of not being killed in office if he becomes President Of The United States which does not make alot of sense since George Bush is a honkey and Obama is a nigger.

3. SweetAfton23 sweetafton23.com says in her YouTube video titled VLOGGING MOLLY QUESTIONS that she is going to college and is a Literature Major but she is talking too fast and hopefully she does not talk this fast on her dates in real life because they would run away from her and she needs to shut the fuck up and take a deep breath and slow down and pick up her ugly ass geeky ukulele and start strumming some COPYRIGHTED tunes since that is where she gets most of her YouTube video views from.

4. Jwriter4 myspace.com/killajayyo writer producer conspiracy nutjob activist student says in his YouTube video titled PresidentOfTheBlack MORE LIKE PRESIDENTOFTHEWACKS that he is a MONKEY AFRICAN IMMIGRANT ASS CHRISTMAS TREE NOSE ABU HEAD because PresidentOfTheBlack BLOCKED HIM and he called Jwriter4 UGLY and TRASH which is not really too far from the truth because Jwriter4 is a CONSPIRACY THEORIST who believes this UTubeDrama website is OF THE DEVIL and that UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger is the DEVIL INCARNATE HIMSELF.

5. JoshSource has a collab channel HomoAndShlomo with BrettTheIntern myspace.com/JoshSource and says in his YouTube video titled SHAYTARD REBLLIONITE SUPER NOTE that he has a GAY GUEST staying over so his fold out couch now looks like a bed and there is not doubt this guy is gay living in the city San Francisco in California because all the dirty gay guys rent a studio apartment in drugged up homeless crime ridden Tenderloin District on Turk Street which is clearly where this queer is definitely from.

6. Kyumon2 (PERMABAN Kyumon for uploading COPYRIGHTED ANIMATED CARTOONS) Chris says in his YouTube video titled BRING BACK TOONAMI that The Cartoon Network should have never canceled Toonami which is 2 words put together CARTOON and TSUNAMI and they have screwed over millions of fans but with 100 YouTube videos uploaded on his second account with many of these same videos VIOLATING COPYRIGHT LAWS it will just be a matter of time before YouTube suspends this permaban user once again.

7. ImPaulGriffiths Paul Griffiths myspace.com/soundfxsandoverdramatics states on his YouTube Channel that HE DOES NOT READ YOUTUBE COMMENTS OR MESSAGES and that his videos only get thousands of views because he has really really really nice hair and a wonderful boner structure has in his YouTube video titled PAUL GRIFFITHS LOVES DRUNK WOMEN showing a fucked up drunk heroin drugged up United Kingdom old lady on camera acting crazy 5150 and tells the old hag that HE IS GOING TO MAKE HER FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE and so he did as promised.

8. JavansGameShow Javan GamesOnSmash.com Skype JavansGameShow gamer tag Javan Of Egypt 19 years old says in his YouTube video titled WEEKLY ASSAULT EPISODE 3 that you can go on Twitter and subscribe to the keyword JavansGameShow and everytime he puts out a new video game review that person who subscribed to that keyword will then get a cell phone message to let them know he uploaded a new video on YouTube meaning this homeboy black knit cappin dude really must have some STUPID YOUTUBE SUBSCRIBERS if they cannot check their own subscription page to see if he has uploaded any new lame ass PS3 VS Xbox360 video game reviews.

9. Perroquet51 Marc has his own ridiculous YOUTUBE DISCLAIMER on his YouTube Channel that reads ALL RIGHTS RESERVED No portion of this site including associated videos may be reproduced in any form without written permission from its owner Perroquet51 which is laughable to begin with since he DOES NOT OWN his page that is on the YOUTUBE SERVER and says in his YouTube video titled I AM CONFESSING that HE HAS NOT TAKEN A BATH OR SHAVED in 2 months because HE HAS BEEN ON VloggerHeads and has NEGLECTED HIS YOUTUBE FRIENDS and has been a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE E-FRIEND and stopped doing collab videos and has not been reading his Private Messages and it SCARES HIM TO DEATH that Renetto has brainwashed him and sucked him into his cult.

10. GaspItsBethh Bethany says in her YouTube video titled UPDATE OF SOME SORT that SHE IS LEAVING YOUTUBE BECAUSE OF HATERS and she has DISABLED HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL and has now set it only for FRIENDS ONLY and she says she is getting too many comments to reply to and cannot handle all of the YouTube peer pressure celebrity status now that she has almost 1,000 YouTube subscribers and UTubeDrama Webmaster Trevor Rieger wishes her luck in the real world.

11. SilverScreamGrl Beth states on her YouTube Channel that SHE DOES NOT SUBSCRIBE TO DRAMA and says in her YouTube video titled VLOG that THERE ARE TOO MANY YOUTUBE VIDEOS TO WATCH AND TOO MANY EMAILS AND COMMENTS TO READ but if she does not have any time to watch her regular subscribers videos and to answer her own video comments and says on her own YouTube Channel description that IT WILL TAKE DAYS for her to reply back to you if you send her a Private Message but yet she finds the time to upload 300 YOUTUBE VIDEOS in the past 2 years.

12. RandomProdinc aka Burnzy121 Tom and Sam and Dan myspace.com/randomprodinc Randomprodinc@hotmail.co.uk 17 years old in his YouTube video titled AWKWARD MOMENTS he names off all of these YouTubers who have thousands of more subscribers than he does but since he created his YouTube account almost 2 years ago he himself only has 2200 subscribers after posting 50 videos meaning HE DOES NOT WHORE HIMSELF and CHEAT by CREATING FAKE YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS to bump his subscriber numbers up like almost everybody else does.

13. TheWeedReport theweedreport.com is the hottest new social networking site in the world of weed says in his YouTube video titled BURNING MAN AND BUBBA KUSH THE WEED REPORT EPISODE 14 that he is at Black Rock City in Nevada getting stoned and smoking weed which is what almost everybody at the annual BURNING MAN festival does but in his YouTube video annotation it says CHECK OUT DAVE'S NEW HOT PORN titled GET THEM HOT AND THROBBIN 3 THE RETURN OF DONGO on DVD November 4th so this guy is SELLING PORN DVDs in his YouTube videos meaning YouTube NOW ALLOWS CHILDREN TO WATCH DRUG VIDEOS AND PORN VIDEOS.

14. SpoonyOne Noah spoonyexperiment.com writer director editor and star of The Spoony Experiment writes the Gamer's Rant on the Movies column in Knights of the Dinner Table Magazine says in his YouTube video titled VLOG that he wants to put up YouTube videos of a video game that has 16 different endings like a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE Mystery disc game on his SleuthyOne YouTube Channel but he says he has to upload HUNDREDS OF VIDEO CLIPS ON YOUTUBE meaning this guy needs to stick with magazine writing instead of selfishly wasting YouTube bandwidth.